HoC's skill will surely win this war! The strong, sober leader with his great wit and the most skilled clan in cRPG will lead him to victory!We'll see carac, talk like that is why we are coming for ya'll anyways. Already got your clan in a war they didn't want/need. What else can you do for them today?
Bonesaw you might have actually made some money selling off your fiefs if you had kept your mouth shut.What part of we're done with strat don't you fellas understand?
Now you won't get anything and will have to spend more time farming DTV instead.
You are no friend of ours, Bonesaw. You betray the ancient passage rights granted us from the Velucan Empire, insult our leader and threaten our members. All over some petty nonsense.Good , I'm on my way big fella.
Send your armies this way. Ours will be waiting.
Bonesaw you might have actually made some money selling off your fiefs if you had kept your mouth shut.\
Now you won't get anything and will have to spend more time farming DTV instead.
A rumble beneath the earth gives way to a blast of light reaching forth across the sky and into the clouds above.Do what you gotta do. We are only burning up tickets and gear for xp and our withdrawl from strat. I could care less what damage we do.
Magic? In Calradia? What sorcery is this?
This is no magic my friends, the Ghost Army of KUTT has risen again, and this time, it aids its former rivals...The Ravens.
Bonesaw you might have actually made some money selling off your fiefs if you had kept your mouth shut.I think you missed the point of all this "suicide charge" and what not. LOL.
Now you won't get anything and will have to spend more time farming DTV instead.
Bonesaw, after reading your forum posts I believe you would be the perfect diplomat for the glorious United States of America. Attached below is a link to our website where you can begin filling out a quiz to test your competency (it is just a formality, don't worry!).Haha perfect! Thanks man! I will look into it!
http://careers.state.gov/officer
Best of luck,
Phantasmal_Damsel_Astralis
Head of Foreign Affairs
Bonesaw, after reading your forum posts I believe you would be the perfect diplomat for the glorious United States of America. Attached below is a link to our website where you can begin filling out a quiz to test your competency (it is just a formality, don't worry!).
http://careers.state.gov/officer
Best of luck,
Phantasmal_Damsel_Astralis
Head of Foreign Affairs
Certainly not the job for me! I tried the quiz but I answered NO on the first three questions and figured I should stop. "Would you like to protect america's interests overseas?" No.
Haha Matey! You'd be a good tsa security screener!
Certainly not the job for me! I tried the quiz but I answered NO on the first three questions and figured I should stop. "Would you like to protect america's interests overseas?" No.
Fucking canadians.Done and Done! Stand by for the post!
Also, Bonesaw i think you should add frisians to the mix - daruvian seems to be asking for it.
I think you missed the point of all this "suicide charge" and what not. LOL.
Anyways, I love the drama this community puts out... it is all that it is good for. Will look forward to the death and xp as always.
You must be retarded, HoC is one of the leading Drama Trains of this community you stupid fuck. Every single member that had an impact on HoC that leaves is immediately crucified by the brainless "Grunt's" of your faction. I'm glad to see the end of this shit storm, you're all so sad. Seriously you are, I'm so happy that this community gets to see how shitty you guys are.Kirby, do you know how you sound right now?
I'd just like to say that Kesh is Ghay, and Soturin is ghay, and both of them are ghay, and and and and How many fucking lords does HoC have anyway????? lol
Kesh is an HoC lord? Grats on the promotion Kesh! Finally, a landed noble title for you!
You must be retarded, HoC is one of the leading Drama Trains of this community you stupid fuck. Every single member that had an impact on HoC that leaves is immediately crucified by the brainless "Grunt's" of your faction. I'm glad to see the end of this shit storm, you're all so sad. Seriously you are, I'm so happy that this community gets to see how shitty you guys are.Yo you forgot your big red angsty "im a special snowflake" text.
\Also DTV sucks donkey dick.
*Farming new players into his SUPER UBER COOL FACTION THAT HE TOTES LEADS WITH HIS SKILLS LOLOLOL!!11!!1!!!1!1! In DTV, I'm serious, the only reason he goes into DTV, is to farm new players into joining his faction with shitty players.
Yo you forgot your big red angsty "im a special snowflake" text.
You seem to bring up the fact that we "crucify" members that leave, not that it matters yet you bring it up in literally every forum thread thats HoC related ; We only "crucify" mentally deficient thirteen year olds (Or is it fourteen now? Not like it matters.) Who leave the clan and instantly go start a supa kool crusader klan (TM) !111! that dies out in a month. Also your leaving "letter" was hilarious.
Also DTV sucks donkey dick.
Jesus Kesh is -1'ning, guess I gotta go find that rage video, Kesh gonna be a star again!!
Who is this little kid? I just imagine the fat kid from the old willy wonka every time I see him type. You and sexton should form a new clan LKDFIAI try very hard to be classified with or above these people and you just treat me like dirt. You have no clue how bad I feel you jackass.(click to show/hide)
A dude screws around with this strat thing for a year. Alongside VE, kicks everyone's butt. Alliances, betrayals, wars, all part of the fun. It eventually gets old for him though just like any other game. So he ditches it and moves onto other things. And all of you suckers bust your shriveled balls over it. Get a life instead of harping on some guy that played a game and despite being wasted half the time and possessing no diplomatic skill played it as well if not better than the lot of you. Chill out people.
P.S. See a doctor about those busted shriveled balls, they look nasty.
Alongside VE, kicks everyone's butts
A dude screws around with this strat thing for a year. Alongside VE, kicks everyone's butt. Alliances, betrayals, wars, all part of the fun. It eventually gets old for him though just like any other game. So he ditches it and moves onto other things. And all of you suckers bust your shriveled balls over it. Get a life instead of harping on some guy that played a game and despite being wasted half the time and possessing no diplomatic skill played it as well if not better than the lot of you. Chill out people.
P.S. See a doctor about those busted shriveled balls, they look nasty.
Don't be offended, but I minused your post based on the fact that your Renown was 40, and your Infamy 39. OCD and whatnot compelled me to make them even.
Oh and welcome to Strategus, where we check the Diplomacy section every day to get our daily fix of nerd tears and shriveled ball busting!
My "infamy" is a result of a bunch of 2h k\d heroes numbskullies disagreeing with a post I made some time ago basically saying to under the great archer nerf and fix the lolstab. Go figure.
Come now, this game is nothing but 2h hero wars, except in strat. Now you're off at 41:40 again. Might need to twerk that just a tad :twisted:
Might need to twerk that just a tad :twisted:
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and Carac Skald-Tongue
I never said that..... you're ghay too! YOUR ALL GHAY OMG -1 EVERYONE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHThis RP is better than Relit's, Kirby plays himself quite accurately. He's like a young Smoothrich and seems to be entering the Carac stage.
This RP is better than Relit's, Kirby plays himself quite accurately. He's like a young Smoothrich and seems to be entering the Carac stage.
On a more serious not why do we have to attack Raven it would be more fun to make Kirby rage quit again after beating him up in strat then again we probably could just send a trade army.
I'm relatively certain that we did that after we attacked the dude's two traders and 1k shiny army, sending them all on a European vacation. I think that was all they had.
The Ancient One, Ingleram Isenzahn, stood farthest in the back nearest the doors. He still prefers the cold of the outdoors, even now after all these years.
Someone could probably put together a 200 page+ novel about this hilarious war by now.
Here I'll start it.You are the epic troll and the epic 2-Hander.
"There once was a clan called Hoc
everyone knew they sucked cock
losing a bunch of wars
this thread has no lols
one good player hoc has not
swag
EDIT: Apparently this got me a warning. This post is obviously continuing the role-play initiated by Artyem. I demand someone reverse this injustice and do right by me.