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Title: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 06:07:54 pm
I decided to make a post where players can openly speak about their flaws and weaknesses In game or "In real life".  Perhaps even just confessions about something.

I feel the truth always helps you feel better when you speak it to an open community who will viciously make fun of you for it.

Some on the other hand, may praise you for it.  Everyone that knows about my minuscule penis wants a piece of it.  I am still doing the math to divide it evenly (Fractions are hard)

Think of this as a safe place you can go to get made fun of.

PS: Feel free to make fun of others yourself.  Don't make me do all the work.

I'll Start:

As I mentioned before, my penis is quite small.
I suck at everything I try to do, except Applesauce.
My skills with spelling are equal to a turkey sandwich.
Wurm online is my "Real life"
I was a proud member of TKoV at one point
I like D&D but have no friends to play it with, like a true nerd.
When I get in a tough spot in Crpg, I clench my butt cheeks together.
I get off to Saulcanner getting hit by someone
I think Gmnotutoo's Avatar is hot
I think Gmnotutoo is hot
Gmnotutoo is hot
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Ganner on March 29, 2013, 06:09:00 pm
I once was a badmin who banned on the spot for infractions... in my old age ive grown tired of the countless bans on my soul and have recently even... uggg... KICKED people instead of banning them.


Im so ashamed of what ive become.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 06:10:27 pm
Quote from: Ganner on March 29, 2013, 06:09:00 pm
I once was a badmin who banned on the spot for infractions... in my old age ive grown tired of the countless bans on my soul and have recently even... uggg... KICKED people instead of banning them.


Im so ashamed of what ive become.

You should be you disgusting aboozer.

Grow a pair and go back to being a normal player so your opinion can matter even less.

Thank you for sharing :)
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: [ptx] on March 29, 2013, 06:10:45 pm
I lack initiative, willpower and patience. Basically, i can hardly change anything about myself :(
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 06:12:49 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on March 29, 2013, 06:10:45 pm
I lack initiative, willpower and patience. Basically, i can hardly change anything about myself :(

I was going to make fun of you, but you can hardly change anything about yourself.  So what could I say to change you?

I bet you aren't even a pink dog "In real life" either, fucking hypocrite.

It's okay to feel sad :)
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: [ptx] on March 29, 2013, 06:13:46 pm
No, i don't even like dogs :cry:
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 06:14:54 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on March 29, 2013, 06:13:46 pm
No, i don't even like dogs :cry:

You disgusting human.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Dalfador on March 29, 2013, 06:20:50 pm
I'm like a god damn diamond. Flawless, bitch.

JK i blow cocks
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 06:23:35 pm
Quote from: Dalfador on March 29, 2013, 06:20:50 pm
I'm like a god damn diamond. Flawless, bitch.

Pshh.  If they threw you up in the sky, Rihanna would be going nowhere in life.  Just like you.

Quote from: Dalfador on March 29, 2013, 06:20:50 pm
JK i blow cocks

I do too though, I am glad we could relate on something.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 29, 2013, 06:27:58 pm
I play c-rpg.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 06:30:00 pm
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 29, 2013, 06:27:58 pm
I play c-rpg.

As always, you have nothing to contribute to a conversation.  I bet you don't even know how to cut a piece of paper with scissors, let alone having the occupation of a butcher.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Aleskander on March 29, 2013, 06:31:18 pm
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 29, 2013, 06:27:58 pm
I play c-rpg.

I used to play C-RPG
And willingly came back
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Bobthehero on March 29, 2013, 06:34:52 pm
I use 2 handed weapons when I am bored.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Casimir on March 29, 2013, 06:36:27 pm
I like turtles
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 06:37:41 pm
Quote from: Bobthehero on March 29, 2013, 06:34:52 pm
I use 2 handed weapons when I am bored.

That makes two of us.  Disgusting traitors we are.  As long as you have the motor skills to eat a bowl of cereal, then you can play 2h.  Don't believe me?  Trying using a Great axe with 9 PS and hold attacks.  If you are not on top of the scoreboard then start swinging at the enemies.

Worthless, just like my reproductive organs.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 06:38:56 pm
Quote from: Casimir on March 29, 2013, 06:36:27 pm
I like turtles

"King"

more like

Stupid
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Rumblood on March 29, 2013, 07:06:15 pm
Flaws? I refuse to acknowledge any. They make you a weak girly man.

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Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Tibe on March 29, 2013, 07:07:33 pm
Cant block for shit, crappy reflexes, no battle awareness, too cheapass to put points in IF, cant chamber, cant kick...shall I continue?
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Gurnisson on March 29, 2013, 07:08:54 pm
Quote from: TiberiusX on March 29, 2013, 07:07:33 pm
Cant block for shit, crappy reflexes, no battle awareness, too cheapass to put points in IF, cant chamber, cant kick...shall I continue?

It's your birthday (according to your profile at least) and you're spending your time on cRPG forums
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Dexxtaa on March 29, 2013, 07:10:28 pm
I'm still super scared of dinosaurs.
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Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Tibe on March 29, 2013, 07:11:17 pm
Quote from: Gurnisson on March 29, 2013, 07:08:54 pm
It's your birthday (according to your profile at least) and you're spending your time on cRPG forums
Ive already had a bit of fun I assure you. Went grilling in the middle of a winter in snow in the middle of nowhere with bunch of other dudes and I got a T-shirt that says "All you need is SWAG". Cheapass fvckers. Mybe il go to a bar with more dudes. Not certain yet...
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 07:12:33 pm
Quote from: Rumblood on March 29, 2013, 07:06:15 pm
Flaws? I refuse to acknowledge any. They make you a weak girly man.

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Says the brittle old man who likes to stick his own shriveled penis between his two crushed raisins that he calls an ass.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 07:13:29 pm
Quote from: Gurnisson on March 29, 2013, 07:08:54 pm
It's your birthday (according to your profile at least) and you're spending your time on cRPG forums

I was just about to say the same thing.  Obviously his parent's didn't love him enough to buy him that fire truck he always wanted.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 07:14:09 pm
Quote from: Dexxtaa on March 29, 2013, 07:10:28 pm
I'm still super scared of dinosaurs.
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Dexxtaa...That shit got old the second you laughed at it.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Tibe on March 29, 2013, 07:16:19 pm
Quote from: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 07:13:29 pm
I was just about to say the same thing.  Obviously his parent's didn't love him enough to buy him that fire truck he always wanted.

Naaah. I got those. But what I always wanted was loads of He-Man actionfigures. Dad said it was too gay....I agreed and wanted them anyway. HEEEMAAAAAAAAAN!
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Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Rumblood on March 29, 2013, 07:16:42 pm
Quote from: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 07:12:33 pm
Says the brittle old man who likes to stick his own shriveled penis between his two crushed raisins that he calls an ass.

At least it reaches! Jealousy does not become you  :P
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 07:24:58 pm
Quote from: TiberiusX on March 29, 2013, 07:16:19 pm
Naaah. I got those. But what I always wanted was loads of He-Man actionfigures. Dad said it was too gay....I agreed and wanted them anyway. HEEEMAAAAAAAAAN!
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I fixed the picture.  Now that I think about it, it is actually quite straight.  Now when you give him head you just end up making out.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 07:26:10 pm
Quote from: Rumblood on March 29, 2013, 07:16:42 pm
At least it reaches! Jealousy does not become you  :P

I congratulate you on your length.  Although there is no point if you can't even get it up.  Let alone take your pants off without assistance.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Falka on March 29, 2013, 07:36:10 pm
Quote from: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 06:07:54 pm
I think Gmnotutoo's Avatar is hot
I think Gmnotutoo is hot
Gmnotutoo is hot

+1!
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: 722_ on March 29, 2013, 07:36:58 pm
I have a tiny attention sp
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 07:38:54 pm
Quote from: 722_ on March 29, 2013, 07:36:58 pm
I have a tiny attention sp

I wouldn't even have to respond with an insult to this.  I'm pretty sure everyone who reads that is already thinking of other tiny things you have.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on March 29, 2013, 07:43:09 pm
I like glave as a weapon :oops:
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 07:46:54 pm
Quote from: enigmatic_stranger on March 29, 2013, 07:43:09 pm
I like glave as a weapon :oops:

It matches you well.  Compensation for other things obviously.  Animations are crappy like your humor.  Heavy like you in general.  Can't thrust that well
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Ganner on March 29, 2013, 07:49:53 pm
Quote from: Dexxtaa on March 29, 2013, 07:10:28 pm
I'm still super scared of dinosaurs.
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Alright im using that one.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Emotion on March 29, 2013, 08:12:35 pm
Quote from: TiberiusX on March 29, 2013, 07:11:17 pm
Ive already had a bit of fun I assure you. Went grilling in the middle of a winter in snow in the middle of nowhere with bunch of other dudes and I got a T-shirt that says "All you need is SWAG". Cheapass fvckers. Mybe il go to a bar with more dudes. Not certain yet...

Maybe the problem is you're always with dudes.




Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: EyeBeat on March 29, 2013, 10:00:44 pm
I have no patience in fights.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: obitus on March 29, 2013, 10:23:32 pm
my main flaw is im jus too perfect so everyone is jealous
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Kafein on March 29, 2013, 10:40:29 pm
If you block more than five of my attacks in a row I will enter ragemode and shout "stop blocking" at my monitor. The death of insignificant rabble is not a matter worthy of my time !
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Rainbow on March 29, 2013, 10:49:39 pm
I like this thread.

If I am in duel server and lose to somebody 2x in a row I turn into tryhard mode.  I get out of vent, turn my music off, lights in the room go all the way up, and I am in the zone.  If I lose again I am on a mission to effing win.  Fortunatley this last part rarely rarely happens.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Rumblood on March 29, 2013, 10:59:42 pm
Quote from: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 07:26:10 pm
I congratulate you on your length.  Although there is no point if you can't even get it up.  Let alone take your pants off without assistance.

Oh I can, it was just my little ploy to get you to take them off for me  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: NJ_Legion_Icedtea on March 29, 2013, 11:10:37 pm
I once made a clan and put my alts in there so it would look more popular.
Now I am in a real clan with real friends
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Nehvar on March 29, 2013, 11:29:17 pm
*No patience.  None.  This can be really bad when you have eight ATH and most everyone else is a fatty.
*The longer I play, the less I care and the more unfocused I become.  It gets to the point sometimes where I don't even try to block anymore. (Need to 'loom heavier armor.)
*Cavalry, especially HA/HX, can cause an unhealthy level of rage in me.
*I like to pick up and use random weapons sometimes even though I have low PS all of my WPF is in one category.
*I am so paranoid about hitting teammates that I often cancel a swing/neglect to take a swing to my immediate detriment.
*I don't "M" my teammates enough.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Dexxtaa on March 29, 2013, 11:37:15 pm
Quote from: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 07:14:09 pm
Dexxtaa...That shit got old the second you laughed at it.

Very well.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Espwn on March 29, 2013, 11:39:14 pm
I'm bad.

But seriously, I play stupid builds and it gets me killed a lot. My fighting style is usually the same with any build I do (which is basic btw) and I find it difficult for me to change up my play-style to fit the build.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on March 30, 2013, 02:16:33 am
Quote from: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 06:07:54 pm
Name your flaws here

My only weakness:

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Arathian on March 30, 2013, 02:23:29 am
-Ι am dashingly beautiful to the point where people around me can't concentrate on their tasks.

-My penis is too long and erections can sometimes penetrate my pants.

-I am too good in c-rpg and thus frequently bored.

-I am too modest.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Relit on March 30, 2013, 03:27:47 am
I like long phallic objects in my hands. I like standing behind men with long phallic objects in my hands. I like stabbing men with long phallic objects.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: JackieChan on March 30, 2013, 04:44:05 am
Looms
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: isatis on March 30, 2013, 05:13:30 am
Well, where should I start...

I am a curious man with many flaws and those flaws are :
I am a curious man with many flaws
I am a curious man
I am a curious
I am a
I am
I
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: LordLargos on March 30, 2013, 05:25:06 am
Excessive Bitching when I should be fighting
Bad ping
Some may call me Glancelot
Gravity is my worst enemy
Have days where I team-wound like a autist
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on March 30, 2013, 05:34:22 am
I like to think that the Warhammer has the same length as a Danish Greatsword or Poleaxe.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Cyber on March 30, 2013, 05:48:02 am
nothing to see here
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Armycook_of_KSantiago on March 30, 2013, 06:39:20 am
I just migrated from China main land 2 years ago living in BC Canada atm.
I was really good at English in my school in China, and I sucked at math there...
I felt like I should be able to make loads of Canadian friends at first, because I had many friends in China.
BUT I WAS WRONG
THINGS ARE SO DIFFERENT
I played MB for about 2.5 years, I started it because I sucked at every single FPS game my other friends played. MB gave me a chance to drog my pew pew gun and swing da axe like a real man do. 8-)
But I soon find out 2.5 years of playing didnt get me anywhere...I still suck like new players. I have been doing better recently, but not good enough.
I can block better than I attack, turns out every time I get impatient and tried to double swing and die for it...and I always charge in without any teammates.
Unfortunately, getting better in CRPG doesnt get me anywhere IRL, except glasses and nerdy look lol.
I always jokes about myself being an Asian nerd and people find that boring, its weird because when I do that in China people always laughs and tell jokes about themselves and we all laugh together... Jokes in English is just different, eh?
I named myself "Armycook" because I simply cannot get the hang of cooking IRL, weird isnt it? A CHINESE THAT CANT COOK!
btw anyone wanna buy a +3 flammy?

Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: TurmoilTom on March 30, 2013, 06:52:22 am
I always hated the fact that I'm half asian and I fit the stereotype perfectly. The usual martial arts, piano and human calculator deal. My parents seal the deal with wanting me to be a surgeon some day.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Zaren on March 30, 2013, 07:02:02 am
I play this crap game
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Fringe on March 30, 2013, 07:16:02 am
Quote from: Armycook_of_KSantiago on March 30, 2013, 06:39:20 am
I just migrated from China main land 2 years ago living in BC Canada atm.
I was really good at English in my school in China, and I sucked at math there...
I felt like I should be able to make loads of Canadian friends at first, because I had many friends in China.
BUT I WAS WRONG
THINGS ARE SO DIFFERENT
I played MB for about 2.5 years, I started it because I sucked at every single FPS game my other friends played. MB gave me a chance to drog my pew pew gun and swing da axe like a real man do. 8-)
But I soon find out 2.5 years of playing didnt get me anywhere...I still suck like new players. I have been doing better recently, but not good enough.
I can block better than I attack, turns out every time I get impatient and tried to double swing and die for it...and I always charge in without any teammates.
Unfortunately, getting better in CRPG doesnt get me anywhere IRL, except glasses and nerdy look lol.
I always jokes about myself being an Asian nerd and people find that boring, its weird because when I do that in China people always laughs and tell jokes about themselves and we all laugh together... Jokes in English is just different, eh?
I named myself "Armycook" because I simply cannot get the hang of cooking IRL, weird isnt it? A CHINESE THAT CANT COOK!
btw anyone wanna buy a +3 flammy?

lol poor bastard.
Tough shit Maynard :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on March 30, 2013, 09:20:09 am
Quote from: TurmoilTom on March 30, 2013, 06:52:22 am
I always hated the fact that I'm half asian and I fit the stereotype perfectly. The usual martial arts, piano and human calculator deal. My parents seal the deal with wanting me to be a surgeon some day.
WTF? I thought you're just a really smart velociraptor :mad:
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: FrugFrug on March 30, 2013, 10:35:48 am
I am a little overweight.

I play games probably 5 hours a day on average.

I'm not a people person.

I let people get up after knockdowns.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Gravoth_iii on March 30, 2013, 10:48:21 am
Cant block 1h overheads :(
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: buba on March 30, 2013, 10:49:53 am
Im an horse archer and a GK.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Count_Grishnackh on March 30, 2013, 10:59:43 am
I only see value in a very small amount of people, and I am fucking arrogant with the rest.
Also, teamhits.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Aleskander on March 30, 2013, 08:52:20 pm
I was never in the PRO clan, and therefore suck at CRPG
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on March 30, 2013, 09:16:32 pm
I rage way too much
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: the real god emperor on March 30, 2013, 09:21:24 pm
I have tons of flaws that i cant share with ppl.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 30, 2013, 09:46:44 pm
I just came back on to all you pathetic losers and realized no one is making fun of each other.  Of course, posting your flaws is allowed, although half of this is supposed to be making fun of your fellow nerdy Crpg player.

For example:

Quote from: FrugFrug on March 30, 2013, 10:35:48 am
I'm not a people person.

I let people get up after knockdowns.

You contradicting piece of shit.  If you are not a people person then you would have no problem giving the final blow.  Course, that is also a contradiction too because guys are the only thing you tend to blow.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 30, 2013, 09:49:27 pm
Quote from: NJ_Legion_Icedtea on March 29, 2013, 11:10:37 pm
I once made a clan and put my alts in there so it would look more popular.
Now I am in a real clan with real friends
(click to show/hide)

Not much to say here except to point out facts.  Crpg = No friends.  Read a book nerd.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Penguin on March 30, 2013, 10:38:11 pm
Quote from: Count_Grishnackh on March 30, 2013, 10:59:43 am
I only see value in a very small amount of people, and I am fucking arrogant with the rest.

This is bad, fix it.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Count_Grishnackh on March 31, 2013, 11:08:21 am
Quote from: Penguin on March 30, 2013, 10:38:11 pm
This is bad, fix it.
Maybe in the next patch :D
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Ikarus on March 31, 2013, 11:59:18 am
I get mad when somebody, who can´t even chamber correctly, manages to kickslash me. And since every peasant nowadays knows how to kick, this happens quite often. (Thank god my polish friends taught me the word "kurwa" :D it´s so satisfying, I even use it in RL now thahahaha)

I sometimes feel like lord tourettes when playing cRPG
(click to show/hide)

I can´t kick, it doesn´t matter how hard I try.

I grew pretty arrogant in the last 2 years in this game, sorry for that :I

When playing Bowbimbo: When some teammate hits me multiple time on purpose "for the lols", he´ll get enemy status, until he´s on the ground. I know it´s not right, but I don´t think these people care about ctrl+m.

Maybe that´s not a flaw, but I instantLOVE everyone on the duelserver, who fights with a knockdown weapon and lets you stand up if knocked down <3 Great people.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Joseph Porta on March 31, 2013, 03:26:26 pm
naturally I am the perfect killing machine  :P
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on March 31, 2013, 04:56:57 pm
WAIT YOU LEFT?!?
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 31, 2013, 05:20:01 pm
Quote from: Necrorave on March 29, 2013, 06:07:54 pm

I get off to Saulcanner getting hit by someone
I think Gmnotutoo's Avatar is hot
I think Gmnotutoo is hot
Gmnotutoo is hot [/font]
Quote from: Falka on March 29, 2013, 07:36:10 pm
+1!

 :wink: That is me IRL.

I have a complete disinterest in picking power-builds and thus always play short-handed in any game I play.
I have a problem with confrontation and sadly allow it to build up to the point where I just randomly blow up on someone. Usually I have good reasons, but most of the time I could have settled the issue easily if I was more open about my feelings.
I can't help liking Ninjas, even if the thing that involves ninjas is bad. (Naruto)
I care less about winning or losing, but more about going out in style.
I was born a troll, my first moment in life was me peeing on the doctor that delivered me. (true story)
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: BarBeQ on March 31, 2013, 05:56:08 pm
Im Nobody
Nobody´s Perfect
Therefore,
Im Perfect.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 31, 2013, 07:49:16 pm
I have been warned about this post, although the insults must continue!  (Considering they kept the topic open)

Quote from: Ikarus on March 31, 2013, 11:59:18 am
I can´t kick, it doesn´t matter how hard I try.

Guess who was always picked last for kickball at school.  Hell, I bet they never even chose you, you were just forced on there team by the P.E. teacher.

Lonely lonely child.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 31, 2013, 07:49:43 pm
Quote from: BarBeQ on March 31, 2013, 05:56:08 pm
Im Nobody
Nobody´s Perfect
Therefore,
Im Perfect.

...I shall let you go this time sir.  You sneaky bastage
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 31, 2013, 07:50:24 pm
Quote from: Gmnotutoo on March 31, 2013, 05:20:01 pm
I can't help liking Ninjas, even if the thing that involves ninjas is bad. (Naruto)

Ugh, that's all I have to say to you.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Lennu on March 31, 2013, 08:06:29 pm
Quote
Name your flaws here

I'm too perfect.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 31, 2013, 08:51:34 pm
Quote from: Lennu on March 31, 2013, 08:06:29 pm
I'm too Gay
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Fringe on March 31, 2013, 09:06:49 pm
Quote from: Lennu on March 31, 2013, 08:06:29 pm
I'm too perfect.

I like your profile picture...

You're not getting out of it too Necrorave...

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: BarBeQ on March 31, 2013, 09:12:52 pm
Air´s getting thinner for you Necrorave.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on March 31, 2013, 09:15:26 pm
Quote from: Fringe on March 31, 2013, 09:06:49 pm
You're not getting out of it too Necrorave...

Finally, someone had the balls to make fun of me.  The whole point of this topic and you were the only illiterate fuck to understand that.  Good job CRapPG community.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 31, 2013, 09:21:54 pm
Quote from: Fringe on March 31, 2013, 09:06:49 pm
I like your profile picture...

You're not getting out of it too Necrorave...

(click to show/hide)

Wait.. am I getting called a queer here too?   :cry:
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Fringe on March 31, 2013, 09:28:36 pm
Quote from: Gmnotutoo on March 31, 2013, 09:21:54 pm
Wait.. am I getting called a queer here too?   :cry:

D: never!

...

I mean yeah, fuck you. Goddamn gay. I'd fuck you in the ass if you wouldn't like it so much...

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Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Brrrak on March 31, 2013, 10:12:12 pm
I nearly got transitions lenses for my glasses.

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Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 31, 2013, 10:26:57 pm
I insult everything that I love and I can't stop typing GF. Also I'm a manlet.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Kalam on March 31, 2013, 10:34:45 pm
My main character does not have 10 athletics.
I'm too lazy to organize anything online or stop the FCC's banner from being the Mortal Kombat logo, let alone take part in Strategus or clan scrims.
I don't spend enough time with Wiegraf.
I don't really know how to swim freestyle.
I don't know how to climb a basic climbing wall.
My attention span is less now than it was five years ago- in games and in real life.
I don't talk to my wife enough. There. You got some honest heart-to-heart, cRPG community.

Quote from: Armycook_of_KSantiago on March 30, 2013, 06:39:20 am
I just migrated from China main land 2 years ago living in BC Canada atm.
I was really good at English in my school in China, and I sucked at math there...
I felt like I should be able to make loads of Canadian friends at first, because I had many friends in China.
BUT I WAS WRONG

You should hang out in FCC teamspeak sometime. I have a feeling you might bump into people you can turn into RL friends.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on March 31, 2013, 10:47:02 pm
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Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Fringe on March 31, 2013, 11:36:46 pm
Quote from: Kalam on March 31, 2013, 10:34:45 pm
My main character does not have 10 athletics.
Quit reflecting him off the fat ass that you are in real life.
I'm too lazy to organize anything online or stop the FCC's banner from being the Mortal Kombat logo, let alone take part in Strategus or clan scrims.
Maybe if you worked harder when you were young you wouldn't be so fucking poor and would have some time to play the game.
I don't spend enough time with Wiegraf.
wut?
I don't really know how to swim freestyle.
If you weren't...who the fuck am I kidding I can't swim much either.
I don't know how to climb a basic climbing wall.
Fat fuck.
My attention span is less now than it was five years ago- in games and in real life.
If you weren't such a fucking nerd you'd have that part of your brain. You didn't have much of it in the first place so melting the rest on cRPG was kinda pointless.
I don't talk to my wife enough. There. You got some honest heart-to-heart, cRPG community.
I'm really not a dick so I'm leaving this untouched...->
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You should hang out in FCC teamspeak sometime. I have a feeling you might bump into people you can turn into RL friends.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Rumblood on April 01, 2013, 12:30:51 am
Quote from: Necrorave on March 31, 2013, 09:15:26 pm
Finally, someone had the balls to make fun of me.  The whole point of this topic and you were the only illiterate fuck to understand that.  Good job CRapPG community.

Oh I think that someone did!

Quote from: Rumblood on March 29, 2013, 07:06:15 pm
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Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on April 01, 2013, 01:50:01 am
Quote from: Rumblood on April 01, 2013, 12:30:51 am
Oh I think that someone did!

If you think that was insulting you have another thing coming, on your chest
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Kaelaen on April 01, 2013, 02:34:30 am
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The problem isn't cRPG, hell the guy barely plays video games at all these days.  The problem is being shipped to a different State so he can't be with her on a daily basis.  (Her being Gmnotutoo, btw.)

To stay on topic, I am a strength crutcher.
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Oh the shame.

To stay even further on topic, actually I can't think of insults for the first few posts above mine fuck it.

-idlewind
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 01, 2013, 03:19:37 am
Quote from: Kalam on March 31, 2013, 10:34:45 pm

I'm too lazy to organize anything online or stop the FCC's banner from being the Mortal Kombat logo, let alone take part in Strategus or clan scrims.


Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: sexthriller on April 01, 2013, 03:30:57 am
I like the new yoga pants fad.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: FrugFrug on April 01, 2013, 03:44:15 am
Quote from: Gmnotutoo on April 01, 2013, 03:19:37 am

Hungry Hungry Felhounds
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Mae. on April 01, 2013, 04:19:07 am
Quote from: sexthriller on April 01, 2013, 03:30:57 am
I like the new yoga pants fad.

yoga pants FTW
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: dynamike on April 01, 2013, 06:02:17 am
I play on alts because I don't need to crutch on levels, looms and team stacking.
Then I get killed a lot and play on my main to feel better about myself.

I sometimes walk instead of riding. I enjoy those romantic strolls under the setting sun without the wind at high speeds tousling up my hair.
Then I get couched in the back and I get back on my horse.

I rage about how unfair it is that my crossbow build got nerfed.
Then I realize that a fighting axe has got nothing on a longsword.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Rumblood on April 01, 2013, 07:13:02 am
Quote from: Necrorave on April 01, 2013, 01:50:01 am
If you think that was insulting you have another thing coming, on your chest

NOBODY LIKES A TEASE!
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on April 01, 2013, 03:03:27 pm
Quote from: maeday on April 01, 2013, 04:19:07 am
yoga pants FTW

Christ, who let you in here?  I don't know what it is with women, but you dick sockets seem to annoy me more than anything else In games.

Using the fact that you are a woman to your advantage.  Too bad everyone in Crpg is desperate for the touch of a female (Even if if that female is a testosterone fueled Dyke)

I for one do not like women, only Applesauce.

Mmmm
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Panos on April 01, 2013, 04:47:10 pm


I AM A FUCKING GREEK.





Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on April 01, 2013, 05:09:05 pm
Quote from: Panos on April 01, 2013, 04:47:10 pm

I AM A FUCKING GEEK.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on April 01, 2013, 05:31:06 pm
Quote from: Daruvian on March 31, 2013, 10:26:57 pm
I insult everything that I love and I can't stop typing GF. Also I'm a manlet.

Almost missed your wannabe ass.  Lets start out with something on everyone's mind.  What the fuck is a Frisian?  It sounds like a type of Shampoo.  Too bad its not the kind that can get rid of the crabs in your TS.

Another thing, "Gf".  It's your thing.  Too bad there is nothing good about you.  Keep in mind, if you ever say "Gf" to me I will assume you mean Girl-Friend and I will present my anus.

Keep that stupid shit up and and I'll buy you looms you dirty skank.  (April Fools Mother Fucker)
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: MAID_AMELIA_BEDILIA on April 01, 2013, 07:08:06 pm
I don't attack people who hold up a peace sign to me (upblock, backing away, no intention to attack me.)
I don't attack peasants if they act really cute (trying desperately to survive and not attack me.)
I like to let people get up.
I don't like to gang up on an enemy.
I try to duel people like, all the time.

I am like the worst teammate ever ;_;.  Sometimes when the enemy team is full of peasants or full of people who don't attack me or both, I literally have no idea what to do because I can't attack anyone!  Luckily some of my more understanding friends understand my crippling disability and start shooting me.

Also if I see a gigantic blob of melee (It doesn't matter if there are teammates in my way or not) I am like a moth to a flame with my 'X' button in tow.  I . . . can't . . . not . . . try . . .!
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on April 01, 2013, 07:15:49 pm
Quote from: MAID_AMELIA_BEDILIA on April 01, 2013, 07:08:06 pm
I don't attack people who hold up a peace sign to me (upblock, backing away, no intention to attack me.)
I don't attack peasants if they act really cute (trying desperately to survive and not attack me.)

Sounds like you are just a pussy, letting someone live gives the chance of someone else dying.  Get good and left swing noob.

Side note: You wouldn't know cute if it looked back at you in the mirror, too bad it doesn't.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Jack1 on April 01, 2013, 07:22:44 pm
Duel: I screw around as a monk with a staff too much.

Battle: don't play serous enough

Seige: not a 39-3 str and plate crutcher.

Rageball: not a 3-39 agility whore

DTV: broken S key

Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on April 01, 2013, 07:27:01 pm
Quote from: Risen_Jack on April 01, 2013, 07:22:44 pm
Duel: I screw around as a monk with a staff too much.

Battle: don't play serous enough

Seige: not a 39-3 str and plate crutcher.

Rageball: not a 3-39 agility whore

DTV: broken S key

You dirty dirty slut.  The day you get off the streets is also the day I make a friend.  "Risen_Jack"?  I bet you can't even Jack it because the Risen part doesn't exist.  They have medicine for that, it's called Cyanide.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: dynamike on April 01, 2013, 07:32:08 pm
Quote from: MAID_AMELIA_BEDILIA on April 01, 2013, 07:08:06 pm
I don't attack people who hold up a peace sign to me (upblock, backing away, no intention to attack me.)
I don't attack peasants if they act really cute (trying desperately to survive and not attack me.)

Haha that is so true for me as well!
Except for peasants at spawn.
People at spawn are for cav like a red sheet for a bull.
They. Must. All. Be. Couched.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Emotion on April 01, 2013, 07:36:29 pm
Wehn female walke bye i git boner.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Jack1 on April 01, 2013, 07:47:48 pm
I personally like to sit at spawn with half weaboo gear and half good gear so I look bad. Then get a war spear and a katana. Stop the spawn vouchers then cut the shit out of them




Best trick that works on anybody
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on April 01, 2013, 08:28:01 pm
Quote from: Gmnotutoo on March 31, 2013, 05:20:01 pm
:wink: That is me IRL.

Just thought I would add a side note.  I like to pretend the CURVED SWORD in your avatar is my penis.  Although, if that were true then you are the size of an amoeba. 
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 01, 2013, 08:40:03 pm
Quote from: Necrorave on April 01, 2013, 08:28:01 pm
Just thought I would add a side note.  I like to pretend the CURVED SWORD in your avatar is my penis.  Although, if that were true then you are the size of an amoeba.

halp i need an adult
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: GuiKa on April 01, 2013, 09:27:44 pm
Quote from: Gmnotutoo on April 01, 2013, 08:40:03 pm
halp i need an adult

Your signature made me play Robot unicorn attack again ... and i though that part of my life was over  :cry:.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: no_rules_just_play on April 01, 2013, 11:32:53 pm
i am addicted to my pc and i am postponing everything. your poll made me lol so hard :D
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on April 01, 2013, 11:52:03 pm
Quote from: no_rules_just_play on April 01, 2013, 11:32:53 pm
i am addicted to my pc and i am postponing everything. your poll made me lol so hard :D

I'm glad I got a little chuckle out of you you chubby cunt.  I bet that little girly giggle you let out made you jiggle and ooze all over your the seat you call home.  No rules, yet you complain about the lack of rules.  Just like the rest of the Crpg community you are a hypocrite.  Hell, Im not even a Rave full of Necrophiliacs.  So I guess I can't complain either.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Kaiser Augustus on April 02, 2013, 02:42:30 am
I once considered Horse Archery.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: BarBeQ on April 02, 2013, 02:57:00 am
Quote from: Kaiser Augustus on April 02, 2013, 02:42:30 am
I once considered Horse Archery.

Mork will behead you, INFIDEL!!
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Goretooth on April 02, 2013, 02:59:44 am
Someone let me be an admin
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on April 02, 2013, 05:33:34 am
Quote from: Goretooth on April 02, 2013, 02:59:44 am
Someone let me be an admin

You would think the black armor would have scared them off, or made watch their backs at least.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Tagora on April 02, 2013, 05:52:51 am
I feel guilty that I play video games.

Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on April 02, 2013, 02:37:48 pm
I quit boxing and started going to a normal gym to lift weights like everybody else, just because it worked out cheaper. Now I feel cheap and I miss it soooo much....
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Vibe on April 02, 2013, 02:42:04 pm
2 handsome
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Rhygar666 on April 02, 2013, 02:44:50 pm
IM TOO SEXY FOR THIS MOD :oops:
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: EyeBeat on April 02, 2013, 02:48:48 pm
My flaw is that I do not know what to level up next.   :(

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Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: MAID_AMELIA_BEDILIA on April 02, 2013, 09:40:40 pm
Isn't riding the only option at this point?  Just because you do not have enough weapon points to make use of any of the other skills?  :(
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Kaoklai on April 02, 2013, 10:12:46 pm
Put it in agility and go for 6 athletics at level 35?
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Fringe on April 02, 2013, 10:59:37 pm
Quote from: Blueberry Muffin on April 02, 2013, 02:37:48 pm
I quit boxing and started going to a normal gym to lift weights like everybody else, just because it worked out cheaper. Now I feel cheap and I miss it soooo much....

Hmm...you ought to lol. I didn't really know you had to go to a gym or a boxing arena to get a boxing workout or even just a regular workout...

Also to fulfill the thread bargain: (to busy to make insult...Necrorave where the fuck are you?)
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on April 03, 2013, 12:21:13 am
Quote from: Fringe on April 02, 2013, 10:59:37 pm
Necrorave where the fuck are you?

You think I will just come to the rescue for your "Busy" ass?  Probably got both hands on your boyfriend's rod.  I'm not like you nerds and come on every hour of the day.  I only come on every 2 hours.  Loser.

Quote from: Blueberry Muffin on April 02, 2013, 02:37:48 pm
I quit boxing and started going to a normal gym to lift weights like everybody else, just because it worked out cheaper. Now I feel cheap and I miss it soooo much....

I'm pretty sure you will get the same excercise from beating your wife and or sister (Depending on your age)  Do you miss the coach giving you better wife beating techniques or just the Sandusky feel he had over you?  I always prefered Chocolate chip muffins anyways.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: EyeBeat on April 03, 2013, 01:29:50 am
Quote from: Kaoklai on April 02, 2013, 10:12:46 pm
Put it in agility and go for 6 athletics at level 35?

why not str?
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Fringe on April 03, 2013, 02:06:58 am
Quote from: Necrorave on April 03, 2013, 12:21:13 am
You think I will just come to the rescue for your "Busy" ass?  Probably got both hands on your boyfriend's rod. 

D: You sick son of a bitch! Get your hands off him! I knew he was cheating on me.  :cry:
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Dexxtaa on April 03, 2013, 04:18:04 am
I try to cover my breakups in music.

No, it's not me, but you can believe if you want.
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Bryggan on April 03, 2013, 06:00:09 am
A lot of times I'll start something and not even
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on April 03, 2013, 03:34:09 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on April 03, 2013, 06:00:09 am
A lot of times I'll start something and not even

That was never funny because
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 03, 2013, 06:48:08 pm
My favorite "flaw" is not attacking a thrower or archer who clearly sees me but isn't shooting at me due to me steering clear of them and obviously not engaging them on my horsey.  I appreciate when they do that for me even though they could easily hit me, but my "flaw" is that I will sometimes back stab them later in the round even when it's unnecessary (looking at you JC)
Title: Re: Name your flaws here
Post by: Necrorave on April 03, 2013, 08:06:36 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on April 03, 2013, 06:48:08 pm
but isn't shooting at me due to me steering clear of them and obviously not engaging them on my horsey.  I appreciate when they do that for me even though they could easily hit me

You probably were not worth a throwing weapon to him.  Hell, you are Hospitaller.  None of you guys are worthy of anything except a kick from any game you join.  The whole "Paladin" theme you guys should be built around is null.  Most of Hospitallers are Shitty, Ignorant, Shitty, Annoying, Shitty, and what I like to call "Childish trolls"

The kinda trolls that are not funny and say stupid things like "u mad?"

Not to mention you guys try so hard to be as good as you used to.  Recruiting 100's of immature/bad players will not make anything better other then make you look bad.  Not to mention most of them have had a face full of water and porcelain growing up.  (In case you have the IQ of a plunger like most Hospitallers I was refering to a "Swirly")

Back to you, some of your ideas are so full of shit that you can't even flush, You always bring up your "personal life" almost like you actually have one, you are a Hospitaller.

I keep going in circles.  Go back to hiding in Tulga before you clog up the rest of Crpg with your shit.

Apologies for the potty mouth

PS: The theme of this post is a bathroom, AKA Hospitallers