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Title: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Lordras on November 30, 2012, 07:28:03 pm
That awkward moment when you walk up to and opponent and you and him are both waiting for the first player to attack ending in a blocking standoff.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 30, 2012, 07:33:11 pm
Take a swing.


The best defense is a good offense, why would you wait for him to attack if he is blocking?
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Boerenlater on November 30, 2012, 07:50:17 pm
That awkard moment when you walk up to the bicycle of the girl you like and you get caught when sniffing her seat.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 30, 2012, 09:07:54 pm
When you are trying to kill a riderless horse so enemy cav doesn't steal it, but your teamate jumps on as you land the killing blow. Then they stare at you for about five seconds before reporting you for teamwounding.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Kuujis on November 30, 2012, 09:17:09 pm
...you run up to the opponent with your weapon in charged swing possition - and he too.
...then you decide to block - and he too.
...then you decide to swing (as someone said - best defence, aye?  8-) ) - and he does too.
...and you both end up dead: me TK'ed by archer, he - lanced by friendly cav. Both happen at pretty much the same moment.

Then both of you have something to talk about while the battle rages on  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: agweber on November 30, 2012, 09:29:24 pm
...you're ranged with a projectile drawn walking backwards while an enemy shielder slowly approaches and you're waiting for them to put their shield down for you to shoot when suddenly you get teambumped and then die to a projectile as the shielder jumps into the air and right-swings your allies head right off of their cav.
Talk about a run-on

...you go to kick your friend at the beginning of the match and somehow you manage to kick a peasant in the face and he looks at you and then reports you.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Macropus on November 30, 2012, 09:42:13 pm
That awkward moment when you see DaveUKR fighting multiple enemies and decide to help him......
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Arrowblood on November 30, 2012, 09:44:02 pm
...  you are on top of the scoreboard and a  bolt or arrow penetrates your brain at the start of the round.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Kelugarn on November 30, 2012, 09:49:16 pm
When you're trying to hug an enemy and your team kills him, despite how many times you tell them that you two are in love.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Havoco on November 30, 2012, 10:06:13 pm
That awkward moment when u find out the person ur hitting has the banner glitch
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Osiris on November 30, 2012, 10:17:49 pm
that awkward moment when your top of eu1 and wonder where all the good players are
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Froto_the_Loc on November 30, 2012, 10:18:19 pm
...You kick someone but miss the slash.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: TurmoilTom on November 30, 2012, 10:27:17 pm
That awkward moment when you get knockdown on the guy you're fighting, but he sinks into the ground so that you can't hit him again or chain a kick.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Arrowblood on November 30, 2012, 10:32:51 pm
... when you start spending more time on forum than playing.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: TurmoilTom on November 30, 2012, 10:34:21 pm
Quote from: Deutschritter on November 30, 2012, 10:32:51 pm
... when you start spending more time on forum than playing.

In my defense, I personally think the forum is more entertaining than the mod.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 30, 2012, 10:43:28 pm
Quote from: TurmoilTom on November 30, 2012, 10:34:21 pm
In my defense, I personally think the forum is more entertaining than the mod.


I fully agree.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: peter_afca7 on November 30, 2012, 10:45:16 pm
Quote from: Lordras on November 30, 2012, 07:28:03 pm
That awkward moment when you walk up to and opponent and you and him are both waiting for the first player to attack ending in a blocking standoff.
wont happen with ivani4
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on November 30, 2012, 11:55:48 pm
...when you die to a peasant

(Evil bastards are they, especially when its almost harvesting season)
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Hygat on December 01, 2012, 11:56:54 am
The awkward moment when you see Ivani4 block down against a lancer and realize all your sexual fantasies from the previous night were a lie
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Kafein on December 01, 2012, 12:05:37 pm
The awkward moment when you realise "the awkward moment" jokes that are not self-referential are boring.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Idzo on December 01, 2012, 12:08:30 pm
Awkward moment when Kafein thinks he came up with something smart  :D
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Kafein on December 01, 2012, 12:15:18 pm
Quote from: Idzo on December 01, 2012, 12:08:30 pm
Awkward moment when Kafein thinks he came up with something smart  :D

That moment has been going on for a long time now.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Grumbs on December 01, 2012, 02:26:04 pm
Kinda awkward to have CHN server at 2x both EU battle servers combined on a saturday afternoon
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Butan on December 01, 2012, 02:40:09 pm
... during a gank, enemies stop hitting you thinking you are dead, and you then kill them all (true full str story)
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 01, 2012, 08:01:18 pm
Quote from: Deutschritter on November 30, 2012, 10:32:51 pm
... when you start spending more time on forum than playing.

Berenger.txt
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Tot. on December 01, 2012, 11:33:49 pm
Quote from: Butan on December 01, 2012, 02:40:09 pm
... during a gank, enemies stop hitting you thinking you are dead

 :lol:
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Uhtred_III_of_Bebbanburg on December 05, 2012, 01:00:14 pm
That awkward moment when Your PC says something "might take several minutes" and two hours later You're still at Your laptop trolling in the forum...
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Prpavi on December 05, 2012, 01:12:23 pm
... you realize you have beed a dick for no apparent reason and the people around you are not that bad actually
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: donib on December 05, 2012, 01:33:58 pm
champion arabian warhorse *bumpkill* you
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Shpritza on December 05, 2012, 01:53:06 pm
...i open my weed box just to see there is no more weed in it.   8-)
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: [ptx] on December 05, 2012, 02:02:47 pm
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Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Kafein on December 05, 2012, 02:06:55 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on December 05, 2012, 02:02:47 pm
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The awkward moment when you try to find the joke.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Shpritza on December 05, 2012, 02:16:37 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on December 05, 2012, 02:02:47 pm
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What??
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: [ptx] on December 05, 2012, 02:39:23 pm
Duh, subsequent replies, growing + chain broken by Tears?
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Post by: Uhtred_III_of_Bebbanburg on December 05, 2012, 03:15:26 pm
That awkward moment when You can't find Your Sword of Cookies. =(
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Dexxtaa on December 05, 2012, 04:28:32 pm
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Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Sivlan on December 18, 2012, 10:53:03 pm
...you ask your team to give duels to a glaiver, who later spamms you all to grave...
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on December 18, 2012, 10:58:11 pm
...when you try to couch someone, but end up bumping them first, and then still couching them after the bump (couch bumping)
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: MrShine on December 18, 2012, 11:00:03 pm
...you're the last one alive and start hitting everyone around you, only to realize they were using their fists and giving you duels.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: MrShine on December 19, 2012, 05:43:30 am
... an active thread abruptly dies, and you realize you were the last one to post in it.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: LordLargos on December 19, 2012, 09:00:41 am
That awkward moment when you realize the guy who was talking smack to you is on the bottom of the scoreboard.
That awkward moment when you reconnect 4 times to fix your terrible connection problems and realize you just annoyed the shit out of everyone by spamming purple text 4 times in the period of 30 seconds.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: BlindGuy on December 19, 2012, 10:36:14 am
Quote from: Butan on December 01, 2012, 02:40:09 pm
... during a gank, enemies stop hitting you thinking you are dead, and you then kill them all (true full str story)

They dont your dead Butan, its that their fucking fingers cramped from repeatedly smashing you. Just die pls.


The awkward moment when you teamkill a Kapikulu...
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Zaar on December 19, 2012, 11:25:26 am
...you take 3 swings at someone's back without him/her noticing it and missing all three times only to get one hit by his/her 1h swing :? :mrgreen:
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: pingpong on December 19, 2012, 11:25:40 am
..you notice you are the only one playing this game for giggless and laughs and everyone else is SUPERCEREALNOLIFENERD grinding loomz like thers no tomorrow :|
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: BlindGuy on December 19, 2012, 11:57:15 am
...you sneak up behind a totally unaware 2hander with your dagger out, only for him to ACCIDENTALLY 1hit kill you while he mindless spams the guy infront.


...you sneak DIRECTLY behind kinngrim and stab him only for it to hit his shield?!?!
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: ToniTcc on December 19, 2012, 05:01:54 pm
That akward moment, when you sneak behind two archers and 10 meters before you make your conctact, you put your weapon to left swing to be ready if they suddenly retreat... As a woman you AUTOMATICALLY make this retarded warcry, when you are about to attack... both archeres turn to face you... end up as a pincushion

Why the fuck does woman character have to scream so much?!?!?
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on December 19, 2012, 05:09:14 pm
Quote from: ToniTcc on December 19, 2012, 05:01:54 pm
That akward moment, when you sneak behind two archers and 10 meters before you make your conctact, you put your weapon to left swing to be ready if they suddenly retreat... As a woman you AUTOMATICALLY make this retarded warcry, when you are about to attack... both archeres turn to face you... end up as a pincushion

Why the fuck does woman character have to scream so much?!?!?

Well the male characters also make a loud noise when you hold your attack over a certain period of time (seems like it's about 5 seconds or so). Maybe wait to prime your attack until you get closer?  The sweet spot for how long you hold your attack (to cause maximum damage) is somewhere around 6 tenths of a second.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 19, 2012, 05:11:03 pm
Quote from: ToniTcc on December 19, 2012, 05:01:54 pm
Why the fuck does woman character have to scream so much?!?!?
Because It's what they do IRL.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Boss_Awesome on December 20, 2012, 12:50:20 am
Quote from: Havoco on November 30, 2012, 10:06:13 pm
That awkward moment when u find out the person ur hitting has the banner glitch

The awkward moment when you realize that the banner glitch never existed...
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Belatu on December 20, 2012, 01:03:04 am
... you are reading a full retarded shit post thread and you want to down vote it but then you think everybody is going to see that you are wasting your time as every retarded that is nerding around and then decide to dont give a derp about people and finally start again from the beginning  :idea:
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: pepejul on December 20, 2012, 01:07:15 am
...you realize you are not PEPE  :(
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on December 20, 2012, 01:15:44 am
That awkward moment you gloriously lead your team into battle and the first overhead swing you take kills a peasant on your own team... Whom decided to glue himself to your arse at the start of the round.
Title: Re: That awkward moment when..
Post by: Kuujis on December 20, 2012, 08:10:58 am
...you do your usual jump across a deadly opening and realize, that you have just respecced and that new Athletics just wont be enough for your usual angle :shock:

And then you die  :rolleyes: