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Title: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 06, 2013, 01:52:27 am
 
ULTIMATE AND BEST G.O.A.T.
 CLAN POWER RANKING LIST.

NA ALIGMENTS

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Alignments: Honorable Mentions
Occitan #2 NA Lawful Good
Ravens #3 NA Lawful Good
Dracul #2 NA Chaotic Good
Free Peasants #2 NA True Neutral
Jesus & Company #3 NA True Neutral
Negga's Crew #2 NA Chaotic Neutral
Teutonic #2 NA Chaotic Evil
Murder Boner #3 NA Chaotic Evil
Hospitaller #2 NA Lawful Evil
Asstrails #1 NA Chaotic Drunk
TKoV #2 NA Chaotic Drunk
FIDLGB #1 NA Chaotic Blazed


- POWER RANKINGS are under construction -




Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for this thread not being funny.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: EyeBeat on April 06, 2013, 02:28:51 am
Bird clan.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Tanken on April 06, 2013, 02:29:14 am
oh god.

You sure did suck Ravens' dicks pretty dry with your rankings.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Son Of Odin on April 06, 2013, 02:34:05 am
Your threads are bad and you should feel bad :rolleyes:
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Relit on April 06, 2013, 02:36:17 am
oh god.

You sure did suck Ravens' dicks pretty dry with your rankings.

KUTT does deserve atleast a #2 Pike mention, true.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Tanken on April 06, 2013, 02:37:13 am
KUTT does deserve atleast a #2 Pike mention, true.

Lol, I didn't even catch that part of the rankings. I was just commenting on how everyone else got something funny/dumb put on their rankings, and Ravens stuck out as like "Well, hmm, not bad." as opposed to everyone else's
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: EyeBeat on April 06, 2013, 02:42:00 am
Ravens #1 armor crutch shielders. 

They aren't good at it either.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 06, 2013, 02:48:14 am
Lol, I didn't even catch that part of the rankings. I was just commenting on how everyone else got something funny/dumb put on their rankings, and Ravens stuck out as like "Well, hmm, not bad." as opposed to everyone else's

Edited for fairness.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Dexxtaa on April 06, 2013, 02:49:34 am
At least we got runner up position  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Tanken on April 06, 2013, 02:51:52 am
Edited for fairness.

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Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 06, 2013, 02:52:03 am
This list is not funny and I am ashamed of myself for it. I need suggestions for funny.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on April 06, 2013, 02:53:54 am
OUCH, that hurts.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Tanken on April 06, 2013, 02:57:03 am
This list is not funny and I am ashamed of myself for it. I need suggestions for funny.

Draw pictures of what you think each clan's members idolize, and draw them with crayons.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 06, 2013, 02:57:09 am
At least we got runner up position  :rolleyes:

Edited for fairness.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Artyem on April 06, 2013, 03:15:28 am
Raven #1 NA clan, it's true.


Can Dracul be #1 NA proud to be American?  We don't have a single non-American member.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Legs on April 06, 2013, 03:24:32 am
#9 Daruvian NA Best Unfunny Ranker

This thread was old the first time you made it. Look for a new angle.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 06, 2013, 03:27:53 am
#9 Daruvian NA Best Unfunny Ranker

This thread was old the first time you made it. Look for a new angle.

Nah, it was pretty damn funny and most people thought so the first time.

Now it's kinda beat, but not the most atrocious of forum bundle of sticksry.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Legs on April 06, 2013, 03:28:46 am
#1 NA Best Complainer here.

DARUVIAN RANKINGS SUCK.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Penitent on April 06, 2013, 04:56:05 am
I COL (chuckled out loud) :)
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 06, 2013, 06:33:03 am
Bramd would be disappointed with me for turning his unicorn clan weaboo. :(
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 06, 2013, 09:04:16 am
Jabonra doesnt even get a ranking :(

Also, the cavaliers one is funny.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: DUKE DICKBUTT on April 06, 2013, 10:24:00 am
Chaos #1 NA Rembrandt
Rembrandt #2 Remnant
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: EyeBeat on April 06, 2013, 11:16:12 am
Jabonra doesnt even get a ranking :(

Also, the cavaliers one is funny.

Aren't they just a lower skilled recruitment tier for Semenstorm or Remnant?
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Bronto on April 06, 2013, 12:52:51 pm
I don't know if trolling or stupid but the amount of times chaos is spelled wrong is, well, chaotic.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Oggrinsky on April 06, 2013, 10:24:27 pm
Sons of Zardoz

#1 Fuck you
#2 Fuck Daruvian
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Havelle on April 06, 2013, 10:47:40 pm
May I contribute?

TKoV #1 NA high level strength crutchers
Zardoz #1 NA 360 noscope super Xbox COD'ers
HoC #1 NA Shit talked clan
Ravens #2 NA Shit talked clan
Sementstorm #1 NA Delayers/troll clan
Occitan #1 NA Everyone is cav clan
BIRD CLAN #1 NA Bleeding hearts
Astralis #1 NA Drunkards
FIDLGB #1 NA Clan I've never seen before
CHAOS #1 NA Lawful Neutral
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Bronto on April 07, 2013, 01:37:35 am
May I contribute?

TKoV #1 NA high level strength crutchers
Zardoz #1 NA 360 noscope super Xbox COD'ers
HoC #1 NA Shit talked clan
Ravens #2 NA Shit talked clan
Sementstorm #1 NA Delayers/troll clan
Occitan #1 NA Everyone is cav clan
BIRD CLAN #1 NA Bleeding hearts
Astralis #1 NA Drunkards
FIDLGB #1 NA Clan I've never seen before
CHAOS #1 NA Lawful Neutral

Lol you must be new. I recruited Sandy (your leader) into FIDLGB a long time ago. Also, when sandy And daruvian started your clan half of Frisia was FIDLGB. We wreaked havoc on many a caravan last strat and just celebrated 2 years of existence. We might not be a large clan but that's because recruiting is lame and we have no clan tags on most of our members. That is all.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: BadooN on April 07, 2013, 01:57:19 am
Lol you must be new. I recruited Sandy (your leader) into FIDLGB a long time ago. Also, when sandy And daruvian started your clan half of Frisia was FIDLGB. We wreaked havoc on many a caravan last strat and just celebrated 2 years of existence. We might not be a large clan but that's because recruiting is lame and we have no clan tags on most of our members. That is all.
Maybe you should have mentioned that your clan went by a different name before sandy left to start his own thing.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Bronto on April 07, 2013, 02:05:43 am
Maybe you should have mentioned that your clan went by a different name before sandy left to start his own thing.

Maybe you should learn sandy was recruited into FIDLGB which we played as for almost a year then changed to Pale Horsemen for like a month which was lame as hell so we went back to FIDLGB.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Havelle on April 07, 2013, 02:08:16 am
Lol you must be new. I recruited Sandy (your leader) into FIDLGB a long time ago. Also, when sandy And daruvian started your clan half of Frisia was FIDLGB. We wreaked havoc on many a caravan last strat and just celebrated 2 years of existence. We might not be a large clan but that's because recruiting is lame and we have no clan tags on most of our members. That is all.

It's a joke. I've seen Walter & Rhalzo around. I know the FIDLGB story. Sorry if it effected you and made you feel defensive butnotreally.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: BadooN on April 07, 2013, 02:18:18 am
Maybe you should learn sandy was recruited into FIDLGB which we played as for almost a year then changed to Pale Horsemen for like a month which was lame as hell so we went back to FIDLGB.
Damn girl, sorry I didn't know, I haven't been around for that long.
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Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Bronto on April 07, 2013, 02:22:54 am
Frisians #1 NA know it all dickheads that most of us have played the mod longer than their entire clan combined.

Also #1 maker of useless lists goes to Daruvian gf.

Gottem.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 07, 2013, 02:29:13 am
Frisians #1 NA know it all dickheads that most of us have played the mod longer than their entire clan combined.

Also #1 maker of useless lists goes to Daruvian gf.

Gottem.

No need to get pissed, man.

Most of the NA clans have many more people than you. Those people also play much more than you.

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These lists are designed to be insulting, facetious, and funny. This one was the former two.

Ask any new player what clans they know of and they'll list off the clans with lots of good players. Remnant, Chaos, TKOV, etc.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: isatis on April 07, 2013, 02:34:58 am
I wonder why Cochon Clan isn't there...

Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: BadooN on April 07, 2013, 02:35:54 am
Frisians #1 NA know it all dickheads that most of us have played the mod longer than their entire clan combined.

Also #1 maker of useless lists goes to Daruvian gf.

Gottem.

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Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Bronto on April 07, 2013, 02:36:31 am
Sandy I PMd you. Just showing your new kids how to troll. If they can't stand the heat stay out the kitchen.

Badoon I believe daruvian already used that in another post. Get fresh material nerd if you're so hardcore.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 07, 2013, 02:38:35 am
Sandy I PMd you. Just showing your new kids how to troll. If they can't stand the heat stay out the kitchen.

This is really gay.

The other party is always "mad" or "trolled" when in fact neither is frequently upset. It's just two people flinging text at eachother, both fully believing that the other party is mad.

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Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Malaclypse on April 07, 2013, 02:41:49 am
I'm fuckin mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore, burn the bitch down!
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Bronto on April 07, 2013, 02:49:42 am
So far my favorite part about this thread, is when i trolled Havelle and BadooN to give them a real history lesson, then they went and got their dad. Here's looking at you father Sandersson!
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 07, 2013, 03:05:16 am
I couldn't give half a ball of care about this conversation in my shitpost thread, but what I DO find fantastic is that the image Badoon posted of tampons has a disclaimer at the bottom of the package with the text "Injury or death may occur." That's hilarious.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Oggrinsky on April 07, 2013, 03:44:05 am
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 07, 2013, 03:51:38 am
NOTICE: LIST BEING PUT UNDER HEAVY RECONSTRUCTION.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 07, 2013, 04:17:34 am
The power rankings have been removed for rewriting and in the mean time I have put clan alignments here to keep you entertained.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Matey on April 07, 2013, 04:20:35 am
The power rankings have been removed for rewriting and in the mean time I have put clan alignments here to keep you entertained.

Success! I am entertained!
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Kaoklai on April 07, 2013, 04:39:19 am
BlackRose #1 NA clan usurped by a Mexican from the true king Edward
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on April 07, 2013, 05:41:28 am
GFxrce mafia #1 Kille
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Lt_Anders on April 07, 2013, 06:18:30 am
Interesting. True Neutral....

DL is like... 4 guys if I could ever get 2 to play anymore....
Says something that I can post enough for all the large clans and people remember me...though it's hard to forget Anders :p
Biggest lone strat nerd :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Dexxtaa on April 07, 2013, 06:52:22 am
GFxrce mafia #1 Kille

Best. Signature. 
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Wesleysnipes on April 07, 2013, 08:46:10 am
Keep up the good work Daruv! Btw in strat battles you are becoming a great fighter.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 07, 2013, 08:47:21 am
Thanks dude, I appreciate it. All I ever get told is that I'm bad because I like to joke with other people that they're bad, so they return the favor.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Kalam on April 07, 2013, 09:13:17 am
Lawful!? Have you -heard- how we make decisions?
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 07, 2013, 09:13:59 am
Lawful!? Have you -heard- how we make decisions?

Picking names out of a hat?
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: DUKE DICKBUTT on April 07, 2013, 12:18:47 pm
Somehow after item bombing and multi accounting, you consider us lawful?
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Blackzilla on April 07, 2013, 06:45:34 pm
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Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Ganner on April 07, 2013, 07:47:26 pm
I fail to understand how a clan who's name is chaos fails to be aligned in the chaotic collum.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Matey on April 07, 2013, 08:08:04 pm
I fail to understand how a clan who's name is chaos fails to be aligned in the chaotic collum.

They don't do anything chaotic.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Blackzilla on April 07, 2013, 08:10:11 pm
They don't do anything chaotic.
They did attack BIRD clan, which could've been an attempt to cause Chaos in Caladria.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 07, 2013, 09:58:31 pm
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Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Matey on April 07, 2013, 10:05:48 pm
They did attack BIRD clan, which could've been an attempt to cause Chaos in Caladria.

ehh. I would call them Neutral Evil. I would also call FCC Chaotic Neutral.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 07, 2013, 10:15:03 pm
ehh. I would call them Neutral Evil. I would also call FCC Chaotic Neutral.

I'd say FCC is neutral evil and VE is more lawful evil.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Mae. on April 07, 2013, 10:24:00 pm
oh
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Tears of Destiny on April 07, 2013, 10:25:12 pm

True Neutral could describe CHAOS and their notable neutrality and relative passiveness in all of this strat. Hardly Chaotic. Canary may be Lawful Neutral himself, but the way CHAOS is run it is a downright snorefest in Strat without any trace of Chaos compared to the rest of NA. Nothing wrong with that, though, before someone finds it an insult.


Psh psh psh
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Kaelaen on April 07, 2013, 10:26:25 pm
FCC is neutral evil.  We always do things that only benefit us.  If the other team benefitted from some random strat bug, we'll call them out on it and call them shit players and yell to get people de-adminned.  If we benefit from some random strat bug, we just pretend WITCHCRAFT performed witchcraft and make everyone laugh, diverting everyone's attention from the fact we benefited from bullshit. 

VE definitely fits better as lawful evil.  Sure they are out to take all your lands, but they obey their deals to the letter.  You don't really think of VE as an underhanded type of clan.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Matey on April 07, 2013, 10:30:31 pm
FCC is neutral evil.  We always do things that only benefit us.  If the other team benefitted from some random strat bug, we'll call them out on it and call them shit players and yell to get people de-adminned.  If we benefit from some random strat bug, we just pretend WITCHCRAFT performed witchcraft and make everyone laugh, diverting everyone's attention from the fact we benefited from bullshit. 

VE definitely fits better as lawful evil.  Sure they are out to take all your lands, but they obey their deals to the letter.  You don't really think of VE as an underhanded type of clan.

I really don't see us as evil. We may seem like the bad guy to our enemies, but we are a great friend to a lot of other clans and have done a lot of things to help people out even if it wasn't to our benefit.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Mae. on April 07, 2013, 10:32:55 pm
I really don't see us as evil. We may seem like the bad guy to our enemies, but we are a great friend to a lot of other clans and have done a lot of things to help people out even if it wasn't to our benefit.
true, but you can't lie it's more fun and pulls in much more upvotes to put it in kae's terms  :wink:
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Maple_Syrup on April 07, 2013, 11:27:24 pm
I want MB removed from #3 NA Chaotic Evil its a disgrace, put us in our rightful column of Lawful good. After all MB would never do anything evil
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 07, 2013, 11:29:56 pm
I want MB removed from #3 NA Chaotic Evil its a disgrace, put us in our rightful column of Lawful good. After all MB would never do anything evil

Request denied, you steel-pick spamming shit.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Maple_Syrup on April 07, 2013, 11:31:35 pm
Request denied, you steel-pick spamming shit.

Sorry if your confused this is Maple_Syrup not that scrub cikel ;)
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Maple_Syrup on April 07, 2013, 11:34:24 pm
oh

Best post of thread^
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Malaclypse on April 08, 2013, 01:09:56 am
We should get the true neutral position instead of Anders. It's basically like, we can attack a faction that thinks a balanced armor composition for an army of varied builds is 75% Heavy Yawshawns, or attack a faction that thinks a balanced armor composition for an army of varied builds is 75% Churburgs, or attack a faction that thinks a balanced armor composition for an army is 75% Milanese, etc, etc. I'd rather be boring and attack nothing than equip our own forces with overcompensating armor amounts just to have a chance at success or feasible competitiveness and thereby fun for both sides.

EDIT: But that's just like, my opinion, man. Probably the best, least crutching asshole wonderful people faction on NA that we could possibly fight would be Fimb. They have heavy armor, but they don't let it take over their whole armor. Still see plenty of chainmail on the field and as a merc on their side.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Jack1 on April 08, 2013, 02:01:57 am
@mala

I know what you mean, it's not fun when you have to wack a guy 7 times to get a kill. I wish that NA was mostly mail/studded leather grade armor. But if only.....
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Havoco on April 08, 2013, 02:25:29 am
Moving to spam with the other 20+ NA ranking threads in 5,4,3...
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 08, 2013, 03:40:39 am
We should get the true neutral position instead of Anders. It's basically like, we can attack a faction that thinks a balanced armor composition for an army of varied builds is 75% Heavy Yawshawns, or attack a faction that thinks a balanced armor composition for an army of varied builds is 75% Churburgs, or attack a faction that thinks a balanced armor composition for an army is 75% Milanese, etc, etc. I'd rather be boring and attack nothing than equip our own forces with overcompensating armor amounts just to have a chance at success or feasible competitiveness and thereby fun for both sides.

EDIT: But that's just like, my opinion, man. Probably the best, least crutching asshole faction on NA that we could possibly fight would be Raven. They have heavy armor, but they don't let it take over their whole armor. Still see plenty of chainmail on the field and as a merc on their side.

Strat = Full plate wearing strength builds glancing off each other for an hour. Unless you bring the ez mode pikes and mauls. It is incredibly boring and lame, I always have more fun in the beginning of strat when the gear is more diverse and the players can't crutch on gear.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Equal on April 08, 2013, 03:51:20 am
Also, the cavaliers one is funny.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 08, 2013, 07:48:02 am
We should get the true neutral position instead of Anders. It's basically like, we can attack a faction that thinks a balanced armor composition for an army of varied builds is 75% Heavy Yawshawns, or attack a faction that thinks a balanced armor composition for an army of varied builds is 75% Churburgs, or attack a faction that thinks a balanced armor composition for an army is 75% Milanese, etc, etc. I'd rather be boring and attack nothing than equip our own forces with overcompensating armor amounts just to have a chance at success or feasible competitiveness and thereby fun for both sides.

EDIT: But that's just like, my opinion, man. Probably the best, least crutching asshole faction on NA that we could possibly fight would be Raven. They have heavy armor, but they don't let it take over their whole armor. Still see plenty of chainmail on the field and as a merc on their side.

You're lawful neutral because of the nerds in your clan like Canary. It's that simple. Look at Canary and then tell me your clan isn't lawful neutral.

Also at the Hospergtaller bad shit-talking my thread, stop being mad that my faction is dicking your faction at Strategus and that we're better than you at everything ever.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: partyboy on April 08, 2013, 08:05:23 am
I made a list.  I haven't been this happy since I made the list for top 10 NA crossbow users you want in a strat fight when there are ~3 of us.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: DUKE DICKBUTT on April 08, 2013, 10:29:14 am
Strat = Full plate wearing strength builds glancing off each other for an hour. Unless you bring the ez mode pikes and mauls. It is incredibly boring and lame, I always have more fun in the beginning of strat when the gear is more diverse and the players can't crutch on gear.

It was pretty fun back then, to use the multitude of equipment that LLJK looted off that weebo clan or Norse Hordes AXES ONLY NO CROSSBOWS, CAUSE THAT'S NOT RPING gear.  When Tretter sneak attacked our village, there was a bit of a flash back to that, too.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Wesleysnipes on April 08, 2013, 03:50:14 pm
Glad to be evil...
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Turboflex on April 08, 2013, 03:57:00 pm
Strat = Full plate wearing strength builds glancing off each other for an hour. Unless you bring the ez mode pikes and mauls. It is incredibly boring and lame, I always have more fun in the beginning of strat when the gear is more diverse and the players can't crutch on gear.

Our heaviest armour is banded!
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Artyem on April 08, 2013, 04:27:09 pm
Our heaviest armour is banded!

Yeah, that's just Raven's though, the rest of us like the clown armor but it's fucking expensive.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 09, 2013, 03:42:55 pm
Aren't they just a lower skilled recruitment tier for Semenstorm or Remnant?

Actually we are just a rebranded ATS. Although Rubes does have the jabonra tag, so I could see how you get confused.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 09, 2013, 09:58:18 pm
Actually we are just a rebranded ATS. Although Rubes does have the jabonra tag, so I could see how you get confused.

Dude, Rubes is a beast to have on the opposite team. He cuts down teammates and enemies without discrimination.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 09, 2013, 10:15:43 pm
Dude, Rubes is a beast to have on the opposite team. He cuts down teammates and enemies without discrimination.

Like a young Huey Newton.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Mae. on April 10, 2013, 02:30:50 am
Like a young Huey Newton.
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Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Penitent on April 10, 2013, 02:35:08 am
Free Heuy!
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 10, 2013, 02:36:58 am
Free Heuy!

For once in his life, Huey is free.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 10, 2013, 02:42:55 am
Quote from: Red in The Shawshank Redemption
Huey Newton, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Huey Newton, headed for the Pacific. Those of us who knew him best talk about him often. I swear, the tks he pulled... Sometimes it makes me sad, though, Huey being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright and when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice, but still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 10, 2013, 03:11:40 am

Quote from: Red in The Shawshank Redemption

    Huey Newton, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Huey Newton, headed for the Pacific. Those of us who knew him best talk about him often. I swear, the tks he pulled... Sometimes it makes me sad, though, Huey being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright and when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice, but still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.


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Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Tanken on April 10, 2013, 04:49:25 am
What is this......WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT!?

Now the first 3 pages make no sense.

/endthread
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: FrugFrug on April 10, 2013, 03:39:03 pm
What is this......WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT!?

Now the first 3 pages make no sense.

/endthread

Yeah! Why did you take out "Murder Boner #1 clan with a likable mascot"?!?!
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Huey Newton on April 11, 2013, 12:13:04 am
What the fuck kind of thread is this

another 2nd class alarm list?
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Jarold on April 11, 2013, 12:20:56 am
Yeah! Why did you take out "Murder Boner #1 clan with a likable mascot"?!?!

This indeed! How dare you destroy our mascots self esteem like this!
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 11, 2013, 04:46:23 am
What the fuck kind of thread is this

another 2nd class alarm list?

Get out of my thread noob.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Artyem on April 11, 2013, 05:16:34 am
Chaotic good?

fuck you
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Tanken on April 11, 2013, 06:30:27 am
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I don't even know what the fuck is going on right now....
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 11, 2013, 06:50:26 am
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I don't even know what the fuck is going on right now....

D&D
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Artyem on April 11, 2013, 07:07:50 am
Yeah, learn how to be a PROPER nerd, nerd.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Vieuxcrotter on April 11, 2013, 11:58:02 am
Nobody mention about our crew the whip the shit out of all NA clan night after night on Siege ?
Come on now.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Vieuxcrotter on April 11, 2013, 12:18:52 pm
Le bloc quebecois with Drdemento,Urban_peasant and friends.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Phew on April 11, 2013, 10:18:18 pm
Nobody mention about our crew the whip the shit out of all NA clan night after night on Siege ?
Come on now.

BQ would get more respect if Demento didn't rage nonstop like a child off his meds. Maduin's awesomeness almost makes up for Demento though. Almost.

Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Vieuxcrotter on April 11, 2013, 11:20:41 pm
LOL you guys are seriously thinking that demento is raging for real ? He just yell at idiot not doing objective properly to try to teach them how to win, cause nobody listen.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: BadooN on April 11, 2013, 11:24:15 pm
Le bloc quebecois with Drdemento,Urban_peasant and friends.
Yeah, the guys who need to wear full plate and use str builds to really be effective at all.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Malaclypse on April 12, 2013, 07:07:30 am
Demento is like the Quebocois SpookIsland?
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 12, 2013, 11:09:53 am
Yeah, the guys who need to wear full plate and use str builds to really be effective at all.

Welcome to the NA servers. Enjoy your stay.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: EyeBeat on April 12, 2013, 03:23:47 pm
Yeah, the guys who need to wear full plate and use str builds to really be effective at all.

Are you talking about KUTT?
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Zanze on April 12, 2013, 03:30:53 pm
Demento and his friends. Never seen them without their plate.

They have their moments where they shine.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 12, 2013, 07:07:23 pm
Nobody mention about our crew the whip the shit out of all NA clan night after night on Siege ?
Come on now.

More like "the people who can't hack it with the big boys on the battle server"
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Vieuxcrotter on April 12, 2013, 10:54:21 pm
Please the other night we went me and demento on battle and nobody was able to kill us until i retired and then demento was alone he was having more kills then all the server put together, so please with your elitist, battle players are not any better then siege players and probably siege players are actually better.

Only difference is clans have 10+ members online at one giving time and we are 2 or 3 and we still manage to finish top of the scoreboard each map, cannot carry 15peasants that they match with us.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 12, 2013, 10:56:34 pm
Please the other night we went me and demento on battle and nobody was able to kill us until i retired and then demento was alone he was having more kills then all the server put together, so please with your elitist, battle players are not any better then siege players and probably siege players are actually better.

Only difference is clans have 10+ members online at one giving time and we are 2 or 3 and we still manage to finish top of the scoreboard each map, cannot carry 15peasants that they match with us.

So I'll see you in the battle server tonight, tomorrow night or Sunday night?  Hopefully one of you carries a pike
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Vieuxcrotter on April 12, 2013, 11:02:22 pm
No you wont see us on battle, cause it suck. Fucking scrub peasant, horse archers and what not delaying rounds every time, gotta chase a fucking horse during 3mins before it end. Its just lame if its what you like then have fun, and dont act like siege players are garbage cause we like to play a more involving game mode with more action and an objective.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 12, 2013, 11:09:49 pm
Why are you chasing horses?  You sound pretty bad at this game

/gottem
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Penguin on April 12, 2013, 11:33:45 pm
Please the other night we went me and demento on battle and nobody was able to kill us until i retired and then demento was alone he was having more kills then all the server put together, so please with your elitist, battle players are not any better then siege players and probably siege players are actually better.

Only difference is clans have 10+ members online at one giving time and we are 2 or 3 and we still manage to finish top of the scoreboard each map, cannot carry 15peasants that they match with us.

It's all true, here's a pic of demento on the battle server:

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(That's maduin, his wench)
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Vieuxcrotter on April 12, 2013, 11:53:18 pm
LOL
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 13, 2013, 12:40:46 am
No you wont see us on battle, cause we're too bad to deal with cavalry or anything that doesn't rely on crutching strength. Fucking scrub peasant, horse archers and what not delaying rounds every time, gotta chase a fucking horse during 3mins before it end because I'm bad and don't know how to play. Its just lame if its what you like then have fun, and dont act like siege players are garbage cause we like to crutch strength and loomed heavy armor so that we can try to out perform people that are actually way better than us.

QFT

Now get out of my thread you bad.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Vieuxcrotter on April 13, 2013, 01:57:41 am
How does horses running away from fight to delay rounds longer then it should be and peasant hiding in corners of the map to delay rounds have anything to do with us not being able to deal with cavalry ? You sound like a retarded person that love to make your own stories in your head. There is tons of peoples that hate battles for several reasons does it make them all baddies? If you are so good come on siege and carry your team.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: San on April 13, 2013, 02:45:00 am
Are you Vieuxcrotter in-game? I don't really recall your name when I play. I suppose siege is interesting every now and then, but it does lack challenge a lot of the time unless certain conditions are met. Battle is more consistently fun for me, and from my experience, I find a lot more challenging scenarios/ players on battle. I get more variability out of the same maps on battle than I do from siege.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Vieuxcrotter on April 13, 2013, 03:32:29 am
Problem with siege is no admin taking care of it, bad map rotation screwed up the server, also that this new beta thing introduced tons of imbalance and broken maps with bugs. But devellopers dont care, peoples design unworking map with broken spawn point and they put them on the server, its almost like they want to kill the server on purpose.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Tanken on April 13, 2013, 04:59:28 am
KUTT runs over Demento's crew on Siege any given day, what is your point boy?
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Vieuxcrotter on April 13, 2013, 05:28:51 am
hahah 10 kutts vs 2 hmm okay.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Tanken on April 13, 2013, 05:42:15 am
hahah 10 kutts vs 2 hmm okay.

10 kutts? I hardly think we have 3 active any more. Besides, when you guys couldn't beat us, you'd try to get us banned and cry on IRC or the forums. Am I wrong?
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Vieuxcrotter on April 13, 2013, 08:33:57 am
You really love spreading false rumor and invent stories, give me one url of one ban thread we did about kutt.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Herr_Thomas on April 13, 2013, 10:46:43 am
You really love spreading false rumor and invent stories, give me one url of one ban thread we did about kutt.

Gee, I'll just go through your post history(more like shit-post history.)

#1 (http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/na-siege-rule-discussion/msg657916/#msg657916)

#2 (http://forum.meleegaming.com/game-admin-feedback/(na)-para/msg623456/#msg623456)

#3 (http://forum.meleegaming.com/closed-requests/corrupted-admin-on-siege-na/msg575819/#msg575819)
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Artyem on April 13, 2013, 10:56:00 am
I'm still not sure which almighty clan this Vieuxcrotter seems to be speaking of, or which one he belongs to.

He said something about raping siege, so it must be KUTT, they do it best.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Vieuxcrotter on April 13, 2013, 11:09:20 am
wow those are ban thread? Most likely just exposing kutt admin doing a bad job lol

Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Herr_Thomas on April 13, 2013, 11:35:08 am
wow those are ban thread? Most likely just exposing kutt admin doing a bad job lol

They're not explicitly ban threads but that really doesn't change anything. Not to mention the FACT that every post of yours I quoted got debunked and proven false, so I fail to see how you exposed KUTT admin doing a bad job.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 16, 2013, 08:23:23 pm
Nobody actually wants me to finish the POWER RANKINGS, do they?
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 16, 2013, 08:35:07 pm
Nobody actually wants me to finish the POWER RANKINGS, do they?

I do if you rate my clan the best out of them all.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: BaleOhay on April 16, 2013, 09:12:33 pm
Ahh good ol siege... I know it well. I remember back when fcc first recruited me I did not even have tags yet. I put on the banner and Wallace lovingly told me if I was going to dress like a man I better kill like one or put on a dress like the rest of the sheep be killed.. (crushthru bar mace days)
We rolled that server for hours. He never questioned my banner again
Day 1 in the fcc.

day 2 I met Cyranule's Mustache.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 16, 2013, 09:14:22 pm
Ahh good ol siege... I know it well. I remember back when fcc first recruited me I did not even have tags yet. I put on the banner and Wallace lovingly told me if I was going to dress like a man I better kill like one or put on a dress like the rest of the sheep for the other team.
We rolled that server for hours. He never questioned my banner again
Day 1 in the fcc.

The strength build in plate armor using a war cleaver did well in seige? Imagine that.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: BaleOhay on April 16, 2013, 09:16:53 pm
Nope updated for u. crush thru/knock down bar mace days. I was a shielder...


Who all remembers the terror that the bar mace used to be.... imagine that in strat
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 16, 2013, 09:18:52 pm
Nope updated for u. crush thru/knock down bar mace days. I was a shielder

I guess I should have realized when you said guys could wear dresses. :D
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Phantasmal on April 16, 2013, 09:27:19 pm
The only thing I remember about Demento's clan is Urban Peasant telling me armor crutching was hard and took skill...

In all honesty, the only one I have any respect for is Maduin. They come into the battle server quite a bit and do well. I have also never seen them rage.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 16, 2013, 09:33:04 pm
Who all remembers the terror that the bar mace used to be.... imagine that in strat

Step 1: Bind overhead attack to W
Step 2: Hold W and left click
Step 3: ??
Step 4: Profit

(This was actually before I started playing)
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Revo142 on April 17, 2013, 05:02:43 am
Demento and his friends. Never seen them without their plate.

They have their moments where they shine.


Literally.
Title: Re: NA CLAN ALIGNMENTS/POWER RANKINGS 2013
Post by: Phew on April 17, 2013, 07:15:15 pm
In all honesty, the only one I have any respect for is Maduin. They come into the battle server quite a bit and do well. I have also never seen them rage.

Siege brings out Demento's rage. People that don't defend flag/gate/whatever feel his full wrath of slurs/insults/capslock. He also rages when people outrun/kite/kick him or other consequences of being a shielder in plate, because the premise that anyone wouldn't wear plate offends him.

Maduin shouldn't even be associated with Demento, he's a terrifyingly good swashbuckler in medium armor that acts like an adult.
Title: Re: NA CLAN/FACTION POWER RANKING G.O.A.T. 2013
Post by: Arjay on April 24, 2013, 12:50:18 am
I am trained in gorilla warfare

Do you mean guerrilla warfare, or can you actually command a pack of wild gorillas in combat?


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