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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Sandersson Jankins on February 02, 2013, 01:17:37 pm

Title: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 02, 2013, 01:17:37 pm
This is a non-frilly post that will succinctly outline our position.

After the liberation of our previously-owned fief of New Ismirala, Frisian forces will depart the area. Until that point, no teutonic is safe. However, we have no interest in wiping Teutonic off the map. We were attacked, and are responding. I would not mind a good, relatively fair war with wesley, but this current conflict is NOT that.

After New Ismirala is liberated, Teutonic will have heavy roster support from us if they require it. We will not give Teutonic any material aid. We have no desire to see them wiped; different from many people. We want XP for all and a good fight.

Teutonic has nothing to fear from Fimbulvetr forces once Ismirala is liberated.

Good luck in your war Wesley, and Godspeed. I really, really wish you hadn't attacked us because we wouldn't have jumped in with all these folks attacking you now.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Auphilia on February 02, 2013, 03:36:00 pm
I would not mind a good, relatively fair war conflict with Wesley, but this current conflict is NOT that.


True, since you waited to attack them when they have their resources and efforts focused in their defense against other factions.
Nothing relatively fair about that. At least it is noble to offer them full mercenary support.  :)
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Turboflex on February 02, 2013, 03:37:45 pm
What? They surprise attacked us first before anyone else had.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Auphilia on February 02, 2013, 03:39:13 pm
So they fought you on even grounds? 1 vs 1?

Or were you being attacked by other factions at the time?
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Turboflex on February 02, 2013, 03:43:35 pm
We still are, Occitan & HP.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Auphilia on February 02, 2013, 03:51:53 pm
Fair enough then, I suppose.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 02, 2013, 03:59:04 pm
True, since you waited to attack them when they have their resources and efforts focused in their defense against other factions.
Nothing relatively fair about that. At least it is noble to offer them full mercenary support.  :)

They took ismirala and attacked our man taking the gear out of it without warning. We were at war with two factions at the time (and still are), one of which can be considered our size, the other being Les Chevalier Occitan.

I have not engaged in hostilities unprovoked a single time in strat. Save for the time I attacked some koj guys, I suppose.

When I engaged their first traders, not a single other faction had attacked them.

So yeah.

Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Auphilia on February 02, 2013, 04:08:07 pm
I respect that  :wink:
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Wesleysnipes on February 02, 2013, 04:16:14 pm
Yes we attacked your main 1300 man army because we like the Occitan. Ismirala was needed for KoJ. I told you in TS that I NEED that fief. You should've read between the lines. Two attacks were made. One of them was a fun open field battle(I'm sure everyone can agree). Ismirala battle wasn't fair at all. You complain about those fights even when you attack 4+ Teutonic traders for revenge. The difference between me and you Sandy: I want to make Strat fun while you take it way too seriously. Attacking unarmed traders is pretty low. Why the fuck am I writing this stupid post. This is why I got sick of Strategus. Good luck and have fun!
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 02, 2013, 04:32:05 pm
Yes we attacked your main 1300 man army because we like the Occitan. Ismirala was needed for KoJ. I told you in TS that I NEED that fief. You should've read between the lines. Two attacks were made. One of them was a fun open field battle(I'm sure everyone can agree). Ismirala battle wasn't fair at all. You complain about those fights even when you attack 4+ Teutonic traders for revenge. The difference between me and you Sandy: I want to make Strat fun while you take it way too seriously. Attacking unarmed traders is pretty low. Why the fuck am I writing this stupid post. This is why I got sick of Strategus. Good luck and have fun!

I uh.

What?

Where did I complain? Dude, I was saying that the fight is unbalanced OUT of your favor so I'm backing out.

Am I retarded or something here? I don't know what's going on. I guess I take strat seriously because I have FUN taking it seriously. I don't fret over it, I have fun pretending I'm a háveding of a bunch of Frisian fuckers when in reality I'm a nerd sitting in the loft of a log cabin in Georgia on his PC, jockeying a keyboard.

I think it was a bit silly of you to say it's a low move to attack traders when you took our fief from us, and insisted upon sending 100 man unarmed traders DIRECTLY AT US. Also a 400 man army with ~50 tickets worth of light gear DIRECTLY IN NH LAND AFTER STEALING OUR S AND D.

3/4 traders we have so far taken have had goods from Rduna or Ismirala. I consider those ours!
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Wesleysnipes on February 02, 2013, 04:35:50 pm
Understood wrong on my part. But that's my opinion. It's funny how people complain about unfair fights but when it comes to Teutonic no one gives a fuck due to our KUTT history.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Fringe on February 02, 2013, 04:36:48 pm
Timmy the dirt-farmer will die! And you can head back down to your own fiefs! I see you creeping up here. Begone foul demons!!!  :evil:
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 02, 2013, 04:47:55 pm
Understood wrong on my part. But that's my opinion. It's funny how people complain about unfair fights but when it comes to Teutonic no one gives a fuck due to our KUTT history.

Hey man, I give a fuck! I don't like roflstomps in any game, really. Like I said, we'll fight for you the best we can, and would even consider giving you resources proper, if we didn't have our hands full down south.


Timmy the dirt-farmer will die! And you can head back down to your own fiefs! I see you creeping up here. Begone foul demons!!!  :evil:

The dirt-farmers of New Ismirala have had enough of your wanton tyranny and religious persecution. Who are you to say that a man cannot worship the traditional Ismiralian idol of the sacred great eel? The very eel that sustains their modest way of life? NOW IS THE TIME, HUMBLE PEASANTRY. HOLD YOUR PITCHFORKS AND HAND AXES HIGH! TODAY YOU WILL BE HEROES!
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 02, 2013, 08:03:09 pm
Yes we attacked your main 1300 man army because we like the Occitan. Ismirala was needed for KoJ. I told you in TS that I NEED that fief. You should've read between the lines. Two attacks were made. One of them was a fun open field battle(I'm sure everyone can agree). Ismirala battle wasn't fair at all. You complain about those fights even when you attack 4+ Teutonic traders for revenge. The difference between me and you Sandy: I want to make Strat fun while you take it way too seriously. Attacking unarmed traders is pretty low. Why the fuck am I writing this stupid post. This is why I got sick of Strategus. Good luck and have fun!

This may well be the hugest shit-eatingly idiotic post I have ever seen. As far as I can tell you basically just asked me "Has anyone really strat been far even as decided traders to use even go want to do look more like?"
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Artyem on February 02, 2013, 08:07:11 pm
I'm still up to my nuts in nerd blood, and there's still plenty more to be spilled.  At least we're not sitting around playing trade simulator 2013 like everyone else on the fucking map.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Wesleysnipes on February 02, 2013, 08:13:40 pm
I'm still up to my nuts in nerd blood, and there's still plenty more to be spilled.  At least we're not sitting around playing trade simulator 2013 like everyone else on the fucking map.


 This is true.

 Artyem, I don't understand why you post like you do something in Strat. For a faction that is very small you act tough. Makes me laugh actually. You suckin off NH. 
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Artyem on February 02, 2013, 08:31:03 pm
We fought KUTT without any support from anyone, and then we fought and wiped a Hero Party army (given it wasn't that big of an army, but we did it), by ourselves, and we're still fucking here, aren't we?

And now we're fighting you, and I could gladly go take a fief off your hands if that's what you want, but it's kind of a group consensus that Fimbulvetr should get off your dick because we care about fun.  We care about having a good time, we don't want people to get mad at this game.  It's not our fault you've proven yourself to be a cock mongering turncoat, we tried to be nice but you pussed out and decided to sucker punch us, and as soon as you get hit back you cry foul.  Sometimes you make me laugh, "wah wah wah no one can take anything we do seriously because of the KUTT stuff" that's horse shit and you know it, we wanted to work with you.

Oh well, hopefully CHAOS takes you off the map, there's too many "HOLY CRUSADER GUARD KNIGHTS OF THE BLESSED ORDER OF GOD" clans running around.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Wesleysnipes on February 02, 2013, 08:39:09 pm
As you wish.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: partyboy on February 02, 2013, 08:40:40 pm
there's too many "HOLY CRUSADER GUARD KNIGHTS OF THE BLESSED ORDER OF GOD" clans running around.

Not enough Muslim themed ones, tbh.  RIP LLJK
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Fringe on February 02, 2013, 08:55:45 pm
Not enough Muslim themed ones, tbh.  RIP LLJK

Very true, but LLJK was just a troll clan?
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Artyem on February 02, 2013, 08:58:57 pm
Very true, but LLJK was just a troll clan?

One might see it this way, but for others, it was the greatest thing to have ever existed.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Herr_Thomas on February 02, 2013, 09:55:17 pm
We fought KUTT

Oh yeah dude, great fights all around.

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Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Nightingale on February 02, 2013, 09:56:07 pm
We fought KUTT without any support from anyone

mkay.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Relit on February 02, 2013, 10:25:43 pm
Oh yeah dude, great fights all around.

They had 2 active strat players at that point. Not bad results for such a tiny clan.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 02, 2013, 10:35:55 pm
Nice avatar Wolfm8.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Wesleysnipes on February 02, 2013, 11:25:39 pm
Lol Artym you call that a strat fight? Still suckin off Diggles eh?
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Relit on February 02, 2013, 11:43:01 pm
Lol Artym you call that a strat fight? Still suckin off Diggles eh?

What does Diggles have to do with those KUTT battles exactly? Just because Diggles hurt your feelings does not mean you should shit talk somebody else. Go listen to some linkin park and let go of some of that angst. Friggin' kids these days.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Wesleysnipes on February 02, 2013, 11:46:00 pm
To be honest I'd rather listen to Kid Rock - Cowboy.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 03, 2013, 12:48:36 am
Yes we attacked your main 1300 man army because we like the Occitan. Ismirala was needed for KoJ. I told you in TS that I NEED that fief. You should've read between the lines. Two attacks were made. One of them was a fun open field battle(I'm sure everyone can agree). Ismirala battle wasn't fair at all. You complain about those fights even when you attack 4+ Teutonic traders for revenge. The difference between me and you Sandy: I want to make Strat fun while you take it way too seriously. Attacking unarmed traders is pretty low. Why the fuck am I writing this stupid post. This is why I got sick of Strategus. Good luck and have fun!

By the way, this was my reaction to this post.

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Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: kasMVC on February 03, 2013, 12:57:17 am
ALL IN ALL CIKEL HAS THIS TO SAY:


I FEEL BAD FOR MR HOLLIDAY  AND SO SHOULD ALL OF YOU!!!
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on February 03, 2013, 01:12:32 am
Dude, Wesley, don't get worked up. I remember you in Blade, in US Marshalls... man, in 1998, you played it cool at every turn. Hold on to that Wesley Snipes. Don't go all '93 Demolition Man "What's my boggle" manic on us, friend. You outgrew that shit. And yeah, you've been mostly direct-to-dvd since '04 or so...

...but we still remember how it used to be.

EDIT: In case some of you kids weren't sentient in '93 (I was 6, but I was paying close attention):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4XWlroqZYg
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Herr_Thomas on February 03, 2013, 01:38:30 am
Nice avatar Wolfm8.

You too m8, all hail the Bobby.

They had 2 active strat players at that point. Not bad results for such a tiny clan.

2 active players should be able to put together WAY more than 68 total tickets lost.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Artyem on February 03, 2013, 04:16:16 am
You too m8, all hail the Bobby.

2 active players should be able to put together WAY more than 68 total tickets lost.

15 - 20 active players should be able to defend a village against a 2 active player faction.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Tom Cruise on February 03, 2013, 06:07:30 am
Yes we attacked your main 1300 man army because we like the Occitan. Ismirala was needed for KoJ. I told you in TS that I NEED that fief. You should've read between the lines. Two attacks were made. One of them was a fun open field battle(I'm sure everyone can agree). Ismirala battle wasn't fair at all. You complain about those fights even when you attack 4+ Teutonic traders for revenge. The difference between me and you Sandy: I want to make Strat fun while you take it way too seriously. Attacking unarmed traders is pretty low. Why the fuck am I writing this stupid post. This is why I got sick of Strategus. Good luck and have fun!


Then why attack a village with almost nothing in it? How is that fun? And why do you NEED that village? What the fuck is so special to you about it?Attacking traders is one of the most strategic  and tactically wise things you can do in a war. Someone else owns it and when they don't give it to you when you ask you get upset? Stop Acting like a child. And you only say you are getting bored with strat because you are/gunna get your shit kicked in.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Fringe on February 03, 2013, 07:08:58 am

Then why attack a village with almost nothing in it? How is that fun? And why do you NEED that village? What the fuck is so special to you about it?Attacking traders is one of the most strategic  and tactically wise things you can do in a war. Someone else owns it and when they don't give it to you when you ask you get upset? Stop Acting like a child. And you only say you are getting bored with strat because you are/gunna get your shit kicked in.


Teutonic didn't, I did. <- The difference. Define it.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Holiday203 on February 03, 2013, 07:20:50 am
ALL IN ALL CIKEL HAS THIS TO SAY:


I FEEL BAD FOR MR HOLLIDAY  AND SO SHOULD ALL OF YOU!!!

IM SORRY!
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Tom Cruise on February 03, 2013, 11:06:32 am

Teutonic didn't, I did. <- The difference. Define it.

And I wonder if I can count how many people told me koj is part of Teutonic, including Wes perphaps? And are you not part of Teutonic on strat?
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Nightingale on February 03, 2013, 11:17:06 am
15 - 20 active players should be able to defend a village against a 2 active player faction.

I think... You are forgetting something.... not sure what.

Oh you mean to say? That Fallen, Remnants, FCC and Teutonics attacking us all at once, didn't help you take that village? Or that DL had previously already taken that village from us... I am pretty sure that just sounds like an "unfair clusterfuck."- as tears of destiny would say.

I am also pretty sure I am just crazy though. I mean that doesn't even make sense right and I am obviously remembering it all wrong.



Can't you just let dead clans die?
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 03, 2013, 07:58:26 pm
No one wins battles on their own.  I've never seen a clan fill an entire roster on their own.  Either diplomacy or just the need for exp gets you mercs.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Smoothrich on February 03, 2013, 10:51:17 pm
No one wins battles on their own.  I've never seen a clan fill an entire roster on their own.  Either diplomacy or just the need for exp gets you mercs.

Spoken like someone who missed LLJK's glory days.  No wonder you went along with BIRD's mockery of the goon corpse.

No mercs, no diplomacy, no skill.  Just endless troops and horrible players.  And victory.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: partyboy on February 04, 2013, 11:02:48 am
Spoken like someone who missed LLJK's glory days.  No wonder you went along with BIRD's mockery of the goon corpse.

No mercs, no diplomacy, no skill.  Just endless troops and horrible players.  And victory.

You're getting me all nostalgic and teary over here

edit: and to clarify, the BIRD thing was the acceptance that LLJK was a corpse: it was phantom doing the cadaver marionette, I put it to rest.
Title: Re: BRING THE TROOPS HOME 2013
Post by: Harrys Oil Can on February 04, 2013, 05:20:40 pm
Bring back ladderpaulting.