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Title: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 18, 2013, 02:13:41 pm
inspired by fj
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Have a life problem? Let me be your therapist.

Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Panos on April 18, 2013, 02:19:54 pm
I am a Greek, any help?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Lennu on April 18, 2013, 02:20:19 pm
There is this one thing that I can't get out of my head. It's driving me crazy. What is going on in that signature .gif of yours Vibe?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 18, 2013, 02:22:09 pm
I am a Greek, any help?

European Union.

There is this one thing that I can't get out of my head. It's driving me crazy. What is going on in that signature .gif of yours Vibe?

What you see is what is going on.
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Panos on April 18, 2013, 02:23:07 pm
European Union.

Therapy session my ass, I want my german money back
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: [ptx] on April 18, 2013, 02:59:21 pm
What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

halp pl0x
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 18, 2013, 03:11:45 pm
What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

halp pl0x

The answer to life, universe and everytht̨̨͇͉̰̬̼ͧ͋̽͊ͧ̀͒ͣ̽ͧ̀ḧ̲̫̱̘̪̟͕̯̠̱̰̹̣͖̟̥ͪ̈́͆ͣͦ̈́̌̎̓ͦ̑̐̉̀͟͞ê̵̯̩̤͉ͭ̆ͯ̆̉̎͑̒ͨ̿ͤͪ̅ͥͫ̚͢ ̛̳̜̭̯̜͔͍̬̬̼̰̺͉̱̞̗̆̀̐͌̆́̽̄ͬ̏͗̕͟ͅm̧͙̫͚͈̺͖̾́̓̓̉̎̈́̊ͧͪ̄ͩ̎̉ͩe͗͗̈ͨͧͮͬ͑̈̉̊̅ͭ҉̭̲̖͇̰̟͖̞͙̰̬̜͚͈̤͡͡a̶̴͚͙̹͙̯̦͎̣͈̯͚͓͖͇̓̋̈́̋̇̃̃ͥ̂ͧ͡ͅnͬͦ͊͐ͭͨ̓͌͒̄ͮ͏̷̧͙͔̼̪͓͖̥̦͉͇͎̤̯̗̘̮ȉ̵̧̛̙̳̥̤̰̘̘̠̪̹͚̫̹̘̩̘̉͆ͬ̾ͪ͐̃ͭ̏̔ͤ̋̄̆́ͧ̂́̚͟n̵̦̝̰̭̖̹̘̝̤̬̺̼̅͛ͪ͌ͦ͘g̉ͨͥ̒̒̽̂̌̄̎͂̄ͧ̒̒ͩͭ͟҉̛̲͈̳͙̗̲̼̹̭͖̰̪̱̖̙͕̤ͅ ̶̲̲͎͉̝͕̤̘͕̱̫̤̔̓͂͒̉͆̑̎́̀͠o̡̜̻̠̝̟̪̪̣̺̰͍̠͍̥͇̊͒ͨ̋̃ͥ͌̔͂ͧͫ̃ͫͪͩ̚̕͞ͅf̢̜͚̟͎̌̉̋͂̓̏̄̋͗̈́̆͟ ̷̻̗͈̲̳͖̲̰̥͉̺͉̇ͣ̓ͫ͋̒ͪ̄́̚̚͘͘͟l̷̢͔̝̜̭͔͓̭̙̻̳̺̙͙͒̔ͤ̏ͦ̏͋ͤ͊́̓̅̽ͣ̔ͫ̐͢͠͝ͅi̸̛̞̬̺̘̮̞̹͉̩͕̝̼̬̬ͨ͗ͪͯ̉ͧͮ̅̐̚͘͟f̹̦̝̗̫̣̩̭̟̯̱͚̭̏ͦ̒̈͡e̵̷͇̝̩̦͓̪̠̞̘̫̭͔͓͉͈͈ͧ̒ͪ̓ͮ̎ͭͪ͒͂̊̾ͭ̉̊ͦ́͟ͅ ̨ͩ͛ͩ̑̔ͪ̿̾͛̈́̄̒̊̔ͥͦ̂ͨ҉̧̧̛̖̟͍͓̗̩̯̪̱į̜͙̫̱̪̗̯̘ͭ̏͋̀s̴͈̫͚͇̝̪̭̼̘ͭͫͧͪ͆ͥͮ͛̓̉̀͟͝͡ ̶̨̬̮̪̞ͧ̋̒̅̇͛̆ͣ́ͥͥ̿̇̾̾̄͗̇͘͢d̏͐ͨ̋̍͐ͧ̀͞͏͟҉͓̭̰̪̦̹̻͍̫̻̮̘̲̱̗̜i̳̻̦͇̠̼͕̪̳̥̞͙̥̫̮͉̗̿̈̎ͧͩ̆̑̊͆ͦ͌͑̏ͩ̅ͮ̀̚͟ċ̶̢̫͓͖̫̠̹̼̳ͩ̄͌̄̀̆͆ͩ̊ͫ͢ͅk̵̢̪͙̮̯͕̖̙̺̲͊ͪ̀͆̓̂̓̀̽͋ͦ̋̾̃ͭ̽ͬ̈̇́̀͞ͅs̨̤̖̞̭͔ͬͬ̋͑͆͛ͥ͋ͨ̀͢



*incoming transmition*

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Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Dezilagel on April 18, 2013, 03:16:04 pm
What is your name?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 18, 2013, 03:19:48 pm
What is your name?

It is the name of my father's older son
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Dezilagel on April 18, 2013, 03:22:17 pm
What is your quest?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 18, 2013, 03:25:39 pm
What is your quest?

To answer.
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Bjord on April 18, 2013, 03:27:03 pm
What is a transmition?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Dezilagel on April 18, 2013, 03:28:29 pm
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger and Justin Bieber have in common?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 18, 2013, 03:30:09 pm
What is a transmition?

The balkan way to say transmission, the slavic accent is shown by the T replacing double S (double S is just too germanic)

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger and Justin Bieber have in common?

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Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Kafein on April 18, 2013, 03:42:08 pm
I dream about male genitalia, having sex with my mother, my cactus and my dog, what is the hidden meaning of these dreams ?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 18, 2013, 03:42:52 pm
I dream about male genitalia, having sex with my mother, my cactus and my dog, what is the hidden meaning of these dreams ?

that you're a filthy perv, regardless, you should announce it on your facebook
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: [ptx] on April 18, 2013, 03:43:26 pm
What would Jesus do?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 18, 2013, 03:44:27 pm
What would Jesus do?

your mom
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Kafein on April 18, 2013, 03:45:09 pm
that you're a filthy perv

You don't get the irony of applying psychanalysis to dreams already containing penises.
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Tibe on April 18, 2013, 03:47:14 pm
Are you even a real doctor? Where did you get your diploma? Do you think im too paranoid to ask such things?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 18, 2013, 03:48:31 pm
Are you even a real doctor? Where did you get your diploma? Do you think im too paranoid to ask such things?

yes to all
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Panos on April 18, 2013, 03:58:06 pm
Sometimes I wish I had a sister so I could lose my virginity, is this normal?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Cyber on April 18, 2013, 04:04:14 pm
i have sex with my dog
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 18, 2013, 04:05:49 pm
Sometimes I wish I had a sister so I could lose my virginity, is this normal?

only if you don't tell anyone

i have sex with my dog

better than with a turtle
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Radament on April 18, 2013, 04:28:37 pm
sometimes i dream about me dreaming playing cRPG and discover that someone deleted my banner so i ragepost in the FBI SITE (http://www.ic3.gov/complaint/default.aspx) and i get a warning by a mad admin ...and finally i wake up in my 2nd dream but i'm still dreaming thinking if i dreaming or not...
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Christo on April 18, 2013, 04:33:18 pm
What would Jesus do?

your mom

Ahahahaha  :lol:

That was amazing.
---
Why don't I get crowned?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Dezilagel on April 18, 2013, 05:02:08 pm
your mom

I see you do hold all the answers
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: darmaster on April 18, 2013, 05:18:23 pm
now we all know we're gonna die, and nothing can be done about this, so why delaying? shouldn't we all embrace our fate and see what will happen? i mean does it really matter to live a life that we all know will never satisfy us as much as we want? please doctor "best signatures ever" help me
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Leshma on April 18, 2013, 05:20:35 pm
Two questions for dear doctor Viberator:
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Gurnisson on April 18, 2013, 05:38:05 pm
Did you know that you can split Therapist into two words and get The rapist. Neat, huh?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Elmuri on April 18, 2013, 05:50:00 pm
Sup?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 18, 2013, 06:00:23 pm
inspired by fj
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Have a life problem? Let me be your therapist.

I really really enjoy playing cRPG, but I can only do well when I'm under the influence of marijuana.  I think this is because I'm more focused on the game, and don't get so easily distracted (and don't get as much A.D.D. and make higher risk choices).  I played counter-strike religiously (like I do cRPG) from like 2000 to like 2006, and I always had to be high to play that as well. 

can you halp me?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: zagibu on April 18, 2013, 07:22:11 pm
Why is there a u in mo's tache?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 18, 2013, 07:52:44 pm
I really really enjoy playing cRPG, but I can only do well when I'm under the influence of marijuana.  I think this is because I'm more focused on the game, and don't get so easily distracted (and don't get as much A.D.D. and make higher risk choices).  I played counter-strike religiously (like I do cRPG) from like 2000 to like 2006, and I always had to be high to play that as well. 

can you halp me?
So, you're asking a therapist for weed? Is this what America as come to? :(
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Havoco on April 18, 2013, 07:54:53 pm
Why is Strategus such terribul :?:
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 18, 2013, 08:30:24 pm
So, you're asking a therapist for weed? Is this what America as come to? :(

Asking him to cure me of my addictive personality that gets in the way of me being more productive around the house
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 18, 2013, 09:22:08 pm
sometimes i dream about me dreaming playing cRPG and discover that someone deleted my banner so i ragepost in the FBI SITE (http://www.ic3.gov/complaint/default.aspx) and i get a warning by a mad admin ...and finally i wake up in my 2nd dream but i'm still dreaming thinking if i dreaming or not...

this isn't inception


Why don't I get crowned?

your renown is too low


now we all know we're gonna die, and nothing can be done about this, so why delaying? shouldn't we all embrace our fate and see what will happen? i mean does it really matter to live a life that we all know will never satisfy us as much as we want? please doctor "best signatures ever" help me

the doctor has a special ability to make women AND men feel very satisfied with their life, perhaps a more... private session should be arranged


Two questions for dear doctor Viberator:
  • I want to meet Panos IRL but have no money for a trip to Greece. What do you suggest me to do?
  • I've been a naughty boy but don't want chadz to find out. Help!

- sell yourself
- I want you to show me just how naughty you were



Did you know that you can split Therapist into two words and get The rapist. Neat, huh?

Do you want to guess what my second profession is?


Sup?

The sky.


I really really enjoy playing cRPG, but I can only do well when I'm under the influence of marijuana.  I think this is because I'm more focused on the game, and don't get so easily distracted (and don't get as much A.D.D. and make higher risk choices).  I played counter-strike religiously (like I do cRPG) from like 2000 to like 2006, and I always had to be high to play that as well. 

can you halp me?

clearly the marijuana is helping you already, so I don't see why you need my help


Why is there a u in mo's tache?

colour color, armour armor, moustache mostache


Why is Strategus such terribul :?:

because it is the playground for the worst kind of internet spergs
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Logen on April 18, 2013, 09:29:59 pm
will you marry me vibe
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: HungryNBroke on April 18, 2013, 09:36:04 pm
I am hungry and broke, but I wish to be Fat and Sassy.
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Kafein on April 18, 2013, 10:28:58 pm
this isn't inception

http://inception.davepedu.com/
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Umbra on April 18, 2013, 10:30:50 pm
Explain in a sentence or less how you are not actually a serb from the alps
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 18, 2013, 11:09:28 pm
will you marry me vibe

yes


I am hungry and broke, but I wish to be Fat and Sassy.

then eat


Explain in a sentence or less how you are not actually a serb from the alps

I am too clean to be a serb
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Leshma on April 18, 2013, 11:43:35 pm
I am too clean to be a serb

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- sell yourself

As soon you find a buyer.

- I want you to show me just how naughty you were

:oops: (https://mega.co.nz/#!ccsS2ZqZ!aMOuqAIOdq4XDCk6EpP3dQrN4ORTFC_zMKvRei0iVAc)

It's not a virus, yo! (http://www.angelfire.com/games3/dohsoft/games.html)
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Casimir on April 19, 2013, 12:11:57 am
why are turtles so great?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Radament on April 19, 2013, 01:32:04 am
http://inception.davepedu.com/

pressed that giant button 50 times thnx
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: zagibu on April 20, 2013, 01:20:15 am
colour color, armour armor, moustache mostache

Nono, i wasn't talking about a moustache, I was talking about mo's tache, it's called tauche for a reason, and I don't know why. To be honest, I don't even know what a tache is, but I guess it's something nasty, because mo is a nasty guy. It's okay, if you don't know it, btw, nobody can know everything.
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Kafein on April 20, 2013, 03:12:55 am
Nono, i wasn't talking about a moustache, I was talking about mo's tache, it's called tauche for a reason, and I don't know why. To be honest, I don't even know what a tache is, but I guess it's something nasty, because mo is a nasty guy. It's okay, if you don't know it, btw, nobody can know everything.

Tache means smudge in french
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Oberyn on April 20, 2013, 11:11:49 am
Did you know that you can split Therapist into two words and get The rapist. Neat, huh?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on April 20, 2013, 12:52:34 pm
Mr Vibe; I'm finding it hard to deal with lifes slings and arrows. What do you advise?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Gurnisson on April 20, 2013, 12:57:48 pm

One of the best shows ever :)
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Gnjus on April 20, 2013, 01:11:50 pm
This one is probably beyond Vibe's knowl....i mean imagination but hopefully chadz or someone is reading this thread as well so:

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Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Panos on April 20, 2013, 01:38:14 pm

i would love to lick her feet  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Kafein on April 20, 2013, 01:41:20 pm
This one is probably beyond Vibe's knowl....i mean imagination but hopefully chadz or someone is reading this thread as well so:

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A true cRPG addict would have his family let us know.

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Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 20, 2013, 07:26:55 pm
Mr Vibe; I'm finding it hard to deal with lifes slings and arrows. What do you advise?

plate armor

Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Leshma on April 20, 2013, 09:47:28 pm
Anyone tried the game I linked in my previous post?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Umbra on April 21, 2013, 10:42:40 am
How much sticks are in a bundle of sticks?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Havoco on April 21, 2013, 10:54:06 am
Who is the wealthiest person in crpg?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: no_rules_just_play on April 21, 2013, 11:45:49 am
will zlisch ever like me?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 21, 2013, 04:33:18 pm
How much sticks are in a bundle of sticks?

Depends on the size of the bundle and sticks. There is no more room for other sticks once I stick my stick in the bundle, for example.


Who is the wealthiest person in crpg?

To reliably conduct the "who is the wealthiest crpg person" research, I'll need you all to send me all your golds


will zlisch ever like me?

If you are prepared to work for it
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 21, 2013, 09:29:33 pm
Am I handsome enough to be with you Vibe?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Casimir on April 21, 2013, 10:25:35 pm
why do i like turtles!? WHY WONT YOU EXPLAIN!!
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 21, 2013, 11:35:32 pm
why do i like turtles!? WHY WONT YOU EXPLAIN!!
Guys like you are mad with turtle meat?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 22, 2013, 12:35:46 pm
why do i like turtles!? WHY WONT YOU EXPLAIN!!

Perhaps you are a turtle yourself


Am I handsome enough to be with you Vibe?

I can work with that
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Logen on April 22, 2013, 12:39:54 pm
I can work with that
whore
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Wiltzu on April 22, 2013, 02:07:15 pm
I'm Sceptical pretty much about everything. I'm also very angry person. Also the anger rarely dies on its own, actually it never dies on its own.
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 22, 2013, 02:14:38 pm
I'm Sceptical pretty much about everything. I'm also very angry person. Also the anger rarely dies on its own, actually it never dies on its own.

if you cannot kill the anger kill the cause
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Wiltzu on April 22, 2013, 02:17:09 pm
if you cannot kill the anger kill the cause

I'm doomed to be angry till the day I die...

But what about my Scepticalness?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 22, 2013, 02:18:09 pm
But what about my Scepticalness?

Does your "scepticalness" make you angry?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Wiltzu on April 22, 2013, 02:21:37 pm
Does your "scepticalness" make you angry?

No, not really. I'm Sceptical nearly about everything, it doesn't make me angry though.
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on April 22, 2013, 02:36:10 pm
No, not really. I'm Sceptical nearly about everything, it doesn't make me angry though.
I think it's because of your communication problems with opposite sex.
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Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Torben on April 22, 2013, 02:45:39 pm
my left penis weighs about four liters more than jeff's car,  but without the stapler cartridge.  why doesnt anyone like my dogs poo,  no matter how long I cook it?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Wiltzu on April 22, 2013, 02:46:18 pm
I think it's because of your communication problems with opposite sex.
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So you say that I have a small dick and that is the reason why I'm sceptical about apple's phones, M:BG, playstation 4 and so on?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on April 22, 2013, 03:20:15 pm
So you say that I have a small dick and that is the reason why I'm sceptical about apple's phones, M:BG, playstation 4 and so on?
Yes. I mean no... Maybe... I can't say. Don't pressure me!
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Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Christo on April 22, 2013, 03:25:26 pm
my left penis weighs about four liters more than jeff's car,  but without the stapler cartridge.  why doesnt anyone like my dogs poo,  no matter how long I cook it?

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Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: wayyyyyne on April 22, 2013, 04:35:30 pm
My dad touched my in the bad place
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Post by: Dezilagel on April 22, 2013, 05:29:22 pm
My dad touched my in the bad good place
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Uther Pendragon on April 22, 2013, 08:55:57 pm
gifs from your signatures appear in my dreams and i find it disturbing

>wat do
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on April 22, 2013, 09:40:40 pm
i find it disturbing
That's your problem. Enjoy it.
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Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on April 23, 2013, 02:12:05 pm
My dad touched my in the bad place

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gifs from your signatures appear in my dreams and i find it disturbing

>wat do

So you want more?

BLINK FAST

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Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Logen on April 23, 2013, 03:50:43 pm
what do i need to do to stop gamehopping
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Post by: Vibe on April 23, 2013, 04:01:36 pm
what do i need to do to stop gamehopping

asking the wrong dude lol
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Post by: Casimir on April 23, 2013, 04:11:45 pm
who likes short shorts?
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Post by: zagibu on April 23, 2013, 04:13:33 pm
What's wrong with hopping game? Are you more of a reptilian hunter or what?
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Post by: Logen on April 23, 2013, 04:32:47 pm
asking the wrong dude lol
yes i wanted you to help yourself lol
also why u no help me you're not a real doctor
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Post by: Son Of Odin on April 23, 2013, 05:20:59 pm
I changed my avatar to Hunter Thompson. Any advibes? :D
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Post by: Vibe on April 23, 2013, 06:36:01 pm
I changed my avatar to Hunter Thompson. Any advibes? :D


when a rabbit bites it's own head off, I want you to throw that fucking radio into the tub with me
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Post by: Lennu on April 24, 2013, 12:22:06 am

when a rabbit bites it's own head off, I want you to throw that fucking radio into the tub with me

I think this one is the best so far...
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Post by: enigmatic_stranger on April 24, 2013, 11:36:18 am
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Post by: zagibu on April 24, 2013, 12:51:24 pm
I think this one is the best so far...

But it contains an idiot apostrophe. Which is a crime against humanity and life itself.
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Post by: Vibe on April 24, 2013, 12:55:12 pm
But it contains an idiot apostrophe. Which is a crime against humanity and life itself.

your a idiot
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on April 24, 2013, 01:56:41 pm
But it contains an idiot apostrophe. Which is a crime against humanity and life itself.

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You are both right! Now shake hands and make up!

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Post by: Christo on April 24, 2013, 07:12:43 pm
Okay, I know why Vibe created this topic, and how people use it.

I'll however try to make a combo breaker post, and include one of my real life problems. I wonder if I'll get trolled to oblivion, or not.

Okay, so the thing is that I'm 20 now, and I really don't know what to do, I never had real plans about my life, career-wise.

Unlike most people, like former classmates had plans and ideas since I know them, I never felt any interest towards any kind of occupation.
I don't know in which way to go, and I don't want to lie to myself and waste time/money on an education that I don't like, can't do well, etc.

So, any ideas on how should somebody like me could find something he is interested in?

It's not like that I don't want to do something.
 I just don't know what.

In, before I get trolled, but this one is for real.
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Post by: Moncho on April 24, 2013, 07:24:19 pm
dafuq did I just read?
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Post by: [ptx] on April 24, 2013, 07:25:24 pm
If you don't what you want to do, then just do whatever you know you can earn good money with?
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Post by: Cyber on April 24, 2013, 07:28:06 pm
Okay, I know why Vibe created this topic, and how people use it.

I'll however try to make a combo breaker post, and include one of my real life problems. I wonder if I'll get trolled to oblivion, or not.

Okay, so the thing is that I'm 20 now, and I really don't know what to do, I never had real plans about my life, career-wise.

Unlike most people, like former classmates had plans and ideas since I know them, I never felt any interest towards any kind of occupation.
I don't know in which way to go, and I don't want to lie to myself and waste time/money on an education that I don't like, can't do well, etc.

So, any ideas on how should somebody like me could find something he is interested in?

It's not like that I don't want to do something.
 I just don't know what.

In, before I get trolled, but this one is for real.

hahahahaha loser
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Post by: Christo on April 24, 2013, 07:29:38 pm
Kinda expected the immature responses from some of you guys.

I'm not surprised at all  :P

dafuq did I just read?

Haha, yeah I know.
It makes no logical sense.
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Post by: Cyber on April 24, 2013, 07:31:19 pm
Kinda expected the immature responses from some of you guys.

I'm not surprised at all  :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-O60HM5tBU
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Post by: Kafein on April 24, 2013, 07:34:49 pm
Buy a van and start selling icecream/fries/waffles/whatever.

Possibility to upgrade to drugs after a while.

Bonus if you manage to maximize the number of schools you can farm.
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Post by: Christo on April 24, 2013, 07:37:16 pm
Buy a van and start selling icecream/fries/waffles/whatever.

Possibility to upgrade to drugs after a while.

Bonus if you manage to maximize the number of schools you can farm.

Like this?

:mrgreen:
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Post by: Kafein on April 24, 2013, 07:49:36 pm
Like this?

:mrgreen:

Not really.

I mean you can sell treats at absurd prices when you find the right spot and time.
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Post by: Necrorave on April 24, 2013, 07:58:44 pm
My penis is minuscule, is there a way you can get other people to think indifferently of me for it?
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Post by: Moncho on April 24, 2013, 07:59:58 pm
Haha, yeah I know.
It makes no logical sense.
lol I did not mean your post, I meant the thread :D

I know how you feel, I had a similar issue when I finished high school and did not know what I wanted to do next. Speaking to family and friends about the topic made me think about the topic and after a while realise what I enjoyed and did not, and from there I chose a path to follow.
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 24, 2013, 08:32:04 pm
Christo, just get some shitty low quality job, it's really not as bad as people make it out to be.
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Post by: Vibe on April 24, 2013, 08:41:26 pm
Okay, I know why Vibe created this topic, and how people use it.

I'll however try to make a combo breaker post, and include one of my real life problems. I wonder if I'll get trolled to oblivion, or not.

Okay, so the thing is that I'm 20 now, and I really don't know what to do, I never had real plans about my life, career-wise.

Unlike most people, like former classmates had plans and ideas since I know them, I never felt any interest towards any kind of occupation.
I don't know in which way to go, and I don't want to lie to myself and waste time/money on an education that I don't like, can't do well, etc.

So, any ideas on how should somebody like me could find something he is interested in?

It's not like that I don't want to do something.
 I just don't know what.

In, before I get trolled, but this one is for real.

smoke weed all day

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srs: I advise you to keep thinking actively about what path you want to choose. Consider all your options and start studying them. Read about those professions. Think about what it will take to become that, how hard it will be, what you will be able to do with your path after school and most importantly: do you see yourself enjoying in that. I talk from experience, because I wasted about 4 years of my life (18-22) figuring what I want to actually do. Study all your options carefully and pick the one you'll stick to. It doesn't hurt to switch professions later, but you'll waste your life years.
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Post by: Logen on April 24, 2013, 08:56:50 pm
I wasted about 4 years of my life (18-22) figuring what I want to actually do.
wasted 3 years, still have only a vague idea  :(
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Post by: enigmatic_stranger on April 24, 2013, 10:03:03 pm
Christo, just get some shitty low quality job, it's really not as bad as people make it out to be.
And in the meantime you can try all things you can imagine... From writing, sculpture, music, art, sports, cooking, racing and other common shit to hiking, porn industry, powered paragliding, vacuum cleaners reviewing, occult science, midget wrestling refereeing, and some other really crazy things like game developing.
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 24, 2013, 10:08:59 pm
srs: I advise you to keep thinking actively about what path you want to choose. Consider all your options and start studying them. Read about those professions. Think about what it will take to become that, how hard it will be, what you will be able to do with your path after school and most importantly: do you see yourself enjoying in that. I talk from experience, because I wasted about 4 years of my life (18-22) figuring what I want to actually do. Study all your options carefully and pick the one you'll stick to. It doesn't hurt to switch professions later, but you'll waste your life years.
Or you could just get a simply job at some grocery store and spend the rest of your days in a oneroom apartment, it's not nearly as bad as it sounds.
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Post by: Vibe on April 24, 2013, 10:19:35 pm
Or you could just get a simply job at some grocery store and spend the rest of your days in a oneroom apartment, it's not nearly as bad as it sounds.

Ofcourse, this goes with what I said as well. When I say choose a path I'm not talking exclusively doctors and astronauts and rocket scientists, just anything that suits you.


And in the meantime you can try all things you can imagine... From writing, sculpture, music, art, sports, cooking, racing and other common shit to hiking, porn industry, powered paragliding, vacuum cleaners reviewing, occult science, midget wrestling refereeing, and some other really crazy things like game developing.

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Post by: [ptx] on April 24, 2013, 10:32:06 pm
and some other really crazy things like game developing.
Who would ever want to develop games? Man, some people are insane :/
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Post by: Kafein on April 24, 2013, 10:49:27 pm
Or, become an expert. If you get access to one show on a major news channel and utter many sentences with lots of words like "always", you can get a reputation.

The field doesn't really matter.
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Post by: zagibu on April 25, 2013, 02:00:06 am
We can't really suggest something if we know nothing about you. It seems you like to play videogames, so maybe something in that direction could work, maybe write reviews for a gaming magazine, or become professional tester. But these jobs are obviously sought after and therefore hard to get and not very well paid (this is true for all jobs in the gaming sector).

If you have no idea about yourself ask someone close to you. Tell them they should talk about you and mention everything that is important. Maybe you are a future porn star?

Most people don't exactly work their dream job btw. Don't stress yourself too much about this and just try different things and actively reflect about what you like and dislike about them while you're at it. This doesn't even have to be directly related to the activity you do. If you can't stand noise, a call center is probably not the right thing for you. But you want know that if you don't try it.

So tell us about you. What is your fitness level, how good do you look, how intelligent are you, and most important of all how often do you change your socks?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Logen on April 25, 2013, 09:49:40 am
something happened to my face what should i do
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Post by: Kafein on April 25, 2013, 09:53:47 am
something happened to my face what should i do

Practical joke !
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Post by: Vibe on April 25, 2013, 09:59:58 am
something happened to my face what should i do

can you touch your nose with your tongue?
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Post by: Logen on April 25, 2013, 10:08:24 am
can you touch your nose with your tongue?
only when i see something...arousing
and i get aroused by dicks
so basicly yes i can
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Post by: Cyber on April 25, 2013, 10:36:15 am
I start crying when I watch horror movies :(
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Post by: Tibe on April 25, 2013, 10:39:34 am
I start crying when I watch horror movies :(
I start crying when I watch you watching horror movies and crying.
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 04, 2014, 09:01:44 am
my wife is, supposedly, on a business trip in Bremen. Only found out about it on friday - supposedly some emergency.

How do i deal with being suspicious/jealous? So far, I jerked off multiple times, ate a pack of Mars ice-cream and invited a friend of mine to play playstation and smoke weed later today - is there any other way to deal with my feelings?
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Post by: Sir_Hans on May 04, 2014, 10:09:40 am
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Game Tester aka "QA" tester (quality assurance tester) is actually a pretty easy job to get... (in my experience)
I've gotta contracts for QA testing working for EA and Namco Bandai games... you just have to live somewhere with many game developers, like silicon valley/bay area.
I think the hard part would be getting a QA Tester job on a decent/enjoyable game title. They never tell you what you will be testing til after you complete training.
Honestly playing/testing games is the worst part of being a QA Tester... I've played games unimaginably shitty, at EA I was on a game called "Sims Castaway" on nintendo DS! try playing a shitty game on a handheld for 8 hours straight! with breaks/lunch of course... The fun part about the job is working with a bunch of other gamer nerds who most likely smoke weed just like you and having the freedom to not care about your job that much because you are on a contract anyways. Honestly the co-workers will make or break your enjoyment of QA Testing... both the contracts I did were manageable because the co-workers were great.

The pay is pretty much bottom barrel of game development careers, I wouldn't even call it a career because it's all contracts unless you do exceptionally well, suck up to the bosses/management and maybe give a handjob in the bathroom when none of your peers are paying attention. Some of the smaller devs hire on permanent testers, but for the most part its contracts.
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Post by: Umbra on May 04, 2014, 12:04:53 pm
U wot
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Post by: Molly on May 04, 2014, 12:35:57 pm
my wife is, supposedly, on a business trip in Bremen. Only found out about it on friday - supposedly some emergency.

How do i deal with being suspicious/jealous? So far, I jerked off multiple times, ate a pack of Mars ice-cream and invited a friend of mine to play playstation and smoke weed later today - is there any other way to deal with my feelings?
Since I live in Bremen - I'll show her around :lol:
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Post by: darmaster on May 04, 2014, 12:54:27 pm
basically I fell in love with this woman, she's the one in my avatar, but I realized she's jewish. should I ask her out?
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Post by: Gmnotutoo on May 04, 2014, 05:47:02 pm
How can I cope with life when playing in a game that has devs who ensure japanese themed weapons are terrible?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Christo on May 04, 2014, 06:06:50 pm
Easily
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Post by: Gmnotutoo on May 04, 2014, 06:11:55 pm
Easily

Thank you, I feel better now <3
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Post by: Thryn on May 08, 2014, 09:22:13 pm
hi there yes um turkish ppl go on crazy -1 sprees on my posts wat to do pls help
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Post by: Vibe on May 08, 2014, 10:18:41 pm
hi there yes um turkish ppl go on crazy -1 sprees on my posts wat to do pls help

to make turk go make plus on your post you must to make fondle on his falafels
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Xant on May 08, 2014, 11:01:34 pm
How?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 08, 2014, 11:06:32 pm
my wife is, supposedly, on a business trip in Bremen. Only found out about it on friday - supposedly some emergency.

How do i deal with being suspicious/jealous? So far, I jerked off multiple times, ate a pack of Mars ice-cream and invited a friend of mine to play playstation and smoke weed later today - is there any other way to deal with my feelings?

Stop having feelings, problem solved.  And possibly play Sega Genesis or Super NES over playstation, that might help too. 
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Post by: Thryn on May 09, 2014, 02:32:44 pm
to make turk go make plus on your post you must to make fondle on his falafels

but if fondel i falafel is turk reject i no fondel falafel but get kebab

pls halp
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Umbra on May 12, 2014, 12:35:32 pm
Vibe, am i gay?
Title: Re: Vibe's therapy session
Post by: Vibe on May 12, 2014, 01:46:21 pm
Vibe, am i gay?

Yes, but then again we all are. Now let's embrace eachother
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Post by: darmaster on May 12, 2014, 08:56:50 pm
should I choose my avatar or my signature?
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Post by: Thryn on May 13, 2014, 03:27:08 pm
i laff evrytim
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Post by: engurrand on May 15, 2014, 03:03:09 am
Hi am feeling really depressed right now i need someone to Skype with.
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Post by: Umbra on May 15, 2014, 01:15:19 pm
Are you a pretty sissyboy?
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Post by: engurrand on May 15, 2014, 11:30:58 pm
Are you a pretty sissyboy?

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Post by: darmaster on July 06, 2014, 03:16:02 pm
how the fuck am i supposed to reach 1000+ if this thing doesn't refresh?
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Post by: Thryn on July 06, 2014, 04:03:16 pm
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Post by: Joseph Porta on July 06, 2014, 06:33:45 pm
Verb, do you think im pretty?  :shock:
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Post by: Lennu on July 06, 2014, 08:04:53 pm
Verb, do you think im pretty?  :shock:

He thinks you're not. What he says is the whole other thing.
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Post by: Joseph Porta on July 06, 2014, 08:22:30 pm
He thinks you're not. What he says is the whole other thing.
Lies and slander! Verb tell me im pretty!
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Post by: Joseph Porta on July 06, 2014, 08:31:18 pm
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Tysm mr sir!
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Post by: Son Of Odin on July 06, 2014, 08:37:24 pm
Tysm mr sir!

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Post by: Joseph Porta on July 06, 2014, 08:39:23 pm
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Nooooo, my self esteem just plummeted!   :cry:  :cry:
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Post by: Son Of Odin on July 06, 2014, 08:42:44 pm
Nooooo, my self esteem just plummeted!   :cry:  :cry:

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Post by: Thryn on July 06, 2014, 08:53:27 pm
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Post by: Kafein on July 07, 2014, 12:14:10 pm
Don't they really look alike ?
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Post by: Joseph Porta on July 07, 2014, 12:48:13 pm
A little, but it could be the shared facial expression