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Title: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 23, 2013, 07:07:34 am
Alright, so everyone has been upset about how Strategus is basically broken because siege gear isn't working, and our development team won't do anything to fix it even after it's been reported for a long time.

Well, I have the solution. Devs listen up.

If you lazy nerds fix siege gear within five days of this post I will pay the dev team 5 (five) US Dollars. That's right, $5. I will PayPal it to whichever one of you is most responsible. You have my word, I'll even sign this at the bottom to prove it.

I'm sure this problem will be fixed in no time now. You're welcome, community.

Signed,

Daruvian
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Tanken on April 23, 2013, 07:15:54 am
Don't break the bank with that $5. Remember, they already have over $40,000 of our money secured away--I doubt $5 is going to sway them much.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 23, 2013, 07:16:23 am
Have faith, Tanken.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Earthdforce on April 23, 2013, 09:23:25 am
When it's not fixed in 5 days, where will that $5 go?!
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 23, 2013, 09:42:28 am
Towards food for myself, most likely.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Panos on April 23, 2013, 09:49:40 am
I can only imagine the food that I could buy with those 5 bucks here in Greece..
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: KingBread on April 23, 2013, 10:34:58 am
och Panos :)
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Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: dynamike on April 23, 2013, 04:33:13 pm
I'll pay $50 if every catapult shot will automatically kill Daruvian, no matter what server he is logged into  :D
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 23, 2013, 04:51:46 pm
The $5 will go towards Daruvian drowning his sorry in cheap booze in an attempt to drown his sorrows for not being able to seige castles and spergasm on the xp.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on April 23, 2013, 05:33:44 pm
$5 that's hardly anything over here in the UK, i could buy maybe 2 bottles of Coke, or some shitty ready made meal....not worth it at all

Times that figure by 20 and you've got a deal
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 24, 2013, 09:59:28 pm
LOOKS LIKE I GOT THE DEVELOPMENT TEAM TO FIX SIEGE EQUIPMENT.

YES, THAT'S RIGHT, MY FIVE DOLLARS AND I ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE.

YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME, COMMUNITY.

So now I will be waiting for a dev to post in my thread as to which person to PayPal the $5 to.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 24, 2013, 10:00:44 pm
Daruvian, I could totally do the guy in your avatar.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: MrShine on April 24, 2013, 10:14:45 pm
All hail Daruvian, savior of siege equipment, cheapskate extraordinaire.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: chadz on April 24, 2013, 10:21:11 pm
I break something, and people offer money to fix it?

New source of income!
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 24, 2013, 10:24:42 pm
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Maybe that should be your strategy and focus on M:BG so that we don't have the month+ long bugs crippling part of the game...just my suggestion.

There really hasn't been much need for dev intervention over the last year to year and a half, aside from fixing what you broke in the previous patch :x

Can't we just get c-rpg to a stable place, and stop adding new things, stop trying to constantly tweak class and equipment balance, and just let us play a stable working game, and let you focus on M:BG and not devoting time to break/fixes?
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 24, 2013, 10:26:44 pm
Since this may be one of a very small amount of opportunities that I have to say the following and have chadz see it, I'm not letting the opportunity slip by.
 Nothing personal, but:

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Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 24, 2013, 10:41:57 pm
Quote from: Daruvian on April 24, 2013, 10:26:44 pm
Since this may be one of a very small amount of opportunities that I have to say the following and have chadz see it, I'm not letting the opportunity slip by.
 Nothing personal, but:

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Pro tip, always "quote" if someone has more than 1 spoiler
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Kafein on April 24, 2013, 10:55:19 pm
All hail Daruvian the savior of cRPG !

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Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: cmp on April 25, 2013, 03:00:32 pm
pay2patch, a new microtransaction model. Just don't tell EA about it.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on April 25, 2013, 03:04:11 pm
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 24, 2013, 10:00:44 pm
Daruvian, I could totally do the guy in your avatar.

That guy is pretty awesome, so on this rare occasion I'll agree with you.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Malaclypse on April 25, 2013, 03:13:59 pm
Fuckin. I wanna see the paypal transaction. Dear god.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on April 25, 2013, 03:23:29 pm
I think I've figured out a way to get cav nerfed once and for all.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Malaclypse on April 25, 2013, 03:32:27 pm
Quote from: KaMiKaZe_JoE on April 25, 2013, 03:23:29 pm
I think I've figured out a way to get cav nerfed once and for all.

lol 5bux
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: cmp on April 25, 2013, 03:36:16 pm
balance changes is 10 bux
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: chadz on April 25, 2013, 03:59:37 pm
first come first served
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 25, 2013, 04:00:30 pm
Sweet I'll send ya $5 to leave the game alone
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Angellore on April 25, 2013, 04:19:48 pm
Quote from: cmpxchg8b on April 25, 2013, 03:36:16 pm
balance changes is 10 bux
Just 10 bux?

Soon we will have:
- Archers damage decreased to 1 HP damage per arrow, no stun on hit.
- Archers running speed decreased to 1 meter per minute.
- New animation added for archers: begging for mercy!
- Horse bump damage horse, not it's target.
- Couch damage reduced to 1 HP damage. It also destroys lance, horse and rider.
- Two handed thrust length increased to 3 meters.
- Huge buff to two handed weapons, spears, and pikes damage.
- Remove hoplites attack animation completely. Just damage every target which gets close to hoplite as soon as he release downblock.
- Horse archers and horse crossbowmans removed from the game.
And that's just a start!
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 25, 2013, 07:27:35 pm
These guys can act like they didn't do it for my $5 but deep down we all know they did.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 26, 2013, 07:33:40 pm
Daily reminder that I saved this community.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 30, 2013, 09:03:38 pm
20 dollars euros to make a MW Katana do 99 pierce damage for both swing and thrust animations. No other stats can be changed and this contract will last forever.

Mod will finally be realistic, because superior Japanese steel.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Phantasmal on April 30, 2013, 09:06:23 pm
why not just turn the arbalest into this:

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I offer:

My eternal gratitude.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Casimir on April 30, 2013, 09:07:11 pm
Quote from: Gmnotutoo on April 30, 2013, 09:03:38 pm
20 dollars euros to make a MW Katana do 99 pierce damage for both swing and thrust animations. No other stats can be changed and this contract will last forever.

Mod will finally be realistic, because superior Japanese steel.

21 euros to remove katana indefinitely
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 30, 2013, 09:14:59 pm
Quote from: Casimir on April 30, 2013, 09:07:11 pm
21 euros to remove katana indefinitely

25 Euros to global ban this guy indefinitely.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Casimir on April 30, 2013, 09:23:18 pm
25 euro and 1 cent to perma unaban
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: betard_lulz on May 01, 2013, 12:48:31 am
30 euros and a hamburger to blanket ban EU
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: BlindGuy on May 01, 2013, 01:25:34 am
Quote from: Panos on April 23, 2013, 09:49:40 am
I can only imagine the food... here in Greece..
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 01, 2013, 01:29:18 am
Quote from: Panos on April 23, 2013, 09:49:40 am
I can only imagine the food that I could buy with those 5 bucks here in Greece..

Sulvake you malaka!

100 euros for 100 MW items. Come on PTW! Oh wait, I'll still have 300 ping :(
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Panos on May 01, 2013, 01:49:15 am
Hey devs I have an idea, you pay me 100 euros and you can ban me again.
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Utrakil on August 23, 2013, 09:00:35 pm
Quote from: Panos on May 01, 2013, 01:49:15 am
Hey devs I have an idea, you pay me 100 euros and you can ban me again.
It seem they had this fun for free :D :lol:
Title: Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
Post by: Nightingale on August 24, 2013, 12:17:54 am
Posted by: Panos
May 01, 2013, 01:49:15 am

Poosted by: Panos Utrakil
August 23, 2013, 09:00:35 pm