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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: arowaine on July 05, 2013, 01:16:31 am

Title: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: arowaine on July 05, 2013, 01:16:31 am
 Her Majesty the Duchessa’s royal dwarf stumbled inside the war room, carrying whatever beverage she and her lot of brave, but slightly misguided warriors had ordered to serve as fuel for the fiery discussions that were taking place. Hectaure was used to this, but the royal scolding he got from his Duchesse after accidently slamming the door informed him what was taking place, at that right moment, was beyond the usual mere tactical jabbering.


« But, my Duquessa, the Hounds of Chulainn  have done naught to us yet! What of the talks of peace we used to hold? What about the ways of diplomacy? Bloodshed and pain only would come out of such an act! » Cried out Chancellor Bonsai as the dwarf was pouring the beverages, who only had to lift his eyes up the next second to see Bonsai blindfolded and carried off by the others – against his will – in the next room.
« Silence, all! » Began Arowaine. « Hounds of Chulainn, they call themselves! More like poodles if you ask me! » her voice sent shivers down Hectaure’s spine.
« They relentlessly and viciously attacked our castles in the past, and now they make war against our new allies! How can they even wish for their pitiful peace to last in these conditions? »
The royal dwarf closed the doors behind him silently. Yet he still heared very clearly.
« IT SHALL BE WAR. »
The Duchessa’s voice came echoing through the long stone corridors of Nova Tulga, so that all could hear the majestic decision that had been rendered.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: theawesomenoob on July 05, 2013, 01:18:58 am
wow..
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Tunderbid on July 05, 2013, 01:28:36 am
About time!!! We are getting rusty  :twisted:
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on July 05, 2013, 01:33:22 am
This is getting to the point where HoC is the Germans in WWII (minus the death camps.) Anyways, more glorious XP I suppose!
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: kap10 on July 05, 2013, 01:34:43 am
yeah  lets back to trainning! 

Do u even lift !  :twisted:
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 05, 2013, 01:34:54 am
This is getting to the point where HoC is the Germans Italians in WWII (minus the death camps pasta.) Anyways, more glorious XP I suppose!
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Gristle on July 05, 2013, 01:57:37 am
Declaring war against a clan that's officially on its way out and has already sent out its final armies. I guess it's a good warm up?
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: kap10 on July 05, 2013, 02:09:04 am
Declaring war against a clan that's officially on its way out and has already sent out its final armies. I guess it's a good warm up?

we need to strech before a real trainning  :wink:
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Mordred1622 on July 05, 2013, 02:10:52 am
XP for all. I do not blame Occitan for attacking. Will be fun fights no matter what happens.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Sir_Winston_Churchill on July 05, 2013, 02:18:10 am
Declaring war against a clan that's officially on its way out and has already sent out its final armies. I guess it's a good warm up?

Well considering there are 16,000 troops in New Almerra Castle alone, I don't think "already sent out" is the proper terminology.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Deltah on July 05, 2013, 02:19:19 am
This is getting to the point where HoC is the death camps in WWII (minus the Germans.)
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Haramir on July 05, 2013, 02:56:02 am
Mylord, the Bannerman are being summoned...

Haramir, Standard Bearer of the Royal Army, Infantry Commander of the Occitan Legion  knew only too well what it meant.  As he walked across the courtyard of is famous castle where so many had died during the Imperial War he could still see the scar left on the walls that were breach so many times

Mylord, what is your response...

With a bitter taste in is mouth, he understood only too well he had to answer the calling, for the Duquessa is not a supreme leader to be mess with. He then remember the time were everything was so simple, when he was but a lowly peasant conscripted among the population of the Fallen Empire, were he learned the basic of military command following the great Ramses into battle.

Mylord...


Then he stared for a moment at is beautiful wife...

Armed the garrison! Gather the trained peasant! This war will be fought on enemy soil!

Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Relit on July 05, 2013, 03:26:32 am
"Chieftain! The scouts report seeing the banners of Les Chevaliers Occitans to the south! They say that even from a distance their eyes hurt from the reflection of their armor in the daylight"

The Chieftain did not even look up from his study of the regions maps.

"So then it is a race then", he mumbled. He traced the route of likely attack with his finger, Jameyyed castle to New Amashke. Or maybe it was Weyyah castle.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Keshian on July 05, 2013, 03:36:00 am
Declaring war against a clan that's officially on its way out and has already sent out its final armies. I guess it's a good warm up?

Yeah five other factions attacking them already - right up occitan's alley, just like their only other declaration of war against fallen.  They are too scared to fight someone with half as many troops as them like us - they need to join a gangbang where HOC is already heavily outnumbered by all the factions attacking them.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Jack1 on July 05, 2013, 03:38:35 am
They are too scared to fight someone with half as many troops as them like us

Heh...
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Haramir on July 05, 2013, 03:41:02 am
Yeah five other factions attacking them already - right up occitan's alley, just like their only other declaration of war against fallen.  They are too scared to fight someone with half as many troops as them like us - they need to join a gangbang where HOC is already heavily outnumbered by all the factions attacking them.

Of course Kesh cause we never fought Fimbulvetr-HOC-TKOV-MB at the same time  :P
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Keshian on July 05, 2013, 04:00:45 am
Of course Kesh cause we never fought Fimbulvetr-HOC-TKOV-MB at the same time  :P

Actually, small point of fact, you stopped fighting Fimb when VE attacked and you didn't exactly have a choice with that one.  8-)  :wink:
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Relit on July 05, 2013, 05:19:30 am
I would like to point out to everybody arguing here that Bonesaw and his HoC brought this on themselves. They have no right to complain about being attacked at all.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Keshian on July 05, 2013, 05:31:31 am
True- for ravens and frisians.  Occitan, well... all I can say is vultures.

Also, attacking for a battle in the middle of fireworks on 4th of July - just shows how classy your old new allies are Relit.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: SHinOCk on July 05, 2013, 05:47:14 am
True- for ravens and frisians.  Occitan, well... all I can say is vultures.

Also, attacking for a battle in the middle of fireworks on 4th of July - just shows how classy your old new allies are Relit.

Don't pretend you care about anything else than this game man, you were in every single battles I've fought and I'd be willing to bet you were in every battles i missed as well.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Jack1 on July 05, 2013, 05:50:29 am
Don't pretend you care about anything else than this game man, you were in every single battles I've fought and I'd be willing to bet you were in every battles i missed as well.

Don't forget every eu battle aswell
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: SHinOCk on July 05, 2013, 05:52:28 am
Don't forget every eu battle aswell

Wow you're right, how could i forget...
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: SucculentHeadCrab on July 05, 2013, 06:24:22 am
True- for ravens and frisians.  Occitan, well... all I can say is vultures.

Also, attacking for a battle in the middle of fireworks on 4th of July - just shows how classy your old new allies are Relit.

Are you still not satisfied with trying to stomp out smaller clans?  I guess the bones and cartilage remains that are New Dhirim is too much to stomach.

Also at least these battle times allow for near full rosters and don't take place when everyone is sleeping.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: kap10 on July 05, 2013, 06:28:08 am
Are you still not satisfied with trying to stomp out smaller clans?  I guess the bones and cartilage remains that are New Dhirim is too much to stomach.

Also at least these battle times allow for near full rosters and don't take place when everyone is sleeping.

Men,I love u bonsai :) !. I'm gay now only for you.


Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Mordred1622 on July 05, 2013, 06:45:07 am
I would like to point out to everybody arguing here that Bonesaw and his HoC brought this on themselves. They have no right to complain about being attacked at all.
When did we complain? I remember telling you good luck, I hope you can grab as much land as you can.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: ildist on July 05, 2013, 08:22:18 am
arowaine more like poutine

because french canadians
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Uumdi on July 05, 2013, 11:02:13 am
Hahaha, well I thought it was funny.


Poutine.

hahahaha
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Goretooth on July 05, 2013, 11:30:28 am
Wow you're right, how could i forget...
Wish I had that much time to game. nah  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: dynamike on July 05, 2013, 02:13:33 pm
arowaine more like puutie

because french canadians

Fixed that for you, ignant non rabble speaker.

Je veux enculer avec toi, salope  :D
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on July 05, 2013, 02:40:15 pm
Don't pretend you care about anything else than this game man, you were in every single battles I've fought and I'd be willing to bet you were in every battles i missed as well.

This ^
Which is true actually.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Haramir on July 05, 2013, 03:21:26 pm
Fixed that for you, ignant non rabble speaker.

Je veux t'enculer ma salope  :D

Fixed that for you  :P
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 05, 2013, 03:36:19 pm
Wait, I thought Shinock quit and went back to lumber jacking or whatever?

Meh, You don't leave CRPG unless you're dead 8-)
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Keshian on July 05, 2013, 04:19:28 pm
Wait, I thought Shinock quit and went back to lumber jacking or whatever?

Meh, You don't leave CRPG unless you're dead 8-)

Yeah no-lifers calling other people no-lifers - classic nerds R' us.  (I was referring to the guy that harms the environment for a living Anders and his earlier quote not yours)
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 05, 2013, 04:32:43 pm
Yeah no-lifers calling other people no-lifers - classic nerds R' us.

btw, kesh, I'm 100 points away from you now. You better be afraid, very afraid...
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Relit on July 06, 2013, 07:32:24 pm
Not that very far away, at the village of Peshmi, two very large groups of different people faced each other and stared. The Les Chevaliers Occitans banner proudly over one and the black and red Raven banner over the other. Old enemies they were and both sides were tense, the men muttered to each other in wonder of such strange looking people. For what seemed a hour, but in reality it was minutes, they waited. Until appearing from the line of heavily armored Les Chevaliers Occitans troops appeared a green banner with two dog heads on it.

The northmen wondered what treachery was this? Could these be their foes disguised? Then a torch appeared and the hated green banner burned.


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The northmen drew their blades and raised axe and spear to the sky and gave their old foes three cheers. A salute to their valor and determination. The two armies slowly dispersed back to their camps and the men relaxed slightly.

"Tonight we shall burn offerings to the Gods and turn back to face the Betrayers", growled Thorn the Wounder to his warband. He knew soon his men would be called upon, but tonight they could drink and cheer for the glorious souls heading to Valhalla at the Siege of Halmar.


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Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 06, 2013, 07:46:56 pm
You guys better stop it, you're making me want to do some legitimately objectophilic roleplays.

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Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: raccoonlord on July 07, 2013, 01:46:30 am
and now they make war against our new allies!

When did you guys become allies?

And thanks for not acting like children, unlike SOME CLANS.  :wink:
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on July 07, 2013, 04:40:21 am
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Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Haramir on July 07, 2013, 05:09:26 am
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But sir.....

Of all three villages liberated from tyranny not a single member of the population was killed  :wink:
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Zaren on July 07, 2013, 06:54:51 am
btw, kesh, I'm 100 points away from you now. You better be afraid, very afraid...
Yup because points mean a lot  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Mordred1622 on July 07, 2013, 08:44:20 am
After reading these threads, all I can gather is that most of the community hates me and will downvote me and my friends while upvoting everyone else. So what's the point?
They have no right to complain about being attacked at all.
This was upvoted 7+ times, while being completely untrue. We welcomed the attacks as we are pulling out of this mod.

My point is that if your friends upvote something, other people should not take this as the truth or whole story.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Artyem on July 07, 2013, 08:50:33 am
After reading these threads, all I can gather is that most of the community hates me and will downvote me and my friends while upvoting everyone else. So what's the point? This was upvoted 7+ times, while being completely untrue. It is like people are blinded and believe what they want to believe. It is kind of interesting. Would be a cool thing to study for a psychology major.

Bonesaw pretty much outright declared war on Ravens and Frisia, not sure how you guys didn't bring it on yourselves.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Mordred1622 on July 07, 2013, 08:59:12 am
Bonesaw pretty much outright declared war on Ravens and Frisia, not sure how you guys didn't bring it on yourselves.
I modified the quote so you could see it better. I did not dispute the fact that BoneSaw declared war.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Zaren on July 07, 2013, 09:06:38 am
Also, Zaren- I have never met you or seen you in game. But it seems you must really hate me.
yolo-no i dont hate u. I just love pissing on HoC
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Artyem on July 07, 2013, 09:10:15 am
I modified the quote so you could see it better.

I guess I understand you, but I think most people probably read Bonesaw's posts and already know that he caused all of it.

The voting system is very unimportant, try not to focus on it so much and it may go away.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Built on July 08, 2013, 04:27:02 am
But sir.....

Of all three villages liberated from tyranny not a single member of the population was killed  :wink:

Because the French liberate things...Tell that to the Vietnamese
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: raccoonlord on July 08, 2013, 04:27:55 am
Bonesaw pretty much outright declared war on Ravens and Frisia, not sure how you guys didn't bring it on yourselves.

Where did you get that info? the internet? lel nerd
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Artyem on July 08, 2013, 08:30:07 am
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Down with the aggressors!  Fight the oppression!
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: sF_Guardian on July 09, 2013, 12:06:13 am
Because the French liberate things...Tell that to the Vietnamese

Because Americans ever did liberate anything but themselves...
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Artyem on July 10, 2013, 01:40:59 am
With Bonesaw essentially dead and HoC disbanding, it appears the war may be over after Astralis takes Halmar.

WHO COULD BE NEXT!?
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Aderyn on July 10, 2013, 01:42:21 am
inb4 occitan attacks hosp

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Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on July 10, 2013, 03:30:00 am
HALMAR HAS FALLEN
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Krosis on July 10, 2013, 05:01:25 am
A little disappointed HoC didn't pay their mercs.. especially after mentioning something before the fight, oh well..
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on July 10, 2013, 06:27:23 am
A little disappointed HoC didn't pay their mercs.. especially after mentioning something before the fight, oh well..
We forgot. If the mercs with the top scores message me, I can arrange payments for the deserving.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on July 10, 2013, 06:50:50 am
So sorry, HoC mercs! Thanks for fighting for us and for reminding us about the payments, message Bernie and he'll throw you a coin purse for your support.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Built on July 10, 2013, 06:57:33 pm
Because Americans ever did liberate anything but themselves...

Liberated the frogs from the krauts...

Technically speaking due to the cold war we liberated east euro from SOVIET CAUSE!
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Smoothrich on July 10, 2013, 07:08:08 pm
Liberated the frogs from the krauts...

Technically speaking due to the cold war we liberated east euro from SOVIET CAUSE!

Is that why we let Hungary and Poland get massacred by the Soviets and occupied for 40 years while ignoring at best and betraying at worst every time they needed help to liberate themselves? And in the end, the only people responsible for any sort of freedom in Eastern Europe is the Eastern Europeans themselves. If anything, America only made shit much harder and worse for them.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Turboflex on July 10, 2013, 08:38:24 pm
nothing sadder than a self loather like smoothrich
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 10, 2013, 09:21:55 pm
Being critical of your country (as opposed to blind patriotism/jingoism) doesn't make you a self loather, it makes you the best kind of citizen there is.  One that is poised to actually improve your country, rather than make excuses for it.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 11, 2013, 12:56:19 am
Is that why we let Hungary and Poland get massacred by the Soviets and occupied for 40 years while ignoring at best and betraying at worst every time they needed help to liberate themselves? And in the end, the only people responsible for any sort of freedom in Eastern Europe is the Eastern Europeans themselves. If anything, America only made shit much harder and worse for them.

Being critical of your country (as opposed to blind patriotism/jingoism) doesn't make you a self loather, it makes you the best kind of citizen there is.  One that is poised to actually improve your country, rather than make excuses for it.

Well, I'd say that what he said was actually a historical fallacy.
And, I disagree, most people who are "critical" of their country are often part of that countries problem. Most often make voice and opinion without any form of counter argument.
Title: Re: Declaration of war Of Lco
Post by: arowaine on July 12, 2013, 06:02:45 am
war Over!