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Title: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Latvian on June 08, 2013, 10:31:13 am
In May of 2005, the Andorran government declared war on Latvia, saying it was angered that Latvia had turned into a nasty offshore tax haven. According to the news outlet Spanishmedia, the Andorran Ministry of Defense was quoted as saying:

‘We decided to declare war on Latvia because we do not understand the culture of this country and cannot feel safe about it. By the autumn we’ll finalize the plan of war and route of intervention."

The reaction of Europe, rather unexpected by Andorra, was very cool. The European Union Parliament scheduled a session to discuss the war declaration, but that session wouldn’t happen for another 8 months.

Strangely enough, Albania expressed a desire to support Andorra, but then swiftly changed its mind.

Germany and Poland closed their airspace to Andorran fleets, though Andorra has no air fleets of its own. France and Spain, which border Andorra, ignored the entire thing. Latvian authorities had no comment.

Anonymous sources said later that the entire war declaration was a PR stunt designed to get media attention for Andorra, in order to try and boost the tourism industry. It failed.


Nobody even remembers it and most of people dont even know it :D Andora is probably bigest fail of Europe, maybe second after Albania.
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Teeth on June 08, 2013, 11:00:59 am
Is this trolling because I don't think this happened.
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Kafein on June 08, 2013, 11:08:13 am
It's true !


Reference : here (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Latvia#Military)

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Also Andorra was the longest belligerant in WW1
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Henry_Broodsonson on June 08, 2013, 11:29:08 am
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Henry_Broodsonson on June 08, 2013, 12:46:59 pm
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Christo on June 08, 2013, 01:15:51 pm
What is this I don't even
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Henry_Broodsonson on June 08, 2013, 01:21:01 pm
http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-off-topic/aliens/
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Boerenlater on June 08, 2013, 02:16:53 pm
Does Andorra even have an army?
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Miwiw on June 08, 2013, 02:28:59 pm
They got potatoes.
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Latvian on June 08, 2013, 02:30:33 pm
Quote from: Miwiw99 on June 08, 2013, 02:28:59 pm
They got potatoes.
they got OUR potatoes
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Kafein on June 08, 2013, 02:52:12 pm
Quote from: Boerenlater on June 08, 2013, 02:16:53 pm
Does Andorra even have an army?

A dozen of full-time officers and the whole able-bodied men population.
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Henry_Broodsonson on June 08, 2013, 03:07:26 pm
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: CptMike_TheBasque on July 27, 2013, 02:20:21 pm
"In the latest years Latvia has become a new super power. After acquiring such Weapons of Mass Destruction as sauerkraut (skābēti kāposti), grey peas and birch sticks (bērzu žagari) they are feared by the international community."

“Latvia: A tiny country full of weakl”
Uncyclopedia
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: pingpong on July 27, 2013, 03:05:33 pm
Is andorra even a country seriously? i could just walk in with a pistol and declare it mine, bunch of scrubs.
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Berserkadin on July 27, 2013, 03:29:48 pm
"The only way to escape a Latvian is to cut off one of your legs and throw it to him (aim for the eyes or any other vital parts). Then jump away (really) fast and hope for a quick death (unlikely).
Latvians may also use their other effective defense mechanism; throwing pasties (pīrāgi), a traditional Latvian dish filled with the innards of several animals that you don't want to know about. They have been known to have very good aim when throwing these and project them at your body with their two pasties launching tanks. When the pastie hits a living body, it crawls under the skin and eventually reaches the brain, therefore taking over. Zombified enemies are usually gathered together to form new army divisions.
Some Latvians have achieved unseen breakthrough in means of humans as a weapon. They have ascended to a new level called Super-Saiyan Latvian and with that gained unseen power, speed and ability to hold orgasm longer than any woman. Also they cannot be penetrated by bullets and shrapnel"

Latvia also got more women then men, atleast thats what I've heard. Will a Swede get alot of chicks if I come over with a truck filled with potatoes?
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Lars on July 27, 2013, 03:57:18 pm
 nuke 'em both, but spare the good looking women


Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Tibe on July 27, 2013, 07:38:00 pm
HAHAHA
Quote from: Kafein on June 08, 2013, 11:08:13 am
It's true !


Reference : here (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Latvia#Military)

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Also Andorra was the longest belligerant in WW1

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In recent years a new and deadly virus, called "draugiem.lv", has been spreading amongst Latvians. By now ~85% of the population (March 2012) are infected by it, with infection rates rising per the Latvian hour. It is known to cause diarrhea, Exploding Head Syndrome, retardation, ultimate erection and a subconscious urge for migration to the British or Irish pastures. It spreads through e-mail, bus and by mobile internet. Some conspiracy theorists are claiming that the virus was created by a group of 1337 hax0rZ to spy on people, but this is disregarded by African doctors, who were able to stop the virus from spreading in Eeesti-pois-land. These doctors claim that it is impossible to control one's sphincter from the interweb. The theorists heartily disagree. The main threat of this virus is that it affects Latvians much faster than Estonians. This is because the normal Estonian heart rate is 15-16 times slower than that of the Latvian (25/mph and one to two while sleeping).

This is bloody genius!
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Rumblood on July 27, 2013, 08:30:51 pm
Quote from: Teeth on June 08, 2013, 11:00:59 am
Is this trolling because I don't think this happened.

Is this a real country because I don't think it really is.
Title: Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on July 27, 2013, 09:15:04 pm
Who is winning?