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Title: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 10, 2013, 07:22:05 am
Greetings random forumgoer!
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Are you looking for low quality avatars, horribly overpriced, and with extremely shitty customer service? Then you've come to the right place...
I offer you grand handmade avatars at lower qualities, higher prices, and with shittier reliability and customer service than ever seen before.
For only 100k gold I will take the time and care to probably eventually get around to tailoring an avatar to suit your needs, I may also just decide to run off with the cash, you gotta pay me before I'll start working on anything. I assure you that the first 1 I do will be for free, totally, I'm not gonna go back on this promise if I get the least bit of attention or anything.

Customer is fully responsible for potential lack of ever making anything, poor quality, and the artist potentially drifting off on the concept and making something entirely different.
Oh yeah, and also, fuck the customer.
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Jarold on July 10, 2013, 07:26:59 am
Maul master str my old friendcher. FREE AVATARS!
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on July 10, 2013, 07:29:16 am
Draw me a running away xbow bundle of sticks. I wear pilgrim clothes btw.  :D
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Lannistark on July 10, 2013, 07:30:27 am
Man that avatar is so nice. Good Picasso skills Zlisch!
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 10, 2013, 07:32:20 am
Seeing as the least bit of attention has been showed to my thread I shall go back on my promise of anything free, Grumpy pay up and I may possibly get it done eventually. http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=459155
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Tibe on July 10, 2013, 07:42:24 am
I have to agree with this. It was funny as hell when Uther did it. Not so much when other "artists" did it.
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: obitus on July 10, 2013, 07:50:13 am
There should be a Profile Picture Shop Conest
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on July 10, 2013, 02:16:52 pm
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The amount of detail on the chainmail combined with facial asymmetry, indicates a possible schizophrenic tendencies, drug intoxication or an abnormal genitalia development. I suggest taking a quick online test: http://www.schizoid.info/ (http://www.schizoid.info/)

Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: bagge on July 10, 2013, 02:25:23 pm
If you make me a drawing I promise not to invade you in EU3 :p
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 11, 2013, 07:15:42 am
If you make me a drawing I promise not to invade you in EU3 :p
Is this offer still up?  :D
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: owens on July 11, 2013, 07:26:59 am
Once weekly drawing challenge
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Kajia on July 11, 2013, 03:40:13 pm
I just notice that recently in this forum there is something going that can be described with: once weekly "let's try to get a more successful art thread than Kajia, with much less effort". which isn't hard to do if you ask me, because, come on! I never update shit and people only visit once after an update, simply because I don't enjoy raising controversy.
amirite?

anyway, I request an art trade.
an artwork of mine for one of yours Zlisch, no gold involved. displaying: the others avatar of course.
DEAL?

here is my main, in case you  forgot:
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: bagge on July 11, 2013, 03:41:16 pm
Is this offer still up?  :D

 :P
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Latrinenkobold on July 11, 2013, 04:05:17 pm
http://www.schizoid.info/ (http://www.schizoid.info/)

85 points   

top that!
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Man of Steel on July 11, 2013, 04:11:12 pm
85 points   

top that!

My test:
 Your points: 89.
 A normal result is 15 to 65 points.  :D
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 11, 2013, 04:16:49 pm
Are you predisposed to schizophrenia?

The test is finished!

    Your points: 44.
    A normal result is 15 to 65 points.

Your result is at the top of the range of normal values. This may reflect the possible negative tendencies in the future due to the intensification of the effects on your personality of the factors which influence you are exposed to in your daily life.
This result also shows that you are most likely exposed to excessive mental stress.It may be that your body has accumulated a lot of fatigue, and you need to get rid of it. You appear to have no predisposition to schizophrenia.
It is important to understand that this test does not measure many of the physiological factors that have a decisive influence on the result of diagnosis. At the same time, if you honestly answered all the questions, the test result gives you a reason to think about your lifestyle and to learn more about your own personality.

In general, you are more prone to schizophrenia than 8307 people who have passed the test in the last 30 days.
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: [ptx] on July 11, 2013, 04:20:26 pm
50 for me. I am okay with this.
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: bagge on July 11, 2013, 06:07:42 pm
42 points
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 11, 2013, 06:47:40 pm
I just notice that recently in this forum there is something going that can be described with: once weekly "let's try to get a more successful art thread than Kajia, with much less effort". which isn't hard to do if you ask me, because, come on! I never update shit and people only visit once after an update, simply because I don't enjoy raising controversy.
amirite?

anyway, I request an art trade.
an artwork of mine for one of yours Zlisch, no gold involved. displaying: the others avatar of course.
DEAL?

here is my main, in case you  forgot:
(click to show/hide)
<3 deal.
Edit: Pretty much done btw, drew it in hand as I suck hard at drawing on a computer, will post it once I find my camera eventuallyish.
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Kajia on July 11, 2013, 08:16:17 pm
<3 deal.
Edit: Pretty much done btw, drew it in hand as I suck hard at drawing on a computer, will post it once I find my camera eventuallyish.
I need a screen of your avatar to start. this way you can also avoid me drawing you in orange.
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 11, 2013, 08:18:00 pm
I need a screen of your avatar to start. this way you can also avoid me drawing you in orange.
But I don't want to avoid that :cry:
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Lactating Vegetables on July 11, 2013, 09:12:16 pm
Well fuck

 Your points: 76.
    A normal result is 15 to 65 points.
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: Kafein on July 11, 2013, 09:52:40 pm
(click to show/hide)

This test is almost entirely about your perception of your own situation. If I really wanted to think about each answer I would choose "rarely" for all questions, which I almost did. Answered never on both questions with that interior voice nonsense.
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: obitus on July 11, 2013, 10:22:33 pm
Your points: 67.
    A normal result is 15 to 65 points.

Your result is beyond the range of normal values.


21st century schizoid man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouwCWDbBskU&t=0m34s
Title: Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
Post by: //saxon on July 11, 2013, 10:45:31 pm
yeahh please draw a "bundle of sticks" would be great thank youuuuu!