cRPG

Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 30, 2013, 07:37:00 pm

Title: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions Strat 5 claims - New Tulbuk Castle
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 30, 2013, 07:37:00 pm
Werfrieds Peasant Battalion is an organisation founded by King Werfried The Great, currently lead by Regent Zlisch the GoatsPriest.
We claim New Tulbuk Castle for strat 5.

Also, eternal war on Frisia forever for taking Havelle from me. :cry:
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: ARN_ on March 31, 2013, 12:20:30 am
GOAT!
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 31, 2013, 01:01:13 am
GOAT!
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: BarBeQ on March 31, 2013, 01:08:01 am
GOAT!
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: Vermilion on March 31, 2013, 04:22:12 am
Quote
deals for our S&D including anything from a cut of the profit

Are you aware that's what tax is for?

If you buy at your own fief you keep the tax (in the fief)

If you buy at other peoples you pay tax.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: Silicium on March 31, 2013, 01:31:13 pm
I offer this (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/Meat_seller_in_Kabul.jpg/447px-Meat_seller_in_Kabul.jpg)

For this type of skin (http://ferrebeekeeper.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/assorted_goat_skins_b-_30-_60.jpg), the SnD will be allocated to you in our local butcher store.

What do you say?
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 31, 2013, 01:47:44 pm
Are you aware that's what tax is for?

If you buy at your own fief you keep the tax (in the fief)

If you buy at other peoples you pay tax.
Are you aware tax is waste of pp?
Are you aware we may have more important things to invest in?
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: BarBeQ on March 31, 2013, 03:26:39 pm
I offer this (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/Meat_seller_in_Kabul.jpg/447px-Meat_seller_in_Kabul.jpg)

For this type of skin (http://ferrebeekeeper.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/assorted_goat_skins_b-_30-_60.jpg), the SnD will be allocated to you in our local butcher store.

What do you say?

heretic!! may Mork throws you into the eternal fire.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 30, 2013, 09:12:28 pm
Finally bothered updating this.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: Haboe on May 30, 2013, 09:41:03 pm
Fancy.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: Noctivagant on May 31, 2013, 01:20:04 am
Steel Axis: War.
Mercs: War plus minus quote infamy flame war full offensive use of microsoft paint in 256 colors
Rangers: Full alliance, will support fully in aggressive and defensive wars.
Wolves: Defensive pact.

... War, war never changes. Or does it? The war has changed. did it? The answer is no unless it is yes, no of course it is. Is war. Yes. No. Yes?
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: Bittersteel on May 31, 2013, 01:57:24 am
... War, war never changes. Or does it? The war has changed. did it? The answer is no unless it is yes, no of course it is. Is war. Yes. No. Yes?

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: Butan on May 31, 2013, 03:20:45 am
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: Bittersteel on May 31, 2013, 03:25:03 am
Somebody send Kratos to this part of the forums. He needs to know about the way that woman is mistreating the kebab.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: Silicium on May 31, 2013, 03:28:30 am
Somebody send Kratos to this part of the forums. He needs to know about the way that woman is mistreating the kebab.
Watcha talking about.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Free trade fief of Serindiar
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 03, 2013, 05:55:00 am
Added trade info.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Taxfree trade area of Serindiar
Post by: Butan on June 03, 2013, 01:52:16 pm
Quote
if someone robs you it is not my problem.

Best part of the topic.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 05, 2013, 01:46:22 am
... War, war never changes. Or does it? The war has changed. did it? The answer is no unless it is yes, no of course it is. Is war. Yes. No. Yes?
Mercs surrendered to me and gave me a flying goat tribute, probably along with all their fiefs.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Taxfree trade area of Serindiar
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 26, 2013, 12:50:48 am
Ushkuru is for the time being WPB land, enjoy your 1% taxrates and 3+ stones!
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 05, 2013, 03:56:15 am
This is still the real actual WPB diplomacy thread

Eternal peace and love has also been negotiated with Gmnotutoo, still waiting for Havelle to sign off on that though.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Matey on December 05, 2013, 05:04:47 am
This is still the real actual WPB diplomacy thread

Eternal peace and love has also been negotiated with Gmnotutoo, still waiting for Havelle to sign off on that though.

Does this mean you have made room in your heart for BIRD CLAN?
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 05, 2013, 05:10:02 am
Does this mean you have made room in your heart for BIRD CLAN?
No, the bird is still a rebelling teenager and his dad, Mork, will not tolerate it, we just made love with Gmnotutoo.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Matey on December 05, 2013, 05:15:14 am
No, the bird is still a rebelling teenager and his dad, Mork, will not tolerate it, we just made love with Gmnotutoo.

Gmnotutoo is a prophet of the GodKing PartyBoy of BIRD CLAN (BEST CLAN). Only because BIRD CLAN (BEST CLAN) teaches us the ways of Love and Peace can you have peace with Gmno while being intolerant of BIRD CLAN (BEST CLAN). Don't worry, PartyBoy loves all... even Mork.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Lemon on December 05, 2013, 05:26:26 am
I'll take my mute
CAW CAW
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 05, 2013, 05:46:27 am
IT IS REVEALED TO ME THAT IN THE END OF TIMES (strat 4 ending) THE FOLLOWERS OF MORK THE GOAT GOD OF PEASANTS AND THE FOLLOWERS OF GODKING PARTYBOY OF BIRD CLAN (BEST CLAN) WILL UNLEASH AN UNHOLY WAR UPON EACH OTHER THAT WILL DECIMATE THE EARTH IN IT'S WAKE. IT WILL BE DARK TIMES, MANY PEOPLE WILL BE MAD ABOUT THEIR INTERNET PIXELS AND LOSS OF PINK TEXT. BUT FEAR NOT MY LOYAL BELIEVERS IN THE STRATEGUS PANTHEON OF GODS, FOR I YOUR PROPHET WILL TEACH THE SURVIVORS TO FLY. HAND IN HAND WE WILL ASCEND INTO THE HEAVENS WHERE PEACE, LOVE, AND BUTTSECKZ WILL BE ALL ROUND US. THE GOBBLIN KING WILL HAVE A BEAUTIFUL ENTOURAGE OF NAKED COWBOYS THAT CONTINUOUSLY CHANT THE WORD "DICKS". ILDIST WILL HAVE POUTINE. MIGGY WILL HAVE ALL THE BLACK CHICKS TITTY MILK HE CAN DRINK. WHAT I AM DESCRIBING IS THE FINAL PARTY, IN WHICH ALL THE FAITHFUL OF ALL THE RELIGIONS WILL PARTY FOR ETERNITY OR UNTIL chadz LAUNCHES STRAT 5 WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME LENGTH OF TIME.

BUT THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR WAR, SO BOTH RELIGIOUS INSTITUTIONS INVOLVED WILL HAVE GAY SEX AND STROKE EACH OTHER'S EGOS UNTIL THEN.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 05, 2013, 05:53:38 am
Once Werfriedia has inquisitated all the other followers of the bird or are sufficiently bored your time shall come Gmnotutoo, King Werfried and Mork the Goat God will purify the world together.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 05, 2013, 05:54:32 am
Once Werfriedia has inquisitated all the other followers of the bird or are sufficiently bored your time shall come Gmnotutoo, King Werfried and Mork the Goat God will purify the world together.

Even though we are going to start the Apocalypse, I'll still eternally love you.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 08, 2013, 05:18:17 am
I declare war on Anders again.
Get your sweet ass on steam, gotta talk to you real quick.

For the record I agree with Havelle, Andy, we'll fuck your shit up bitch.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Lt_Anders on December 08, 2013, 05:24:49 am
I declare war on Anders again.

I give how many fucks? None, cause you don't have anything worth getting it up. :twisted:
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 08, 2013, 05:26:41 am
Andy the goat god will eat your ugly face and shit it back on your disgusting head, Werfriedia will destroy you.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Lt_Anders on December 08, 2013, 05:33:06 am
Enough to come to my thread.

Your days are numbered Adrien BROdy.

Dude, I live here on these forums. Sperglord is my title. Ban Sperglord, to be exact.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 08, 2013, 05:35:12 am
Dude, I live here on these forums. Sperglord is my title. Ban Sperglord, to be exact.
Andy, nobody cares enough about you to give you a fucking title.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Lt_Anders on December 08, 2013, 05:50:04 am
Andy, nobody cares enough about you to give you a fucking title.

Andy? ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what, I think I'm going to sacrifice some goats for Khorne now.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Spanish on December 08, 2013, 06:12:25 am
Dont even worry guys the real sperg post is here and btw the Hosperglers will be here even after the ending of days between your petty pagan gods.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 08, 2013, 05:34:40 pm
Dont even worry guys the real sperg post is here and btw the Hosperglers will be here even after the ending of days between your petty pagan gods.

Coward, duel me 1v1 irl at Santa Monica beach and I'll make you regret the blasphemy you have spoken today.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 08, 2013, 05:45:13 pm
Andy? ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what, I think I'm going to sacrifice some goats for Khorne now.
Andy we both know you'd probably end up seriously wounded if you got near a goat, you're not man enough to handle a goat with all the loving care it demands.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Butan on December 09, 2013, 02:34:29 pm
My sins finally caught me back :

(click to show/hide)

c-RPG justice knows no bound nor prescription : crime doesnt pay guys, learn from my mistake.
I am usually a law abiding citizen of this forum, but I admit I slipped once or twice... and have been punished each time most fairly! Like Julius Ceasar once said : “If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it.”



I blame Zlisch for refreshing that thread with his usual homo-erotic strategus zoophile drama that lead me to this debacle. GG Zlisch, whatever you do you always make me suffer Q_Q
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 13, 2013, 10:03:38 pm
WERFRIEDIA STOOD AGAINST THE FOUL FORCES OF THE BIRD

4000 SERVANTS OF PARTYBOY DIED AGAINST OUR HEROES
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Artyem on December 13, 2013, 10:07:39 pm
WERFRIEDIA STOOD AGAINST THE FOUL FORCES OF THE BIRD

4000 SERVANTS OF PARTYBOY DIED AGAINST OUR HEROES

Well, you sort of agreed to a fief transfer and then flag capped us anyway...
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 13, 2013, 10:13:31 pm
Well, you sort of agreed to a fief transfer and then flag capped us anyway...
No member of Werfrieds Peasants Battalion ever made a deal for a fief transfer, I put fief transfer into the description waaay after you guys did, I'm honestly quite curious about why you thought it'd be a transfer.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Artyem on December 13, 2013, 10:15:38 pm
Well, because it was our fief to start with and we sort of assumed you would actually stick to your word on the "fief transfer" you claimed it to be.

You can now expect imminent destruction.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 13, 2013, 10:17:26 pm
Well, because it was our fief to start with and we sort of assumed you would actually stick to your word on the "fief transfer" you claimed it to be.

You can now expect imminent destruction.
You were the first one to discourage people signing up by claiming it was a fief transfer, I simply did what you did. Also, no way in hell some birdlovers will destroy the GRAND NATION OF WERFRIEDIA.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: HungryNBroke on December 13, 2013, 10:47:00 pm
Enjoy your destruction.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 13, 2013, 10:52:05 pm
Enjoy your destruction.
With the gear and ping advantage you guys should be embarrassed you lost.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: HungryNBroke on December 13, 2013, 10:59:39 pm
With the gear and ping advantage you guys should be embarrassed you lost.
Well we were treating it like a fief transfer and goofing off, but since it is now apparent we are dealing with honor-less scum we will not make the same mistake again.

Down with the goat!
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 13, 2013, 11:01:27 pm
Well we were treating it like a fief transfer and goofing off, but since it is now apparent we are dealing with honor-less scum we will not make the same mistake again.

Down with the goat!
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Goat law does not require mercy to be shown to heretics and heathens, you will be impaled.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: tormund_forkbeard on December 13, 2013, 11:04:48 pm
You are a negative influence on this community, and you will be punished to the greatest extent of our ability to do so. Give us no mercy, for surely you will receive none.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: bagge on December 13, 2013, 11:31:52 pm
Zlisch is cRPG's finest
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 13, 2013, 11:37:38 pm
Zlisch is cRPG's finest
<3
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Jack1 on December 14, 2013, 02:18:17 am
its nice to see that I helped get your roster strait and lead your battle vs Hospitaller then you just go and flag cap 4000 CC troops.

stay classy.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Lt_Anders on December 14, 2013, 02:29:47 am
its nice to see that I helped get your roster strait and lead your battle vs Hospitaller then you just go and flag cap 4000 CC troops.

stay classy.

It's fine. You guys "stole" 20k ish troops from the chinese. Not like you didn't have a few to spare. :wink:
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 14, 2013, 02:37:48 am
HAVE YOU BEEN PILLAGED BY THE GOAT GOD'S PROPHET? DO YOU FIND MORK TO BE INFERIOR TO THE MIGHTY GODKING PARTYBOY OF BIRD CLAN BEST CLAN? DECLARE VASSALAGE TO ME TODAY!!!! THE GREAT HOLY WAR BETWEEN BIRD AND GOAT LOOMS ON THE HORIZON, WHAT BETTER WAY TO GAIN REVENGE THAN TO GO BIBLICAL ON ZLISCH?
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Jack1 on December 14, 2013, 02:42:34 am
You guys "stole" 20k ish troops from the chinese.

there is a large difference between what zlitch just did to us and what we did to the Chinese.

what we did to the Chinese: had a legitimate battle were we attacked a castle

what zlitch did to us: made it seem like it was a fief transfer, then signed a roster, then had his mercs flag cap 4000 troops.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Lt_Anders on December 14, 2013, 02:48:08 am
there is a large difference between what zlitch just did to us and what we did to the Chinese.

what we did to the Chinese: had a legitimate battle were we attacked a castle

what zlitch did to us: made it seem like it was a fief transfer, then signed a roster, then had his mercs flag cap 4000 troops.

That's just smart. Why state it's going to be a fight, if the enemy already believe's they won and then turn the tables on them? Real war, that would have been a sound, tactical decision.

Also, my chinese comment was sarcasm.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Jack1 on December 14, 2013, 02:56:12 am
That's just smart. Why state it's going to be a fight, if the enemy already believe's they won and then turn the tables on them? Real war, that would have been a sound, tactical decision.
it wasn't a fight though, our factions were not at war. it was just a go fuck yourself with no reason behind it what so ever.

Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Artyem on December 14, 2013, 03:03:02 am
You're right, we're not too upset, but it's not because we had 13k (gave 5k to the GOBBLINS) to pad our reserves with, it's because we understand that it's a video game where things like this happen.

However, because this is such a small community I can't help but think that somebody we previously helped out would be capable of sticking to the "fief transfer" that we had expected.  Obviously I was incorrect, yet I know that as a result of this that there is at least one more faction that will stay true to PARTYBOY, the true GODKING.

Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on December 14, 2013, 03:05:41 am
I just wish it didn't happen, its just like "hey, you know those 4k troops you'd do something with and give people (hopefully) fun fights and XP? yeah fuck those things for no reason besides lol xD owned rofl scrub"

oh well
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Lt_Anders on December 14, 2013, 03:44:23 am
I just wish it didn't happen, its just like "hey, you know those 4k troops you'd do something with and give people (hopefully) fun fights and XP? yeah fuck those things for no reason besides lol xD owned rofl scrub"

oh well

Oh, you're complaining about 4k? One of the Big EU factions said FUK YOU EU, and just took 120k tickets and are "deleting" them by not paying upkeep. SO, yea we NA have no right to complain about lost XP cause we know how to give ourselves more.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Matey on December 14, 2013, 04:44:09 am
HAVE YOU BEEN PILLAGED BY THE GOAT GOD'S PROPHET? DO YOU FIND MORK TO BE INFERIOR TO THE MIGHTY GODKING PARTYBOY OF BIRD CLAN BEST CLAN? DECLARE VASSALAGE TO ME TODAY!!!! THE GREAT HOLY WAR BETWEEN BIRD AND GOAT LOOMS ON THE HORIZON, WHAT BETTER WAY TO GAIN REVENGE THAN TO GO BIBLICAL ON ZLISCH?

BIRD CLAN BEST CLAN. GOAT GOD INFERIOR GOD
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 14, 2013, 05:02:57 am
I just wish it didn't happen, its just like "hey, you know those 4k troops you'd do something with and give people (hopefully) fun fights and XP? yeah fuck those things for no reason besides lol xD owned rofl scrub"

oh well
The village battle was really fun.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 15, 2013, 03:21:00 am
omg I thought that was a fief transfer
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions Strat 5 claims - New Malayurg Castle
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 17, 2013, 01:43:18 am
Claiming New Malayurg Tulbuk Castle.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions Strat 5 claims - New Tulbuk Castle
Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 17, 2013, 01:57:22 am
Declaring Mork is gay.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions Strat 5 claims - New Tulbuk Castle
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 17, 2013, 02:08:11 am
Declaring Mork is gay.
We'll still have time to burn your village down, the eternal peace and love is no longer eternal, it's also gone.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions Strat 5 claims - New Tulbuk Castle
Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 17, 2013, 02:11:18 am
We'll still have time to burn your village down, the eternal peace and love is no longer eternal, it's also gone.

Nope.