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Title: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 10, 2013, 03:43:04 am
How should I make REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING battles better? Incoming poll.

PLEASE NOTICE THE POLL IS BEING REMADE SO THAT YOU CAN VOTE FOR MORE THAN TWO OPTIONS AS A RESULT OF POPULAR DEMAND.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Pistachio on October 10, 2013, 03:59:09 am
Quote from: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 10, 2013, 03:43:04 am
How should I make REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING battles better? Incoming poll.
If you want to have the most fun we should go to EU and have some fun there.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 10, 2013, 04:03:23 am
By the way the top two or three voted things will be implemented, so please get your nerd friends to vote.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 10, 2013, 04:13:06 am
PLEASE NOTICE THE POLL IS BEING REMADE SO THAT YOU CAN VOTE FOR MORE THAN TWO OPTIONS AS A RESULT OF POPULAR DEMAND.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Malgalad on October 10, 2013, 04:14:40 am
 :mrgreen: siege! siege! I want a castle.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Donkey guy on October 10, 2013, 04:38:12 am
I want more Donkeys if that is possible! visitors can't see pics , please register or login

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Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: SP1N on October 10, 2013, 05:13:30 am
I can't vote on it, but more SPACE JAM.

Also, Chumbawamba.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 10, 2013, 05:27:21 am
Where is the arbs only poll option?
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: StonedSteel on October 10, 2013, 06:05:12 am
sooo.....looks like

more penis inspections while listening to spacejam



useful poll is useful
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 10, 2013, 09:49:30 pm
According to my calculations the top options are the following:

More SPACE JAM - 25 votes

By having a penis inspection of all mercs at the beginning of each battle - 24 votes

Invading EU - 18 votes (Only if FCC joins me.)

You're doing a great job just keep it up m8 - 16 votes

Calling Sandy a my old friend more - 16 votes (I never voted but I would have definitely voted for this so I gave it one more.)

Calling out bad players more often - 16 votes

So as soon as possible I shall attempt to satisfy the public by providing MORE SPACE JAM, regular penis inspections of all mercenaries at the start of battles, invading EU (only if FCC joins me), continuing to do exactly what I'm doing, calling Sandy a my old friend much more often, and more often telling people who fucking suck that they fucking suck.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Dach on October 11, 2013, 01:57:25 am
The 2 people that voted LESS space jam need to get out of this thread!!!  :twisted:

also add another +1 to Calling Sandy a my old friend more because if I had 5 vote this would have been the 5th.

Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Keshian on October 11, 2013, 05:15:45 am
Quote from: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 10, 2013, 09:49:30 pm

Invading EU - 18 votes (Only if FCC joins me.)



Seriously?  I will have to check with some people, I'll let you know.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Sir_Mahtin on October 11, 2013, 06:01:36 am
Stop by New Tilismal. I have quite the troops and gold. Both shall be given for the purpose of a glorious Crusade to bring the word of got to the Heathens that is EU. Just like everyone else, I have plenty to give.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 11, 2013, 05:00:41 pm
Quote from: Dach on October 11, 2013, 01:57:25 am
The 2 people that voted LESS space jam need to get out of this thread!!!  :twisted:



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Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on October 12, 2013, 09:58:27 am
Try living up to your claims and actually attack the super powers instead of trying to subjugate smaller factions.  That would be fun.  Might even sign up.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Havoco on October 12, 2013, 10:12:56 am
Mandatory sky ladder fights in every battle
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Mae. on October 12, 2013, 07:42:31 pm
Quote from: Dach on October 11, 2013, 01:57:25 am
The 2 people that voted LESS space jam need to get out of this thread!!!  :twisted:


+1000000000000000
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Scervo on October 12, 2013, 07:54:17 pm
Invading EU would be lame; too much lag and then we'd have less troops to spare for actual NA battles with good ping. We should just coerce them into invading us instead.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 12, 2013, 08:15:14 pm
Quote from: Lethwin Far Seeker on October 12, 2013, 09:58:27 am
Try living up to your claims and actually attack the super powers instead of trying to subjugate smaller factions.  That would be fun.  Might even sign up.

YES, CLEARLY THE COMMUNITY WAS DYING FOR ANOTHER FACTION TO GROUP UP AND ATTACK THE LARGEST ACTIVE SUPERPOWER FCC, BECAUSE WE'RE NOT TIRED OF THAT AND THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT THE CAUSE OF THE LAST TWO MONTHS OF STALEMATE.

NO.

STOP SHITTING UP THIS GOBBLIN THREAD WITH YOUR NERD ANGER. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND AN ETERNAL RULE OF DEALING WITH THE GOBBLIN KING.

THE GOBBLIN KING DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT BITTER, TRYHARD SPERGNERDS THINK.
NOW GET OUT.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on October 12, 2013, 10:56:37 pm
When was the last time you looked at the strat map?  I think you left out a few powerful factions.
Frisia (lol)
Occitan
Chaos (as in Dhirrim)
Raven
Hospitaller
MB
TKoV

You won't exert your selves against these factions because they might actually be a challenge.  You would rather exult yourselves on victories against factions with a fraction of your resources (and who aren't funding you).
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 12, 2013, 11:10:22 pm
Quote from: Lethwin Far Seeker on October 12, 2013, 10:56:37 pm
When was the last time you looked at the strat map?  I think you left out a few powerful factions.
Frisia (lol)
Occitan
Chaos (as in Dhirrim)
Raven
Hospitaller
MB
TKoV

You won't exert your selves against these factions because they might actually be a challenge.  You would rather exult yourselves on victories against factions with a fraction of your resources (and who aren't funding you).

PROtip: My faction hasn't given them shit, and we're part of a larger strat faction called The Central Confederacy now, anyway. Besides taking New Reindi castle, you've chosen to attack Unuzdaq. They've not been the aggressors since taking New Reindi, if I'm correct. You're not obligated to attack them. If you feel you are obligated to attack them, you should not berate them for "trying to subjugate smaller factions" since they're doing nothing but protecting what they've secured from CHAOS peacefully.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on October 13, 2013, 01:11:05 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on October 12, 2013, 11:10:22 pm
PROtip: My faction hasn't given them shit, and we're part of a larger strat faction called The Central Confederacy now, anyway. Besides taking New Reindi castle, you've chosen to attack Unuzdaq. They've not been the aggressors since taking New Reindi, if I'm correct. You're not obligated to attack them. If you feel you are obligated to attack them, you should not berate them for "trying to subjugate smaller factions" since they're doing nothing but protecting what they've secured from CHAOS peacefully.

The goblin policy is bend the knee or be conquered is it not?  That's all I've heard from Daruvian.  I'm not going to sit back while he rises to the power of FCC and not do anything until he attacks me again.  There has been nothing peaceful about him trying to steamroll SKoT, and if he does that I know Ambean won't be any difficulty.  The only reason we haven't been on the defensive is because we don't have anything down there left to defend.  You can bet that I am going to do what I can to help those who stand up to him. 

Yes, it would be far smarter to just pretend it didn't matter that he attacked Reindi, but I don't follow Machiavellian strategy.  Call it Stark syndrome if you want, thats what WFA is about.  He attacked Reindi under WFA colours.  Thats an act of war.  If we plan on not letting him take over half of the strat map we have to fight any way we can.  Best defense is a good offense anyone?
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: adieumnode on October 13, 2013, 01:15:48 am
it's a video game dude
you're literally talking about "Machiavellian strategy" in regards to a faction called the GOBBLINs

take a look at yourself
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on October 13, 2013, 02:05:13 am
Quote from: adieumnode on October 13, 2013, 01:15:48 am
it's a video game dude
you're literally talking about "Machiavellian strategy" in regards to a faction called the GOBBLINs

take a look at yourself

I believe I stated that I didn't follow Machiavellian strategy ( ignoring the attack and hiding until I had sufficient strength to do something).  I'm unaware of Daruvian using any Machiavellian tactics.  Kneel or be conquered in it's self isn't very Machiavellian, but it is not something that we abide either.  Daruvian's spree is basically this- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPkqjc23yqs
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 13, 2013, 02:32:48 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on October 12, 2013, 11:10:22 pm
PROtip: My faction hasn't given them shit, and we're part of a larger strat faction called The Central Confederacy now, anyway. Besides taking New Reindi castle, you've chosen to attack Unuzdaq. They've not been the aggressors since taking New Reindi, if I'm correct. You're not obligated to attack them. If you feel you are obligated to attack them, you should not berate them for "trying to subjugate smaller factions" since they're doing nothing but protecting what they've secured from CHAOS peacefully.

Technically, they've attack SKOT, Contested FCC fief(thereby being aggressors against FCC), Reindi, Tadsamesh...
They have also "Annexed" 2 Chaos fief, Took ehlerdah(as a fief transfer) Annexed GoW, Golden Apple Corp, and Ascalon.(and technically FUPA, but they were the core of this movement)

If anything, his "mandate" has only attacked "weak" factions.(Reindi, SKoT). And they Swooped in and took a fief HoC almost had(Unuzdaq)

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That's not what he said. But Daruvian is just as good a shitposter as any of the best.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Scervo on October 13, 2013, 02:40:23 am
You guys are so busy arguing that you've lost sight of what truly matters: only a few more hours until the penis inspection!
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 13, 2013, 02:45:46 am
Quote from: Scervo on October 13, 2013, 02:40:23 am
You guys are so busy arguing that you've lost sight of what truly matters: only a few more hours until the penis inspection!

Oh I wish I could go, but, that thing called IRL sucks.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 13, 2013, 03:58:11 am
Please get the self-important, non-comedic, hyperbolic nerdshit propaganda out of my thread guys. It's disgusting and is a mockery of my thread about FUN, not ARGUMENTATIVE NITPICKING.

The old me would have immediately addressed it furiously but fortunately I have evolved to #nxtlvl cRPG posting. You wouldn't understand. I also work more these days and after standing up for seven hours working with customer after customer after customer in a grind, you just have no juice left to give a shit about some nerd a fourth of the world away complaining about the minor details of how you play a video game.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Canuck on October 13, 2013, 04:08:05 am
Quote from: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 13, 2013, 03:58:11 am
fortunately I have evolved to #nxtlvl cRPG posting.

Gone from shitting up other peoples threads to making your own and defending it. Is the next level Canary type posting?
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 13, 2013, 04:10:56 am
telling people to fuck off =/= defending

telling people to fuck off = telling people to fuck off
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Canuck on October 13, 2013, 07:16:43 am
Quote from: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 13, 2013, 04:10:56 am
telling people to fuck off = telling people to fuck off
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Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on January 26, 2016, 04:10:12 am
JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT I AM A LEADER OF AND FOR THE PEOPLE.
Title: Re: How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?
Post by: Smoothrich on January 26, 2016, 02:25:54 pm
take no prisoners...