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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: nilloc93 on November 10, 2013, 08:24:50 am

Title: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: nilloc93 on November 10, 2013, 08:24:50 am
glorious workout routine stolen brought to you by me nilloc93

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Every death- 5 pushups, 10 sit-ups

Every Victory per round- 5 lunges each leg

Teamkill- 10 pushups

Not dying for a single map- 20 pushups

Loosing a 5x bonus- 20 pushups

now stop being a fatass and get to it.
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on November 10, 2013, 08:57:20 am
Been done, mucho timeso.

Go look through the after action reports of the Off Topic General.

Also, googlize Westside Barbell conjugate method. Shit is tight son, TIGHT!
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Villain on November 10, 2013, 08:06:21 pm
Quote from: nilloc93 on November 10, 2013, 08:24:50 am
glorious workout routine stolen brought to you by me nilloc93

(click to show/hide)

Every death- 5 pushups, 10 sit-ups

Every Victory per round- 5 lunges each leg

Teamkill- 10 pushups

Not dying for a single map- 20 pushups

Loosing a 5x bonus- 20 pushups

now stop being a fatass and get to it.

MORE LIKE
DIE EARLY IN ROUND - EAT ATLEAST 10 OREAS UNTILL NEXT ROUND
DIE LATE IN ROUND - SHOVE 5 OREOS IN MOUTH BEFORE NEXT ROUND GET KEYBOARD DIRTY
DIE WITH X4 OR X5 GET THE MILK OUT AND DROWN THOSE SORROWS.
FATASS!
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Ulmarth on November 10, 2013, 08:52:01 pm
This again..........nah
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Eugen on November 10, 2013, 09:00:37 pm
every death 5 pushups.... fuck yeah... i will hide all map long  :lol:

+1 becouse I loughed hard,  imagining OP really does what he proposes  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Scervo on November 10, 2013, 09:11:23 pm
Or you could just play until you get bored and then go to the gym.
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Corsair831 on November 10, 2013, 09:51:52 pm
lol i used to do this a few years ago with freeweights when i was playing total war multiplayer campaigns, it's totally shit though, when you exercise you need consistent rest breaks between sets, but the game works so sometimes you do 4 minutes between sets and sometimes 40 seconds, lol, made worse on shogun 2 by the fact that you'd sometimes have a 30 minute battle which completely throws you off

(I do like however a masturbation theme on crpg)
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Eugen on November 10, 2013, 10:10:01 pm
Quote from: Corsair831 on November 10, 2013, 09:51:52 pm
(I do like however a masturbation theme on crpg)

If I had a "Loughing my Ass Off Gif .. I would post it.  You truly sick bro. But who am I to judge? Work out for better masturbation...  :idea:
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Miwiw on November 10, 2013, 10:20:12 pm
Die once a round - donate 1 € to crpg servers
Score 5 kills a round - donate 5€ to crpg servers
Make 500 score in a siege round - donate 5€ to crpg servers
Kill all Mercs on Battle for 2 rounds in a row - donate 20€ to crpg servers
Make Panos rage - stop donating and get a drink
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Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: brunoII on November 10, 2013, 11:31:35 pm
Quote


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glorious workout routine stolen brought to you by me nilloc93



 



Every death- 5 pushups, 10 sit-ups

Every Victory per round- 5 lunges each leg

Teamkill- 10 pushups

Not dying for a single map- 20 pushups

Loosing a 5x bonus- 20 pushups

now stop being a fatass and get to it.


If you take the value in battle or siege?
Do you masturbate?
(to burn calories and train the forearms)
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Olwen on November 10, 2013, 11:56:12 pm
Quote from: nilloc93 on November 10, 2013, 08:24:50 am
glorious workout routine stolen brought to you by me nilloc93

(click to show/hide)

Every death- 5 pushups, 10 sit-ups

Every Victory per round- 5 lunges each leg

Teamkill- 10 pushups

Not dying for a single map- 20 pushups

Loosing a 5x bonus- 20 pushups

now stop being a fatass and get to it.

why pushups on not dying for a single map? makes no sense, it's an achievement, not a fail

and stop doing only push ups all the time, you might get some muscles in your arms but you won't have any legs, just a fatass still because push ups don't get you to lose your fatass
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Scervo on November 11, 2013, 12:12:34 am
Quote from: Miwiw99 on November 10, 2013, 10:20:12 pm
Die once a round - donate 1 € to crpg servers
Score 5 kills a round - donate 5€ to crpg servers
Make 500 score in a siege round - donate 5€ to crpg servers
Kill all Mercs on Battle for 2 rounds in a row - donate 20€ to crpg servers

I'll donate money to the c-rpg servers when the devs start caring about them
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: nilloc93 on November 11, 2013, 01:29:30 am
Quote from: Olwen on November 10, 2013, 11:56:12 pm
why pushups on not dying for a single map? makes no sense, it's an achievement, not a fail

and stop doing only push ups all the time, you might get some muscles in your arms but you won't have any legs, just a fatass still because push ups don't get you to lose your fatass

at what point was it stated that its a full workout routine and you don't have to do anything else?
in what world are pushups a punishment? you don't die for a map, celebrate by doing pushups.
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: no_rules_just_play on November 11, 2013, 02:47:35 am
Quote from: Olwen on November 10, 2013, 11:56:12 pm
why pushups on not dying for a single map? makes no sense, it's an achievement, not a fail

and stop doing only push ups all the time, you might get some muscles in your arms but you won't have any legs, just a fatass still because push ups don't get you to lose your fatass
Don't tell yourself this will give you any hypertrophy (muscle development) because it won't. You might however lose some weight if you are a fat cunt.
As said earlier, getting fit and looking good needs some more effort than a hlaf-assed substitute for actually working out and dieting.
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Adamar on November 11, 2013, 02:52:32 am
Why the fuck would I do any of that?
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 11, 2013, 04:56:13 am
I wish my computer was still in the room that my pullup bar could actually connect to the door frame. Any game where you have downtime after you die is a great chance to do some stretches or a quick set of exercises. Keeps you from getting tired/lazy/cramped.  :)
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Dalfador on November 11, 2013, 06:39:23 am
Solid suggestion, but me and many other people will continue to masturbate vigorously instead.
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Palurgee on November 11, 2013, 07:10:47 am
hey since we're here, no_rules_just_play, is that gif of a girl or a dude
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Taser on November 11, 2013, 07:50:35 am
Quote from: Palurgee on November 11, 2013, 07:10:47 am
hey since we're here, no_rules_just_play, is that gif of a girl or a dude

That is a girl. I forget her name.
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Vovka on November 11, 2013, 07:57:39 am
Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on November 11, 2013, 04:56:13 am
I wish my computer was still in the room that my pullup bar could actually connect to the door frame. Any game where you have downtime after you die is a great chance to do some stretches or a quick set of exercises. Keeps you from getting tired/lazy/cramped.  :)
i use dat one
(click to show/hide)
rome 2 is the best for masturbating or for pullups after 50 turn  :P

Quote from: Taser on November 11, 2013, 07:50:35 am
That is a girl. I forget her name.
Samantha Wright
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: no_rules_just_play on November 11, 2013, 09:58:42 am
Quote from: Palurgee on November 11, 2013, 07:10:47 am
hey since we're here, no_rules_just_play, is that gif of a girl or a dude
Dont break my heart cunt :'^(
Read the spam section of the forum
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Warlord_Lawrence on November 12, 2013, 12:53:12 am
No.
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on November 12, 2013, 01:39:39 pm
Or go to the gym? Its only 30-40 euro per month.
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: RobertOfDrugsley on November 12, 2013, 04:38:13 pm
Quote from: Blueberry Muffin on November 12, 2013, 01:39:39 pm
Or go to the gym? Its only 30-40 euro per month.

A gym you say? I was in a gym once. Got me downright catatonic.

Anyway, I'd prefer fighting in the battle of the Somme with a screw driver up my urethra. No ... two screw drivers. Wouldn't even cost me 30-40€ per month.
Title: Re: Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.
Post by: Dermik on November 12, 2013, 11:33:02 pm
Being a player doesn't always mean you Have to be fatass.   :shock: or does it?
I always laugh at those saying That pro players are fat people.
Quote from: no_rules_just_play on November 11, 2013, 09:58:42 am
Dont break my heart cunt :'^(
Read the spam section of the forum
Samantha wright. Dayuum sexiest weight lifting woman.