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Title: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: the real god emperor on July 05, 2013, 01:41:14 am
Welcome to my Prophecy Shop! I am having shit loads of repairs so I will scam your gold in a fun way!Come in customers!

I might have something to say about your future in reel life.Just fill this form and wait for my answer.

Your birth year:
Your favourite color:
First letters of your name:
What are you expecting from the world?:

Note: Every prophecy costs 3k.

GO GO GO!

F.A.Q:

+What if the prophecy doesn't happen in a year?
-You will have your gold back.

+What if I am not amused of my prophecy?
- I dun care.
Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: Tibe on July 05, 2013, 05:31:05 am
Damn kebabface, get a real job.
Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: the real god emperor on July 05, 2013, 09:58:13 am
Quote from: TiberiusX on July 05, 2013, 05:31:05 am
Damn kebabface, get a real job.

This is a real job!

Your price is 3k.
Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: Latvian on July 05, 2013, 10:04:07 am
Quote from: Kratos on July 05, 2013, 01:41:14 am
+What if the prophecy doesn't happen in a year?
-You will have your gold back.

order prophecy 31st december at 23 59
prophecy does not happen, kratos fails - profit?
Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: the real god emperor on July 05, 2013, 11:14:30 am
Quote from: Latvian_Knight on July 05, 2013, 10:04:07 am
order prophecy 31st december at 23 59
prophecy does not happen, kratos fails - profit?

Not at 31st December;

If I tell your fortune today, it has to happen until 05.07.2014 not 31st December, y u want me poor? :(
Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: Lannistark on July 05, 2013, 11:20:41 am
My birth year: 6/6/1992

My favourite colour: Pink / Purple

First letter of my name: A

What do you expect from the world: Bitches and Boats


Down with these prophecies already kebabadin.
Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: the real god emperor on July 05, 2013, 07:35:45 pm
Quote from: Lannistark on July 05, 2013, 11:20:41 am
My birth year: 6/6/1992

My favourite colour: Pink / Purple

First letter of my name: A

What do you expect from the world: Bitches and Boats


Down with these prophecies already kebabadin.

You will have an erotic night with your moms best friend(probably on a boat) , but then you will realize you were secretly gay for the whole time.
If you re gay already;
You will have an erotic night with your fathers best friend(probably on a boat) , but then you will realize you were secretly straight for the whole time.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=456835 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=456835)
Love spanish money
Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: Lannistark on July 06, 2013, 01:05:39 pm
 :shock:

You've shed light upon my path Kebab Sensei.

For that I thank thou.

Take thy money.
Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: Havoco on July 07, 2013, 12:16:51 am
Vibe was better
Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: Henry_Broodsonson on July 07, 2013, 01:24:44 am
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Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: Kafein on July 07, 2013, 09:43:44 pm
I have but one question, and your prophecy will be the answer :

Is your prophecy incorrect ?
Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: the real god emperor on July 07, 2013, 10:05:10 pm
Quote from: Kafein on July 07, 2013, 09:43:44 pm
I have but one question, and your prophecy will be the answer :

Is your prophecy incorrect ?

It is. I scam people. But you got your answer so;
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=457979
^^

Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: Henry_Broodsonson on July 07, 2013, 10:44:33 pm
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Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: no_rules_just_play on July 07, 2013, 11:34:12 pm
Your birth year: 19/06/1994
Your favourite color: blue?
First letters of your name: A.U.
What are you expecting from the world?: 3k gold plox, im poor
Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 08, 2013, 05:55:17 am
Erdogan will crush you weak Turklings!
Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: the real god emperor on July 08, 2013, 09:42:35 am
Quote from: no_rules_just_play on July 07, 2013, 11:34:12 pm
Your birth year: 19/06/1994
Your favourite color: blue?
First letters of your name: A.U.
What are you expecting from the world?: 3k gold plox, im poor

Hmm i see;

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Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: Molly on July 08, 2013, 11:23:32 am
Siktir git pislik orospu!
Title: Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
Post by: Henry_Broodsonson on July 08, 2013, 11:44:41 am

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