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Title: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Wiltzu on November 21, 2012, 07:06:10 am
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God damnit Dave... You were an awesome xbow+2h. People who know me wouldn't believe me saying this but Dave, you should've made an alt =D


I guess I know the reason why you retired (boredom), but I'll ask it anyways: why did you do it Dave?

So my next question is what will your next build be? My guess would be 2h =P



Anyways, good luck and have fun with your next build Dave  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Segd on November 21, 2012, 07:18:41 am
With whom should I compete now?! Why did you left us Dave?! Why?!
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on November 21, 2012, 07:24:07 am
It says Merc_DaveUKR... who else should it be
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on November 21, 2012, 07:32:29 am
1 good xbower less QQ
make at least a stf xbower :'(
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Tore on November 21, 2012, 07:48:14 am
If you were on IRC yesterday you would have seen dave looming Desert Turban and Leather Jacket :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Falka on November 21, 2012, 07:54:39 am
It can not be true...  :shock:
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Post by: Gingerpussy on November 21, 2012, 08:33:12 am
:(
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Post by: Joseph Porta on November 21, 2012, 08:36:08 am
mind is blown!
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Kafein on November 21, 2012, 08:59:25 am
:(

http://forum.meleegaming.com/spam/if-you-see-daveukr-post-it!/
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Havoco on November 21, 2012, 09:06:08 am
I heard +3 c sites were only 1 slot. I can only guess what he has planned.
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on November 21, 2012, 09:07:06 am
He will switch to heavy xbow build with only 12 Strength and even more agility
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: _GTX_ on November 21, 2012, 09:55:40 am
1 less ranged, a very good one aswell!
woooh! :D

Edit: I guess.... gz? Being able to retire at lvl 35 is quite an achievement.
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Haboe on November 21, 2012, 09:58:00 am
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Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Falka on November 21, 2012, 10:14:26 am
:(

http://forum.meleegaming.com/spam/if-you-see-daveukr-post-it!/
Oh! that was epic thread!
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Tzar on November 21, 2012, 10:25:19 am


EDIT: Seems that the loom points still makes people consider retiring   :o
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: IR_Kuoin on November 21, 2012, 10:43:00 am
Dave is a rebel.
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Post by: bagge on November 21, 2012, 11:31:41 am
Glorious! Thank you Dave
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on November 21, 2012, 11:32:46 am
To be honest, I'm happy he retired, one less crossbow hero on the battlefield :P
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on November 21, 2012, 01:05:28 pm
DaveUKR has uninstalled Warband and has gone back to WoW

You lie. I dont think there are construction sites in WoW
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Bjord on November 21, 2012, 01:09:49 pm
Dave went 2h hero :lol:.

Also I think he did it because there is a 99% chance for rain when he's in a server. He outwitted chadz' cruel script and went 2h instead!

I think he did it for the title, though. :(
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: karasu on November 21, 2012, 01:28:58 pm


[23:01:51] <DaveUKR> i've just decided
[23:01:54] <DaveUKR> that i'm too good for crpg
[23:02:20] <DaveUKR> and gave a chance to playerbase to improve
[23:02:33] <DaveUKR> so when i come back - they player at the same level with me
[23:02:37] <DaveUKR> true stor
[23:02:38] <DaveUKR> y
[23:02:44] <Shik> lol
[23:02:56] <karasu> The scary part is that you actually believe that.
[23:03:01] <karasu> dun dun dun
[23:03:05] <DaveUKR> the scary part is this is true



( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)




Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Leshma on November 21, 2012, 01:29:56 pm
He is actually right. He is too good for this community, always was.
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Bjord on November 21, 2012, 01:42:24 pm
Dave is not too good, he is simply the best crossbower in this whole game. Sadly in today's cRPG, you can no longer be "too good". Mounted crossbowmen unaccounted (I know for a fact ROHYPNOL is probably the best HX in cRPG).
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Gurnisson on November 21, 2012, 02:54:42 pm
DaveUKR was preparing for the next battle along with the other mercenaries. Bows were being stringed, blades sharpened, horses brought out from the stables. He felt ready for this. His steel bolts were marked with the names of people, people whose life were going to end this day, with a steel bolt from himself being the last thing they were ever gonna see.

After several hours of preparing, the mercenaries were fired-up and ready to go out on a new raid, maybe their last. Muffin was leading with passion as always. It was finally time, Dave thought to himself, ready for what awaited him. He stepped out of his tent in manly fashion, only to see the clouds group up. RAIN, always that godforsaken rain! A tear ran down Dave's cheek as he saw his crossbow string being weakened by the weather. He had never cried before. This was a sign, he could feel it. He felt the age in his heart, his body getting weaker any minute. It could only mean one thing. Retirement was imminent.


Dave stashed away his most valuable gear in a chest, for his son to pick up later on. DaveUKR, Grandmaster DaveUKR, a legend on the battlefield, was now gone, forever.
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Grumbs on November 21, 2012, 03:14:27 pm
Good. Now Bagge will follow suit please? You guys are better melee players than ranged anyway
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Ego_HRE on November 21, 2012, 03:21:08 pm
Dave is a rebel.
and a Grandmaster :wink:
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Tindel on November 21, 2012, 03:36:18 pm
i prefer dave as melee, then you can see him coming!
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: San on November 21, 2012, 04:26:04 pm
Dave as 2h?


H̴̀̑̿ͪ́҉͖̗̝͍̖̝͙Ẽ̆ͯ͂ͯͬͦ͆̾͢͞҉̳͎̣͉̪ ̪̭̥̫̯̬̻̉̓̌͂͒́͟C̵̔ͧ̇͗̈́͐̄͏̵͖̙̫͉̙͍͈͍O̵͇̟̱̺͗ͤ͆͌̓͜M̧̋̿͛ͪ̎҉̳̗͙̼̕Ĕͪ҉̘̫Ş̩̺̞̪̲̠̞͌̐̐ ͫͥ́̚
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Miwiw on November 21, 2012, 04:34:51 pm
i prefer dave as melee, then you can see him coming!

That's what you think!
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Iymore on November 21, 2012, 04:38:45 pm
you should retired at 35.02 :(
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Joseph Porta on November 21, 2012, 05:41:03 pm
DaveUKR was preparing for the next battle along with the other mercenaries. Bows were being stringed, blades sharpened, horses brought out from the stables. He felt ready for this. His steel bolts were marked with the names of people, people whose life were going to end this day, with a steel bolt from himself being the last thing they were ever gonna see.

After several hours of preparing, the mercenaries were fired-up and ready to go out on a new raid, maybe their last. Muffin was leading with passion as always. It was finally time, Dave thought to himself, ready for what awaited him. He stepped out of his tent in manly fashion, only to see the clouds group up. RAIN, always that godforsaken rain! A tear ran down Dave's cheek as he saw his crossbow string being weakened by the weather. He had never cried before. This was a sign, he could feel it. He felt the age in his heart, his body getting weaker any minute. It could only mean one thing. Retirement was imminent.


Dave stashed away his most valuable gear in a chest, for his son to pick up later on. DaveUKR, GRANDMaster DaveUKR, a legend on the battlefield, was now gone, forever.


fixed
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: bagge on November 21, 2012, 05:41:06 pm
Good. Now Bagge will follow suit please? You guys are better melee players than ranged anyway

I highly doubt I'll ever switch from archery 8-)
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: peter_afca7 on November 21, 2012, 06:28:40 pm
I highly doubt I'll ever switch from archery 8-)
thats a shame  :twisted:
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Phazey on November 21, 2012, 06:38:13 pm
*tips hat*

I will never forget his menacing voice. You know the kind. The voice almost every evil character in Hollywood movies has.
Fruitlessly emphasizing every badly pronounced word, tick with the eastern European or Russian accent. The guy was as much a bond villain ingame as he was in real life, i suspect...  :D

It's been a great ride! Respect.
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Juhanius on November 21, 2012, 07:27:21 pm


EDIT: Seems that the loom points still makes people consider retiring   :o

Daaaaaamn! One of my favorite characters from the show :D
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Rebelyell on November 21, 2012, 07:31:24 pm
Quote
[23:01:51] <DaveUKR> i've just decided
[23:01:54] <DaveUKR> that i'm too good for crpg
[23:02:20] <DaveUKR> and gave a chance to playerbase to improve
[23:02:33] <DaveUKR> so when i come back - they player at the same level with me
[23:02:37] <DaveUKR> true stor
[23:02:38] <DaveUKR> y
[23:02:44] <Shik> lol
[23:02:56] <karasu> The scary part is that you actually believe that.
[23:03:01] <karasu> dun dun dun
[23:03:05] <DaveUKR> the scary part is this is true

e-penis over 9000
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Joseph Porta on November 21, 2012, 07:35:08 pm
e-penis over 9000

it is Dave afterall
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Osiris on November 21, 2012, 11:12:56 pm
the eu community wont improve much more than it is now :D eu1 is all about ganking squads filled with shields and pikes and most others ranged :D skill doesnt matter so much these days ^^
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Bjord on November 22, 2012, 02:25:06 am
DaveUKR was preparing for the next battle along with the other mercenaries. Bows were being stringed, blades sharpened, horses brought out from the stables. He felt ready for this. His steel bolts were marked with the names of people, people whose life were going to end this day, with a steel bolt from himself being the last thing they were ever gonna see.

After several hours of preparing, the mercenaries were fired-up and ready to go out on a new raid, maybe their last. Muffin was leading with passion as always. It was finally time, Dave thought to himself, ready for what awaited him. He stepped out of his tent in manly fashion, only to see the clouds group up. RAIN, always that godforsaken rain! A tear ran down Dave's cheek as he saw his crossbow string being weakened by the weather. He had never cried before. This was a sign, he could feel it. He felt the age in his heart, his body getting weaker any minute. It could only mean one thing. Retirement was imminent.


Dave stashed away his most valuable gear in a chest, for his son to pick up later on. DaveUKR, Grandmaster DaveUKR, a legend on the battlefield, was now gone, forever.


Continuation:

As Grandmaster DaveUKR let his prized Masterwork Arbalest slip from his hands, he felt a strange sensation. He wanted to explore the sensation further and removed his bag of Masterwork Steel Bolts, allowing the weight of the bolts to drag the belt to which it was attached through his hands until it sunk into the wet, green meadow grass with a gentle sigh. Dave had stripped from himself all items that defined him, he was naked. A euphoric feeling showered over him and he dropped to his knees, his arms sprouting outward. Dave slowly moved his head toward the sky. With a light smile, he opened his eyes to a wonderful sight. It was no longer raining. A quadruple rainbow arched across the most magnificently and brightly blue sky DaveUKR had ever seen. The sun was so warm and pleasant, its rays were gently stroking Dave's rain soaked hair.

There he had been for a day and a half, basking in the sun light with no weapons. His Reinforced Desert Turban Hat and Reinforced Leather Jacket was all that he needed, and of course a Construction Site to rest on. As DaveUKR woke from his slumber, he felt an urge to grab something with two hands. He had seen the other knights play with such toys, but he paid them no attention; crossbow was for real men. He chuckled at the idea of him conducting similar child's play and flushed his mind of the urge.
 Suddenly, out of the bright blue sky with certainly no rain, a bolt of lightning had shot down and into the ground right next to Dave and his Construction site. "What on Earth?" said DaveUKR to himself.

As the dust began to clear, he saw something shine through it. Its reflections were shooting out of the dust cloud like thorns made from light. The dust cleared. Dave knew what it was the moment the lightning had struck, yet he could not fully believe it until it presented itself to his eyes. Embedded into the ground, a magnificent and long metal object stood erect, with a hilt long enough for two hands. "Could it be?" Dave asked himself, "A Masterwork Danish Greatsword?".

He wasted no time and ran up to it. He then grabbed the hilt with his two hands and flung it out of the ground with such power that it created a booming sound that was heard in all of cRPG Valley.

 This was the beginning of a heroic tale, one which would reach into the core of every cRPG-ian's soul and heart. The tale of DaveUKR, the two-hander.

-Fanfars trumpeting all over cRPG Valley-
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Pejlaen on November 22, 2012, 05:45:20 pm
I highly doubt I'll ever switch from archery 8-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rtlax3kT1E :)
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Lizard_man on November 22, 2012, 06:41:07 pm
Dave has gone to live in the mountains in solitude. Perhaps to reflect on his thoughts?

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Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: v/onMega on November 22, 2012, 08:02:20 pm


EDIT: Seems that the loom points still makes people consider retiring   :o

Awesome fucking serious. More or less the only one I could watch for more then 2 seasons.
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Teeth on November 22, 2012, 08:32:12 pm
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And then he readied his 2h stab and backpedalled his way to valhalla . That pretty much sums up the tale.
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Post by: Bjord on November 22, 2012, 08:34:57 pm
And then he readied his 2h stab and backpedalled his way to valhalla . That pretty much sums up the tale.

Funny because it's true. :lol:
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Pejlaen on November 22, 2012, 09:28:19 pm
Dave has gone to live in the mountains in solitude. Perhaps to reflect on his thoughts?

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...Where he grows wild, living in peace alongside the mountain goats, nowadays his kin.

....It is however rumored though, that chadz sent out his finest scouts in order to bring back this retired godlike crossbowman to his mod. And one of the scouts claims to have sighted DaveUKR, although it is still an open debate whether it really is Dave or not.
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Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Burr1ck on November 22, 2012, 09:39:09 pm
In tribute to Grandmaster Merc_DaveUKR, the Mercenaries have compiled a montage of his reactions in cRPG:

Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Rage_Guy on November 22, 2012, 09:44:18 pm
In tribute to Grandmaster Merc_DaveUKR, the Mercenaries have compiled a montage of his reactions in cRPG:

ahahahhahahahaha, I almost shitted my pants from the laughter  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: bagge on November 22, 2012, 09:58:26 pm
Seriously? I felt sick watching that...
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on November 22, 2012, 10:03:33 pm
His mom should just give him to an adoption center :P
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Post by: Lizard_man on November 22, 2012, 10:32:45 pm
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Post by: Tore on November 22, 2012, 10:39:17 pm
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Post by: BASNAK on November 22, 2012, 10:40:20 pm
In tribute to Grandmaster Merc_DaveUKR, the Mercenaries have compiled a montage of his reactions in cRPG:


Oh God. CALL THE EXORCIST
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Bjord on November 22, 2012, 10:42:23 pm
In tribute to Grandmaster Merc_DaveUKR, the Mercenaries have compiled a montage of his reactions in cRPG:


My face varied between these in intervals:  :shock: :lol: :shock: :shock: :lol: :| :? :shock:
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Post by: Horst_Kurmoottaja on November 22, 2012, 10:45:35 pm
Does that mom say SoA?! SoA?! at  1:52. Heh :P
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Post by: Tore on November 22, 2012, 11:05:51 pm
e-penis over 9000

e-kuk over ni tusen
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Bjord on November 22, 2012, 11:09:22 pm
e-kuk over ni tusen

Hold kjeft, Tore. Gå til sengs.
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: IR_Kuoin on November 22, 2012, 11:28:23 pm
e-kuk over ni tusen

Erlings kuk under ni tusen
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Tore on November 22, 2012, 11:29:38 pm
Hold kjeft, Tore. Gå til sengs.

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Bjord on November 22, 2012, 11:42:24 pm
Erling? More like Lerling because he's still in elementary school. :lol:

Seriöst, han kommer bli världens största mytoman när han växer upp.
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Tore on November 22, 2012, 11:44:31 pm
Erling? More like Lerling because he's still in elementary school. :lol:

Seriöst, han kommer bli världens största mytoman när han växer upp.

wut

Erling er bestevennen til Kuoin :D
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Bjord on November 22, 2012, 11:45:51 pm
wut

SVERIGE KROSSAR NORGE HÅLL KÄFT
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Post by: Tore on November 22, 2012, 11:47:28 pm
SVERIGE KROSSAR NORGE HÅLL KÄFT

Norge -> Sverige
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: IR_Kuoin on November 22, 2012, 11:49:30 pm
wut

Erling er bestevennen til Kuoin :D

Uhm Tore, han i familien din ikke min ...

Og Bjord alle vet at under den norske / skandinaviske storhetstiden var Norge det sterkeste riket, helt til svartedauden ankom som drepte 60 % av innbyggerne våre.
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Post by: karasu on November 22, 2012, 11:52:12 pm
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Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Bjord on November 22, 2012, 11:54:20 pm
Uhm Tore, han i familien din ikke min ...

Og Bjord alle vet at under den norske / skandinaviske storhetstiden var Norge det sterkeste riket, helt til svartedauden ankom som drepte 60 % av innbyggerne våre.

Och alla vet att under Sveriges storhetstid härskade vi hela Baltikum och satte skräck i dansken och österrikaren. Dessutom var Norge vår bitch.

Sug på den karamellen, din lilla norsktorsk.
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on November 22, 2012, 11:56:17 pm
Och alla vet att under Sveriges storhetstid härskade vi hela Baltikum och satte skräck i dansken och österrikaren. Dessutom var Norge vår bitch.

Sug på den karamellen, din lilla norsktorsk.

Eneste grunnen til det var pga. svartedøden. Hadde ikke den drepte så mange som den gjorde i Norge ville vi mest sannsynlig vært sterkest i skandinavia i flere hundre år til.
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Bjord on November 23, 2012, 12:01:12 am
Bortförklaring, bortförklaring. :)
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: IR_Kuoin on November 23, 2012, 12:04:04 am
Tore, du får ta over nå :P
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Gurnisson on November 23, 2012, 12:11:48 am
Find another thread if you're gonna continue
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Bjord on November 23, 2012, 12:14:03 am
Find another thread if you're gonna continue

Was just gonna propose the same, SORRY DAVE.

Compensation post:

Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave. UKR.
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Wiltzu on November 23, 2012, 01:42:02 pm
For you guys debating in swegian, check out the last scene from this comic, it tells the truth

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Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: IR_Kuoin on November 23, 2012, 01:55:01 pm
Well it is true that all the nordic countries hate Sweden the most
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Post by: Bjord on November 23, 2012, 02:01:18 pm
Sadly it's true.. :evil:
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Nihtgenga on November 23, 2012, 02:32:11 pm
Well it is true that all the nordic countries hate Sweden the most

why so?
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Lizard_man on November 23, 2012, 03:17:05 pm
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Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: bagge on November 23, 2012, 05:05:09 pm
I highly doubt I'll ever switch from archery 8-)

I take that back. I've now retired, you can adress me as Master Bagge now. Thanks
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Pejlaen on November 23, 2012, 06:10:18 pm
I take that back. I've now retired, you can adress me as Master Bagge now. Thanks

Now someone have to make the thread "Bagge, is that you? O.o"
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: IR_Kuoin on November 23, 2012, 07:02:14 pm
why so?

Hard to explain to a non scandi
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Arrowblood on November 23, 2012, 07:10:04 pm
This guy is actually a cRPG player. Now, who could it be...
We need an exorcist at 2:20+.
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Wiltzu on November 23, 2012, 07:22:08 pm
I take that back. I've now retired, you can adress me as Master Bagge now. Thanks

I remember bagge saying that it's the most stupidest thing to retire for some lousy title and couple looms  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: bagge on November 23, 2012, 07:36:32 pm
 :wink:
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Post by: Noctivagant on November 23, 2012, 10:46:51 pm
Off topic

and...

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but self-explanatory
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Miwiw on November 25, 2012, 02:08:09 am
I take that back. I've now retired, you can adress me as Master Bagge now. Thanks

Archer?
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: bagge on November 25, 2012, 05:02:37 am
Archer?

Nah.. Taking a break from archery 8-)
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Aderyn on November 25, 2012, 08:29:06 am
Nah.. Taking a break from archery 8-)

untill they unfuck it? :P
Title: Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
Post by: Belatu on November 26, 2012, 10:28:19 am
In tribute to Grandmaster Merc_DaveUKR, the Mercenaries have compiled a montage of his reactions in cRPG:


and this is what happens when they grow