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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: BoneSaw on May 22, 2013, 04:32:22 pm

Title: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: BoneSaw on May 22, 2013, 04:32:22 pm
I've ordered the capture of New Ehlerdah village for payment owed to me for bleeding in Emperor Roberts wars. 25,000 of my men lay rotting in the sands so a village will be a good Velucan gesture to all the orphans of HoC. I know Robert will smash his fist on the table in fury but the god emperor I served and still respect would understand that the "Iron Price" we paid for him has its own price! I do not wish armed conflict so step aside and let nature take its course or draw your sword sir and cut me down! I drink to you and your warriors health. Long live Emperor Robert!
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 22, 2013, 05:10:36 pm
I like this.

Most of the time in strategus it's a story of "we're big and you're small so we're going to take your things deal w/ it" or "We're both pretty big, you attacked my trader, it's time for us to engage in fisticuffs"

Haven't seen a nice ultimatum or whatever you'd call this. Good form.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on May 22, 2013, 08:21:57 pm
I agree with Sanderson. There is much honor in this drama.

Nerf HoC.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: Haboe on May 22, 2013, 11:04:11 pm
I've ordered the capture of New Ehlerdah village for payment owed to me for bleeding in Emperor Roberts wars. 25,000 of my men lay rotting in the sands so a village will be a good Velucan gesture to all the orphans of HoC. I know Robert will smash his fist on the table in fury but the god emperor I served and still respect would understand that the "Iron Price" we paid for him has its own price! I do not wish armed conflict so step aside and let nature take its course or draw your sword sir and cut me down! I drink to you and your warriors health. Long live Emperor Robert!

Balls, Big ones, a rare sight in strat  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: Panos on May 22, 2013, 11:05:19 pm
Balls, Big ones, a rare sight in strat  :mrgreen:

Maybe Prostates could do the same
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: Haboe on May 22, 2013, 11:19:14 pm
Maybe Prostates could do the same

Why?
Imma go back to fighting greys, they left their territory, i gotta push them back in  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: Require on May 23, 2013, 04:06:24 am
Too bad diplomatic solutions are past you Bonesaw. If you would use words instead of force, everything would have gone a lot smoother.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: betard_lulz on May 23, 2013, 05:26:07 am
Damn you bonesaw, this won't be the last you hear from tkov and crew
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: Taser on May 23, 2013, 06:58:26 am
I know not of any allowance by the Godking Emperor Robert so I cannot allow this village to be passed from his righteous hands. We were once brothers in arms bound by blood but if that bond must be severed then so be it. Let us meet on the battlefield and see how many more men must die in your pointless endeavor.

I will miss you Bonesaw and your stalwart hounds, men of valor all, but no longer are you welcome in Serindiar's halls and breweries. Men who once cherished and honored my Godking cannot demand something of his that no talks were given over. You have lost so many men, so much blood spilt in the desert. I would think you, of all people, know the price the Empire has paid in that forsaken desert. Damn the whole bloody place to hell. And you want to spill more over New Ehlerdah? I cannot allow this nor any Velucan while our Godking Robert commands us.

I wish you luck with your independence but know one thing. Every man you sent to New Ehlerdah will die there. I hope that will be the end of it and we can talk again with peace and over brews from Serindiar's halls. Until then I bid you farewell.

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Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: Pulse619 on May 23, 2013, 07:46:20 am
YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW!
                                                               WINTER IS COMING!
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 23, 2013, 05:03:05 pm
Holy goddamn, interesting first shot fired.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=3755

The hounds lost 183 dudes and gained over a thousand tickets from a flag capture. Course, the battle time was pretty damn early and I don't think that VE actually had anyone over rank 5 online at the time to add/remove people from the roster, much less lead the fight. Regardless, interesting turn of events.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: Malaclypse on May 23, 2013, 05:06:10 pm
The hounds lost 183 dudes and gained over a thousand tickets from a flag capture. Course, the battle time was pretty damn early and I don't think that VE actually had anyone over rank 5 online at the time to add/remove people from the roster, much less lead the fight. Regardless, interesting turn of events.

Yeah there was nobody VE in ts, so I just played without it. I was disgusted by all of our 2-handers who were using Longswords over those beastly Great Bardiches, what a bunch of assholes.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: BoneSaw on May 23, 2013, 08:27:45 pm
Now that the orphans of Robert's wars have a village to call home, I'm satisfied with the debt being paid as is. I no longer request anymore lands or titles for HoC's massive contribution to the Velucan empire.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: BoneSaw on May 23, 2013, 08:31:00 pm
I know not of any allowance by the Godking Emperor Robert so I cannot allow this village to be passed from his righteous hands. We were once brothers in arms bound by blood but if that bond must be severed then so be it. Let us meet on the battlefield and see how many more men must die in your pointless endeavor.

I will miss you Bonesaw and your stalwart hounds, men of valor all, but no longer are you welcome in Serindiar's halls and breweries. Men who once cherished and honored my Godking cannot demand something of his that no talks were given over. You have lost so many men, so much blood spilt in the desert. I would think you, of all people, know the price the Empire has paid in that forsaken desert. Damn the whole bloody place to hell. And you want to spill more over New Ehlerdah? I cannot allow this nor any Velucan while our Godking Robert commands us.

I wish you luck with your independence but know one thing. Every man you sent to New Ehlerdah will die there. I hope that will be the end of it and we can talk again with peace and over brews from Serindiar's halls. Until then I bid you farewell.

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Never assume a battle won before it's fought young blood. If I were you and for all TkoV/MB, I'd check in with my leader once or twice a year before more posts lead to more dead.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: Kirbyy on May 23, 2013, 11:55:34 pm
Too bad diplomatic solutions are past you Bonesaw. If you would use words instead of force, everything would have gone a lot smoother.

As good as a time to reposts on here as it ever will be.  I've been saying that the brutish ways of Bonesaw completely interfere with the diplomatic strategy that they COULD have.  Now someone realizes.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: KaleLord on May 24, 2013, 12:03:53 am
As good as a time to reposts on here as it ever will be.  I've been saying that the brutish ways of Bonesaw completely interfere with the diplomatic strategy that they COULD have.  Now someone realizes.

I thought you died :D
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: Kirbyy on May 24, 2013, 12:12:01 am
I thought you died :D

Now I'm off!  Goodbye for another few months.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: KaleLord on May 24, 2013, 12:39:51 am
Now I'm off!  Goodbye for another few months.

 I'll meet you in hell in a few decades.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: PJ1020 on May 24, 2013, 12:50:58 am
As good as a time to reposts on here as it ever will be.  I've been saying that the brutish ways of Bonesaw completely interfere with the diplomatic strategy that they COULD have.  Now someone realizes.

  Go cry some more, it's still a legitimate way of Strat.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: Penguin on May 24, 2013, 04:21:46 am
Will VE take this slight from their dogs or will they punish these untamed hounds into submission for their impudence? Either way, I see a period of internal strife coming their way. Soon all their fiefs will be up for grabs. Many will defect, while the remaining loyalists either quit strat or become FCC vassals.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: LordLargos on May 24, 2013, 05:31:51 am
As good as a time to reposts on here as it ever will be.  I've been saying that the brutish ways of Bonesaw completely interfere with the diplomatic strategy that they COULD have.  Now someone realizes.

He's back, with gayer text than ever.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 24, 2013, 08:33:08 am
Will VE take this slight from their dogs or will they punish these untamed hounds

HoC was more like the veteran war dogs of TKoV in strat battles. They were elite fighters assigned to the most important tasks, and performed beyond others that were conscripted into battle. If they no longer support TKoV, they will be hurting in future fights.
Title: Re: HoC taking Velucan village by force for back payment in wars.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 24, 2013, 10:26:10 am
I side with Bonesaw.

I owe him a debt from a war long forgotten.

No grief or ill will for Robert. HoC has paid their way with TKoV for a long time, and been as little more than dogs of an empire mostly left in ruin.

Now is a good a time as any for HoC to choose it's own fate, set it's own path.

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