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Title: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on November 10, 2013, 05:39:43 am
Once upon a time, long, long ago in a land far, far from the funless sodomites, lived a happy people.

They buggered each other frequently and it was joyous.

They had ladders, and forward spawns and weapons racks for as far as the eye could see and much fun was had by all.

People would merrily climb up onto buildings and frolic gaily.

Then came the unfunnening. the MkFaac(Must kill fun at all costs) clan ruined all, with it's banishment of ladders and it's flagrant anti siege player racism.

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So here's what I say.

Bring ladders back to battle.

Lift the "ban" on siege gear.

If at all possible shift siege equipment out of throwing and into the gunpowder wpf category and give everyone 200 wpf for pewpew so everyone can enjoy the splendorous wonderment of cock blocking people with ladders, shitting on cav with spikes and the ever lasting happiness that comes from the gaiety of building a catapult and pewpewing the enemy.

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Truth be told, siege equipment takes a bland boring crap map and makes it dynamic and fun.

I really do believe that taking the easy way out and just removing stuff was a serious error of judgment and it's been long enough. Push this shit the other way and make every round different and hilarious.




Abusive Regards
Frank Theodore Hoover Edgar Tank

(I finally proof read a post...)
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Life on November 10, 2013, 06:01:24 am
great story! +1
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: PsychoTwins on November 10, 2013, 06:15:13 am
I feel like it would just resort in a bunch of archers on a roof no one can get to and then melee will Q_Q because they were too lazy to grab a ladder. IMHO
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on November 10, 2013, 06:26:12 am
I feel like it would just resort in a bunch of archers on a roof no one can get to and then melee will Q_Q because they were too lazy to grab a ladder. IMHO

I see your point and raise you a;

"If at all possible shift siege equipment out of throwing and into the gunpowder wpf category and give everyone 200 wpf for pewpew so everyone can enjoy the splendorous wonderment of cocking blocking people with ladders, shitting on cav with spikes and the ever lasting happiness that comes from the gaiety of building a catapult and pewpewing the enemy."

With that in place having siege gear won't be a burden at all. A good chunk of shielders will haul a ladder and some spikes around with them to deal with the trouble makers.

Also, I'd advise making ladders unbreakable on the battle server to stop people cutting themselves off on ladders.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: PsychoTwins on November 10, 2013, 06:46:01 am
I see your point and raise you a;

"If at all possible shift siege equipment out of throwing and into the gunpowder wpf category and give everyone 200 wpf for pewpew so everyone can enjoy the splendorous wonderment of cocking blocking people with ladders, shitting on cav with spikes and the ever lasting happiness that comes from the gaiety of building a catapult and pewpewing the enemy."

With that in place having siege gear won't be a burden at all. A good chunk of shielders will haul a ladder and some spikes around with them to deal with the trouble makers.

Also, I'd advise making ladders unbreakable on the battle server to stop people cutting themselves off on ladders.

1. Thats what i get for not reading your post fully xD

2. I also thought about that but then I remembered NA has trolls that would love to block themselves in a corner with unbreakable ladders
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on November 10, 2013, 08:34:04 am
good point with the trolls.

How about they just increase hp x15 on the battle server?
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Taser on November 10, 2013, 08:50:48 am
good point with the trolls.

How about they just increase hp x15 on the battle server?

At that point the flags would pop up so that's not really a problem either.


Frank..

I can only approved.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Bobthehero on November 10, 2013, 09:09:47 am
Yup, its approved, I can only signed.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: pingpong on November 10, 2013, 04:42:50 pm
Just make small ladders take 3 slots and rest 4 slots, no more archercampfests, instead teams would need to call for their special ladder guy for the dirty work.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Corsair831 on November 10, 2013, 06:50:37 pm
if ladders were unkillable (or had massively increased hp) i'd say fair enough, but archers laddering to a house then destroying the way up is beyond irritating; it completely changes the dynamic of the game
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Dooz on November 10, 2013, 11:37:37 pm
go work construction you like ladders so much
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Grumbs on November 10, 2013, 11:45:29 pm
Ladders are good as long as ranged don't abuse them. Sadly ranged will always abuse an elevated position as they should, so its best with them disabled
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Turkhammer on November 11, 2013, 12:23:34 am
They can't abuse them if the ladders are unbreakable.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Turkhammer on November 11, 2013, 12:24:15 am
BRING BACK SIEGE EQUIPMENT TO SIEGE SERVERS!
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Brrrak on November 11, 2013, 12:39:14 am
Also, I'd advise making ladders unbreakable on the battle server to stop people cutting themselves off on ladders.

And all our problems are solved.

Fucking simple, and genius.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Grumbs on November 11, 2013, 12:44:12 am
Not really. Teeth will have to remove all the buildings if they put ladders back
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Rumblood on November 11, 2013, 12:44:56 am
They can't abuse them if the ladders are unbreakable.

Ladders should be breakable, and every map should have a chest at spawn that supplies ladders.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Turkhammer on November 11, 2013, 01:02:57 am
I agree.  I never had a problem with ladders and archers.  Shoot them down or get a ladder.  Some whiners people just don't want to take the trouble.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Turkhammer on November 11, 2013, 01:04:20 am
Not really. Teeth will have to remove all the buildings if they put ladders back

Why?
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Life on November 11, 2013, 01:07:51 am
Why?
becaues teeth is a scene dictator developer and is biased against archers and anything they can use to their advantage
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Nehvar on November 11, 2013, 01:13:33 am
They can't abuse them if the ladders are unbreakable.

That raises a whole 'nother issue of people walling themselves off with unbreakable ladders though.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Bryggan on November 11, 2013, 01:15:02 am
Ugh, ladders were awful.  In siege people made these Dr. Seus looking pathways over the walls and onto the flag.  Though maybe if they made it that you couldn't go up ladders carrying a ladder...
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on November 11, 2013, 02:39:51 am
Don't put ladders back in siege.

The maps are shit and can't handle it.

To bring them back to siege requires a reword of the siege system and better maps with better defences. Also spawn times would have to be cut WAY down.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on November 11, 2013, 07:08:41 pm
As a try-hard cavalry lancer who pretty much plays exclusively on the battle server...I say allow ladders and all siege equipment back to battle game mode (and Duel).  And siege equip to siege servers.

Don't allow ladders on siege though, it fucks up the maps.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Kafein on November 11, 2013, 07:27:10 pm
You talk like a politician. You claim to bring fun. Yet what you actually want is to bring back ladders.

This makes zero sense as ladders in battle or siege were most efficient at ruining the fun of everybody except ranged roofcampers.


As some people suggested, if you really want ladders in battle then the other is to remove all the bad maps that break if ladders are allowed. This means removing all buildings and all trees from all maps. I'm ok with that too. Ladders and buildings together though is a horribly flawed idea.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Penitent on November 11, 2013, 09:31:01 pm
did they take spikes out of battle?

Wtf?  That's where they can actually be used for something!
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on November 12, 2013, 10:34:29 am
It's an idiocracy around this har place.

You talk like a politician. You claim to bring fun. Yet what you actually want is to bring back ladders.

This makes zero sense as ladders in battle or siege were most efficient at ruining the fun of everybody except ranged roofcampers.


As some people suggested, if you really want ladders in battle then the other is to remove all the bad maps that break if ladders are allowed. This means removing all buildings and all trees from all maps. I'm ok with that too. Ladders and buildings together though is a horribly flawed idea.

The issue was that people broke the ladders. The most fun battles I had when playing with the Hospitallers were when we had to counter range and it turned into this crazy roof war with small teams of infantry charging around trying to knock out the archer positions.

As I said before, to resolve this upkeep needs to go to the shit on ladders, their HP needs ot jump and if at all possible do that whole "chest that drops ladders" thing.

Boom problem solved, your welcome.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: Kafein on November 13, 2013, 10:33:23 am
The issue was that people broke the ladders.

Not at all. The issue is that people used ladders to get to extremely defendable places. If you really want ladders, add unusable and destroyable ladders up in the sky. A roof stocked with enemy ranged which only access points are ladders is a death trap no matter your class. Suppose you have a shield and manage to get to the actual roof, you die the instant you start actually fighting. Making roofs accessible is introducing siege logic in battle mode. Yet siege works because attackers respawn fast and their goal is not to kill defenders but to take the flag. Intelligent melee in battle mode never use ladders to get to the enemy roof because it only serves one purpose, killing themselves. The only appropriate response is to hide and wait.

The most fun battles I had when playing with the Hospitallers were when we had to counter range and it turned into this crazy roof war with small teams of infantry charging around trying to knock out the archer positions.

As I said before, to resolve this upkeep needs to go to the shit on ladders, their HP needs ot jump and if at all possible do that whole "chest that drops ladders" thing.

Boom problem solved, your welcome.

This could work if throwing a ladder towards a roof of archers actually killed them. It doesn't.


It is however very efficient at killing anything that goes up this ladder under a shower of projectiles, of course. Ladders basically remove cav from the game, one of the few ranged pseudocounters. And additionally make the job of the other pseudocounters even harder, due to the extreme vulnerability of people that climb ladders. On top of that, they make killing those basically invulnerable roofcamping ranged enemies an even more urgent task because roofs provide excellent fire zones. Back then it was frequently impossible to find shelter against projectiles.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on November 13, 2013, 10:04:01 pm
It is however very efficient at killing anything that goes up this ladder under a shower of projectiles, of course. Ladders basically remove cav from the game, one of the few ranged pseudocounters. And additionally make the job of the other pseudocounters even harder, due to the extreme vulnerability of people that climb ladders. On top of that, they make killing those basically invulnerable roofcamping ranged enemies an even more urgent task because roofs provide excellent fire zones. Back then it was frequently impossible to find shelter against projectiles.

You think inside the square too much man. You need to think like out side the cubic object, dude.

Siege ladder + Heavy cav + roof = hilarious.
Title: Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
Post by: karasu on November 13, 2013, 10:15:54 pm
The lack of Carlton on this thread is most disturbing.

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