cRPG

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Title: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on December 28, 2012, 09:53:15 pm
-I once saw a GK blocking melee,TWICE!!

-It`s easier to couch a dehorsed GK than a tree!!

Write your own c-rpg jokes  :mrgreen:


Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: djavo on December 28, 2012, 09:55:36 pm
I played yesterday on EU 1.
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Post by: Arathian on December 28, 2012, 09:55:52 pm
I am a mauler and I am skilled
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: bredeus on December 28, 2012, 10:02:32 pm
I like Grey guys, both of them
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Post by: Miwiw on December 28, 2012, 10:17:49 pm
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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Kafein on December 28, 2012, 11:01:30 pm
How many archers does it take to change a light bulb ?

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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Tzar on December 29, 2012, 12:03:42 am
Why block when you can use the S key
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Post by: Duster on December 29, 2012, 12:05:30 am
Goretooth is playing sober
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Post by: Kafein on December 29, 2012, 12:15:57 am
I played Strategus
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Post by: Cepeshi on December 29, 2012, 09:32:34 am
I am a very skilled player
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Post by: Havoco on December 29, 2012, 09:52:39 am
Tears hasn't posted since December 18

Cav is hard
^^
Classic
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Post by: Araxiel on December 29, 2012, 10:49:47 am
How many tks does it take to become a full kapikulu member?
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Post by: Immortality on December 29, 2012, 11:10:59 am
Today, i fight against 7 player, there were 2 kapikulu in my team and 5 other players in enemy.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on December 29, 2012, 11:13:21 am
I like Strategus!!

Panos is not poor!!   :wink:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: the real god emperor on December 29, 2012, 12:06:32 pm
Isnt cRPG a joke itself?

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Post by: Angry_Bag on December 29, 2012, 12:57:02 pm
i demand daily GK jokes
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on December 29, 2012, 01:07:51 pm
- I once saw a Grey with only 10 cd keys.

- I once saw a ninja not spamming his katana

- I once saw Shokoshugi fighting melee
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on December 29, 2012, 01:10:32 pm
- I once saw GTX finishing a whole duel  :lol:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: [ptx] on December 29, 2012, 01:35:09 pm
I have 11 PS, c-rpg is too slow :mad:

A Grey got spammed by a pike.

Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Kafein on December 29, 2012, 01:36:37 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on December 29, 2012, 01:35:09 pm
A Grey got spammed by a pike.

A Dalhi clone did not tried to left swing spam me today.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on December 29, 2012, 01:39:20 pm
Quote from: Kafein on December 29, 2012, 01:36:37 pm
A Dalhi clone did not tried to left swing spam me today.


- I have seen Kinngrimm`s shield break,twice.

- I once saw Kinngrimm using another 1hand than his steel pick.

- I once saw Rantrex accepting his death without saying "Cheater".
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Joseph Porta on December 29, 2012, 02:33:26 pm
glaive needs a buff.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: donib on December 29, 2012, 02:35:18 pm
I played on eu1 with no ranged
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Kafein on December 29, 2012, 02:37:56 pm
People would still play rageball if it was terrible xp wise.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on December 29, 2012, 04:48:45 pm
GTX lost a duel and said good fight to his opponent

I didn't play stoned today
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 29, 2012, 05:39:21 pm
It's impossible to make archer builds that can fight in melee.
Giving archers 10 free weight so they could wear armor did make archers choose kiting over melee.
2h is UP, nerf those overpowered fast hiltslashing lolstabbing turkfeinting 1h.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Araxiel on December 29, 2012, 05:51:28 pm
Ivani4 never misses a block. He might be a haxor.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on December 29, 2012, 06:58:45 pm
Vincent_Ruth never played full plate with a Flamberge!

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Post by: Rage_Guy on December 29, 2012, 07:10:46 pm
I am a smart person.
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Post by: Goretooth on December 29, 2012, 08:04:31 pm
I am the best cav player
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Post by: isatis on December 29, 2012, 08:50:45 pm
GTX dueled with Ivani4 and said he used auto-block hack after loosing
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Post by: wayyyyyne on December 29, 2012, 09:10:34 pm
GTX once got killed without making up excuses afterwards
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 29, 2012, 10:09:39 pm
Rage guy is straight.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: bredeus on December 30, 2012, 09:10:07 am
PEPE hates us all
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on December 30, 2012, 11:20:47 am
I'm No.1 EU player!

Panos isn't a troll!   :wink:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Osiris on December 30, 2012, 05:04:13 pm
A merc said sorry after team hitting :o
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: IR_Kuoin on December 30, 2012, 05:24:24 pm
Panos is a tooth ferry
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 30, 2012, 05:49:19 pm
Kuoin is funny
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on December 30, 2012, 06:26:18 pm
- Poophammer returned a scammed loomed item once..
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: pingpong on December 30, 2012, 07:13:05 pm
your mothers asshole i tragedy
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Post by: Fartface on December 30, 2012, 07:41:46 pm
Panos is never banned , and he is a model player that never does anything wrong.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Kafein on December 30, 2012, 08:18:08 pm
Nobody would spend more time on a forum about a mod than playing the mod itself.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: pingpong on December 30, 2012, 09:23:15 pm
GK_Master_Cavalry is always the last person alive.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Tore on December 31, 2012, 12:57:36 am
I accidently hitted a grey and he didnt tk me and pollban me
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on December 31, 2012, 01:22:57 am
Quote from: pingpong on December 30, 2012, 09:23:15 pm
GK_Master_Cavalry is always the last person alive.

- I once saw a GK letting an afk dude at spawn alive.

- GK`s don`t spawn rape latespawners,they just remind them that they must spawn in time.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Joseph Porta on December 31, 2012, 03:35:07 am
You dont play c-rpg, c-rpg plays you.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: MBB_CAV on January 04, 2013, 12:05:42 am
Quote from: pingpong on December 30, 2012, 09:23:15 pm
GK_Master_Cavalry is always the last person alive.
hmm i liked this .. :P
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Corwin on January 04, 2013, 12:21:43 am
Gnjus started a clan and did not disband it, Prpavi didn't rage, Panos didn't get banned in three months, Molly didn't post anything on forums for three days, someone stopped Umbra from having fun, Kriza wasn't depressed about ranged, chadz delivered a patch on time, Asca came to TS sober, Shpritza was playing un-stoned, Reyiz got poor, kingrimm won Strategus, Bjord didn't attention seek, Boerlander said something interesting, Gnjus pronounced 'Strategus' correctly, dado stopped being Bosnian, Corwin learned how to play.

And yeah, Chuck Norris came and kicked everyone's ass.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Molly on January 04, 2013, 12:23:41 am
Quote from: Corwin on January 04, 2013, 12:21:43 am
Gnjus started a clan and did not disband it, Prpavi didn't rage, Panos didn't get banned in three months, Molly didn't post anything on forums for three days, someone stopped Umbra from having fun, Kriza wasn't depressed about ranged, chadz delivered a patch on time, Asca came to TS sober, Shpritza was playing un-stoned, Reyiz got poor, kingrimm won Strategus, Bjord didn't attention seek, Boerlander said something interesting, Gnjus pronounced 'Strategus' correctly, dado stopped being Bosnian, Corwin learned how to play.

And yeah, Chuck Norris came and kicked everyone's ass.

tl;dr  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on January 04, 2013, 12:38:32 am
Quote from: Corwin on January 04, 2013, 12:21:43 am
Gnjus started a clan and did not disband it, Prpavi didn't rage, Panos didn't get banned in three months, Molly didn't post anything on forums for three days, someone stopped Umbra from having fun, Kriza wasn't depressed about ranged, chadz delivered a patch on time, Asca came to TS sober, Shpritza was playing un-stoned, Reyiz got poor, kingrimm won Strategus, Bjord didn't attention seek, Boerlander said something interesting, Gnjus pronounced 'Strategus' correctly, dado stopped being Bosnian, Corwin learned how to play.

And yeah, Chuck Norris came and kicked everyone's ass.

haha good one  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Latvian on January 04, 2013, 01:40:58 am
someone didnt post cat in meow thread just to get +

i once got - in meow thread

real life is better than crpg
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Kafein on January 04, 2013, 02:29:51 am
Investigation journalists Nessaj and Agantyr found out the truth behind all the top hats and monocles.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Hunter_the_Honourable on January 04, 2013, 02:41:43 am
Greys don't cheat, they just have a lot of family members.

I once saw a grey using a shield without a spammitar.

GTX doesn't GTX he just has computer problems.

GTX GTXs less then twice a day.

I once saw a GK on siege.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on January 04, 2013, 02:56:32 am
- I once saw Ivani4 speaking English.

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Post by: Latvian on January 04, 2013, 03:41:34 am
i once thought it is panos on his avatar
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: wayyyyyne on January 04, 2013, 03:46:36 am
An autoblocker once gave a detailed and sincere account of its usage
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: isatis on January 04, 2013, 04:28:17 am
Quote from: wayyyyyne on January 04, 2013, 03:46:36 am
An autoblocker once gave a detailed and sincere account of its usage

They all told the truth!!!

all autoblocker used it only once to test it!!
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Hunter_the_Honourable on January 04, 2013, 04:35:30 am
2handers are UP.
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Post by: Joseph Porta on January 04, 2013, 05:06:17 am
Native has way better gameplay.


Owait c-rpg jokes, right..

Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: rufio on January 04, 2013, 06:35:44 am
nords never retreat, they just charge in another direction :wink:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Gnjus on January 04, 2013, 09:48:54 am
Quote from: Corwin on January 04, 2013, 12:21:43 am
Gnjus started a clan and did not disband it

I actually did - Mercs still exist.  :wink:

Oh and I heard Kinngrimm retired and started to grind for his level 36 dedicated 2h-build. During his first grinding up to 36 he managed to learn manual blocking.  :wink:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Vibe on January 04, 2013, 11:27:37 am
How many archers does it take to change a lightbulb?

No amount is enough, because they all run from it.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Havoco on January 04, 2013, 11:42:37 am
Panos+ Gnjus= ????
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Gnjus on January 04, 2013, 11:58:34 am
Quote from: Havoco on January 04, 2013, 11:42:37 am
Panos+ Gnjus= ????

Panjus ? A mythical creature of great beauty & intelligence ?
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Kafein on January 04, 2013, 12:16:04 pm
Quote from: Kafein on December 28, 2012, 11:01:30 pm
How many archers does it take to change a light bulb ?

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Quote from: Vibe on January 04, 2013, 11:27:37 am
How many archers does it take to change a lightbulb?

No amount is enough, because they all run from it.

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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Zaar on January 04, 2013, 12:16:53 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on January 04, 2013, 11:58:34 am
Panjus ? A mythical creature of great beauty & intelligence ?

A creature who's beauty has no limits, more intelligent and knowledgeable than a dragon. Fighting ability over 9000.

Wow....it does seem that - and - equal +  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Berserkadin on January 04, 2013, 12:20:31 pm
Quote from: rufio on January 04, 2013, 06:35:44 am
nords never retreat, they just charge in another direction :wink:

Nords never charge, they only retreat in the wrong direction.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Vibe on January 04, 2013, 12:24:22 pm
Quote from: Kafein on January 04, 2013, 12:16:04 pm


Kafein bro, I shit you not, I did not read any joke in this thread before posting mine :D

We have so much in common....

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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on January 04, 2013, 12:48:31 pm
Kinngrimm can manual block.   :D


Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Christo on January 04, 2013, 01:05:39 pm
Quote from: Vibe on January 04, 2013, 12:24:22 pm
We have so much in common....

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Yes, you are both males I assume.
*cwatididthar*

 :lol:

Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Vibe on January 04, 2013, 01:22:07 pm
Quote from: Christo on January 04, 2013, 01:05:39 pm
Yes, you are both males I assume.
*cwatididthar*

 :lol:

the brigayd never rests
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on January 04, 2013, 02:54:01 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on January 04, 2013, 11:58:34 am
Panjus ? A mythical creature of great beauty & intelligence ?

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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: IR_Kuoin on January 04, 2013, 03:37:59 pm
Russians don't buy heirlooms for real money
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Post by: Shpritza on January 04, 2013, 03:42:48 pm
Quote from: The_Bloody_Nine on January 04, 2013, 02:54:01 pm
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hahahaha   :D :mrgreen: +1
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on January 04, 2013, 03:43:19 pm
Quote from: The_Bloody_Nine on January 04, 2013, 02:54:01 pm
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but I have a mohawk  :cry:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: SMEGMAR on January 04, 2013, 05:28:10 pm
Why is 2h so impossibly hard to play?

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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: rufio on January 05, 2013, 08:11:49 am
Quote from: The_Bloody_Nine on January 04, 2013, 02:54:01 pm
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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Life on January 05, 2013, 09:14:16 am
Meow has a dog.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Carthan on January 05, 2013, 05:31:33 pm
I didnt get reported by somone who walked into my swing.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Kafein on January 05, 2013, 07:30:45 pm
Quote from: Vibe on January 04, 2013, 12:24:22 pm
Kafein bro, I shit you not, I did not read any joke in this thread before posting mine :D

We have so much in common....

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We gonna find ourselves in a sunderer parked between a terrain slope and a building, somewhere.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Reyiz on January 07, 2013, 04:57:06 pm
Berenger didnt troll turks at all
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on January 07, 2013, 04:58:46 pm
Quote from: Reyiz on January 07, 2013, 04:57:06 pm
Berenger didnt troll turks at all

- Turks have a sense of humor.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Hunter_the_Honourable on January 07, 2013, 05:02:50 pm
What spins and jumps around while still trying to attack people? A dismounted GK, just like a fish out of water ^_^
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Reyiz on January 07, 2013, 05:26:08 pm
Quote from: Panos on January 07, 2013, 04:58:46 pm
- Turks have a sense of humor.

sweet moses here comes the turkling...
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on January 07, 2013, 05:39:19 pm
Quote from: Reyiz on January 07, 2013, 05:26:08 pm
sweet moses here comes the turkling...

I gave u rank 10 and now I cant kick you from the clan :(
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Latvian on January 07, 2013, 05:40:08 pm
chadz once got 20 000 euros from crpg community and didnt spent rest of his life in hawaii
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: djavo on January 07, 2013, 06:31:51 pm
Quote from: Latvian_Knight on January 07, 2013, 05:40:08 pm
chadz once got 20 000 euros from crpg community and didnt spent rest of his life in hawaii

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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on January 07, 2013, 11:02:31 pm
Quote
Patch Notes

We are aware that, by taking money from you as an investor, we have certain responsibilities. This is why we will keep you updated on the progress, and give you frequent notes on what happened in the development recently. We want to be as transparent as possible with what happens. We take that very seriously.
Yeah
http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/welcome-to-the-official-crpg-forums/msg47/#msg47
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Reyiz on January 08, 2013, 03:29:09 pm
Quote from: Panos on January 07, 2013, 05:39:19 pm
I gave u rank 10 and now I cant kick you from the clan :(

lol a typical greek, acting without thinking :lol: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Wiltzu on January 08, 2013, 06:51:11 pm
Quote from: Kafein on December 28, 2012, 11:01:30 pm
How many archers does it take to change a light bulb ?

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Spurdo: meh... not even funny. I'd have to drop my bow and arr...*Wiltzu interrupts and shouts SHUT UP*
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on January 08, 2013, 08:35:55 pm
Quote from: Wiltzu on January 08, 2013, 06:51:11 pm
Spurdo: meh... not even funny. I'd have to drop my bow and arr...*Wiltzu interrupts and shouts SHUT UP*

too much sauna causes brain damage.  :twisted:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Wiltzu on January 08, 2013, 08:43:03 pm
Quote from: Panos on January 08, 2013, 08:35:55 pm
too much sauna causes brain damage.  :twisted:

Show proof or it's a lie :evil:


oh wait it's the joke section.. No worries then =D
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on January 08, 2013, 08:46:08 pm
Quote from: Wiltzu on January 08, 2013, 08:43:03 pm
So proof or it's a lie :evil:


oh wait it's the joke section.. No worries then =D


Quote from: Wiltzu on January 08, 2013, 06:51:11 pm
Spurdo: meh... not even funny. I'd have to drop my bow and arr...*Wiltzu interrupts and shouts SHUT UP*


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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Kirman on January 09, 2013, 08:21:10 am
It must be really hard to press X.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: IR_Kuoin on January 09, 2013, 08:41:17 am
Russians don't spam M when they get hit.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: wayyyyyne on January 09, 2013, 01:10:47 pm
IR_Kuoin actually plays the game to make observations like that

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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on January 09, 2013, 02:35:33 pm
Wayyyyyne is a shit player and i always one shot him on the duel server.    :mrgreen:

Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on January 12, 2013, 08:03:45 pm
- Mayans didn`t predict the day that the world would end,they predicted the day that IVANI would block twice.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Panos on January 18, 2013, 03:26:49 am
6 days and no one wrote anything??  :?
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Son Of Odin on January 18, 2013, 05:25:40 am
Quote from: Panos on January 18, 2013, 03:26:49 am
6 days and no one wrote anything??  :?

What's in common with crpg community and a maggot?

-Sense of humour :lol:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: IR_Kuoin on January 18, 2013, 11:17:28 am
Odin is never funny.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Joseph Porta on January 18, 2013, 11:29:39 am
yes Odin, poor attempt man, I expected more grandness from you.  :|
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on January 18, 2013, 11:36:29 am
I often drop my xbow to charge into melee.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Son Of Odin on January 18, 2013, 11:55:25 am
Quote from: IR_Kuoin on January 18, 2013, 11:17:28 am
Odin is never funny.
I see what you did there!
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on January 20, 2013, 08:14:33 am
chadz pwnd by Zlisch:
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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on February 03, 2013, 09:54:00 am
What happens when you go to the toilet with your smartphone:
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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Count_Curtis on February 03, 2013, 10:59:42 am
I was just saying this in teamspeak.

And you think i can afford a smartphone? pah. more like "what happens when Curtis wakes up at 5am"
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on February 03, 2013, 01:35:00 pm
Quote from: enigmatic_stranger on January 20, 2013, 08:14:33 am
chadz pwnd by Zlisch:
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hahahah i fucken pissed my self on this one hahaha lol lol lol  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :D :D
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Son Of Odin on February 03, 2013, 02:42:09 pm
Once Pepe took his son to a cheap zoo once to see Zlisch and other goats.


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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Casimir on February 03, 2013, 03:16:01 pm
Obligatory kapikulu joke.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Count_Curtis on February 03, 2013, 03:19:56 pm
Quote from: Casimir on February 03, 2013, 03:16:01 pm
Obligatory krapikulu joke.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: n1emys on February 04, 2013, 08:39:00 am
Gingerpussy wife and son changed the directions on strat at 2:00 in night. 
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on February 04, 2013, 10:21:13 pm
Meanwhile on EU_1:
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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Latvian on February 04, 2013, 10:23:05 pm
that is not joke, that is harsh reality
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Mammonist on February 19, 2013, 09:13:23 am
Skill and honour is what got GK_Grandmaster to #1 dueling position.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: wayyyyyne on February 19, 2013, 01:29:42 pm
Quote from: Mammonist on February 19, 2013, 09:13:23 am
Skill and honour is what got GK_Grandmaster to #1 dueling position.

this and a very stable internet connection
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Son Of Odin on February 20, 2013, 02:29:40 pm
I was going to tell you a cRPG joke but chadz nerfed it...
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on February 20, 2013, 05:49:20 pm
Quote from: Son Of Odin on February 20, 2013, 02:29:40 pm
I was going to tell you a cRPG joke but chadz nerfed it...

hahah lold
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Son Of Odin on February 21, 2013, 01:19:47 pm
Hey hey hey I've got another one.

Why does Wiltzu respec so much?

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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Son Of Odin on February 22, 2013, 12:07:24 pm
Double posting, but I have more.

So Andy walks into a bar (http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/why-do-we-even-have-a-multiplier-bar-now/)...
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on February 22, 2013, 10:31:06 pm
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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: donib on February 23, 2013, 08:30:47 pm
Master Bater has joined the battle
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Andy on February 25, 2013, 05:45:35 am
Hey, Odin's boy! You beter behave yourself, or I'll have to have a word with your father. And we both know how that will turn out...
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on February 25, 2013, 08:19:13 am
Quote from: Andy on February 25, 2013, 05:45:35 am
Hey, Odin's boy! You beter behave yourself, or I'll have to have a word with your father. And we both know how that will turn out...

hah! good one  :wink:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Son Of Odin on February 25, 2013, 02:56:26 pm
Quote from: Andy on February 25, 2013, 05:45:35 am
Hey, Odin's boy! You beter behave yourself, or I'll have to have a word with your father. And we both know how that will turn out...

Ofc we both know what will happen. My father will smite you for wasting his time :P.
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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Andy on February 25, 2013, 11:47:09 pm
Quote from: Son Of Odin on February 25, 2013, 02:56:26 pm
Ofc we both know what will happen. My father will smite you for wasting his time :P.
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Thanks to that little misunderstanding between me and everyone else on that thread, my infamy dropped into the fiery pits of tartarus, And probably never comming back out again. :(
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 26, 2013, 02:41:24 am
What do you get when you mix Smoothrich and Keshian?

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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Canary on February 26, 2013, 05:48:58 am
NA_cRPG_1
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Dach on February 26, 2013, 07:10:00 am
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Do you get it?!

DO YOU?!!!

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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Andy on February 26, 2013, 11:33:54 pm
Quote from: Dach on February 26, 2013, 07:10:00 am
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Do you get it?!

DO YOU?!!!

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Ummm. No, I don't get it. What am I missing?
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Wiltzu on February 27, 2013, 04:55:52 pm
Quote from: Andy on February 26, 2013, 11:33:54 pm
Ummm. No, I don't get it. What am I missing?

Canary Islands? The (I'd say) most common holiday resort in Europe =D
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Canary on February 28, 2013, 02:19:35 am
I think he was making a joke... at my expense...!!!
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Penitent on February 28, 2013, 05:33:43 pm
I've got 2 jokes...one short and one long.



Why did the archer cross the road?
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So, an archer walks in to a bar, announcing "A[r]chers!" a few times, so everyone knows.  He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender.  The bartender looks at him funny, "you sure you want to be here, bud?"  The archer is a bit confused and says "yeah, mate, I'd like an ale please."

The bartender give a heavy sigh and replies, "alright, but you'll need to pay 33% more than the other patrons, your glass will weigh 8 kilos, and you'll have to..." at this point the bartender erupts in to a fit of coughing *cough* *cough* NERF *cough* NERF HIM *cough**cough*

This commotion of course attracts the attention of the other patrons, who all turn around to see what's going on, right?  They see the archer on the stool like a dunce, all his money on the bar, struggling to lift his heavy mug and chugging down his drink the best he can, spilling it everywhere.  Everyone BURSTS into laughter, pointing and jeering and giggling to the point of tears.  BAHAHAHA NERF HIM NERF HIM HAHAHAHA!!!!

Two bouncers stop laughing long enough to wipe their tears away and do their job, so they come up to archer, who is quite shaken by all of this, and start nerfing him.  One holds him still while the other punches him in the gut repeatedly.  All this time the archer is still trying to drink like the other patrons, but every time he takes a gulp, the punches cause him to vomit in to his immensely heavy glass, which he proceeds to drink down and vomit again and again.

I know you're waiting for the punchline...so here it comes.  The bartender's coughing eventually turned in to hysterical laughing along with everyone else, of course...and just when he thinks the archer may have been nerfed enough he looks at the roughed up fellow (who by this time clearly looks as if he's seen better days)...he looks him straight in the eye and shouts directly in to his face, "A[r]chers!"
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on February 28, 2013, 05:50:48 pm
Quote from: Garison on February 28, 2013, 05:33:43 pm
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So, an archer walks in to a bar, announcing "A[r]chers!" a few times, so everyone knows.  He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender.  The bartender looks at him funny, "you sure you want to be here, bud?"  The archer is a bit confused and says "yeah, mate, I'd like an ale please."

The bartender give a heavy sigh and replies, "alright, but you'll need to pay 33% more than the other patrons, your glass will weigh 8 kilos, and you'll have to..." at this point the bartender erupts in to a fit of coughing *cough* *cough* NERF *cough* NERF HIM *cough**cough*

This commotion of course attracts the attention of the other patrons, who all turn around to see what's going on, right?  They see the archer on the stool like a dunce, all his money on the bar, struggling to lift his heavy mug and chugging down his drink the best he can, spilling it everywhere.  Everyone BURSTS into laughter, pointing and jeering and giggling to the point of tears.  BAHAHAHA NERF HIM NERF HIM HAHAHAHA!!!!

Two bouncers stop laughing long enough to wipe their tears away and do their job, so they come up to archer, who is quite shaken by all of this, and start nerfing him.  One holds him still while the other punches him in the gut repeatedly.  All this time the archer is still trying to drink like the other patrons, but every time he takes a gulp, the punches cause him to vomit in to his immensely heavy glass, which he proceeds to drink down and vomit again and again.

I know you're waiting for the punchline...so here it comes.  The bartender's coughing eventually turned in to hysterical laughing along with everyone else, of course...and just when he thinks the archer may have been nerfed enough he looks at the roughed up fellow (who by this time clearly looks as if he's seen better days)...he looks him straight in the eye and shouts directly in to his face, "A[r]chers!"

 :shock:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on March 22, 2013, 09:27:36 pm
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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Penitent on March 22, 2013, 09:32:47 pm
I've got another C-RPG joke.

Q: How many devs does it take to buff a class?

A:
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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: wayyyyyne on March 22, 2013, 09:40:30 pm
Here, take my looms, I don't even need them
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Kafein on March 22, 2013, 11:20:56 pm
Quote from: wayyyyyne on March 22, 2013, 09:40:30 pm
Here, take my looms, I don't even need them

Gold !


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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Carthan on March 23, 2013, 03:42:16 am
Even though I love cRPG I still play other games.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Tibe on March 23, 2013, 06:29:30 am
I dont leftswing with a 1h and I am still competitive.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Smoothrich on March 23, 2013, 06:52:46 am
http://meleegaming.com/
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Abay on March 23, 2013, 06:55:51 am
A: Why did you respec again?
B: That was last, I promise.
...
two hours later
...

B: I am really bored and think to become an archer.
A: Seriously!  :shock:

I like this one very much cos I play 1h since I started this game  :D
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on March 23, 2013, 02:23:16 pm
I love archers and i'm thinking of becoming one.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Mammonist on March 23, 2013, 06:05:47 pm
I play cavalry and I'm heterosexual.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Uther Pendragon on March 24, 2013, 03:23:09 pm
You're an archer standing on a ladder, shooting the enemies and blocking the way?

Cool for me.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: bredeus on March 25, 2013, 09:09:56 am
What is the difference between Crusader Alliance and UIF?
None, Temlasr have lots of Sword Brothers and Greys have lots of little brothers.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: isatis on March 25, 2013, 03:03:31 pm
Stepping on ladder makes people wanna hug you
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Necrorave on March 25, 2013, 03:49:01 pm
My penis is huge
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Ronin on March 25, 2013, 07:35:12 pm
Size doesn't matter
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Necrorave on March 25, 2013, 07:39:05 pm
Glaive animations are smooth.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Kafein on March 25, 2013, 07:55:07 pm
Many people use the newly 0 slots 1h because those are good weapons.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Necrorave on March 25, 2013, 07:56:50 pm
When I am frustrated, I play Crpg to calm down.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Ronin on March 25, 2013, 08:52:42 pm
-When I play cRPG, I calm down to frustration ( :D )

-I bring parandemorium
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Ronin on March 25, 2013, 08:56:11 pm
Kapıkulus are not teamhitting, they are trying to convert their teammates to islam.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Necrorave on March 25, 2013, 09:20:48 pm
chadz is actually a human IRL
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Rico on March 26, 2013, 12:56:49 am
Ego retired at 35 because he needed the looms.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Sniger on March 26, 2013, 05:18:27 am
when someone leave nord to join byz, the collective IQ of both communities decrease

 :lol:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Abay on March 26, 2013, 05:26:10 am
15 arrows=10kg
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on March 26, 2013, 08:03:17 am
Quote from: Ronin on March 25, 2013, 08:56:11 pm
Kapıkulus are not teamhitting, they are trying to convert their teammates to islam.

the best one yet i lol'd big time, good one sir.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Kafein on March 26, 2013, 09:51:12 am
Battle mode teams always feel very organised.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Ronin on March 26, 2013, 12:03:36 pm
Quote from: Shpritza on March 26, 2013, 08:03:17 am
the best one yet i lol'd big time, good one sir.   :mrgreen:
Thank you :mrgreen:
Jokes aside, I didn't want to offend any kapikulu members :P


-Strategus battles are battles where two sides are doing tactics.

-"Throwing allows you to kill better players than you." (by Leshma)
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: SepChu on March 26, 2013, 05:45:16 pm
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.... This still bothers me. Although completely my fault for putting the Heirloom point in the wrong box.  8-)
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Wiltzu on March 26, 2013, 06:53:45 pm
Quote from: SepChu on March 26, 2013, 05:45:16 pm
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.... This still bothers me. Although completely my fault for putting the Heirloom point in the wrong box.  8-)

Contact Meow. That's a clear mistake and you can get the trade reversed.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Chris_the_Animal on March 26, 2013, 07:14:26 pm
Once i saw Mircea_cel_Batran dying first in a round
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Necrorave on March 26, 2013, 10:03:44 pm
San Retired
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: pepejul on March 26, 2013, 10:41:43 pm
Best joke ever :
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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Sir_Senior_the_Eldest on March 31, 2013, 02:31:06 pm
An archer walks into a bar...
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Archers bow to the melee skills of other classes.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Cyclopsided on April 02, 2013, 07:51:01 am
The item balancing team always makes sure to balance everything to even levels for enjoyment and varied gameplay.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: the real god emperor on April 13, 2013, 11:20:45 pm
BUMP with the best joke evah;

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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Molly on April 14, 2013, 10:41:30 am
Horse Crossbow is a skill-based class.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Shpritza on April 15, 2013, 02:20:08 am
You are funny.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: pepejul on April 15, 2013, 02:29:34 am
Balance is fair system...
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Molly on April 15, 2013, 09:40:14 am
Quote from: Shpritza on April 15, 2013, 02:20:08 am
You are funny.
You are not.

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Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Joker86 on April 15, 2013, 12:02:23 pm
One day an archer died. Somehow he managed to never have sinned in his life (apart from all the gay archer stuff, but as it isn't defined in the Bible as sin...) and is standing in heaven. Saint Peter is checking his list: "Ah, yes, you are allowed to enter heaven. Please follow me to the Heaven's Gate, and there's you'll get your new equipment for your job as cupid."

The archer is very excited about his new job and eternal life in paradise, but as they walk over the clouds the key suddenly slips out of Saint Peter's hand and drops to the ground. Saint Peter bends down to pick it up again, and that's the moment where the archer is overpowered by his instincs and FUCKS PETER IN THE ASS!

Saint Peter is very upset about it and rubs his hurting ass, but as he is a christian saint he forgives the archer after ranting and cursing about ten minutes. But what are ten minutes in heaven, where you live forever? So they keep on walking, but Peter warns the archer that if he tried that again, it would be considered a sin, and instead of heaven he would land in hell. Finally they reach the gate and Peter wants to put the key into the lock, but he misses a bit, loses the grip on the key and it falls down. Peter sighs, and looks backwards: the archer is standing there, waiting and smiling friendly. So Peter gives it a try and bends down to pick up the key AND IS IMMEDIATELY BEING FUCKED INTO THE ASS!

One week after having the archer sent to hell, God notices how cold it's getting in heaven, Jesus is even wearing socks under his sandals. So they send Saint Peter down to hell, to check why they don't heat any more. When Saint Peter arrived there, the whole floor was covered with logs of wood, but no fire was burining. Hell was literally frozen. So he asked the devil: "Ey! You! Why the heck are you not heating any more? It's freakin' cold up there in heaven! Here are enough logs lying around to heat!" "Oh yes?" The devil answers. "So why don't you bend down and pick one up?"
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Moncho on April 15, 2013, 12:33:16 pm
Joker once wrote a short post.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Joker86 on April 15, 2013, 01:40:24 pm
Quote from: Moncho on April 15, 2013, 12:33:16 pm
Joker once wrote a short post.

The longer the dick, the longer the posts. It's my nature. You can be happy I am circumcized.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: pepejul on April 15, 2013, 01:48:26 pm
Quote from: Joker86 on April 15, 2013, 01:40:24 pm
The longer the dick, the longer the posts.

ok  :lol:
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Joker86 on April 15, 2013, 02:28:55 pm
Want a short one?

Why do archers stink?

- So that shielders have a reason to hate them as well.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Ronin on April 15, 2013, 07:22:46 pm
It does not matter how long your arming sword is.
Title: Re: C-RPG jokes.
Post by: Necrorave on April 15, 2013, 07:28:58 pm
Why did the Cav die?

- Because Relit didn't Pike him too much.