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Title: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 10, 2013, 04:28:04 pm
I've had a bad run lately in NA1 over the past month or so and am now down to 24k gold.  I can pull valor about 1/3 or so of the rounds that I put my try pants on (aka I'm not doing risky shit and dying early to alt+tab to Civ V or CK2).  I think that I can greatly effect the outcome of our team winning the round of a battle. 

I am really only looking for someone to cover my losses (which is usually under 10k for 6 or so hours of play).  And possibly throw me a tip if you notice a significant change in the amount of gold you pull in while I'm playing for you.

What my contract entails will be jumping on your teamspeak (if you want), changing to a banner of your choosing, and letting you decide how I should play.  Do you want me to play how I normally do (and zoom around the map trying to help our teammates in the best way I possibly can), or do you want me to stick near you and protect you personally (which may not help our team win, but may keep you alive longer and boost your K:D by bumping enemies and giving you free kills). 

Payment I'm asking for would be something like 3k gold an hour (which would be you breaking even if you didn't have upkeep and were at x1 for a full hour).   I'll be online tonight from about 5:30pm CST until probably midnight.  Other than today, this week is pretty busy (I will probably be on some Friday) otherwise next week Mon/Tues and the weekend following I'll be nerding out quite a bit. 

Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Necrorave on July 10, 2013, 04:37:27 pm
Nerd
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Shadowren on July 10, 2013, 05:08:17 pm
Stop wearing expensive gear or sell a loom point! Problem solved  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 10, 2013, 05:15:54 pm
Quote from: Shadowren on July 10, 2013, 05:08:17 pm
Stop wearing expensive gear or sell a loom point! Problem solved  :mrgreen:

No loompoints to sell, and I don't wear expensive gear (it's mainly me horse). 

I should have added some more info about my character (stats and gear):

Stats:
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Gear:
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Loomed items:

Reinforced Mail Gauntlets (+2) for 7 body armor
Lordly Heraldic Mail w Surcoat (+3)
Champ Courser (+3)
Masterwork Lance (+3)
Masterwork Knightly Arming Sword (+3)
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Strudog on July 10, 2013, 05:25:52 pm
You dont need the 1h, the lance is a good hoplilte/ polearm weapon to use as INf, that should save you some money
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 10, 2013, 05:26:37 pm
Yes the lance is wonderful to use from the ground, but the knightly arming sword is a beast with 7 PS and I love it...saves my ass whenever I'm 1v1 or 1vMany

I could give up the helmet too, but it comes in handy.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Glyph on July 10, 2013, 07:01:42 pm
watch out or they'll make you a cRPG prostitution NERF!
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: HarryCrumb on July 10, 2013, 07:48:25 pm
can i pay you to just TK cup457 over and over again? i'll pay you 5k an hour.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: obitus on July 10, 2013, 07:54:48 pm
Quote from: HarryCrumb on July 10, 2013, 07:48:25 pm
can i pay you to just TK cup457 over and over again? i'll pay you 5k an hour.

No, but there's nothing stopping him from being on the opposite team and killing him first every round.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Tibe on July 10, 2013, 07:57:02 pm
Ahh I know that feel bra. Ive had some quite the bad time with upkeep recently myself and am running out of cash. Was forced to make some agiwhoring lightarmored alt who will provide my main with the cash I require. I refuse to turn my swagger off on my main and wear some cheap crap im not accustomed with!
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 10, 2013, 08:09:03 pm
Quote from: HarryCrumb on July 10, 2013, 07:48:25 pm
can i pay you to just TK cup457 over and over again? i'll pay you 5k an hour.


Deal, I'll also aim for him at the beginning of every round if he's on the enemy team.

To the admins who may witness this, I will make sure to apologize and come up with a legit excuse every TK (likely just blame it on the "skipping" animation that happens to horses where you skip across the map 10 meters at a time).

I had an alt (3rd gen now) that I retired a couple times, was able to make some decent cash that way, but it's so much more fun playing on my OP main.  Not a big fan of leeching (even if I'm "participating" I still feel dirty for wearing cheap gear)
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: obitus on July 10, 2013, 08:11:08 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on July 10, 2013, 08:09:03 pm

(likely just blame it on the "skipping" animation that happens to horses where you skip across the map 10 meters at a time).



Ahh the age-old cavalry warp.  Remember to come to a complete stop to end your warping  8-)
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Smoothrich on July 10, 2013, 08:12:49 pm
Want to make stupid amounts of money with decent gear no matter what?  Here's the secret:  spawn without a horse sometimes, especially with a decent multi, and save the horse for the flat plains. You'll get valor more, often influence rounds more, have more fun, and make way more gold.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 10, 2013, 08:17:47 pm
Yeah but half the time I play I'm not really in try hard mode, I'll take high risks, die quickly, and then alt+tab to CK2 for 3 minutes til the round ends (game of thrones mod, raping with the Targaryens at the beginning of the game.  Got Valyrian steel and some dragons).  If I'm on foot, I usually stay alive much longer.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Canuck on July 10, 2013, 08:30:38 pm
You've seen people like Eyebeat and Mala in action, I wouldn't say that cheapish gear/light armour is equivalent to leeching. It's not like you have to run around as a peasant, just get a good weapon and light armour and you'll make plenty of money on an alt.

And FRUG!
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Kalam on July 10, 2013, 08:35:27 pm
I'll pay you to spy on Hospitaller for us. Light armor 2h makes me pretty rich.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: dreadnok on July 10, 2013, 08:36:09 pm
7ps and knightly arming sword and beastly should never be used in the same sentence
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 10, 2013, 08:42:16 pm
Quote from: dreadnok on July 10, 2013, 08:36:09 pm
7ps and knightly arming sword and beastly should never be used in the same sentence

Compared to 5 or 6 PS and unloomed KAS, it is :P

But I get your drift...it's certainly not "beastly" compared to other weapons and builds
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Boerenlater on July 10, 2013, 08:45:27 pm
I'll give you 15k to help me on EU1.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 10, 2013, 08:48:44 pm
I glance on everything on EU1 when I'm on my horse and using a lance...I doubt I'd be much help over there...unless you just want me to ride around and bump everyone in front of you
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Gmnotutoo on July 10, 2013, 08:55:21 pm
Use a sumpter.
Lance someone off their horse.
Take Horse.
Free Horse.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: dreadnok on July 10, 2013, 08:57:39 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on July 10, 2013, 08:42:16 pm
Compared to 5 or 6 PS and unloomed KAS, it is :P

But I get your drift...it's certainly not "beastly" compared to other weapons and builds

Yes valid point, touche
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 10, 2013, 09:14:26 pm
I suppose I could just not spawn on my horse, there's usually quite a few floating around within a minute or two
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: FrugFrug on July 10, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
Quote from: Canuck on July 10, 2013, 08:30:38 pm
You've seen people like Eyebeat and Mala in action, I wouldn't say that cheapish gear/light armour is equivalent to leeching. It's not like you have to run around as a peasant, just get a good weapon and light armour and you'll make plenty of money on an alt.

Talking about peasant gear and I wasn't mentioned.

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Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Duster on July 10, 2013, 09:41:31 pm
Quote from: FrugFrug on July 10, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
Talking about peasant gear and I wasn't mentioned.

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You have to actually play the game to stay relevant guy
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Matey on July 10, 2013, 09:44:01 pm
Get off the horse you filthy coward! fight on the ground like a real warrior!
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Jarold on July 10, 2013, 09:49:07 pm
Quote from: obitus on July 10, 2013, 08:11:08 pm
Ahh the age-old cavalry warp.  Remember to come to a complete stop to end your warping  8-)

I thought you had to dismount!
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: FrugFrug on July 10, 2013, 09:52:31 pm
Quote from: Duster on July 10, 2013, 09:41:31 pm
You have to actually play the game to stay relevant guy

Hey bro, I've played the past 5 mornings for at least an hour each time.

Mornings meaning 6-8 am EST.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Smoothrich on July 10, 2013, 10:00:34 pm
Quote from: Jarold on July 10, 2013, 09:49:07 pm
I thought you had to dismount!

Ctrl+J horse rear to stop it
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: HarryCrumb on July 10, 2013, 10:01:22 pm
Quote from: FrugFrug on July 10, 2013, 09:52:31 pm
Hey bro, I've played the past 5 mornings for at least an hour each time.

lies
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Smoothrich on July 10, 2013, 10:22:52 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on July 10, 2013, 09:14:26 pm
I suppose I could just not spawn on my horse, there's usually quite a few floating around within a minute or two

Yeah, that's what I would most often do as cav hybrid. Also don't bother bringing a lance sometimes either, and practice 1hand cav or scavenge a lance if need be. You will go back to making money very fast like that.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 11, 2013, 01:32:36 am
Drop the Courser and lance and go Rouncy and Great Lance. You'll make money while still riding a horse.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Hobb on July 11, 2013, 04:38:11 am
Don't listen to these scrub nerd 2h heroes huseby, they no not what they speak of.

Consider yourself sold to the Hobb and Habb valour farming show. Il hit you up on steam when the Velucans take flight and we can all have fun and get paid. You can never have enough courser riding wing-men, and yes- their will be enough late spawning peasants for all of us.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Artyem on July 11, 2013, 04:48:05 am
I'm in, put up some stones or something.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Gmnotutoo on July 11, 2013, 05:05:21 am
Quote from: Hobb on July 11, 2013, 04:38:11 am
Don't listen to these scrub nerd 2h heroes huseby, they no not what they speak of.

Consider yourself sold to the Hobb and Habb valour farming show. Il hit you up on steam when the Velucans take flight and we can all have fun and get paid. You can never have enough courser riding wing-men, and yes- their will be enough late spawning peasants for all of us.


...Can I have gold to ride my courser with you too?
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Matey on July 11, 2013, 08:47:12 am
can i have gold to not put an arb shot through your stupid horse's head as often?
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: dreadnok on July 12, 2013, 02:08:18 pm
Quote from: Matey on July 11, 2013, 08:47:12 am
can i have gold to not put an arb shot through your stupid horse's head as often?

Xbow is even scummier and cheap. I don't even count oxbow kills as a death
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Macropus on July 12, 2013, 02:36:04 pm
Quote from: dreadnok on July 12, 2013, 02:08:18 pm
I don't even count oxbow kills as a death
So you continue to click attack and block buttons in spectator mode?
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: dreadnok on July 12, 2013, 02:52:03 pm
Quote from: Macropus on July 12, 2013, 02:36:04 pm
So you continue to click attack and block buttons in spectator mode?

I don't get it, nor do I want to. I play john madden when I'm dead. You actually spectate? Lol you nerd
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 12, 2013, 04:26:40 pm
Quote from: dreadnok on July 12, 2013, 02:52:03 pm
I don't get it, nor do I want to. I play john madden when I'm dead. You actually spectate? Lol you nerd

You crazy ass Jersian, he was making fun of the "I don't count them as deaths" and saying "Oh, you still play in spec mode?". Stupid EU humor :wink:
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 12, 2013, 05:00:07 pm
Hey I like the EU dry humor...you'd think with all the dry humor they'd be more capable of catching on to sarcasm.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: dreadnok on July 12, 2013, 05:23:17 pm
Anders, believe it or not I really enjoy you
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Elindor on July 12, 2013, 05:28:44 pm
Quote from: dreadnok on July 12, 2013, 05:23:17 pm
Anders, believe it or not I really enjoy you

I don't believe you.
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 12, 2013, 05:39:02 pm
Quote from: dreadnok on July 12, 2013, 05:23:17 pm
Anders, believe it or not I really enjoy you

What time, my boy? I'll be right on over :twisted:
Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Dach on July 12, 2013, 06:11:54 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on July 10, 2013, 05:15:54 pm
I don't wear expensive gear. 

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You sure?  :lol:

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Title: Re: NA1 Sellsword for hire
Post by: Macropus on July 12, 2013, 09:00:38 pm
Quote from: Lt_Anders on July 12, 2013, 04:26:40 pm
Stupid EU humor :wink:
What else would you expect from us with a history like that...
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