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Title: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 05, 2013, 01:45:41 am
Go jerk it and take a breath of fresh air! Don't you realize how little you care?
      Yes that's right you fat fucks just get out of your chair!

Stop all these arguments and jeers!

Can't you see that you're all being queers?

Just go outside and take a deep breath; summer is here!

The world outside is scary and bright but theres no need for fear!

All these arguments and dares, they don't matter, for no one is playing fair!
      And when you return you will find this simple fact much more clear:

All these shitty things you are saying, no one wants to hear!

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Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 05, 2013, 01:48:07 am
I swear to chadz if you send this to spam I will be furious.
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 05, 2013, 01:50:38 am

Just go outside and take a deep breath; summer is here!

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Oh shadup! Winter is coming.
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Rebelyell on June 05, 2013, 02:07:54 am
Oh shadup! Winter is coming.
not cool anymore
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 05, 2013, 02:10:02 am
not cool anymore
Since when isn't winter cool? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Sparvico on June 05, 2013, 02:20:40 am
Since when isn't winter cool? :rolleyes:

We actually had a rather warm winter this year.
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Tanken on June 05, 2013, 02:20:56 am
I give your poem like a 2.2/10, the rhythm was off, and you were stretching for rhyming words. Please leave the classroom and go stand in the hall.
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Johammeth on June 05, 2013, 02:26:02 am
I reply with a haiku of my own.

Defend the stay-uhz
I am defending the stair
Defend the stay-uhz
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Gristle on June 05, 2013, 02:38:40 am
First version was better.

Where's the beer?
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Oberyn on June 05, 2013, 02:46:37 am
We actually had a rather warm winter this year.

Mostly because it lasted well into May. Only starting to really get a summer vibe now.
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Rumblood on June 05, 2013, 04:19:00 am
I reply with a haiku of my own.

Defend the stay-uhz
I am defending the stair
Defend the stay-uhz


I see your haiku and raise you with one of my own.

Melee gods face off
Great fight ruined by arrows
Nerf the damn archers.
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: zagibu on June 05, 2013, 08:45:12 am
I like how you managed to put all the key elements of a great poem into it:

- lost love
- death of childhood
- personal sacrifice
- a clash of worlds
- the toil of existence
- the weight of nobility
- prophecy fulfilled
- the long sleep
- the birth of hope
- betrayal of a friend
- transcendence of the self

However, you forgot the most important thing: making it actually good.
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Kafein on June 05, 2013, 10:32:36 am
Daruvian needs flower time
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Leesin on June 05, 2013, 10:42:25 am
Where do I get a refund on the time I wasted reading this thread? I demand justice.
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Kafein on June 05, 2013, 10:46:02 am
Daruvian needs flower time

I hope someone will get that, otherwise I'll be sad for 18 hours and 23 minutes
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 05, 2013, 10:47:57 am
Where do I get a refund on the time I wasted reading this thread? I demand justice.

Hahahaha! Someone joking about wasted time while browsing these forums... classic.
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Penguin on June 05, 2013, 12:13:50 pm
I see your haiku and raise you with one of my own.

Melee gods face off
Great fight ruined by arrows
Nerf the damn archers.

The pappy circles,
But his Arabian dies
Always take the shot.
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 05, 2013, 12:19:15 pm
Quote
   Horse archers are gay
   Grannpappy plays horse archer
   Grannpappy is gay
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Penguin on June 05, 2013, 12:24:34 pm
Daru falls from horse
Robed man approaching, last words
Arrows Incoming!
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 05, 2013, 12:41:11 pm
Daru falls from horse
Robed man approaching, last words
Get fucked you gay nerds
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Kafein on June 05, 2013, 12:47:21 pm
Horse archers are gay
  Grannpappy plays horse archer
  Grannpappy is gay

Haiku syllogism
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: dreadnok on June 05, 2013, 03:27:58 pm
This poem bundle of sticksry is even worse than complaining about the game. Just creepy
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Dolphin on June 05, 2013, 03:53:05 pm
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Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Nessaj on June 05, 2013, 04:00:30 pm
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Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Clockworkkiller on June 05, 2013, 09:37:31 pm
I love to jerk it and take a breath of fresh cum! Don't you realize how little mine is?
      Yes that's right ima fat fuck who just cant get out of my chair!

Stop all this hate against my old friends

Can't you see that im being queer?

Just go outside and give me a deep breath of cum

The world outside is scary and bright, that's why I'm afraid of the sun!

All these women and social lives, they don't matter, for no one is gay like me!
      And when you return you will find me much more queer:

All these shitty things i am saying, no one wants to hear!

>[i like dicks]<

Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Necrorave on June 05, 2013, 09:46:25 pm
You are all just a bunch of digusting nerds
Who prefer Strat over their future endeavors
Seems more like a bunch of terds
oozing over 1's and 0's forever
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Christo on June 05, 2013, 10:56:52 pm
Your mothers asshole, i tragedy
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Matey on June 05, 2013, 11:02:01 pm
Your mothers asshole, i tragedy

Needed the comma.
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Christo on June 05, 2013, 11:04:15 pm
Needed the comma.

Fixed.  :)
Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 06, 2013, 10:01:44 am
If you're gonna repost your poem from diplo, I'm going to repost the missing final line I added.


All these shitty things you are saying, no one wants to hear!
I tell myself this everyday; sitting in front of a mirror!

Title: Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
Post by: Tzar on June 07, 2013, 04:04:09 pm
This thread needs a bump  :lol: