Hey bro, I'm really done insulting you in anything other than pure namesake so you can calm down on the defensiveness.
As for the "LOL ezst class in the game plated armor on cav!!!", first of all I have used plated armor ONCE for about 5 lives in ONE of those battles so please shush. Beyond that, you know that I kick your mercs ass on foot just as easily as on horseback. Hell, they could tell you that. That battle with the 91 kills I would say most of those kills were on foot with a warhammer using 21-15 build. I will start listening to you about how much better other people are than me when your mercenaries start routinely out-doing me by anything more than a few kills. Hell, looking at those battles, between all of them there are what... two examples of anyone of your 50 players in heavy yawshawns with FCC weapons outdoing my kills? Boy, I sure must suck, two of your 50 players have outdone me on one occasion out of 5! And I had to deal with double respawn timers from a game crash in two of those battles! Besides, if we're going to talk about easy classes you crutch even more strength than I do lol! Very hard to sit back and whine that a polearm needs to support you while you shoot people in plate for half their health from complete safety.
As for the battle that we lost because of poor timing during the day, I didn't lead that battle, Sandersson did.
Second to last thing here, I actually like most of your faction members, and if you don't know that then you're a wazzock. Calling you names is no different than Zero Party or Assitan. I don't even particularly dislike you; I just dislike a lot of the things you do (namely trying to make the game not fun for most of the enemies you have had, always making serious and negative posts on the forums, et cetera). Sure, it's ironic that I say that last part while making this serious and potentially negative post, but somehow my ratio of renown to infamy is much better than yours and I feel that speaks to the fact that people interpret our posts differently because they are inherently different.
You see, it's not true that we really "obsess" over you... if you get to the heart of it, it's really just the fact that you are like a pillar of the community that is easy to serve as a community reference point, an extreme end of a spectrum, a great caricature of what extreme commitment to a game looks like when it turns out wrong. You are easy to make fun of. Do you know how often we talk about you in Teamspeak? How often we furiously type about you in Steam and on our phones?
We don't.
The extent of of our obsession and communication about you often goes as far as "oh Kesh... wait, I'm obligated to say he's a my old friend". Truth is you're pretty much an alright person and I'm tired of riding on the "Kesh is a my old friend" train, because it has gotten old. Just another fad.
By the way I have been the gay_lover_of_Sandersson for about a week now, get with the times please.
Please don't TL;DR me you shitlord, or I will be severely saddened that I wasted 4 minutes writing this tripe.
Before we start making any comments about "OH DARUVIAN IS SAYING I AM COMMITED TO THIS GAME!?! LOL WELL LOOK AT HIM!", let us first just please look at who has eight times as many posts on these forums, literally thousands more that are more serious, inflammatory, and humorless than mine.