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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Saxton on June 03, 2013, 09:21:12 pm

Title: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Saxton on June 03, 2013, 09:21:12 pm
Prepare your castles you nerd's because I'm going to ram you so hard you wont be able to walk for days

Any faction to disagree with my tatics gets added to the list


Factions to die:
Dracul
FCC
Raven
Semenwierdos
Hounds of Chipotle

Low priority noob factions:

Steel Axis - Added 6/3
The Goat Priests - Added 6/4
Risen apparently steel axis- Added 6/4

If you already didn't figure this out I'm going to attack all of you. Possibly at the same time. Suprise.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Zaalback on June 03, 2013, 09:42:18 pm
Add us on the list please.
Steel Axis

I don't like your "tatics"
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Taser on June 03, 2013, 09:57:03 pm
inb4 nothing happens
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 03, 2013, 10:05:53 pm
Oh man, someone's upset.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on June 03, 2013, 10:10:56 pm
Did you guys hear something?
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 03, 2013, 10:16:15 pm
Add us on the list please.
Steel Axis

I don't like your "tatics"
Yeah, stealing from someone who trusted you to take care of something in strat for your own needs is horrible, definitely not the "tatics" Risen/Bros would use, right Zaalback?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Gawin on June 03, 2013, 10:58:34 pm
you and what army? you already sold all that shit for looms
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Keshian on June 03, 2013, 11:00:36 pm
*sigh* drama queen
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Canuck on June 03, 2013, 11:11:18 pm
People really don't appreciate humour as much as they should! He's being wiped by those factions every time he gets on the NA map anyway, might as well take the time to laugh about it.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Haboe on June 03, 2013, 11:12:18 pm
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Your pic... Is creepy... I don't really know who you are, but i don't like you posting...

Begone!
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Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Saxton on June 03, 2013, 11:34:30 pm
People really don't appreciate humour as much as they should! He's being wiped by those factions every time he gets on the NA map anyway, might as well take the time to laugh about it.

I'm glad someone finally found the point of this post, Seriously guys don't take strat THIS seriously!

But in all seriousness I will attack all of the listed factions.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 03, 2013, 11:43:34 pm
I eagerly await your advancements.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: DUKE DICKBUTT on June 03, 2013, 11:44:24 pm
I'm glad someone finally found the point of this post, Seriously guys don't take strat THIS seriously!

But in all seriousness I will attack all of the listed factions.

Do know about the 1/3 rule?
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Jack1 on June 04, 2013, 12:04:29 am
Do know about the 1/3 rule?

Gottem. He's probably not going to have more than 200 naked men chasing him at a time.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Sparvico on June 04, 2013, 12:14:44 am
Gottem. He's probably not going to have more than 200 naked men chasing him at a time.

No jack, that's your fantasy. Silly goose.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Zaalback on June 04, 2013, 12:31:36 am
Yeah, stealing from someone who trusted you to take care of something in strat for your own needs is horrible, definitely not the "tatics" Risen/Bros would use, right Zaalback?  :rolleyes:

You don't seem brained enough to understand the relevant nature of my message it seems. Anyway instead of making a drama of what we did in the past , keep quiet and watch your "tatics" in order to maintain your recent and poor acquisition .  :rolleyes:
What I see now , is my faction with barely 30k troops currently expanding its lands and ranks plus, you trying to give me some moral lessons, while your realm is based on a little village that you hardly stole with grey order's help.

Keep in mind that strategus is a game where all the hits are allowed to make your entity glorious . We did our choices and without being that much pretentious or something , we really think that our "tatics" have worked out, we'll deal with the past and watch out for the future . Moreover we stole nothing, we packed our things, gathered those and made a castle exchange in order to be ready for our strike with our allies . Anyway, good luck on the battlefield, you're the next after Kapikulus.

END OF THIS DRAMA
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 04, 2013, 01:43:12 am
You don't seem brained enough to understand the relevant nature of my message it seems. Anyway instead of making a drama of what we did in the past , keep quiet and watch your "tatics" in order to maintain your recent and poor acquisition .  :rolleyes:
What I see now , is my faction with barely 30k troops currently expanding its lands and ranks plus, you trying to give me some moral lessons, while your realm is based on a little village that you hardly stole with grey order's help.

Keep in mind that strategus is a game where all the hits are allowed to make your entity glorious . We did our choices and without being that much pretentious or something , we really think that our "tatics" have worked out, we'll deal with the past and watch out for the future . Moreover we stole nothing, we packed our things, gathered those and made a castle exchange in order to be ready for our strike with our allies . Anyway, good luck on the battlefield, you're the next after Kapikulus.

END OF THIS DRAMA
They've worked out, just like Saxtons tactics worked out, and both of your tactics have basically been fucking over your allies or clanmates and stealing (Kinngrimm had borrowed his troops to you for help protecting your castle, and CFA gave you a village when your retardation got you wiped down near Veluca) from them, you've both pretty much done the same thing, so how about you don't shittalk Saxtons tactics when yours are 100% the same thing?

Also: Nice bragging about being able to field a bigger army than me when you're a merge of two factions that alone are bigger than WPB, and in regards to your land, you either got that by voting or being given it by folk you betrayed, heck, everything Risen has had this strat it has in the end been given, and it later on betrayed those who gave it to them, remember Halmar? It was Ghuraba who talked to coalition and got you moved instead of wiped, you followed up by backstabbing them, taking their fiefs, and then getting wiped by them and Imperiale. You sure didn't think twice about kicking Maximus from Risen for one strategical error when in the end all those losses were your fault, and when everything you had in the end came from what he did. WPB started with nothing, and we've never been given land, all you've ever done is backstabbed and cried when you got wiped.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 04, 2013, 02:06:02 am
^ I don't know the story here, but it sounds like you've forgotten why people are upset with Saxton.


It's not because he left FCC, it's because he sold their fief (and pretty much a nice sized army with like 1m gold) for some shitty cRPG looms.  There's a difference between creating interest and drama in Strategus for the glory of your own clan and just outright being a douchepickle.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 04, 2013, 02:19:30 am
^ I don't know the story here, but it sounds like you've forgotten why people are upset with Saxton.


It's not because he left FCC, it's because he sold their fief (and pretty much a nice sized army with like 1m gold) for some shitty cRPG looms.  There's a difference between creating interest and drama in Strategus for the glory of your own clan and just outright being a douchepickle.
Would it really have been any fucking better if he'd have left FCC and then used the army and the village.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 04, 2013, 02:26:55 am
Well, I didn't say either one was good, but I personally think that it would've been less of an FU to FCC.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Relit on June 04, 2013, 03:58:02 am
Maybe he could have backed out of a war that included his alliance.

You talk alotta shit on the forums, Artyem, but when we went to war with FCC, you said "nope, not gonna do my part for Fimbulvetr," and rage quit. Then you go and try to demonize this random guy who was mean to FCC. You ain't a beacon of good strat form, yourself.

Do his part for Fimbulvetr? He and his guys did more to help us Ravens, than you and the Frisians ever did. So before you decide to talk shit, get your facts straight.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: BaleOhay on June 04, 2013, 03:59:20 am
arty did not want to attack us because we have been great to him.

Can not fault the guy for that. From what i understand he could have stood up and said we are not going to war with FCC and that would have killed it since fumble requires a 100% consensus. Instead he abstained so they were at least able to have the war they wanted.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Gmnotutoo on June 04, 2013, 04:22:10 am
To be honest I didn't even know this guy existed until he sabotaged the FCC.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 04, 2013, 05:03:58 am
Why did this just turn around and be about me?  I was just stating an opinion, no need to get your panties in a twist, Havelle.  I mean, I'm just an irrelevant dead faction, right?

Basically, Bale said it, I didn't have the actives or the time to go to war with FCC myself, and I really didn't feel like going to war with the only other faction on the map that can tolerate me.  I could have said no and cancelled the entire plot, but instead I decided to say fuck it and let you guys do your shit.

Fuck, the only reason we even joined Funbutler was because everyone in Dracul liked (and still likes) both Ravens and Frisia.  I'm not capable of speaking for Relit, but I really don't have anything against either side and would gladly play cRPG or some other gay game with any of you any day.

Sorry if I hurt your feelings, Havelle, but being a jackass on the forums is what I do best.

<3

EDIT:

And to think this all started because I stated my opinion on the actions of an EU clan that I didn't even know still existed.  Fuck me, right?

EDIT:

I should include that most of 'my' strat decisions aren't even mine, I just consult all five people in my clan that actually show some form of interest in cRPG and Strategus, and they tell me what they think.  Yahtzee Party was a unanimous decision, sprung from the glorious Cheetah that births a number of our ingenious statements.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 04, 2013, 05:09:09 am
And to think this all started because I stated my opinion on the actions of an EU clan that I didn't even know still existed.  Fuck me, right?

Time and place. Though preferably in my rather large and expansive castle....
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 04, 2013, 05:11:54 am
Do his part for Fimbulvetr? He and his guys did more to help us Ravens, than you and the Frisians ever did. So before you decide to talk shit, get your facts straight.

Calm down old man.

All we're saying is that Artyem officially made the decision that his clan was going to join the vast parade of factions that do next-to-nothing on Strategus except for take up space rather than fight along with Fimbulvetr versus a faction he was somewhat friendly with.

I'd like to think that Frisia has done its part where possible throughout conflicts. You have given us troops to defend castles (Rindyar), we have given you troops to defend castles (Malayurg). We have sent armies to attack Hospitaller, you have sent armies to attack Hospitaller. We have sent armies to attack FCC, you have sent armies to attack FCC.

To Anders: Frisia is declaring a temporary cease fire with FCC and sending 7,500 troops to take your castle. Are you prepared? This could be avoided if you agree to sell me your next troops.

I want my final, ultimate point here to be that no one should be upset about what Artyem posts or says under any conditions ever because he does not warrant a Strategus presence because he doesn't do anything, so his opinions should have no merit until he will devote as much time to playing the game as he does to posting on the forums. I don't think that's mean, I just think it's fair. Also, we're coming to take all of your exotic bear skins.

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EDIT: Why are we all posting in this shitpost thread?

SECOND EDIT: Where the fuck did witchcrafts RP post go thats the only good thing on the forums right now and i cant find it
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Relit on June 04, 2013, 05:39:06 am
Calm down old man.

All we're saying is that Artyem officially made the decision that his clan was going to join the vast parade of factions that do next-to-nothing on Strategus except for take up space rather than fight along with Fimbulvetr versus a faction he was somewhat friendly with.

I'd like to think that Frisia has done its part where possible throughout conflicts. You have given us troops to defend castles (Rindyar), we have given you troops to defend castles (Malayurg). We have sent armies to attack Hospitaller, you have sent armies to attack Hospitaller. We have sent armies to attack FCC, you have sent armies to attack FCC.

To Anders: Frisia is declaring a temporary cease fire with FCC and sending 7,500 troops to take your castle. Are you prepared? This could be avoided if you agree to sell me your next troops.

I want my final, ultimate point here to be that no one should be upset about what Artyem posts or says under any conditions ever because he does not warrant a Strategus presence because he doesn't do anything, so his opinions should have no merit until he will devote as much time to playing the game as he does to posting on the forums. I don't think that's mean, I just think it's fair. Also, we're coming to take all of your exotic bear skins.

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EDIT: Why are we all posting in this shitpost thread?

SECOND EDIT: Where the fuck did witchcrafts RP post go thats the only good thing on the forums right now and i cant find it

The sad part is that you actually believe he and his guys do not do anything in strat. They have been helping us since before there even was a Fimbulvetr and still help us whenever we ask for it.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 04, 2013, 05:46:41 am
I am speaking in the present tense, Relit. Please do not misinterpret that. There is a difference between has not and is not. I am saying I have not seen Dracul do anything worth batting an eye in weeks, perhaps more accurately I should say months.

I'm not hostile about this, merely being dreadfully blunt and honest.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: BaleOhay on June 04, 2013, 05:57:36 am
arty turn orange all the cool kids are doing it.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 04, 2013, 06:08:07 am
I want my final, ultimate point here to be that no one should be upset about what Artyem posts or says under any conditions ever because he does not warrant a Strategus presence because he doesn't do anything, so his opinions should have no merit until he will devote as much time to playing the game as he does to posting on the forums. I don't think that's mean, I just think it's fair. Also, we're coming to take all of your exotic bear skins.

I am trying to make you not like me so much that you become furious enough to do something on Strategus like attack us.


You know what, go right on ahead and take those fucking bear skins, I have enough of them as is.

Sorry, can't happen bro, I'm for too interested in future events to just waste my troops like that.

P.S.

You and Larry should bone some time.

P.S.S.  I don't know what you want me to do with all 3 strat members I've got on hand right now, but I'm trying to farm up some gold so that maybe I can actually do something in the future.  I do, however, applaud your efforts of belittling me, however I feel no urge or hurry to join you in the vast parade of factions that launch repeat attacks that end up in smashing their dick up against a stone wall for a few weeks until they've depleted all of their resources.

Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 04, 2013, 06:13:36 am
Let's just join FCC dude. Fuck it.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 04, 2013, 06:15:39 am
First upvote I've gotten from Kesh in weeks.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Larry on June 04, 2013, 06:15:59 am
I am speaking in the present tense, Relit. Please do not misinterpret that. There is a difference between has not and is not. I am saying I have not seen Dracul do anything worth batting an eye in weeks, perhaps more accurately I should say months.

I'm not hostile about this, merely being dreadfully blunt and honest.

Hey there chubby bunny, we should ride the shiny meat bicycle down to butt fuck avenue in the right fist in lane sometime.

In case you don't understand, I'm saying we should hotdog each others' meat buns with our summer sausages.

We should go south of the border at a hundred miles an hour with our tongues in each others' meat circles.

We should make a spaghetti and meatball panorama in the photobooth at walmart in our jeggings. And then we can suck each other's dicks.

If you refuse my offer, than I have no choice other than to knuckledust you with a pigeon while paying nigerians in pink tutu's to beat you to death with cucumber nunchucks.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 04, 2013, 06:29:23 am
P.S.S.  I don't know what you want me to do with all 3 strat members I've got on hand right now, but I'm trying to farm up some gold so that maybe I can actually do something in the future.  I do, however, applaud your efforts of belittling me, however I feel no urge or hurry to join you in the vast parade of factions that launch repeat attacks that end up in smashing their dick up against a stone wall for a few weeks until they've depleted all of their resources.

I consider it less to be belittling and more to be inspiring you to be more engaged. Maybe it's both. Maybe I'm belittling you for the sake of getting you to do things, so it's like proactive belittling. Either way, it's not just for the sake of belittling you.

You've gotta' confess that I say much harsher things to many different people for much worse reasons much more commonly. I actually have a good reason and am being fairly nice about talking to you.

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Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 04, 2013, 06:33:55 am
I consider it less to be belittling and more to be inspiring you to be more engaged. Maybe it's both. Maybe I'm belittling you for the sake of getting you to do things, so it's like proactive belittling. Either way, it's not just for the sake of belittling you.

You've gotta' confess that I say much harsher things to many different people for much worse reasons much more commonly. I actually have a good reason and am being fairly nice about talking to you.

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Nah, you're right, I understand.

Can we go back to talking about how we're all about to be crushed by Saxton's doom army?
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: dynamike on June 04, 2013, 06:50:26 am
SECOND EDIT: Where the fuck did witchcrafts RP post go thats the only good thing on the forums right now and i cant find it

http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/a-warrior's-path-crpg-cyoa/
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Taser on June 04, 2013, 06:51:21 am
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Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Zaalback on June 04, 2013, 07:38:35 am
They've worked out, just like  (Kinngrimm had borrowed his troops to you for help protecting your castle, and CFA gave you a village when your retardation got you wiped down near Veluca)


1) Kinngrimm borrowed us 4000 tickets to defend the castle as we've let 4000 tickets to cotgs to defend hrus castle , you dummy, you still not getting a sh*t from that story.
2) It wasn't my or Sivlan's "retardation", as I wasn't in charge of strategus at the time. Maximus not being able to fill a roster for Ergellon was the main reason of this old decade, even if he helped us to have our first place on strat . Moreover when I was in haen I gave 2000 shiny tickets to jelbegi, as I was a small CFA member I had to pay this tribute to exist there, it was worthing it , at the beginning... but as I wasn't from the kind of guys who supports the fact of being dependent of something, I decided to make the things in a different way. We took our share , now it's gonna be hard to take it away from us.
3 )We've won our independence war in an outstanding way , if we would have been that retarded then, we would not have been able to command anything well, and wolves weren't the easiest opponents for sure. In my opinion, one of the most important thing in strategus is the way you command your mercs for a battle , and yet at this we ain't doing  bad at all, I think.
4) Instead of spamming this topic, with your complains and other sh*ts. Get the balls to come on TS with a microphone this time, and then we'll debate about it, in a civilized way hopefully .

PS: Our war gave some energy to strategus, after, no way to complain about it.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: GRANDMOM on June 04, 2013, 08:19:58 am

1) Kinngrimm borrowed us 4000 tickets to defend the castle as we've let 4000 tickets to cotgs to defend hrus castle , you dummy, you still not getting a sh*t from that story.
2) It wasn't my or Sivlan's "retardation", as I wasn't in charge of strategus at the time. Maximus not being able to fill a roster for Ergellon was the main reason of this old decade, even if he helped us to have our first place on strat . Moreover when I was in haen I gave 2000 shiny tickets to jelbegi, as I was a small CFA member I had to pay this tribute to exist there, it was worthing it , at the beginning... but as I wasn't from the kind of guys who supports the fact of being dependent of something, I decided to make the things in a different way. We took our share , now it's gonna be hard to take it away from us.
3 )We've won our independence war in an outstanding way , if we would have been that retarded then, we would not have been able to command anything well, and wolves weren't the easiest opponents for sure. In my opinion, one of the most important thing in strategus is the way you command your mercs for a battle , and yet at this we ain't doing  bad at all, I think.
4) Instead of spamming this topic, with your complains and other sh*ts. Get the balls to come on TS with a microphone this time, and then we'll debate about it, in a civilized way hopefully .

PS: Our war gave some energy to strategus, after, no way to complain about it.

Zaalback, to be honest - during your "independence war" u hardly stuck your ass outside Yruma castle, not even to take a shit, so to say that u won it in an "outstanding way" would be to go a tiny bit far wouldnt u say? And since we had to defend ourselfs against one of the biggest strat clans - mercs - we really couldnt even attack you. Without the mercs, well, u would have been like a minor scratch in the ass to us.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Zaalback on June 04, 2013, 09:57:48 am
Zaalback, to be honest - during your "independence war" u hardly stuck your ass outside Yruma castle, not even to take a shit, so to say that u won it in an "outstanding way" would be to go a tiny bit far wouldnt u say? And since we had to defend ourselfs against one of the biggest strat clans - mercs - we really couldnt even attack you. Without the mercs, well, u would have been like a minor scratch in the ass to us.  :mrgreen:

For me it was pretty "excellent" , we maintained our positions and killed 2 times much troops than we've lost.
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About camping on yruma , I don't think than we were the worsts, we caught any occasions to make a fight , when it wasn't that risky . ^^ We mainly focused on kapikulus and cotgs at the end of the war, sieging your cities was not my personal priority, as you were well defending those, with huge stacks of troops. Attacking those would have been a pure waste of tickets .
Oh and yea, I don't think that you would have been able to wipe 20k shiny army at the time x) , even without the mercs' confrontation . We calculated and tried to prepare ourselves for any exclusive possibilities in this war, like having you as our only enemy :] . "A minor scratch in the ass for us" is a bit exaggerated :p
Anyway the word "outstanding" might not fit the way we ended the war, you are right. But still that war was all of a success for us, as we didn't lost that much and we've learnt a lot from it.
The way you wiped blackfists was "outstanding" without Any doubts .


Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on June 04, 2013, 10:07:34 am
Calm down old man.

All we're saying is that Artyem officially made the decision that his clan was going to join the vast parade of factions that do next-to-nothing on Strategus except for take up space rather than fight along with Fimbulvetr versus a faction he was somewhat friendly with.


To be fair, it was never an officially made decision. More so the fact that the few members we had, myself included, got caught up in this crazy concept of life outside of this game. You know, shitty school, job, family. Broken computers in one case. As much as we'd all love to fart around on strat and c-rpg all day (no sarcasm intended, I would thoroughly enjoy that) we had other things that were more important to attend to outside of this game. And thus Arty was left on his own, and as I'm sure you know, one man can't do too much in Strat without at least a few active members.

TLDR; Not his decision. He got unlucky enough to have clannies with real lives that needed attending to.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 04, 2013, 10:14:25 am
Nonsense! If he can't eat, sleep, breathe, and fuck cRPG every moment of every day then he is a plebeian and he does not belong here. That is the code of cRPG. chadz himself stated it, see:

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If you cannot eat, sleep, breathe, and fuck cRPG every moment of every day then you are a plebeian and you must quit playing. - chadz
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on June 04, 2013, 10:23:32 am
Why do you think many of us quit while we had these things happening? DUH!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Sparvico on June 04, 2013, 01:14:52 pm
I respect you Daruvian (oh wait, no I don't :lol:), but i'm going to have to go with my Brother with the Masterwork Long Arming Sword, because, seriously, there are like 4 of us (as far as i know) that actually use them.

And, also, Saxton let me know what passage into NA your going to use this time. I... uh... want to wipe attack ruin you further offer my assistance. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Smoothrich on June 04, 2013, 03:26:35 pm
To be fair, it was never an officially made decision. More so the fact that the few members we had, myself included, got caught up in this crazy concept of life outside of this game. You know, shitty school, job, family. Broken computers in one case. As much as we'd all love to fart around on strat and c-rpg all day (no sarcasm intended, I would thoroughly enjoy that) we had other things that were more important to attend to outside of this game. And thus Arty was left on his own, and as I'm sure you know, one man can't do too much in Strat without at least a few active members.

TLDR; Not his decision. He got unlucky enough to have clannies with real lives that needed attending to.

Then why does Artyem post so much as if he is actually a power player in the Game of Spergs? Dude is delusional lol
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on June 04, 2013, 05:32:44 pm
Then why does Artyem post so much as if he is actually a power player in the Game of Spergs? Dude is delusional lol

If you're asking why he posts his opinion or provides thought for discussion in Strategus when he couldn't very well participate in it, I'd guess it'd due to the fact that he's the leader of a clan that was involved in Strat and was in an alliance that was doing "things and stuff". I'm sure he wanted to participate just as much as the larger clans, he just couldn't due to me and most other members taking a prolonged leave due to RL. But even with that being the case, he was still the leader of the clan, and still in Fimbulvetr. He wasn't going to just disappear, and he still did manage to contribute, just in smaller ways, as is to be expected when you are the only one doing anything in your clan on Strat.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 04, 2013, 05:52:53 pm
I respect you Daruvian (oh wait, no I don't :lol:), but i'm going to have to go with my Brother with the Masterwork Long Arming Sword, because, seriously, there are like 4 of us (as far as i know) that actually use them.

And, also, Saxton let me know what passage into NA your going to use this time. I... uh... want to wipe attack ruin you further offer my assistance. Yeah, that's the ticket.

My 1 extra cut damage is worth 2200 gold (oh wait, no it's not...if I knew what I did now, 2 years ago, I would have bought the LAS over the KAS...but no regrets, you only livvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Saxton on June 04, 2013, 08:58:45 pm
Adding Risen and The Goat Priests to my list, you guys understand that this is a NA war deceleration?

Also, Artyem, sounds like you shouldn't be posting here because many people dislike you. Not sure why, but just a heads up
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Tanken on June 04, 2013, 09:15:09 pm
Saxton! Add the Ghost Army of KUTT to your list. If you manage to revive us and defeat us, I hear there is a reward for doing so.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on June 04, 2013, 10:54:05 pm

Also, Artyem, sounds like you shouldn't be posting here because many people dislike you. Not sure why, but just a heads up

If the amount of people that dislike you is the deciding factor in where you post and don't post in these forums, then I think you may want to just avoid the forums altogether. And I'd say the same about not knowing why many people dislike you, but I'd be lying. Anyone who has visited the Diplomacy section knows exactly why you suddenly aren't very liked.  :cry:
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 05, 2013, 12:08:46 am
Then why does Artyem post so much as if he is actually a power player in the Game of Spergs? Dude is delusional lol

Because I've let this shit game's shit forums absorb my interest far more than it should have, and posting is pretty fun, regardless of how much power I hold in game.  As I'm sure most people are aware of, my forum personality is truly just myself breaking the boundaries of the internet with the glorious hammer of liberty to do nothing more than spark a debate.  For I am truly, a master debater (heh).

You should be familiar with all of this yourself, after you went berserk with supr srs internet conspiracies, eventually getting your admin revoked.  Perhaps you were just trolling, or maybe you yourself are delusional.

Also, Artyem, sounds like you shouldn't be posting here because many people dislike you. Not sure why, but just a heads up

Damn, I just got called black by the pot.


P.S. writing is fun!
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Zaalback on June 05, 2013, 12:16:05 am
Adding Risen and The Goat Priests to my list, you guys understand that this is a NA war deceleration?


Risen = Steel Axis
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 05, 2013, 12:18:26 am
Ok well gtfo of this NA drama thread, you guys have like 20+ of your own.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 05, 2013, 12:20:08 am
Ok well gtfo of this NA drama thread, you guys have like 20+ of your own.

They made 80 when they pulled a saxton on Cold Front Alliance and betrayed their whole alliance much like MB is doing ATM.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Jarold on June 05, 2013, 02:39:45 am
They made 80 when they pulled a saxton on Cold Front Alliance and betrayed their whole alliance much like MB is doing ATM.

What, when did this, I don't even!?! I need to pay more attention I guess.... :oops:
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 05, 2013, 03:10:17 am
What, when did this, I don't even!?! I need to pay more attention I guess.... :oops:

Two battles for Ergelleon Castle is what I'm refrencing.
How do you not know what your faction does?!
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 05, 2013, 04:12:06 am
Nor do I.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 05, 2013, 04:20:03 am
I hereby endorse Daruvians lack of dislike towards Artyem.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 05, 2013, 06:02:23 am
I just want to put it out there that I don't actually dislike Artyem.

Stoooooppp!  You're just giving Kaoklai more reasons to - somebody!
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Gristle on June 05, 2013, 06:11:04 am
I only know Kaoklai through his down votes. He does not seem to agree with me on many things.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 05, 2013, 06:31:54 am
Kaoklai is trying to defeat me and tears and claim the title of greatest votemy old friend.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Necrorave on June 05, 2013, 04:52:32 pm
Shut up, Artyem.

Yea Artyem.  You and the rest of your Butt-cul members
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Saxton on June 06, 2013, 04:09:51 am
Phase 1 of my plan is complete.

Good job Shotgoon for doing exactly what I wanted, but FCC gave me a nice twist attacking with an ENTIRE 2.1k man army!
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 06, 2013, 05:58:11 am
It must be really hard to attack those NA factions from EU...
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on June 06, 2013, 05:18:29 pm
Well I can already see where this is going. I'm pretty sure he could get banned from Strat and he would tell us it's some such phase of such some plan that totally exists. Seriously bro. It does. I promise.

EDIT: Although it would be rather cool if you could manage to grind up enough troops for an actual battle, I would love some Strat XP as I just retired, and there doesn't seem to be shit for battles in NA lately.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Saxton on June 06, 2013, 08:54:13 pm
Well I can already see where this is going. I'm pretty sure he could get banned from Strat and he would tell us it's some such phase of such some plan that totally exists. Seriously bro. It does. I promise.

EDIT: Although it would be rather cool if you could manage to grind up enough troops for an actual battle, I would love some Strat XP as I just retired, and there doesn't seem to be shit for battles in NA lately.

Well this is possibly one of the dumbest posts I have ever seen in cRPG history. You are asking me, Saxton, A clanless-kamakazi that gets sent to EU once a week, to grind strat troops for you to enjoy the XP from. Why don't you ask, oh, i dont know,

http://forum.meleegaming.com/faction-halls/clan-listing-thread-crpg-edition/

Everyone there...
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 06, 2013, 08:58:25 pm
Where do you keep getting attacked at?  Maybe you should try another route...

I'd suggest trying to steal some EU goods and then hijack another clans S&D and sell them there for a decent profit (don't gotta be crazy) and then you can start buying equipment for troops. 

What's the worst that can happen, you get another vacation to EU?   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Malaclypse on June 06, 2013, 08:59:21 pm
Although it would be rather cool if you could manage to grind up enough troops for an actual battle, I would love some Strat XP as I just retired, and there doesn't seem to be shit for battles in NA lately.

All these assholes are just attacking him repeatedly even though his troop cap is set at 1 and he presumably has no crates or anything to be gained out of a fight, not even a good time. Even if it wasn't set I doubt he could get more than 100 men before someone attacked him. But oh, I attack the dude when he has 169 tickets and like 2'000 crates riding right out in the open in what was arguably within our turf and I'm a bad guy!
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Saxton on June 06, 2013, 09:06:28 pm
All these assholes are just attacking him repeatedly even though his troop cap is set at 1 and he presumably has no crates or anything to be gained out of a fight, not even a good time. Even if it wasn't set I doubt he could get more than 100 men before someone attacked him. But oh, I attack the dude when he has 169 tickets and like 2'000 crates riding right out in the open in what was arguably within our turf and I'm a bad guy!

Agreed. It's now understood that FCC, Raven and Hounds of Chipotle attacked me to look cool and tough.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Malaclypse on June 06, 2013, 09:09:18 pm
I guess I'm just a goddamned hipster, attacking you before it was kewl.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: HarryCrumb on June 06, 2013, 10:24:09 pm
We let Raven_Mangler do disgusting things to the horse I captured after decimating your pansy brigade.

HarryCrumb: 1, Saxton: 0
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 07, 2013, 12:20:51 am
I wish I could make the cool kids list, but you were still in SemenStorm with many crates when we attacked you, so it was valid  :mad:
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Delson on June 10, 2013, 06:07:47 pm
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Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 11, 2013, 07:42:07 am
Today Saxton challenged us with the promise that he will bring 5200 troops to take our village.  I dare say he is a liar, and only wishes to scrounge up more drama for his diluted mind.

If he truly has the might and the means, let him come bring his wrath upon our lands.  Should he be victorious, then I can only say that I am impressed, and that he's doing a great job.  Should he fail, I can only say gf nerd.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on June 11, 2013, 06:48:24 pm
Well this is possibly one of the dumbest posts I have ever seen in cRPG history. You are asking me, Saxton, A clanless-kamakazi that gets sent to EU once a week, to grind strat troops for you to enjoy the XP from.

Today Saxton challenged us with the promise that he will bring 5200 troops to take our village.

How peculiar.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Necrorave on June 11, 2013, 06:59:39 pm
How peculiar.

Indeed...Applesauce can't talk...
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: dreadnok on June 13, 2013, 01:12:35 am
 Saxton you little creepy nerd
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Artyem on June 13, 2013, 01:30:15 am
Afterwards he said he was going to have fun taking all of those HoC fiefs...

Saxton | t9981: you just wish you had my connections
Artyem: yeah I'd kill for a +3 xbow
Saxton | t9981: considering i sold that the second i got it
Saxton | t9981: yeh
Artyem: that must've been some real money
Saxton | t9981: 500k
Saxton | t9981: thats how much i care about strat
Artyem: lol you sure do seem to care
Saxton | t9981: 5200 free shiny troops i can throw around
Saxton | t9981: fun fun fun
Artyem: since you're sperging out at people who've attacked you and all
Saxton | t9981: yeh
Saxton | t9981: im going to take so many HoC fiefs

He's either very very stupid or a really bad troll.

or both.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: Necrorave on June 13, 2013, 01:36:16 am
New leak:

Cheesus Crust: Apparently this Saxton guy is a big deal.
Cheesus Crust: Who?
Cheesus Crust: I wish I had friends.
Cheesus Crust: Me too.
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: stickher on June 13, 2013, 02:13:47 am
Prepare your castles you nerd's because I'm going to ram you so hard you wont be able to walk for days

Any faction to disagree with my tatics gets added to the list


Factions to die:
Dracul
FCC
Raven
Semenwierdos
Hounds of Chipotle

Low priority noob factions:

Steel Axis - Added 6/3
The Goat Priests - Added 6/4
Risen apparently steel axis- Added 6/4

If you already didn't figure this out I'm going to attack all of you. Possibly at the same time. Suprise.
grats u got attention on the internet, now go show mommy
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 13, 2013, 02:14:51 am
That was just mean to say, why would you say that?
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: stickher on June 13, 2013, 02:21:39 am
That was just mean to say, why would you say that?

hes 12 years old, and im not nice on the forums =P
Title: Re: Saxtons' Field Trips declares war on FCC, Raven, Dracul, Ss, Hounds of Chipotle
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on June 13, 2013, 05:51:32 pm
That was just mean to say, why would you say that?

Not sure why but this legitimately made me laugh. +1