cRPG

Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: Zaar on January 04, 2013, 11:05:02 am

Title: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Zaar on January 04, 2013, 11:05:02 am
...your friend shows you new dishes and you say "Whoa, is that  +2 plate?"
...the car infront of you drives 30km/h slower than normal and you say to yourself "Why take 6 riding when you use that crap?"
...an old person walks infront of you and you just cant go around and mumble "Damn str builds, MOVE!"

I'm sure we all had some RL crpg thoughts/comments/ideas...let's hear them  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Cepeshi on January 04, 2013, 11:25:59 am
I play too much, or i am too high, when i feel sad for killing peasants.

It brought a tear to my eye not once, twice... but, but a lot of times...
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Zaar on January 04, 2013, 11:30:23 am
...you just ate one of better pizza out there and think to yourself "This almost feels as good as that time I chambered Kingrimm"  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Radament on January 04, 2013, 01:45:42 pm
...when you ask to a pretty nice girl to follow you and see your awesome collection of masterwork items.
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: donib on January 04, 2013, 02:08:45 pm
When your brain wants you to pres shift/zoom so you can see better
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on January 04, 2013, 02:35:51 pm
... you walk down the street and feel the urge to look back if there is cav incoming from behind.

... you drive your bike through the park and imagine left-slashing the next passers-by with the heavy part of your bike lock.
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: SMEGMAR on January 04, 2013, 05:14:07 pm
My girlfriend and I incorporate voice commands into our everyday conversation.

"I am opening the fridge!"
"I am deploying lettuce!"
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Sagar on January 04, 2013, 11:46:10 pm
When I walk down the street and think of how much someone has armor on it.
 And If I see someone with a fur jacket, I find that I ask myself - what kuyak is this - light or heavy?
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Joseph Porta on January 05, 2013, 03:51:46 am
I sometimes randomly do an attack animation irl acting as if im holding & swinging a weapon
Thank god no one knows what im on about when i do suh things :lol:
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Zaar on January 05, 2013, 07:55:15 am
...when you wake up with a following thought: "Naked peasant is 1 point"  :shock: :lol:
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Elmuri on January 05, 2013, 10:44:19 am
Once I was gonna jump down from maybe 2 meters, and for a second I was worried because fall damage was buffed.

Luckily I haven't had any other effects IRL, but when playing other games I constantly try to press the look-arund button
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Dezilagel on January 05, 2013, 02:42:47 pm
...you randomly shout voice commands and expect people to get the joke  :oops:
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: LordBerenger on January 05, 2013, 04:53:33 pm
...you randomly shout voice commands and expect people to get the joke  :oops:

DEFEND THE STAIRS!
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Kirbyy on January 05, 2013, 05:00:48 pm
When whipping people with pool noodles, you use the game's blocking system... left, up, right, and down.  Especially when you try to add some chambers.
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Laufknoten on January 05, 2013, 05:07:38 pm
Has nothing to do with cRPG, but I sometimes want to quick load if I've done something really stupid or messed something up. :D
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Mial on January 05, 2013, 05:16:29 pm
...when you see a crowd on the street and count them as an enemy squad, because they have no emblems over their heads :oops:
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Carthan on January 05, 2013, 05:27:31 pm
... When you try switch modes with your kitchen knife
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Leesin on January 07, 2013, 08:12:23 am
When you try to chamber block a knife with your fists as a mugger attacks you.
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Laufknoten on January 07, 2013, 05:03:11 pm
When you try to chamber block a knife with your fists as a mugger attacks you.
Or when you try to downblock an incoming stab attack in a knife fight...
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Kafein on January 08, 2013, 10:55:19 am
...you randomly shout voice commands and expect people to get the joke  :oops:

That's the problem of virtually any subculture. People around you IRL won't get the jokes.
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Dooz on January 08, 2013, 06:51:39 pm
...when you see a crowd on the street and count them as an enemy squad, because they have no emblems over their heads :oops:

Holy shit, I was just gonna post how this happened to me when I first started playing. Glad to see I'm not the only paranoid schizophrenic around town!  :lol:
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Uumdi on January 08, 2013, 07:12:16 pm
At work someone hit me with the door on their way out.  I tried to press M.
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Berserkadin on January 08, 2013, 08:18:36 pm
When you use cheap clothes to get lower upkeep.

When you try to find out what multiplier you got.
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Joseph Porta on January 10, 2013, 10:20:48 am

Luckily I haven't had any other effects IRL, but when playing other games I constantly try to press the look-arund button

i swear to god! hahahahahha  :lol: got it aswell
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: no_rules_just_play on January 10, 2013, 10:49:39 am
...when you kick an old lady down the stairs while shooting 'ZIGZAG YOU STUPID CUNT'

...when you play 'Dikke Bertha' (fat bertha*) and as soon as the signal to start is given, you sprint out of the row of teammates to crash through the row of 'defenders' with your teammates 10 meters behind you (i actually do this)

*dikke bertha: some people are standing on a football field, at one side of the field (behind a line) stands a full group of people that has to cross that field. when the defenders (in the middle of the field) manage to stop a person and can tilt them up (so not a single body part is touching the ground), that person has to go stand in the field with the defenders to stop the next wave. the last person that can make it to the other side of the field wins.
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Tennenoth on January 10, 2013, 11:38:05 am
Not so much with regards to cRPG, but since I play a lot of online games with uni friends under my name, I often get called Tenne instead of my real name when I'm out, nine times out of 10 I don't bat an eyelid about it either however other people find it odd. (For this reason alone I try my best to call them by their real names while on teamspeak)

I'm sure that happens to a lot of you who play with mates you see in real life too.

Otherwise a recurring joke with a close friend refers to wishing I had admin powers in real life, to ban chavs etc.
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Gnjus on January 10, 2013, 12:22:01 pm
Not so much with regards to cRPG, but since I play a lot of online games with uni friends under my name, I often get called Tenne instead of my real name when I'm out, nine times out of 10 I don't bat an eyelid about it either however other people find it odd. (For this reason alone I try my best to call them by their real names while on teamspeak)

I'm sure that happens to a lot of you who play with mates you see in real life too.

Otherwise a recurring joke with a close friend refers to wishing I had admin powers in real life, to ban chavs etc.

Its a bit uncomfortable for me to hang out with fellow my old friends in real life cause they call me Gnjus which is not really nice to hear for people around us in public places.  :wink:
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: no_rules_just_play on January 10, 2013, 12:27:41 pm
Its a bit uncomfortable for me to hang out with fellow my old friends in real life cause they call me Gnjus which is not really nice to hear for people around us in public places.  :wink:
plus you look like a leprechaun that suffers from a pump that blows air in his asshole
Title: Re: You play too much cRPG when...
Post by: Tennenoth on January 10, 2013, 01:38:29 pm
Its a bit uncomfortable for me to hang out with fellow my old friends in real life cause they call me Gnjus which is not really nice to hear for people around us in public places.  :wink:

lol I'm sure, hearing some people pronounce it is uncomfortable at times as well, regardless of it's meaning!