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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Wesleysnipes on February 01, 2013, 04:49:10 am
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Since Canary won't post it, I will. Chaos/Illdist and mates have declared war on the Demonic Teutonics. No point writing an RP letter. Nor will we bitch about the war. This is Strategus.
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Hey man, I think that the fine, esteemed, prestigious, honorable, valorous, generous, kind-hearted, just, and brave Republic of M8s are a faction independent from Chaos.
i mean yolo right
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This news pleases me.
Put a red line from Teutonic to Illdist and mates. Soon to be another red line with Chaos and Teutonics.
Confirmed.
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Dog gone it, I was just writing up a post about this right now. Nuts to that, I guess. And nuts to you!
Canary has a bird brain.
You'll pay for this grievance; when I said war I meant it. Now let's fight.
Cousins and keepers of the court of the cackling crone, hear me now and raise your pointed ends in the direction of foes unfought and fights finally found! A pox and a scourge shall be upon those whose sights we slip into, who sit soundly in safety no longer. War is in the North tonight!
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Everyone should just be friends. LOVE AND PEACE
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Republic of M8s are a faction independent from Chaos.
You'll pay for this grievance; when I said war I meant it. Now let's fight.
So well now... :twisted: Good fun coming.
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I'm someone that is involved in this war and I approve of fighting.
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I'm someone that is involved in this war and I approve of fighting.
The Dude Abides and will be sending some bowlers up north to check on the Tundra's bowling alleys with their team mates from CHAOS.
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Report any dry or oily spots on the lanes to the management.
thank you
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Come help dilute the blood pool, CHAOS, it's not red enough yet!
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Ok but will a tub of raspberry doughnut filling suffice? Last time I bled it really hurt.
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I reckon you shouldn't have attacked me, man. Think that might have been a bad call. Good luck in your campaigns.
Also; I recommend that factions newly engaged in war with the Tootonics should refrain from hostilities east of New Mechin. Bastards already have enough on them, let's not go balls-deep into neutral land to kick them in the nuts.
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A grand total of 82 vs 32! This is great news! The faster you get here, the faster I can drink Martinis with the French and Champagne with the Hero's.
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Probably should have stayed in TAMDA...got quite a lot of turkey on your plate now
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Boring otherwise... besides, Long hair don't care.
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Long hair don't care.
I thought of Uumdi when I read that. Is that weird?
Probably should have stayed in TAMDA...got quite a lot of turkey on your plate now
Turkey is so good though. Can we have some when our armies get north?
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Turkey is on the house bud, unfortunately we drank all the beer but we do have grade A vodka.
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"Archon, a rider bearing green colors appears!" called out one of Elindor's sentries on the walls of snowy Yruma. He left where he was standing, taking count of the arms in his armoury, and climbed to atop the gatehouse.
A rider bearing green colors and a white eye grew steadily more clear through the snow as he approached the gates. "Hail Order of the Holy Guard! I am a messenger of CHAOS, we ride through your lands, but wish you no ill!"
"Of that I am glad, messenger of CHAOS. But I ask you, what is your business in the Tundra?" called down the Archon.
The figure paused, "....we go north, to Teutonic's lands".
Elindor chuckled to himself. "They have made themselves many enemies in these days I see. The Holy Guard will give you no troubles, and your men are welcome in our modest halls should you need rest."
"Thank you Archon" replied the messenger in green as he reared his horse and turned to return to the main CHAOS force, "...we ride to WAR!"
Elindor uttered a prayer and turned to his men on the wall "...it has begun."
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Wesley has brought this upon himself.
Fool us once, shame on you. Fool us twice, prepare to die.
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I reckon you shouldn't have attacked me, man. Think that might have been a bad call. Good luck in your campaigns.
Also; I recommend that factions newly engaged in war with the Tootonics should refrain from hostilities east of New Mechin. Bastards already have enough on them, let's not go balls-deep into neutral land to kick them in the nuts.
People should refrain from hostilities anywhere near New Mechin, which is my ninja village hidden in the forest.
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Chaos/Illdist and mates have declared war on the Demonic Teutonics
Yes!
Birdbrain
YES!!!
No point writing an RP letter.
NO.
edit: VVV Thank you!
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Meanwhile in the high tower of Slezkh Castle...
The high Knights of the Teutonic order play drinking games. Amoung them is Sir Skinboat, Sir Holiday, Sir Alec, Sir Angello, and Lord Coulbert. After many hours of drinking, the Whiskey is brought out. Sir Alec and Sir Skinboat challenge each other to an arm wrestle. Before the Knights knew it, Alec snaps poor Skinboats arm in 3 places. The drunken fools laugh at the one armed freak. Skinboat pulls his dagger out... with the left arm of course. Immediately cuts Alec's throat. Meanwhile Angello is draining the main vein. Holiday and Coulbert whisper "Let's push Angello out the window into the pile of horse shit". So they do, only to realize... He was pissing out of the 90ft window. Chaos is within the Castle. Lord Coulbert can only think about Generalkapitel Wesley and Orc arriving in this disaster. Coulbert thinks to himself "Good thing those selfish pricks are gone to drink with the Occitan''. He laughs and yells at the Remaining two Knights "keep drinking and tomorrow will be a new day!". So the drinking has begun once again. The Knights drink and drink and drink. Only will they realize... Chaos was actually within the boarders of the great castle of Slezkh...
Somewhere else in Slezkh Castle...
A hard working Laborer named Jack One was a carpenter many people loved. He was so joyful, enthusiastic, and just a loving guy. That day he was working on the roof truss for the St. Marie church under the supervision of a man named Edward Palatro, another well respected man in this community of inbreeds. On that beautiful sunny day a very bad accident happened. The nails holding the truss gave out. Poor old Jack fell 35ft onto a cobble stone road. Fortunately he did not die, unfortunately he became a quadriplegic. Jack One was very depressed. Nearing death at the age of 51 he simply wanted a way out, but a good way out. He told his son Chumley he needed the doctor. Later that night the doctor stopped by. It was very dark in the house. The doc's face could not be visible. Jack asked for hard chemicals, so hard that he would see a herd of Dionysus's. The Doctor had the right stuff. A drug called ROHYPNOL... this drug many people feared. Some people say they saw multiple bolts getting shot at them, or even getting their legs crushed by a gigantic horse or the worst: A myth, a very evil man with a Bec de Corbin. A man with very very dark armor. Some say he could cut 3 elite HoC warriors in half with one slice. Any how Jack One agreed to this chemical so Doc hooked him up. Before he took the drug he asked "What is your name?" All the doc said was, well, some drunken rank about a man named Kesh. Jack could not comprehend so he took the drug. Within minutes Jack had past away from a heart attack. The Doctor had no choice but to leave the scene immediately.
(decided to write a shitty RP story-edit with more members and ppl that make this community)
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Meanwhile in the high tower of Slezkh Castle...
(decided to write a shitty RP story)
Glorious in all it's ways.
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Wesley, you forgot to add that jack was off somewhere...... Lifting things up... Then putting them down...... Then lifting them up..... Then putting it back down again.... Then lifting another thing up...... Then putting it back down again. Then proceeding to confuse other travelers with mathematical equations.
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Boring otherwise... besides, Long hair don't care.
I mean yolo right
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This thread is amazing so far! Full of lulz and I approve. This is how every war thread should go! Thank god for a good time and tons of xp!
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Glorious battle. Lovely xp. Got your ass kicked. Expect more:D :twisted:
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Great battle, more to come. This is how everyone should roll Strategus!
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Got your ass kicked.
Debatable.
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I really wish that you guys would have let me fight Teutonic for a while.
Excluding the m8s.
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"Of that I am glad, messenger of CHOAS.
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Well, that was a fun fight.
I feel that the insult to my avian mentality has been avenged, but that doesn't mean this is over. Where do we go from here?
"Of that I am glad, messenger of CHOAS.
Choas scum.
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Well, that was a fun fight.
I feel that the insult to my avian mentality has been avenged, but that doesn't mean this is over. Where do we go from here?
Just don't go to Fisdnar.
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Just go to Fisdnar.
Go to Fisdnar you say? Bah! That is too cold for me, mine friend.
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Well my glorious pre battle motivational speeches were not enough to grant the tectonics victory, but I tried!
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Well my glorious pre battle motivational speeches were not enough to grant the tectonics victory, but I tried!
They inspired many, don't worry.
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I missed the battle because I was watching ramones interviews all night after work. gdi
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I went to take a 20 minute nap before the first battle last night, and ended up sleeping for 13 hours. Sorry guys! I've been sleep-deprived all week.
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I missed the battle last night because I was diggling my bitch in her diggle-hole. Sorry.
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I missed the battle last night because I was diggling my bitch in her diggle-hole. Sorry.
My post is completely unrelated to this one. :twisted: :wink: :twisted:
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I missed the battle last night because I was diggling my bitch in her diggle-hole. Sorry.
wait, her ear?
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I would like to thank you guys for a funny read. :)
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BIRD BRAIN, BEST BRAIN
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Leave it to me to mispell CHAOS...
"Of that I am glad, messenger of CHAOS."
Fixed.
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Leave it to me to mispell CHAOS...
Fixed.
fcking choas bads