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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Johammeth on April 29, 2013, 08:24:45 am

Title: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: Johammeth on April 29, 2013, 08:24:45 am
WHEREAS Two Handed Spam (henceforth "Windshield Wiper") is the only viable way to play the game

AND

WHEREAS Successful Windshield Wipering entails rapid, erratic, hand movements,

AND

WHEREAS Such motion (Windshield Wipering) is a direct cause of arthritis.

THEREFORE

WE THE UNDERSIGNED DEMAND MONETARY COMPENSATION FROM TALEWORLDS on the grounds that the only way to play this competitive game with any degree of success is to Windshield Wipe, thereby causing permanent degenerative damage to the wrist.

SIGNED,

Johammeth.
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: Tears of Destiny on April 29, 2013, 08:25:28 am
Of course this was the first thread I clicked on.
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: Johammeth on April 29, 2013, 08:43:58 am
Quote from: Tears of Destiny on April 29, 2013, 08:25:28 am
Of course this was the first thread I clicked on.

Yes, of course this was the first thread that you would read. As a pillar of the community, it is your responsibility to assist in upholding the general welfare.

I thank you for your quick reply, and trust that you will exhibit an equal share of diligence by agreeing to testify in the coming hearings.

Best,

Johammeth.
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: owens on April 29, 2013, 08:55:13 am
If c tunnel or arthritis are a genuine concern.
Use a miadao and set attack direction to enemy position.


Better than you would think and your character does not rotate giving an experienced player warning of your incoming attack. Not good for 1H, polearm, any weapon with a stab, any slow wep or chambering.
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: Osiris on April 29, 2013, 09:43:48 am
Blame crpg :-P 2h sucks on native
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: JackieChan on April 29, 2013, 09:53:53 am
Quote from: Osiris on April 29, 2013, 09:43:48 am
Blame crpg :-P 2h sucks on native
Then why is every body using 2h on native duels?  :P
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: Panos on April 29, 2013, 10:08:46 am
Quote from: JackieChan on April 29, 2013, 09:53:53 am
Then why is every body using 2h on native duels?  :P

because of the lolstabs.
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on April 29, 2013, 10:14:58 am
Quote from: Johammeth on April 29, 2013, 08:43:58 am
As a pillar of the community...

Tod, a pillar? HA~!~

Much love pooberrykins.
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: Brrrak on April 29, 2013, 11:04:18 am
Quote from: Osiris on April 29, 2013, 09:43:48 am
Blame crpg :-P 2h sucks on native
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Always check what you've written, and then double-check it.

You might end up saying the wrong thing.

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Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: Oberyn on April 29, 2013, 11:20:26 am
Tbf, on duels only. A pure 2H with no shield at all can be useful on battle if he sticks with shielder inf and uses them for cover, but you'll be prime target for the ridiculously accurate, damaging and fast firing bows/xbows. Which is probably why no 2H/2hpolearm user ever goes without a shield in battle. And if you have cash to spare there's really no huge penalty for being a hybrid and doing both 1H/2H, or even just looting either off the floor mid combat.
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: Osiris on April 29, 2013, 12:16:37 pm
Indeed i was talking about battle where to my experience shielder is king
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: no_rules_just_play on April 29, 2013, 01:40:38 pm
Johammeth welcome to the community. that is one awesome introduction.
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: Joker86 on April 29, 2013, 01:45:19 pm
Actually Taleworlds has destroyed both of my wrists.

My left wrist is being used for 2hd spamming, while I am fapping with my left hand to my awesomeness. And when I jerk off, I do a real windshield wiper on the monitor, then get back to spamming again.

And I can't stop.

I am jizzing blood.

Halp.
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: Chris_the_Animal on April 29, 2013, 01:47:13 pm
why the hell is je unmuted again  :lol:
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: Rainbow on April 29, 2013, 04:39:49 pm
Show me a 2hander that wants to duel and I'll show you a dead man who will be left with a lot of questions.  (no I'm not a 2hander).
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: Johammeth on May 03, 2013, 08:23:52 pm
Quote from: Joker86 on April 29, 2013, 01:45:19 pm
Actually Taleworlds has destroyed both of my wrists.

My left wrist is being used for 2hd spamming, while I am fapping with my left hand to my awesomeness. And when I jerk off, I do a real windshield wiper on the monitor, then get back to spamming again.

And I can't stop.

I am jizzing blood.

Halp.

This is exactly the sort of evidence that we need in order to move forward with litigation.

Thank you for your contribution.
Title: Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 03, 2013, 08:31:06 pm
posting before it moves to spam

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