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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Johammeth on July 20, 2013, 07:09:10 pm

Title: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Johammeth on July 20, 2013, 07:09:10 pm
Hi guys,

I have a serious problem.

I like to smoke crack, but I'm wondering about the ethics of using crack and playing cRPG. I've noticed that I have a near superhuman ability to downblock hoplites (I can seriously block like a dozen thrusts at a time, LOL!) after I fire up, and I'm wondering if it is ethical to use this PED before I play. It definitely gives me an unfair advantage over other players, and it doesn't seem very sporting to use chemicals to boost my already prodigious skills.

I'm looking for an official ruling here, devs. Will I get banthreaded for smoking crack and playing cRPG?
Title: Re: Preformance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Andy on July 20, 2013, 07:11:56 pm
Quote from: Johammeth on July 20, 2013, 07:09:10 pm
Hi guys,

I have a serious problem.

I like to smoke crack, but I'm wondering about the ethics of using crack and playing cRPG. I've noticed that I have a near superhuman ability to downblock hoplites (I can seriously block like a dozen thrusts at a time, LOL!) after I fire up, and I'm wondering if it is ethical to use this PED before I play. It definitely gives me an unfair advantage over other players, and it doesn't seem very sporting to use chemicals to boost my already prodigious skills.

I'm looking for an official ruling here, devs. Will I get banthreaded for smoking crack and playing cRPG?
We're sending an agent over now.
Title: Re: Preformance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 20, 2013, 07:15:42 pm
Erzengel believes you should, cause smoking crack is illegal in Austria, so you're breaking the law, and the Austrian government will go after chadz for letting you smoke crack.
Title: Re: Preformance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Smoothrich on July 20, 2013, 07:18:38 pm
I recommend drinking a bottle or two of robitussin and going on a horse crossbow alt. The rage at your delaying turns into cool vibes that fill your computer screen with a warm loving glow.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on July 20, 2013, 07:30:06 pm
Quote from: Johammeth on July 20, 2013, 07:09:10 pm
Hi guys,

I'm so damn cool because I smoke crack and everybody should know that I'm like the coolest guy ever. Please ask me how I manage to be so awesome.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Osiris on July 20, 2013, 08:54:26 pm
ahh one of those guys :D HEY LOOK AT ME!! ^^ my skill level goes through the roof after 2-3 Ciders but then plummets 4+ can i make a thread too <3
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Gmnotutoo on July 20, 2013, 09:06:43 pm
Marijuana is the best performance enhancing drug in gaming.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Mlekce on July 20, 2013, 09:11:14 pm
why i sence here some QQ about being able to block hoplite hits with just downblock?
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Macropus on July 20, 2013, 09:15:54 pm
Ha, this OP gets minused, not plused?
Dog damn, this makes me proud of this community.
Here have my -1 for bragging about smoking, retard.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: darmaster on July 20, 2013, 09:23:49 pm
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Post by: Bjord on July 20, 2013, 09:35:33 pm
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Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Oberyn on July 20, 2013, 09:38:43 pm
I had a chilean friend who sometimes went on Counterstrike coke-fueled binges. He had inhuman reflexes. Definetely dishorable. Same goes for all the hashashin that obviously play cRPG. Drunks are fine, they just play worse than if sober, but think they're playing better.
Title: Re: Preformance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Oberyn on July 20, 2013, 09:40:46 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on July 20, 2013, 07:18:38 pm
I recommend drinking a bottle or two of robitussin and going on a horse crossbow alt. The rage at your delaying turns into cool vibes that fill your computer screen with a warm loving glow.

Smoothrich, you know very well you don't need any sort of chemical additive to jackoff to the rage your trolling creates. Your fucked up shadenfreude is entirely natural.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Bjord on July 20, 2013, 09:50:24 pm
Quote from: Oberyn on July 20, 2013, 09:38:43 pm
I had a chilean friend who sometimes went on Counterstrike coke-fueled binges. He had inhuman reflexes. Definetely dishorable. Same goes for all the hashashin that obviously play cRPG. Drunks are fine, they just play worse than if sober, but think they're playing better.

Yes, I'm sure it was your friend.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Oberyn on July 20, 2013, 09:52:22 pm
Quote from: Bjord on July 20, 2013, 09:50:24 pm
Yes, I'm sure it was your friend.

I don't like coke much tbh. It's cheap as fuck in Chile, being right next to Peru. Frigging bus and taxi drivers are known to make high use of it for long hours, as well as truckers. Not really the "high class" drug it is in US and EU.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Bjord on July 20, 2013, 09:55:00 pm
Okay I see this thread derailing into a topic about drugs, let me make a thread.

Personally sticking to weed.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Johammeth on July 20, 2013, 10:09:46 pm
Quote from: Bjord on July 20, 2013, 09:55:00 pm
Okay I see this thread derailing into a topic about drugs, let me make a thread.

Personally sticking to weed.

No, this is a serious thread about whether or not abusing crack constitutes a serious breach of sportsmanship while playing a computer game.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Penguin on July 20, 2013, 11:24:30 pm
Why are eus getting so mad at Johammeth? Perhaps the crack they smoke over there is not laced with enough freedom? USA USA USA
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Prpavi on July 20, 2013, 11:26:20 pm
I pop Mollys ! 

WOOO!
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Post by: Palurgee on July 20, 2013, 11:30:24 pm
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Post by: RandomDude on July 20, 2013, 11:32:58 pm
No one but mlecke can read? This guy is a spear/shield user as much as I am a flamberger
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: rufio on July 20, 2013, 11:56:14 pm
so you do crack while you play crack.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: oreshy on July 21, 2013, 12:30:57 am
go to defend the stairs , you crackwh*re !  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Arjay on July 21, 2013, 05:13:10 am
Drugs are bad mmmmkaay


Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Paul on July 21, 2013, 10:09:10 am
It's fine as long as you play during the comedown too.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Kafein on July 21, 2013, 11:21:10 am
I use drugs too, take a wild guess

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Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Joseph Porta on July 21, 2013, 09:04:54 pm
Quote from: Gmnotutoo on July 20, 2013, 09:06:43 pm
Marijuana is the best performance enhancing drug in gaming.

I always got mad because I fuckn sucked and kept getting tugged into a stare whilst in a fight..
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Dooz on July 21, 2013, 09:38:56 pm
weed's good for like, 10 minutes, if your full stoned focus is on crpg during that time. once you're not peaking, and you don't give much of a fuck about battle, it's all downhill. being sober is a lot more consistent.

as far as fun though, obvs get high
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 21, 2013, 11:53:34 pm
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Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on July 22, 2013, 01:41:35 am
crpg is the only drug you need

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Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Joker86 on July 22, 2013, 02:18:25 am
This is not funny at all. My brother died because of crack.

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Quote from: Johammeth on July 20, 2013, 07:09:10 pm
Hi guys,

I have a serious problem.

I like to smoke crack, but I'm wondering about the ethics of using crack and playing cRPG.

Of course playing cRPG while smoking crack is highly unethical. cRPG is a fucking drug which makes you utterly useless for society. Your school grades will suffer from it, as will your studies or your work, if you are even employed at all! You only waste energy and internet ink playing a game which will be dead in a year now, anyway. Next to this your body weight and skin colour will suffer from the lack of sun and physical execise, and getting a pussy will be as likely as getting a free respec or heirloom reset after a patch which changed everything. That way you won't even reproduce yourself, which means you don't even fullfill your biological duty (on the second thought I guess that's a good thing... hhmmm...  :? ). Finally it will also influence your social behaviour in a negative way, making you call your skinhead neighbours chocolate chip cookies, thinking it's fun to kick people for no reason or creating weird topics like this one here.

Better enjoy your fine crack without that shit which you are pumping into your brain, cRPG makes your life (and that of all those around you) much worse.


Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Havoco on July 22, 2013, 02:30:12 am
8/10 OP needs to mention more retarded mechanics of game.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: oerput on July 22, 2013, 03:38:25 am
i play my best when im on mdma. doing good with AM and coke aswell. but mdma is the best for this precise game. u have extremely good reflexes, unbelieveble avareness and u can guess whats going to happen next in melee %99 of the time.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on July 22, 2013, 03:46:06 am
The game gets a million times more funny and less aggravating when drinking. Though there's a fine balance, a few drinks in my skill level actually goes up. But if I get too drunk, or I'm not drunk enough, I play pretty terribly.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: wanteds on July 22, 2013, 01:52:09 pm
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Post by: RandomDude on July 22, 2013, 01:58:51 pm
Sorry about your brother Joker. The rest of your post made me laugh several times though
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Lannistark on July 22, 2013, 02:21:00 pm
Kids nowadays aged 13 smoking weed having sex and bein' sassy about it.

Well at that age I was popping pills, injecting heroine and planning my 15th murder.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Joker86 on July 22, 2013, 02:48:16 pm
Quote from: RandomDude on July 22, 2013, 01:58:51 pm
Sorry about your brother Joker. The rest of your post made me laugh several times though

Well, perhaps I should have put smilies, but what I said above is the same thinkg like:

Nazi jokes are not funny. My grandfather died in a KZ.

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 :wink:
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: RandomDude on July 22, 2013, 04:28:17 pm
Quote from: Joker86 on July 22, 2013, 02:48:16 pm
Well, perhaps I should have put smilies, but what I said above is the same thinkg like:

Nazi jokes are not funny. My grandfather died in a KZ.

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 :wink:

Im not sure whether you mean you werent serious about your brother - text is hard to tell and id rather not take it as a joke and be wrong than the other way round ;)
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Joker86 on July 22, 2013, 06:45:55 pm
Quote from: RandomDude on July 22, 2013, 04:28:17 pm
Im not sure whether you mean you werent serious about your brother - text is hard to tell and id rather not take it as a joke and be wrong than the other way round ;)

Was a joke - but you were perfectly right staying on the safe side, so nothing to worry about  :wink:
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: Macropus on July 23, 2013, 02:08:34 pm
Quote from: Macropus on July 20, 2013, 09:15:54 pm
Ha, this OP gets minused, not plused?
Dog damn, this makes me proud of this community.
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Eeh, nevermind.
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: wanteds on July 23, 2013, 02:12:59 pm
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 23, 2013, 04:22:37 pm
I play way better if I'm high (game is more intense, and I put forth more effort due to me being more engrossed in the game), gotta imagine something like crack or meth would give you an ungodlly advantage, I'm certainly not the guinea pig to give it a shot though.

Pretty sure Huey was a crack head of some sort (meth, crack, etc)
Title: Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
Post by: omgwtfgg503 on July 24, 2013, 09:00:51 pm
Op is mad he doesn't have any crack , or inst aloud to use crack?

OP what do you think about counter cultures and Communitarianism?

Are you pro sentient life, and are you a morale person?   


I want to know what kind of person you are!  :P