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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: BoneSaw on July 02, 2013, 09:03:50 am

Title: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: BoneSaw on July 02, 2013, 09:03:50 am
I'm back from my 30 day exile (forum ban) for using some racist remarks to get my point across(drinker). I look forward to defending myself in the forum arena once more and can finally declare war once again. Anyways HoC will be needing to close our borders to all that are not welcome and to those without a golden ticket. Oh and to anyone that harbors "Carac the dung beetle" or "Bruttus the goat herder", I will attack them on site with zero regard for their current host faction(tapeworm style feeders).
 
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Havelle on July 02, 2013, 09:43:24 am
Carac's a pretty cool guy.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 02, 2013, 09:47:17 am
If you dare to attack Carac or the Ravens you can expect me to promptly find you and insert my bonesaw where the sun don't shine.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Turboflex on July 02, 2013, 03:28:45 pm
We would consider this blockade of us, your neighbour to be an act of war. Please clarify if this is your intent.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Keshian on July 02, 2013, 03:57:15 pm
We would consider this blockade of us, your neighbour to be an act of war. Please clarify if this is your intent.

I'm sure you just have to be polite and ask permission to cross their borders instead of threatening war.  Probably had something to do with occitan marching thousands of troops through their lands and when they were told they needed to ask permission Arrowaine basically told them to fuck off that he doesn't owe any explanation to anyone or anything. 
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I'm sure you would react the same way if occitan marched thousands of troops through your borders without asking permission - stand up for yourself as strong norsemen and close your borders to those who didn't get permission from you first, which is exactly what HOC is doing. 

Our war with occitan is neither of your guys' war, but I know we would never just march large armies across someone else's territory without requesting permission politely, I would request the same politeness of occitan, but i don't expect much.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Turboflex on July 02, 2013, 04:05:19 pm
We have an ancient passage agreement through these areas. I'm not really sure what else you are talking about Kesh, but it doesn't seem very relevant.

It seems to me King Bonesaw's post is directly aimed at us and with a hostile tone. Maybe I'm just mistaken though and misreading which is why I asked for some clarification.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Keshian on July 02, 2013, 04:07:53 pm
We have an ancient passage agreement through these areas. I'm not really sure what else you are talking about Kesh, but it doesn't seem very relevant.

It seems to me King Bonesaw's post is directly aimed at us and with a hostile tone. Maybe I'm just mistaken though and misreading which is why I asked for some clarification.

No, I'm almost 100% certain its directed toward occitan and with a hostile tone - they did just march over 6K troops through their lands and arrowaine told them to fuck off.  Odds are he didn't even think about you and other factions when he posted that considering you guys have no history of hostility and you didn't just end a 1 month peace agreement after being at war for 4 months.  Though i would recommend that  after asking their permission  to cross their border that of all the faction members you send through their lands to do your trade runs that you don't use their ex-clanmate carac.  Just saying probably wouldn't be the wisest move.  :wink:
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Turboflex on July 02, 2013, 04:11:27 pm
He did explicitly threaten to make war with us because of Carac's place as a household fighter of our clan so I would like Bonesaw to explain himself.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Adoptagoat on July 02, 2013, 04:34:56 pm
"Bruttus the goat herder"

I had no idea you held Bruttus with such kind regard, I had thought you were angry with him.  Why would you threaten to attack him if he holds such a renowned and illustrious, nay, revered title?
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Relit on July 02, 2013, 04:39:18 pm
Ravens demand a explanation. Whom we recruit is no concern of any clan but our own and threatening them is not the act of a friendly neighbor.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: BoneSaw on July 02, 2013, 05:18:14 pm
He did explicitly threaten to make war with us because of Carac's place as a household fighter of our clan so I would like Bonesaw to explain himself.
I said "if" I see Carac in our lands he will be killed instantly no matter what banner he wears. I'm not going out looking for him. It's not my fault you chose to shame yourself with such a toilet seat of a member. He is like Saxton and Kirby all rapped in one dirty diaper. Welcome to the forums Turboflex. If you would take time to read some posts earlier from carac you'd see he threatens me directly many times and is begging me to come kick your asses. Kesh is 100% correct on the matter of Occitans just assuming they can come through HoC lands to attack my allies, hence the post. I spend little if no time thinking of raven, ever. I now see that you are hostile with me and must ask you to stay out of HoC lands until this is settled. I'm ready to die and retire from strat(please god someone come kill me). Are you? If you want to test your armies on me go for it! You may kill me but will kill yourself in the process. Good day.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: BoneSaw on July 02, 2013, 05:20:28 pm
I'm sure you just have to be polite and ask permission to cross their borders instead of threatening war.  Probably had something to do with occitan marching thousands of troops through their lands and when they were told they needed to ask permission Arrowaine basically told them to fuck off that he doesn't owe any explanation to anyone or anything. 
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I'm sure you would react the same way if occitan marched thousands of troops through your borders without asking permission - stand up for yourself as strong norsemen and close your borders to those who didn't get permission from you first, which is exactly what HOC is doing. 

Our war with occitan is neither of your guys' war, but I know we would never just march large armies across someone else's territory without requesting permission politely, I would request the same politeness of occitan, but i don't expect much.
Thanks for being the only one to read between the lines. These ravens are thick headed and seem to be looking for trouble.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Saxton on July 02, 2013, 05:20:54 pm
Carac and the other nerd are in my castle.

oh snap
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: BoneSaw on July 02, 2013, 05:29:00 pm
If you dare to attack Carac or the Ravens you can expect me to promptly find you and insert my bonesaw where the sun don't shine.
I'd rather have a fist with unclean fingernails. If you want to come for me be my guest! You already sign up against us so what difference does it make to me what color uniform the enemy is wearing before they die?
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Jack1 on July 02, 2013, 05:32:18 pm
I'd rather have a fist with unclean fingernails. If you want to come for me be my guest! You already sign up against us so what difference does it make to me what color uniform the enemy is wearing before they die?

I don't remember you having any battles in the past (long time frame) to sign up against you for. Plus I don't quite remember being asked to be a merc. So.....
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: BoneSaw on July 02, 2013, 05:38:00 pm
I had no idea you held Bruttus with such kind regard, I had thought you were angry with him.  Why would you threaten to attack him if he holds such a renowned and illustrious, nay, revered title?
Sorry goat! Didn't mean to throw the mighty goat under the bus! Goats are a magical creature, full of life and happiness. Correction- Bruttus only follows the goat herds to collect the turd nuggets for fuel in his cooking fires.  He then peddles his food cart around the poor neighborhoods looking for hand outs and customers. Too bad nobody can understand him or he'd be a great business man.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: raccoonlord on July 02, 2013, 05:44:46 pm
New rank idea

HoC_BorderPatrol_xxx
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Turboflex on July 02, 2013, 05:45:28 pm
I now see that you are hostile with me and must ask you to stay out of HoC lands until this is settled.

You are not so clueless to be unaware of the well trodden caravan routes between Narra & Veluca which date back to the foundation of the Velucan Empire.

Attempting to blockade this passage would be entirely your choice, and would be considered an act of war.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Zoarander on July 02, 2013, 06:00:03 pm
I Zoarander of the Berserks respectfully ask permission to travel through your lands (Northern boarder).

SIDENOTE: WTF is with the hostilities between Raven and HoC. You both are such great friends that you should shake hands and make up or ill pull this forum thread over, and pull out my metal yard stick.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Duster on July 02, 2013, 06:06:21 pm

Attempting to blockade this passage would be entirely your choice, and would be considered an act of war.

No balls you won't
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: BoneSaw on July 02, 2013, 06:21:46 pm
I Zoarander of the Berserks respectfully ask permission to travel through your lands (Northern boarder).

SIDENOTE: WTF is with the hostilities between Raven and HoC. You both are such great friends that you should shake hands and make up or ill pull this forum thread over, and pull out my metal yard stick.
You're always clear to pass Zoarander.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Aderyn on July 02, 2013, 06:29:11 pm
I don't remember you having any battles in the past (long time frame) to sign up against you for. Plus I don't quite remember being asked to be a merc. So.....

I'm sure he meant FCCs fights
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: BoneSaw on July 02, 2013, 06:42:49 pm
He did explicitly threaten to make war with us because of Carac's place as a household fighter of our clan so I would like Bonesaw to explain himself.
If I see the dung Beetle in my lands he's dead. Easy as 1,2,3. You may continue your trade route once you PM me and settle this dispute.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Smoothrich on July 02, 2013, 06:45:06 pm
Just posting to take credit for reporting your anti Turkish or whatever remarks as "out of control racism in Diplomacy" and hopefully ensuring your 100 percent warning level

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Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: Turboflex on July 02, 2013, 06:51:21 pm
If I see the dung Beetle in my lands he's dead. Easy as 1,2,3. You may continue your trade route once you PM me and settle this dispute.

Settle what dispute? Are you attempting to blockade us or not?

The slap fight between you and Carac seems to be a personal thing so I don't really care. There's no property issues in dispute.
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: BoneSaw on July 02, 2013, 06:51:50 pm
Just posting to take credit for reporting your anti Turkish or whatever remarks as "out of control racism in Diplomacy" and hopefully ensuring your 100 percent warning level

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Ah yes, Smoothrich the "wet blanket" of the forums has spoken. *yawn
Title: Re: Return of the Racist King. HoC shuts off borders!
Post by: BoneSaw on July 02, 2013, 06:53:48 pm
Settle what dispute? Are you attempting to blockade us or not?

The slap fight between you and Carac seems to be a personal thing so I don't really care. There's no property issues in dispute.
The moment he tried to sell my 1500 man army to my enemies he became my enemy no matter where he goes. Get it yet or do I need to draw you a picture?