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Title: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag
Post by: Auphilia on August 05, 2013, 01:39:59 pm
Backstory:

So I've played crpg for a long while and I've had a very drastic decrease in activity lately, mostly because I'm finally growing up and actually have to attempt doing responsible shit now (just got out of the military - YES, it is harder than Defend The Virgin). Most of you know me as Auphilia. You either hate or love me, I know. There really is no middle ground. I've had some really loyal friends, and I've had some very determined enemies throughout my time here. I've lead countless clans to failure, and I'm proud of every single one of them. Regardless of whether or not you love me or hate me, I'm sure every one of you considers me odd/weird and I take that with great pride. I realize I'm fading away from the crpg life, and I feel like I owe it something. I've been accused of pretending to be a girl (a real girl) plenty of times, even though I never did that. Yes, I roleplayed "Auphilia of Krea" whoopty doo lol. I also roleplayed countless male characters that few people credit me with such as Ghost, Link of Hyrule, Wukong, Meathook, Count Dracula, Leonidas of Sparta, Blackbeard, and Rikkimaru (which was actually the first character I was going to retire - I respeced at 200k from 31 cuz fuck it). Anyways, I'm sure at one point or the other some of you must have been curious of what I looked like. Am I some scrawny nerdy looking guy who wants to catfish people? Am I some fat neckbeard? Or am I actually an attractive and gorgeous man who is worthy of roleplaying a female online? Today you get to find out.


AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE IS QUEEN AUPHILIA OF KREA!


Founder of Krea, The Red Lotus, Hyrule, SAS, Kreywood, Kunoichi, The Josho Shogunate Alliance [feat. Red Lotus, Ninja, Kogado, & various ronin/ninja], admin on NA_Community_1, failed scene editor, Archdemon, The_White_Lotus, and finally loyal member of crpg (I've put in ~ 2000 hours into crpg).


YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO SAVE TO DESKTOP AND FAP


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100k to whoever posts a drag picture better than this (# of likes will determine the qualifiers, and ultimately I will choose the winner). Something tells me no one is gonna play though. I would give someone a +3 heirloom, but I'm keeping my babies. I also would have given a loompoint, but it was Desire_of_Chaos' birthday yesterday so I gave it to her! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESIRE <3



Maybe you guys should all give me 100k instead? I'll put up offers.



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I'm the guy you flirted with, argued with, followed loyally, trolled, got banned by, or committed seppuku to. <3


CONTESTS ENDS FRIDAY  :mrgreen: <- this smiley should be a :mrs.green:


Note: If this topic is moved to junk or spam or anywhere else, the entire contest is cancelled.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: dynamike on August 05, 2013, 01:44:32 pm
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Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on August 05, 2013, 01:47:39 pm
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Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Auphilia on August 05, 2013, 01:50:32 pm
FREE PANOS <3



[06:47] <Panos_> http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/3261/qkg2.jpg
[06:47] <Panos_> i have a weird boner
[06:47] <Panos_> I always liked pin up girls
[06:47] <[ptx]> oh god
[06:48] <[ptx]> as if partially seeing it once wasnt bad enough
[06:48] <Panos_> hahaha
[06:48] <Archdemon> LOLLLL
[06:48] <Panos_> Archdemon you are one little slut, aren`t you ?? :D
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Panos_ on August 05, 2013, 01:55:05 pm
FREE PANOS <3



[06:47] <Panos_> http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/3261/qkg2.jpg
[06:47] <Panos_> i have a weird boner
[06:47] <Panos_> I always liked pin up girls
[06:47] <[ptx]> oh god
[06:48] <[ptx]> as if partially seeing it once wasnt bad enough
[06:48] <Panos_> hahaha
[06:48] <Archdemon> LOLLLL
[06:48] <Panos_> Archdemon you are one little slut, aren`t you ?? :D

Great, now people will think that I`m a bigger queer than Casimir.  :lol:
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: [ptx] on August 05, 2013, 01:57:04 pm
Dynamike's avatar sums up my feelings towards this topic.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Auphilia on August 05, 2013, 01:59:30 pm
Dynamike's avatar sums up my feelings towards this topic.

You shoot with a big wide smile <3

~ No Regrets ~
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on August 05, 2013, 02:01:52 pm
wat

Also I dont see you being black on that pic. I'm more tanned than you
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: RobertOfDrugsley on August 05, 2013, 02:38:39 pm
+1 for sexual ambiguity.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Aldogalus on August 05, 2013, 02:39:07 pm
This is kinda like an MTV reality series, it's stupid, yet entertaining somehow. Anywho I don't really care that much about this thread, but just thought I'd pop in and say this:


F4GG07
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Auphilia on August 05, 2013, 02:43:25 pm
This is kinda like an MTV reality series, it's stupid, yet entertaining somehow.

Vote for me next season, Aldo!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: wanteds on August 05, 2013, 02:46:55 pm
This thread is so weird... and no its not giving me a boner.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: zStryker on August 05, 2013, 03:14:41 pm
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Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Tzar on August 05, 2013, 03:31:35 pm
Geif me gold now thank you very much :!:

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Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Elindor on August 05, 2013, 03:37:50 pm
Backstory:

...just got out of the military...

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...Sugar, spice, and everything nice. Bitch, I make girls get jealous.


Don't ask don't tell?
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Gurnisson on August 05, 2013, 03:41:54 pm
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Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: wanteds on August 05, 2013, 04:18:12 pm
Quote
Backstory:

...just got out of the military...

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...Sugar, spice, and everything nice. Bitch, I make girls get jealous.

Don't ask don't tell?

Your analysis of this story has opened my eyes sir.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Casimir on August 05, 2013, 05:03:08 pm
Great, now people will think that I`m a bigger queer than Casimir.  :lol:

I'm fabulous!!
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: dreadnok on August 05, 2013, 05:07:25 pm
Can we get this locked and discarded? I don't wanna be tied in with this creeps fantasy
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Nightmare798 on August 05, 2013, 05:39:03 pm
op served in the navy...
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on August 05, 2013, 06:02:42 pm
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Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Nightmare798 on August 05, 2013, 06:04:46 pm
He only joined the navy because he liked seamen.....
yes, aftear all se[a]men should help each other during those long times spent on the ship.
 :lol:
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: LordBerenger on August 05, 2013, 06:53:59 pm
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By the way is that a wig? Would make sense after i trolled you so hard you lost your hair back in the day.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Auphilia on August 05, 2013, 07:39:57 pm
By the way is that a wig? Would make sense after i trolled you so hard you lost your hair back in the day.

Yes it is a wig lol. They don't let you have that much hair in the military. Girls don't even get to keep that much hair.



I left the military for medical reasons. I was going to be an airborne cryptologic linguist, but oh well. I can rejoin in a few months, if I choose it. A major recommended that I be allowed to re-enter. I don't think I will though. I'd rather pursue my dreams of acting/directing. I actually met my girlfriend in the military who happens to be a voice actress and director herself lol, not to mention a bunch of relatives in the film industry.

I'm actually the first trainee in the Air Force to have been allowed to write and direct a play (even with the opposite sex) during BMT. Even the serious environment of BMT couldn't stop me from my true goals. :3
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Gmnotutoo on August 05, 2013, 07:41:05 pm
This is the perfect thread to re-affirm my thoughts on the FCC being completely gay.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on August 05, 2013, 07:58:44 pm
This is gay and pathetic
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Ragnar_Ulfson on August 05, 2013, 08:17:32 pm

I left the military for medical reasons. I was going to be an airborne cryptologic linguist, but oh well. I can rejoin in a few months, if I choose it. A major recommended that I be allowed to re-enter.

BTW, you don't choose to leave for medical reasons, if you're already in the military you are told to leave, you don't have a choice.  And seeing is this Major recommends you be allowed to re-enter, that proves my previous sentence.  You don't need approval to reenter if everything is fine or you never made it through training to be considered "in the military".  But, good on you for trying...
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: ironfox on August 05, 2013, 08:19:45 pm
BTW, you don't choose to leave for medical reasons, if you're already in the military you are told to leave, you don't have a choice.  And seeing is this Major recommends you be allowed to re-enter, that proves my previous sentence...you don't need approval to reenter if everything is fine.

That's so Madden.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Ragnar_Ulfson on August 05, 2013, 08:20:25 pm
That's so Madden.

John Madden is a saint, don't use his name in such a trivial manner.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Horns_Archive on August 05, 2013, 08:21:46 pm
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Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on August 05, 2013, 08:27:34 pm
What a cute lady that Auphilia is. Further proof that every player who has a female character is a girl IRL.  :)
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Auphilia on August 05, 2013, 08:33:04 pm
BTW, you don't choose to leave for medical reasons, if you're already in the military you are told to leave, you don't have a choice.  And seeing is this Major recommends you be allowed to re-enter, that proves my previous sentence...you don't need approval to reenter if everything is fine.

Good thing you are an expert lol

The major wanted me to stay and the squadron commander wanted me to stay (in fact he refused to let me leave for a while). They only let me out because I asked to leave (with the excuse of my medical condition) which was waived upon entry. He gave me his recommendation so I could get back in the military with no issues if I actually did decide to come back. I wasn't kicked out. I don't know what branch you are familiar with, but the Air Force doesn't exactly just kick out airborne linguists. For the most part everyone getting separated had to fight to get separated. I knew people who had been on med-hold for over 9 months. I'd rather spend that time more comfortably in the civilian world where I actually have a bit of freedom.

Depending on why people get separated, the Air Force won't want to waste their time with certain individuals. For example, if you just want to go home and are completely fine, they would never let you back into the Air Force because you wasted their time. If you leave for severe medical reasons, you probably won't be allowed back in either. The only way to get a recommendation to rejoin is if you have a legit reason to leave, and are actually worth letting back in.

Thanks for your omniscience on the situation though, Ragnar the Red.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Boxxy on August 05, 2013, 08:43:55 pm
Waylander Clan are pretty fabulous...


Waylander_Mew:

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Waylander_KingConan:

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Waylander_Sniper:

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Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Ragnar_Ulfson on August 05, 2013, 08:47:56 pm
Good thing you are an expert lol

The major wanted me to stay and the squadron commander wanted me to stay (in fact he refused to let me leave for a while). They only let me out because I asked to leave (with the excuse of my medical condition) which was waived upon entry. He gave me his recommendation so I could get back in the military with no issues if I actually did decide to come back. I wasn't kicked out. I don't know what branch you are familiar with, but the Air Force doesn't exactly just kick out airborne linguists. For the most part everyone getting separated had to fight to get separated. I knew people who had been on med-hold for over 9 months. I'd rather spend that time more comfortably in the civilian world where I actually have a bit of freedom.

Depending on why people get separated, the Air Force won't want to waste their time with certain individuals. For example, if you just want to go home and are completely fine, they would never let you back into the Air Force because you wasted their time. If you leave for severe medical reasons, you probably won't be allowed back in either. The only way to get a recommendation to rejoin is if you have a legit reason to leave, and are actually worth letting back in.

Thanks for your omniscience on the situation though, Ragnar the Red.

I was in the Marine Corps, and I didn't claim to be an expert.  Every single medical condition that warrants you to leave the military, warrants you not to be able to return to service.  If you choose to leave, based on this specific medical condition, and you think its that serious to not finish out your contract, just because some Major says he recommends you doesn't mean anything.  Being let back in will be a lot higher decision then just a recommendation, they'll look at your decision, and medical condition and say "Hey he thought it was serious enough to leave", 99% of the time (especially in the shrinking military now) they won't let you rejoin because you left saying it was serious enough to leave.  Maybe the Air Force has a different policy then the Navy or USMC, but I doubt it.

"For example, if you just want to go home and are completely fine, they would never let you back into the Air Force because you wasted their time.", the only time this will ever happen is during BMT training no where else.  If you want to just "Leave" the military, that won't happen, you will have to do something to warrant a discharge and usually that is negative.  No way in hell can you get out of your contract because you feel you're done.

If you left because of a medical condition, you have 0% chance of getting let back in, because they're not going to take another chance on a variable. 

p.s.  How long did you serve (just curious) ?
 
   
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Auphilia on August 05, 2013, 09:07:17 pm
Oh, well there is the misunderstanding. I was in BMT when I left. I served for a jolly good month <3
You are right, if I graduated and started serving the contract, it would be a different story.

And yes the marines are probably more strict on medical complications than the Air Force.


Summarized:

1. I had/have a medical condition that they waived and allowed me to join.
2. I decided I'd rather not endure it through all of BMT and beyond.
3. I was treated and given means of a possibly remedy. This remedy would take weeks/months.
4. The major recommended that I either just endure through it, stay in med-hold for months, or leave and come back after 6 months of healing.
5. I'm allowed to re-enlist with the same medical condition already waived. The major is also a doctor.


Just so you know, med-hold is probably the worst place to be in the military (other than combat). It is like a never-ending limbo. You can't do anything because you are still a "trainee", yet you stay there for months instead of the typical 8 weeks. Someone even committed suicide in my dorm (a few months before I got there). I asked the dorm chief why he did it and his answer was simply, "He wanted to go home".  That isn't exactly the environment I wanted to spend months in. Especially when I have the option of leaving and coming back.

I hope that makes more sense.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: VVarlord on August 05, 2013, 09:25:11 pm
Waylander Clan are pretty fabulous...


Waylander_Mew:

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Waylander_KingConan:

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Waylander_Sniper:

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Class
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: partyboy on August 05, 2013, 09:27:19 pm
lookin' good, gurl.  :oops:
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Ragnar_Ulfson on August 05, 2013, 09:28:48 pm
Oh, well there is the misunderstanding. I was in BMT when I left. I served for a jolly good month <3
You are right, if I graduated and started serving the contract, it would be a different story.

And yes the marines are probably more strict on medical complications than the Air Force.


Summarized:

1. I had/have a medical condition that they waived and allowed me to join.
2. I decided I'd rather not endure it through all of BMT and beyond.
3. I was treated and given means of a possibly remedy. This remedy would take weeks/months.
4. The major recommended that I either just endure through it, stay in med-hold for months, or leave and come back after 6 months of healing.
5. I'm allowed to re-enlist with the same medical condition already waived. The major is also a doctor.


Just so you know, med-hold is probably the worst place to be in the military (other than combat). It is like a never-ending limbo. You can't do anything because you are still a "trainee", yet you stay there for months instead of the typical 8 weeks. Someone even committed suicide in my dorm (a few months before I got there). I asked the dorm chief why he did it and his answer was simply, "He wanted to go home".  That isn't exactly the environment I wanted to spend months in. Especially when I have the option of leaving and coming back.

I hope that makes more sense.

Well, I commend you for at least giving it a shot, but to clarify, you weren't technically in the military then.  BMT is completely different animal when it comes to discharges, because you aren't technically in the service if you do not complete BMT.  Your statements make complete sense now that this all happened in BMT.  Yes, I know med hold is a terrible place, I met a guy who was in it for 18 months (Tore both ACL's in his legs).   

And yes the marines are probably more strict on medical complications than the Air Force.

I have to do this, it's Marines* (No sarcasm involved). 

Good luck to you in your endeavors. 
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: karasu on August 05, 2013, 09:34:58 pm
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Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on August 05, 2013, 09:44:57 pm
Disgusting
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 05, 2013, 10:35:32 pm
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Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: cup457 on August 05, 2013, 11:24:51 pm
this is the worst thread i have ever seen
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag [True Stories: Queen Auphilia]
Post by: Auphilia on August 05, 2013, 11:31:49 pm
this is the worst thread i have ever seen

But you have seen it ;)
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Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag
Post by: Lemon on August 02, 2014, 09:21:01 am
I feel like you and Baeur would totally be friends.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 02, 2014, 10:39:11 am
But you arent black..
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag
Post by: Ikarus on August 02, 2014, 03:36:13 pm
The only thing I can offer is this Megaman costume, made out of bin bags, cardboard and duct tape

for a Superhero-themed party at my college, last year

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Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 02, 2014, 04:32:59 pm
The only thing I can offer is this Megaman costume, made out of bin bags, cardboard and duct tape

for a Superhero-themed party at my college, last year

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Is that Jillz?

Ha, gaaay!
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag
Post by: Prinz_Karl on August 02, 2014, 04:57:12 pm
FFS, who bumped this I even started reading through this old creep topic until I saw one of Zlischs post.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag
Post by: Clockworkkiller on August 02, 2014, 05:00:55 pm
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you liar! this is fake! ive seen this photo before! you faker!

cant even fap....
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag
Post by: Bryggan on August 02, 2014, 08:31:39 pm
Two for you- one working on a movie, and there was a wig there- what could I do?
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Another, passed out after a drag party.  The guys dressed as girls and the girls dressed as guys.  It was awesome, because the girls tried acting like guys- ie grabbing butts and making me sit on their laps.  Loved it;)
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Some of you probably won't believe I am actually a guys based on the pics, but I assure you I am, so don't send me pictures of your dicks.
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag
Post by: Ikarus on August 02, 2014, 09:18:41 pm
Is that Jillz?

Ha, gaaay!

that´s strongbow
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 02, 2014, 09:21:05 pm
that´s strongbow

Aha :P
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on August 03, 2014, 01:36:40 am
I feel like you and Baeur would totally be friends.

so fucken rude, lemon
Title: Re: 100k Gold To Whoever Can Beat My Drag
Post by: Dionysus on August 03, 2014, 04:57:32 am
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