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Title: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 21, 2013, 10:05:32 pm

Probably don't want to watch this at work...not sure if duck penises are considered safe for work or not
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Angantyr on June 21, 2013, 10:40:55 pm
A relative of mine who used to live next to a lake has told me stories of duck gangrapes, where large groups of drakes forced themselves on a female, taking her neck in a stranglehold with their beaks as in the video, while taking turns to systematically rape her (the other drakes waiting in long lines for their turn). Among the animals where I know rape is common (pinnipeds, koalas, monkeys, apes, humans and perhaps dogs) I have never heard of anyone displaying this behaviour except for humans.
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 21, 2013, 10:46:55 pm
When I was young (probably about 7 or 8) a group of 4 male ducks were all fighting to get their dick in a female duck on our front yard.  They were all trying so hard to get on the female that they crushed her to death.  I never really thought about ducks having penises, but it makes sense in hindsight, just nothing I ever thought about. 


Mallards are some evil fuckers:

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Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Weren on June 21, 2013, 11:21:45 pm
Fascinating stuff, thanks for sharing this.   :)
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Havoco on June 21, 2013, 11:23:55 pm
Ducks, evolutions cruel joke...

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Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Jarold on June 22, 2013, 12:55:28 am
I'm scared.
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: IR_Kuoin on June 22, 2013, 01:09:06 am
So that means sF_Leonidas got the longest penis on this forum.
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Franke on June 22, 2013, 01:20:43 am
Quote from: IR_Kuoin on June 22, 2013, 01:09:06 am
So that means sF_Leonidas got the longest penis on this forum.

Still waiting for him to discover this thread...
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Prpavi on June 22, 2013, 11:13:05 am
Wicked... just wicked.
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on June 22, 2013, 11:55:55 am
well kuoin I'm a female duck irl so I m the one who gets raped but to be honest who doesn't like to get buttraped by 5 drakey fancy quacks. (and you gotta know duck penises are bigger than asian penises even though we are smaller)
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Tibe on June 22, 2013, 12:18:12 pm
This may very well be the most fucked up shit ive seen in a long time.
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Miwiw on June 22, 2013, 12:25:43 pm
Quote from: IR_Kuoin on June 22, 2013, 01:09:06 am
So that means sF_Leonidas got the longest penis on this forum.

Only if he had many rivals..
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Oberyn on June 22, 2013, 01:05:44 pm
Quote from: Angantyr on June 21, 2013, 10:40:55 pm
I have never heard of anyone displaying this behaviour except for humans.

Dolphins, primates, many mammals. And ducks of course.
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: B3RS3RK on June 22, 2013, 01:07:51 pm
Ducks are fucking badass.

It´s like they are constantly living in a postapocalyptical world of anarchy where rape is so common evolution made vaginas with dead ends.
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: djavo on June 22, 2013, 01:48:00 pm
Male ducks are also prettier, atleast to me when I'm horny
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Lars on June 22, 2013, 03:04:30 pm
What the duck ?!?!?

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Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Angantyr on June 23, 2013, 03:57:56 pm
Quote from: Oberyn on June 22, 2013, 01:05:44 pm
Dolphins, primates, many mammals. And ducks of course.
I know these animals all rape but do they organize gangrape to the extent I described? Perhaps dolphins..
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: darmaster on June 23, 2013, 07:50:27 pm
Quote from: djavo on June 22, 2013, 01:48:00 pm
Male ducks are also prettier, atleast to me when I'm horny

how many times do i have to tell you this djavo? it's HUNGRY not horny..


Quote from: Angantyr on June 23, 2013, 03:57:56 pm
I know these animals all rape but do they organize gangrape to the extent I described? Perhaps dolphins..

about dolphins..

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Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Vibe on June 23, 2013, 09:49:06 pm
Any sex in animal life is fucking rape
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Weren on July 23, 2013, 03:34:59 pm
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Angantyr on July 23, 2013, 04:18:10 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: darmaster on July 23, 2013, 09:22:48 pm
Quote from: Weren on July 23, 2013, 03:34:59 pm



the only ducktales theme i remember
Title: Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
Post by: Clockworkkiller on July 23, 2013, 10:34:22 pm
this thread needs to die in a fire


im sorry