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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: MURDERTRON on November 11, 2013, 04:42:01 am

Title: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 11, 2013, 04:42:01 am
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STUFF
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The nefarious MURDERTRON MONDAY POSSE has attacked the sinful TEAM 2 Village of Ayyike, in what is to be a truly glorious battle.  Both teams are armed with plate armors, donkeys, heavy lances and rondel daggers.

In order to gain entry to this truly amazing battle, you meet a few requirements:
1.  Have 14 strength and show your stats in the application.  In order to wear all the armor and use all the weapons, you must have 14 strength.  If you don't wear the armor or use the weapons, you will be literally taking experience out of the mouths of all of our children's' mouths.
2.  You must be willing to follow the rules. The rules I have made are in place in order to make sure the battle finishes in a decent amount of time, everyone has fun and we all get good experience.
3.  You must apply to both sides.  This is important, because we want to have a good time and play with different groups of people which we don't normally get to during "normal" Strategus.
4.  In your application, please put "I have read the rules and I want to take part in this battle.  I am agreeing to get kicked if I fail to follow the rules at anytime and risk being banned from future events."  There will be admins present and ready to enforce the rules.

THE RULES:
1.  Bring a full load out every life.  There is exactly enough gear for everyone to carry a full set of armor, heavy lance, a rondel dagger and ride a donkey.  Maximize the exp that everyone gets by bringing a full set of gear every life.
2.  No fighting before the forward spawns are set up and no attacking the forward spawns.  The forward spawns are essential so we may finish the battle in a decent amount of time.  Everyone should set their spawn to their team's forward spawn in order to not draw out the battle.  If you set your forward spawn to the enemy forward spawn, you will receive a ban from upcoming events.
3.  NO FLAG CAPPING
4.  Fight in the designated area, leaving that area will count as leeching.
5.  Leave your ego at the door.  No one in the world is specced to be an effective Donkey Knight.  It doesn't matter.  We're all here to get good exp and have fun.
6.  No idling or AFKing.  Be active the whole time.  Let's get this done quick.
7.  No team warning.  Have your giggles until 4/5, but if you are the one who gets someone kicked (5/5), you will be banned from upcoming events.

Forward spawns will be set up in a relatively flat open area.  No fighting before the forward spawns go up, everyone must set themselves to the appropriate forward spawn.

BATTLE LINK: THE MOVIE
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5716

THESE PEOPLE ARE BANNED
All of LL and the rest of Australia, Pinecone, Tom Cruise, Olafie, Dr Thunder, Life_Asstrails

SPECIAL THANKS TO:
CIKEL, JAKEBREAD, VOESTER, WITCHBREAD, PERNITENT PAUPER, SHOTGOON, WITCHCRAFT, EXCAV PLS 420, AMATSUKA, BIGSANDWICH, HUSCARLTON_BANKS, PLUMBO, IM FORGETTING MORE BUT ADD THEM AS I REMEMBER

AS ALWAYS: FUCK LL
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 11, 2013, 04:57:49 am
Also join this steam group if you want notifications about the upcoming events and stuff.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/murdertown/
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: nilloc93 on November 11, 2013, 11:15:31 pm
Are Australian immigrants living in Canada allowed to play?
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 11, 2013, 11:49:30 pm
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Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Life on November 12, 2013, 12:26:59 am
hey, why am i banned?
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 12, 2013, 12:31:00 am
You set yourself to the opposite spawn last time.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Novamere on November 12, 2013, 01:22:24 am
You need to do more of these i want atleast 1 a week, this is what strat should be about!
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Life on November 12, 2013, 01:35:01 am
Quote from: MURDERTRON on November 12, 2013, 12:31:00 am
You set yourself to the opposite spawn last time.
woops, sorry. wont happen again
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 12, 2013, 01:57:57 am
Quote from: Novamere on November 12, 2013, 01:22:24 am
You need to do more of these i want atleast 1 a week, this is what strat should be about!

Troops.  Also Thursday.

Quote from: taker_of_life on November 12, 2013, 01:35:01 am
woops, sorry. wont happen again

You're right, it wont.  I also checked my screen shots and you shot first when everyone was told not to shoot by Tydeus.  Come donate troops if you want to be able to participate again.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on November 12, 2013, 02:16:37 am
Everyone knows the British shot first.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Mae. on November 12, 2013, 03:20:50 am
dont take me off the roster if im late for roll call please, kthxbi
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Segd on November 12, 2013, 03:27:53 am
What is your TS?
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Penitent on November 12, 2013, 05:25:49 am
great battle!

I think the battle we got the most xp in was the one where everyone had arbalests and mallets/mauls. 
I vote we get the deadliest weapons we can with the most tickets possible and ride the gravy train all the way to tinsel town!

Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Life on November 12, 2013, 05:31:29 am
glad i was included in this one, it was quite fun.  (i believe i've redeemed myself, mrdr)  :D
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on November 12, 2013, 05:45:47 pm
wish I could have made it, what was the equipment?
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Switchtense on November 12, 2013, 05:47:49 pm
donkey, heavy lance, rondel
armour as usual
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Jack1 on November 12, 2013, 05:48:53 pm
Heavy lances with rondel s on donkey back.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on November 12, 2013, 05:54:26 pm
Eww heavy lances on the slowest mounts in game vs heavy armor, that must have been glance city
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Real_Dece_Guy on November 12, 2013, 06:01:21 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on November 12, 2013, 05:54:26 pm
Eww heavy lances on the slowest mounts in game vs heavy armor, that must have been glance city

This is why most people got off their donkeys and started shanking with the rondels, or just piking with the heavy lances.

It wasn't not fun, but also not the best event we've ever had.  XP was quite a bit lower than usual (I only made 18).  Arbs seem to be the key to good XP.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: njames89 on November 12, 2013, 06:08:24 pm
I don't know I found it was still easy to get lance kills from the donkeys the only problem was finding a runway you could speed your donkey up on. Pretty much abandoned donkeys everywhere not to mention the forward spawns were completely surrounded. Still a hilarious fight.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Switchtense on November 12, 2013, 06:31:10 pm
armour was -2 so it worked well i guess, i got polearm wpf myself so it was a bit easier for me
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 12, 2013, 07:43:58 pm
Not every battle will be arbalests.  They are expensive, and sometimes I like to try new things.

That said, we obviously need troops still, a castle or city would be damn nice, and we will take arbalest donations in any condition as long as they are in fairly large stacks.  So if you see me moving around warzones, I'm picking up arbalest donations, not reinforcing or privateering.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Penitent on November 12, 2013, 09:06:20 pm
I think the key to high xp is tons of murder-death-kill.  I'm no expert though. 

I would suggest using maybe morningstars, or long bardiches.  Cheaper options might be long voulge, battle axe/war axe, or maybe even something like fighting pick or spiked club for 1hs.

It's not my call though.  I'm just glad to come along on this crazy ride. :)

just dropped 171 troops btw.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 12, 2013, 09:22:15 pm
Quote from: Garison on November 12, 2013, 09:06:20 pm
I would suggest using maybe morningstars, or long bardiches.  Cheaper options might be long voulge, battle axe/war axe, or maybe even something like fighting pick or spiked club for 1hs.

But that's like every battle ever.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Penitent on November 12, 2013, 09:26:36 pm
Quote from: MURDERTRON on November 12, 2013, 09:22:15 pm
But that's like every battle ever.

Oh I see what you mean.  Morninstars and bardiches are in most other strat battles, but I never see those cheaper weapons.  I like the war axe.  It looks goofy as hell and no one ever uses it.

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If this can be used on the back of a swaybacked-donkey -- even better!

I think if donkey's are used again, there should be no dismounting and no spawn raping.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 12, 2013, 10:48:40 pm
Its hard to find a good balance of having a fun set of equipment without giving anyone a huge staggering advantage.  In all reality, 2H are probably the last players I want to give an advantage too.  It's impossible to give archers an advantage, without providing bows.  But then its a guessing game for me on how many archers will show up, and how many bows will be used.  I think the majority of the battles will be arbalest(s)+something else.  This gives everyone a chance to get some kills, especially those without any PS, while providing a ton of EXP because arbs are expensive.  It also doesn't give crossbowmen too much of an advantage, because they can't reload afterwards.

Also, someone will always be unhappy, because this is CRPG and everyone loves to complain!
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Lemon on November 12, 2013, 11:22:32 pm
If you spawn with a arb on horse/donkeyback you can shoot it, only once. I recommend we spawn with 2 arbs and a rondel on donkeys... tons of fun.. tons of exp.. donkeys. donkeys everywhere.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: chesterotab on November 13, 2013, 09:55:44 am
Really fun and unique event. Sure the XP was lower than the other events, but that battle produced some truly great moments. The initial donkey knight lineup and charge made me wet. Thanks MURDERTRON and MURDERTRON supporters.

A couple foggy screenshots:
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Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: Segd on November 13, 2013, 10:27:35 am
Quote from: MURDERTRON on November 11, 2013, 04:42:01 am
In order to gain entry to this truly amazing battle, you meet a few requirements:
1.  Have 14 strength and show your stats in the application.  In order to wear all the armor and use all the weapons, you must have 14 strength.
Lies! I had 15 str & what did I get? Barbiesized helmet! :evil:
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At least my iron mustage looks cool 8-)
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: dynamike on November 13, 2013, 08:10:24 pm
Heavy armoured donkey battles call for morningstars if you ask me.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKING MURDERTRON MONDAY MASSACRE MAYHEM MANIA:CALLING ALL DONKEY KNIGHTS
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 13, 2013, 08:24:38 pm
Quote from: dynamike on November 13, 2013, 08:10:24 pm
Heavy armoured donkey battles call for morningstars if you ask me.

Morningstar is a certified try hard weapon, so, no to that.