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Title: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Bjord on October 17, 2013, 08:35:25 pm
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Do you also suffer from alots? Come visit the People's Clinic of the Grammatically Ill for a cure today!

Wish to learn the difference betwen "then" and "than"? "Your" and "you're"? Are you unable to spell in general?

Than allow me, Bjord, to welcome you to the clinic for the grammatically impaired!

Take a number, state your ailment and I will prescribe a grammatical remedy for you when possible.

Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: zagibu on October 17, 2013, 08:37:46 pm
Quote from: Bjord on October 17, 2013, 08:35:25 pm
Than allow me, Bjord, to welcome you to the clinic for the grammatically impaired!
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Necrorave on October 17, 2013, 08:38:38 pm
Make this a clan and I would sign up.

Wait...I mean...

Your a nerd

^Fix me
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: [ptx] on October 17, 2013, 08:45:11 pm
fukc youre mother !!
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Necrorave on October 17, 2013, 08:45:44 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on October 17, 2013, 08:45:11 pm
fukc youre mother !!

u w0t m8?
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Bjord on October 17, 2013, 09:00:12 pm
Quote from: zagibu on October 17, 2013, 08:37:46 pm
I was baited.

You appear to be a healthy specimen! Off you go, chop chop.

Quote from: Necrorave on October 17, 2013, 08:38:38 pm
Make this a clan and I would sign up.

Wait...I mean...

Your a nerd

^Fix me

In the language known as English, we oft' put together You and Are, but not always. For rhetorical emphasis, fleshing out the syllables in a sentence or other reasons, you simply don't compound the two. However, when we do put the words You and Are together, we do so with the help of an apostrophe.

This is what an apostrophe looks like a few pixels bigger: '

This is not what an apostrophe looks like a few pixels bigger: `‘’



The apostrophe is used after a You, thus forming You're


I have prescribed for you a task of daily exercise: Before and after bed, you are to write "You're" 10 times in a notebook for a period of 2 months. Consult us again if you suffer relapses after 2 months.

Signed, I can only approved

Dr. Bjord

Quote from: [ptx] on October 17, 2013, 08:45:11 pm
Fuck your mother!
I have prescribed for you a task of daily exercise: Before and after bed, you are to write "You're" 10 times in a notebook for a period of 2 months. Consult us again if you suffer relapses after 2 months.

Signed, I can only approved

Dr. Bjord
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Oberyn on October 17, 2013, 09:08:01 pm
My favorite post on that blog was about the retarded dog. Tears of laughter.
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Bjord on October 17, 2013, 09:10:44 pm
Quote from: Oberyn on October 17, 2013, 09:08:01 pm
My favorite post on that blog was about the retarded dog. Tears of laughter.

Hyperbole and a Half - Adventures in Depression (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2011/10/adventures-in-depression.html?m=1)

I still remember how much my sides hurt after reading that segment.
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Prpavi on October 17, 2013, 09:13:32 pm
I wish to learn propper use and difference of wonder and wander.

Thx professor Bjord!
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Bjord on October 17, 2013, 09:22:08 pm
Quote from: Prpavi on October 17, 2013, 09:13:32 pm
I wish to learn proper use and difference of wonder and wander.

Thanks, Professor Bjord!

Wander is the act of walking about, while Wonder is the act of thinking about a someone or a something.
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Utrakil on October 17, 2013, 10:12:35 pm
Quote from: Bjord on October 17, 2013, 09:22:08 pm
Wander is the act of walking about, while Wonder is the act of thinking about a someone or a something.
those "a" are redundant.
Quote from: Bjord on October 17, 2013, 09:00:12 pm
You appear to be a healthy specimen! Off you go, chop chop.

In the language known as English, we oft' put together You and Are, but not always. For rhetorical emphasis, fleshing out the syllables in a sentence or other reasons, you simply don't compound the two. However, when we do put the words You and Are together, we do so with the help of an apostrophe.

This is what an apostrophe looks like a few pixels bigger: '

This is not what an apostrophe looks like a few pixels bigger: `‘’



The apostrophe is used after a You, thus forming You're


I have prescribed for you a task of daily exercise: Before and after bed, you are to write "You're" 10 times in a notebook for a period of 2 months. Consult us again if you suffer relapses after 2 months.

Signed, I can only approved

Dr. Bjord

Quote from: [ptx] on Today at 08:45:11 pm

    Fuck your mother!

I have prescribed for you a task of daily exercise: Before and after bed, you are to write "You're" 10 times in a notebook for a period of 2 months. Consult us again if you suffer relapses after 2 months.

Signed, I can only approved

Dr. Bjord

You should adjust the exercise to the mistake. So write 10 times your mother.
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Bjord on October 17, 2013, 10:14:32 pm
Silly sheeple.
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Moncho on October 17, 2013, 11:36:13 pm
worser
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Kafein on October 18, 2013, 12:23:17 am
Bjord,


You are a poor soul, for you did not respect even the most succint period of restraint after I introduced the alot to this community. To add insult to injury you opened a thread overindulging on this work of art in a comically currish way.


Sincerely,
Kafein
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Joseph Porta on October 18, 2013, 01:13:21 am
I am an honored member
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Sir_Hans on October 18, 2013, 02:08:42 am
Your all alot smart then I.   :wink:
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: zagibu on October 18, 2013, 02:37:45 am
It can has alot of hard to a english sentenced make correct.
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Varadin on October 18, 2013, 03:19:03 am
Im just curious, who even finds this Bjord dude funny?

I just feel sad for the man.
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Christo on October 18, 2013, 03:28:01 am
ure mom
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Varadin on October 18, 2013, 04:14:41 am
Quote from: Christo on October 18, 2013, 03:28:01 am
ure mom

Thats the spirit my boy
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Kafein on October 18, 2013, 12:06:08 pm
I cannot wait for Bjord's response to this
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Bjord on October 18, 2013, 01:24:27 pm
Quote from: Waradin on October 18, 2013, 03:19:03 am
Im just curious, who even finds this Bjord dude funny?

I just feel sad for the man.

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If I were you, I'd feel sad too. :wink:
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Sniger on October 18, 2013, 01:26:03 pm
im a dane and i dont give a rats ass about english gramma. can u help me great bjord?

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Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Bjord on October 18, 2013, 01:28:47 pm
Quote from: Sniger on October 18, 2013, 01:26:03 pm
im a dane and i dont give a rats ass about english gramma. can u help me great bjord?

I'm afraid you are terminal.

There's nothing we can do, I'm sorry.

Signed, I can only approved

Dr. Bjord
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Sniger on October 18, 2013, 01:29:46 pm
*bow hes hed and leafes the klinik opviouschly depresed*


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Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Vibe on October 18, 2013, 01:36:40 pm
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Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Sniger on October 18, 2013, 01:43:36 pm
Quote from: Waradin on October 18, 2013, 03:19:03 am
Im just curious, who even finds this Bjord dude funny?

I just feel sad for the man.

hmm im not sure if i find him directly funny, but he seem to fullfill my need for entertaintment :)


edit: and waradin fail at spotting irony/sarcasm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome :D :p j/k
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Varadin on October 18, 2013, 04:41:22 pm
Quote from: Bjord on October 18, 2013, 01:24:27 pm
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If I were you, I'd feel sad too. :wink:

Why would i feel sad about photoshopped picture that you made with your worthless skills ? :)
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Bjord on October 18, 2013, 05:38:41 pm
Because everyone in cRPG has seen your ass with unknown thread-like strings crawling out of it and that wannabe MMA-pro tattoo on your face that makes you look like some small time Balkan drug peddler if anything.

I'd be pretty embarrassed.
Title: Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
Post by: Varadin on October 19, 2013, 12:34:46 am
Quote from: Bjord on October 18, 2013, 05:38:41 pm
Because everyone in cRPG has seen your ass with unknown thread-like strings crawling out of it and that wannabe MMA-pro tattoo on your face that makes you look like some small time Balkan drug peddler if anything.

I'd be pretty embarrassed.

Its my ass, its my hairy ass,hair is wet in the picture, not the only person with hairy ass totally :)
Neither do i have a tattoo , neither am i MMA, im doing Professional Muay Thai.
Im not any drug dealer im a student of medicine university.

and my dear friend i just feel sorry for you csue you wont ever be close to what i am now :)