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Title: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Johnnyfirs on August 25, 2013, 08:02:17 pm
Hey guys, I'm currently working on a M&B movie. It will include a bit of silly hoplite footage, and I'd like to introduce the section with a quote about the hoplite playstyle in warband (native preferred).

I'm looking for something that kinda shits on hoplites such as:
"Hoplites are a support build/class more than anything else, in team, the enemy will HATE you but alone you're not much of a problem."
And that is even a kind quote.

If the quote is what I'm looking for I'll add it behind a black screen with some fancy effects, and add your name - "quote quote quote" - <your name>

Cheers! I'll link the video when it's done here on the boards.
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: BlueKnight on August 25, 2013, 08:05:08 pm
Quotes about Hoplites:

"Gayyyy!"
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Johnnyfirs on August 25, 2013, 08:22:27 pm
Quote from: BlueKnight on August 25, 2013, 08:05:08 pm
Quotes about Hoplites:

"Gayyyy!"
Great start! But if you could make it sound a little bit more sophisticated, it'll be great
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: EponiCo on August 25, 2013, 08:27:53 pm
"Hoplites - gripping the shaft of their spears firly while forming a tight formation with their comrades."

That good enough?
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Gravoth_iii on August 25, 2013, 08:34:46 pm
"With the autoblock of a shielder, and the range of a pikeman hoplites are the cheapest cowards in melee fights."

Something like that? add agiwhore on top of that and you got me.
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Zhyang on August 25, 2013, 08:43:52 pm
" if you are a hoplite ,  a spear is usefull "
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Johnnyfirs on August 25, 2013, 08:50:39 pm
Quote from: Gravoth_iii on August 25, 2013, 08:34:46 pm
"With the autoblock of a shielder, and the range of a pikeman hoplites are the cheapest cowards in melee fights."

Something like that? add agiwhore on top of that and you got me.
Getting there! But make it less like they are cheap, and more like they just suck and not viable-ish
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Gurnisson on August 25, 2013, 09:05:10 pm
Quote from: Johnnyfirs on August 25, 2013, 08:50:39 pm
Getting there! But make it less like they are cheap, and more like they just suck and not viable-ish

But why lie? :P
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on August 25, 2013, 09:24:15 pm
If you suck at melee - go hoplite
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Teeth on August 25, 2013, 09:32:00 pm
Wiggle wiggle wiggle - LMFAO
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Apsod on August 25, 2013, 09:32:05 pm
"You can`t fight cav with anything but a polearm, but also suck at dodging? Well then there is only one solution! Hoplite, the class for all the noobs in M&B!"
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Corsair831 on August 25, 2013, 09:38:13 pm
the fact that you guys say that taking a spear and shield makes you bad just shows how bad crpg players are at warband

why is it at all nooby to take a shield to block ranged / multiple attackers (instead of spamming like every non-shield class)

and a spear to stop horses (what sort of moron tries to rear horses with anything but a polearm/long 2h)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on August 25, 2013, 09:40:12 pm
Quote from: Corsair831 on August 25, 2013, 09:38:13 pm
the fact that you guys say that taking a spear and shield makes you bad just shows how bad crpg players are at warband

why is it at all nooby to take a shield to block ranged / multiple attackers (instead of spamming like every non-shield class)

and a spear to stop horses (what sort of moron tries to rear horses with anything but a polearm/long 2h)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

We re just writing quotes for the vid, dont be butthurt
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Kalam on August 25, 2013, 09:42:31 pm
"Fucking pokey shit."
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Johnnyfirs on August 25, 2013, 10:44:11 pm
Quote from: Grumpy_Nic on August 25, 2013, 09:24:15 pm
If you suck at melee - go hoplite

Quote from: Kalam on August 25, 2013, 09:42:31 pm
"Fucking pokey shit."

Going with these two for now!
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Johammeth on August 25, 2013, 10:55:43 pm
Real men do it with S-key wigglyspear face-stabs.
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: the real god emperor on August 25, 2013, 11:00:12 pm
"If you like to abuse game mechanics until you make people cry , hoplite is your class.You re like the Cheerleader in a Gay Pride , you re the Russian rocket that actually works. If you have skill, you will be the best player. If you re not skilled, you will still be a decent teamplayer."
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on August 26, 2013, 02:35:47 am
(click to show/hide)

Or if you want less of an insult and more about how you want them to sound not viable

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Neither are that great though tbh, had to give it a shot though! Also, these are simply for the sake of this video, don't take it personally if you are a hoplite.
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: oohillac on August 26, 2013, 04:15:39 am
hoplites are a nutritious part of a longspearman's breakfast

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Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Jarold on August 26, 2013, 04:20:07 am
Hoplites, as if Greece couldn't get any gayer.
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Dalfador on August 26, 2013, 08:22:34 am
Quote from: Jarold on August 26, 2013, 04:20:07 am
Hoplites, as if Greece couldn't get any gayer.

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Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Zhyang on August 26, 2013, 07:53:30 pm
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Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on August 27, 2013, 06:32:00 am
"a hoplite walks into a bar and the bartender steals his attention while enemy cav couch him from behind"
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on August 27, 2013, 06:33:38 am
how many hoplites does it take to change a lightbulb?

two one to change the lightbulb and one to stab teamates from behind
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on August 27, 2013, 06:34:37 am
"whats better than a dead hoplite"
"i dunno"
"me neither"
Title: Re: Quotes about Hoplites
Post by: Johnnyfirs on August 27, 2013, 08:56:06 am
Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on August 27, 2013, 06:34:37 am
"whats better than a dead hoplite"
"i dunno"
"me neither"

oh god