cRPG

Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Kalam on April 01, 2013, 11:51:05 pm

Title: A new era for cRPG
Post by: Kalam on April 01, 2013, 11:51:05 pm
After much deliberation, the devs have decided that it's time to usher in a new era for cRPG. As the original cRPG devs are busy with another project, they have handed leadership over to a new set of devs led by Tydeus.

On April 5, 2013, cRPG will experience a database wipe- due to an overhaul on the game system.

New features:
- personal XP caps determined by time between playing sessions
- destructable scene objects in battle
- all new animations
- improved hitboxes
- multi-directional stabs for spears and other polearms
- stirrup mode for mounted ranged characters
- capture the flag will be replacing Battle mode
- a new item system. Every death with an item leads to the loss of that item.
- lootable armor
- duel/Strategus will turn into a persistent 'tavern town' server
- alternate modes of warfare and economic competition introduced to Strategus
- a Strategus app for iOS and Android platforms
Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: Malaclypse on April 01, 2013, 11:53:58 pm
Ban he.
Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: okiN on April 01, 2013, 11:57:28 pm
Devs too lazy to do an April Fools joke so some random NA mod goes and does it on his own? LAME.
Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: Cobs on April 01, 2013, 11:58:50 pm
Woah! Really nice features!
Wait! Do you smell it? The smell...the kind of smelly smell...a smelly smell that smells...smelly...
O.O
April Fools day...
APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!
*runs*
Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: Christo on April 02, 2013, 12:04:58 am
Too good to be true, haha
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Post by: Tennenoth on April 02, 2013, 12:16:36 am
Uuuhuh...
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Post by: KinG_ChriS on April 02, 2013, 12:39:46 am
 NICE!!!
Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: Bjord on April 02, 2013, 12:47:06 am
No no, Kalam did a good job. It's April, and he's a fool alright.
Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: Polobow on April 02, 2013, 12:47:20 am
To be fair, some of those actually are pretty interesting.
Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: Moncho on April 02, 2013, 12:49:30 am
To be fair, some of those actually are pretty interesting.
But some other are complete utter bullshit (item loss upon death being the most obvious one)
Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: Cosmos_Shielder on April 02, 2013, 12:50:47 am
you're doing that instead of asinus?
Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: Havoco on April 02, 2013, 12:57:17 am
a new set of devs led by Tydeus.

Not allowed until he tells us why he kicked goretooth.
Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: Dalfador on April 02, 2013, 01:15:53 am
Ok, but you still didn't tell them about all maps being changed into random plains large.
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Post by: wayyyyyne on April 02, 2013, 01:19:26 am
sounds legit
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Post by: Penguin on April 02, 2013, 01:21:14 am
The strange thing is, I would have no problem with any of these changes.
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Post by: MrShine on April 02, 2013, 02:31:38 am
you got it in with 9 minutes to spare!
Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: Casimir on April 02, 2013, 03:16:58 am
I was totally fooled
Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: Radament on April 02, 2013, 02:43:30 pm
i know it's a joke but ...but ...

"- destructable scene objects in battle"  is my dream , i want to slay that fkcing roasted pork !
Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on April 04, 2013, 05:54:32 pm
After much deliberation, the devs have decided that it's time to usher in a new era for cRPG. As the original cRPG devs are busy with another project, they have handed leadership over to a new set of devs led by Tydeus.

On April 5, 2013, cRPG will experience a database wipe- due to an overhaul on the game system.

New features:
- personal XP caps determined by time between playing sessions
- destructable scene objects in battle
- all new animations
- improved hitboxes
- multi-directional stabs for spears and other polearms
- stirrup mode for mounted ranged characters
- capture the flag will be replacing Battle mode
- a new item system. Every death with an item leads to the loss of that item.
- lootable armor
- duel/Strategus will turn into a persistent 'tavern town' server
- alternate modes of warfare and economic competition introduced to Strategus
- a Strategus app for iOS and Android platforms

Praise the lord!

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Title: Re: A new era for cRPG
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 04, 2013, 07:57:38 pm
The strange thing is, I would have no problem with any of these changes.

me either, I would welcome every single bullet point...