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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: BASNAK on November 03, 2012, 03:50:32 pm

Title: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: BASNAK on November 03, 2012, 03:50:32 pm
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United Dependent Factions
Declaration of UDF, and war against UIF

On the day of 3rd November, the Kingdom of the Nerds and The Gay Order, was unified under one alliance - Lead by Blood & Honour, with the goal to establish an empire starting in the north and spreading to all of Caladria, and declaring war upon all those that deny them as overlords.

The first target of the UDF is the United Independent Factions alliance, with the casus belli that the UIF have been mocking the UDF by changing their clan names similar to UDF's clan names. Such as the Kingdom of the Nords, and The Grey Order.

The UDF iniated the war by besieging Ryibelet Castle and will need the all of the fairest and besterest knights of Caladria to fight against the pretenders.

And with the help of chadz and the rest of the devs, The enemies of all that is good, UIF, had their armies struck with confusion and fear by higher powers (aka chadz) , hindering them from moving (aka permanantly banned) and reinforcing their attacked armies and fiefs!

chadz WILLS IT

Apply now!
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=1191 Victory!
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=1190 Cock Block!
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=1193 Victory!
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=1196 Victory!


P.S I am aware that my humor sucks.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Tanken on November 03, 2012, 03:54:00 pm
Off to a great start.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: LordBerenger on November 03, 2012, 04:34:22 pm
You never cease to amuse me Basnak lol.

Strat 4.0 in EU atleast = Rebels with Basnak being kinda innovative with their tactics.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: BASNAK on November 03, 2012, 06:06:42 pm
The beauty:

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Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Haboe on November 03, 2012, 07:14:09 pm
Quote from: BASNAK on November 03, 2012, 06:06:42 pm
The beauty:

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Basnak can see grey order movements? :)
Basnak haz spy in grey order?
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Thovex on November 03, 2012, 07:15:46 pm
They are changed as the same color as Grey Order, it is most likely his own tracks.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: BASNAK on November 03, 2012, 07:45:53 pm
Quote from: Haboe on November 03, 2012, 07:14:09 pm
Basnak can see grey order movements? :)
Basnak haz spy in grey order?

No that's the clusterfuck we caused. They're sending all they can at us, including armies with 5 unarmed soldiers.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Haboe on November 03, 2012, 08:01:30 pm
Quote from: BASNAK on November 03, 2012, 07:45:53 pm
No that's the clusterfuck we caused. They're sending all they can at us, including armies with 5 unarmed soldiers.

Your faction also has a grey colour? Cause i can see a grey movement line, which only faction members are suppost to see? :)
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: BASNAK on November 03, 2012, 08:03:50 pm
Yeah. Sadly the Greys and Nords have copied the UDF's faction colors. They're trying to cause confusion.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Haboe on November 03, 2012, 08:04:48 pm
Ah lol didn't see that xD My bad ^^
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: baybars on November 03, 2012, 09:51:18 pm
I sir victory and justice the leader of the naked fanatics whom you all have heard of shall be at the front line sacraficing myself for the greater good, free calaradia from this oppression that is called UIF, basnak brother the naked fanatics are at your service, victory or martydom!!!

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Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: donib on November 04, 2012, 02:42:19 pm
Burn the place to the ground and rape their women
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: BASNAK on November 04, 2012, 02:51:00 pm
Quote from: donib on November 04, 2012, 02:42:19 pm
Burn the place to the ground and rape their women

But we're fighting for the people ._.

Anyways Mission Accomplished. Enjoy the little pink castle in Grey territory :D
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Tonyukuk on November 04, 2012, 03:16:10 pm
Quote from: BASNAK on November 04, 2012, 02:51:00 pm
But we're fighting for the people ._.

Anyways Mission Accomplished. Enjoy the little pink castle in Grey territory :D

İ think you have just 1-2 day for stay in that castle :D
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Bjord on November 04, 2012, 03:27:48 pm
Ever heard of prestige, my dear Kuk? :wink:

Well, the Greys just lost a fuck-ton of it. :lol:
It doesn't matter if they'll lose the castle, what matters is they owned the Greys hard.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Segd on November 04, 2012, 03:32:38 pm
Quote from: BASNAK on November 03, 2012, 03:50:32 pm
United Dependent Factions
Who? Never heard about it. :twisted: Anyway, good luck with you fight!
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Tonyukuk on November 04, 2012, 03:36:33 pm
Quote from: Segd on November 04, 2012, 03:32:38 pm
Who? Never heard about it. :twisted: Anyway, good luck with you fight!

They are calling themselves ''Gay Order''
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: BASNAK on November 04, 2012, 03:47:24 pm
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Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Torben on November 04, 2012, 04:02:58 pm
love how you summon laid back,  easy going fun into this strat thing : )
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Bjarky on November 04, 2012, 04:37:16 pm
Ponytail is stronk in this one  :idea:
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Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: BASNAK on November 04, 2012, 06:30:44 pm
The latest attack from Gay Order is not official. We do not know who MadBroJerry is, and we are not attacking the Kapikulus.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: donib on November 04, 2012, 07:05:00 pm
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As the steward of Ryibelet Castle and minister of International Development and Foreign Trade Afairs, under the authority of Lord Blood and Honour, Lord of Ryibelet Castle, first of his name, leader of the Rebels, Lord Commander of the former Gay order, Grand President of the former UDF, King of the Nerds, true sovereign of Calradia, I hereby declare Ryibelet area as a free trade area.

We seek what is best for entire Calradia and where everyone can profit. Our fief is for trading business only and thus has been liberated from the Grey war machine.

Signed, Donib, steward of Ryibelet Castle, Minister of International Development and Foreign Trade Afairs, Viceregent of Rebels.
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Official Seal of Rebels
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Thovex on November 04, 2012, 07:07:57 pm
Just a heads up for the free traders, you'll lose epic amounts of gold in an area that won't be protected, just so you don't get robbed. :wink:
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: BASNAK on November 04, 2012, 07:11:44 pm
We also sell formerly Grey owned Kuyaks! Two for the price of one!
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Bjord on November 04, 2012, 07:17:33 pm
Quote from: Thovex on November 04, 2012, 07:07:57 pm
Just a heads up for the free traders, you'll lose epic amounts of gold in an area that won't be protected, just so you don't get robbed. :wink:

You're but a pawn in their grand game of chess, little boy. Maybe it's best for your image if you place yourself far, far out of their views instead of running your mouth off, spouting insignificant things that your equally insignificant brain has manifested. Do hurry, before your clanmates tape your mouth down again.

Quote from: Nessaj on September 30, 2012, 05:26:45 pm
Thovex shaddup and go play with some Lego!


The Rebels will victor, and the UIF will be die! YOU MUST ALIVE!
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Stabby_Dave on November 04, 2012, 09:36:46 pm
Basnak, youre my new favourite person.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Noctivagant on November 05, 2012, 04:20:29 am
Quote from: Thovex on November 04, 2012, 07:07:57 pm
Just a heads up for the free traders, you'll lose epic amounts of gold in an area that won't be protected, just so you don't get robbed. :wink:

pshop it on an ugly stock scroll so i can laugh a bit.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: KingBread on November 05, 2012, 10:15:06 am
I find your sense of humor not retarded at all. Only think that i have problem with is name Blood & Honor since its chocolate chip cookie related. I know you didn't know that but mayby just change it next gen to Basnak and i will plus one all your posts :)
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: BASNAK on November 05, 2012, 10:33:42 am
Quote from: KingBread on November 05, 2012, 10:15:06 am
I find your sense of humor not retarded at all. Only think that i have problem with is name Blood & Honor since its chocolate chip cookie related. I know you didn't know that but mayby just change it next gen to Basnak and i will plus one all your posts :)

It's Blood & Dishonour now. People have been complaining about me having no honour :D
And I have been warned for this thread! They are trying to stop the rebellion by new means.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: dodnet on November 05, 2012, 11:35:15 am
Quote from: BASNAK on November 05, 2012, 10:33:42 am
And I have been warned for this thread! They are trying to stop the rebellion by new means.

Damn them! Don't let them bring you down! Long live the rebellion!
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Teeth on November 05, 2012, 12:15:04 pm
And another random faction that does a better job at fighting the UIF than the Coalition, Mercs and Templars.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Gingerpussy on November 05, 2012, 01:15:44 pm
Quote from: Teeth on November 05, 2012, 12:15:04 pm
And another random faction that does a better job at fighting the UIF than the Coalition, Mercs and Templars.

So interesting to know that all people seems to have a opinion about what we should do.
And for the most part its noobs in strategus telling what to do. Attack attack.

Well any attacks in Strategus wont be happening cuz both sides have build up. And without a change in the timer on battles there wont be any big battles.

So basically before you start talking negative about our strategy then maybe learn some strat game mechanics.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: dodnet on November 05, 2012, 01:20:06 pm
Quote from: Gingerpussy on November 05, 2012, 01:15:44 pm
So basically before you start talking negative about our strategy then maybe learn some strat game mechanics.

Have to quote myself on this:

Quote from: dodnet on November 02, 2012, 03:04:07 pm
And this exactly is the problem of strategus. Everyone will be sitting around on its troops until the end of days (or an incoming wipe) and then just go rambo and attack everything at once. So sitting around for months, doing shit just to blow up everything in a day or two. Makes it a boring game.

Quote from: dodnet on November 02, 2012, 09:34:27 am
Strategus is an amazing wargame trade simulator.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Gingerpussy on November 05, 2012, 01:34:42 pm
yeah its the truth so. Only thing that can fix it easy is that troops determent the time for battles.
In such a way that tactics are usable and not only have to rush rush or u cant kill all the troops of enemy.

If Drz Union Nords had the power to attack us they sure would have done so. but i salute ur rebel tendency and a victory over greys.
Seems like u loose that Castle if u dont get troops in :D

trade game, yeah i did see chadz story about a game he played when he was young, some kind of trade game he was fascinated off.
So that Strategus is a trade game is true, but it is a war game as well.

Check out my post about my dream Strategus.

 
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Tyr_ on November 05, 2012, 02:18:39 pm
As Ginger says, there is no point in launching massive attacks, all you do is resupplying your enemy with your own equipment. Atm all that Uif/anti-Uif can do to attack is outmaneuver each other - what we did, but thanks to a bug we lost a siege which we actually won and lost our armies afterwards - or wait until one side has a total supremacy in equipment in troops, so they can keep pushing without thinking about the equipment they give to the other side.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Noctivagant on November 05, 2012, 03:24:11 pm
Do I have to say I'm coming to Dhirim area myself.

Smell that? You smell that? Mangonel Son, Nothing else in the world stinks like that. I love the smell of Mangonel in the morning (?!) You know, one time we had a Nord castle catapulted that catapult catapults, for 2 hours. When it was all over, I pressed forward. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink ragdoll. The smell, you know that overloaded graphics card smell, the whole case. Smelled like...a bugged victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Segd on November 05, 2012, 06:16:43 pm
Quote from: Gingerpussy on November 05, 2012, 01:34:42 pm
yeah its the truth so. Only thing that can fix it easy is that troops determent the time for battles.
In such a way that tactics are usable and not only have to rush rush or u cant kill all the troops of enemy.

Quote from: Gingerpussy
I want to add that the timer is okey, makes ppl attack with less troops and better gear. and that is prob what chadz going for, no more 15k vs 9k and so on. When it comes to scaling, that was taken away from strategus 2.0
http://forum.meleegaming.com/strategus-issues/attack-on-emirin!/msg318543/#msg318543

neva 4get :rolleyes:
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Torben on November 05, 2012, 06:28:05 pm
Quote from: Segd on November 05, 2012, 06:16:43 pm
http://forum.meleegaming.com/strategus-issues/attack-on-emirin!/msg318543/#msg318543

neva 4get :rolleyes:

Der denkende Mensch ändert seine Meinung.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Tonyukuk on November 05, 2012, 06:41:19 pm
ich bin mikarin..das is meine mutter.ich möchte ander lander besuchen torben.
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Andswaru on November 05, 2012, 06:55:57 pm
Quote from: Torben on November 05, 2012, 06:28:05 pm
Der denkende Mensch ändert seine Meinung.

Torben thats still a fun sentence in english :)
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Torben on November 06, 2012, 07:02:15 am
Quote from: Andswaru on November 05, 2012, 06:55:57 pm
Torben thats still a fun sentence in english :)

I thought I´d post it in german,  so when googled,  people might start reading about Nietzsche. 

Ninja schooling ftw! : )


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Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Andswaru on November 06, 2012, 07:07:02 am
I now bow down in shock and awe, shock and awe.

Vote Torben on Teusday!
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Tonyukuk on November 06, 2012, 12:15:38 pm
Quote from: Torben on November 06, 2012, 07:02:15 am

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Yes :D But im not studying german language atm -_-
Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: jtobiasm on November 08, 2012, 12:40:43 am
Quote from: Teeth on November 05, 2012, 12:15:04 pm
And another random faction that does a better job at fighting the UIF than the Coalition, Mercs and Templars.

shut up.
If you're struggling with English.
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Title: Re: UDF declares war on UIF.
Post by: Haboe on November 08, 2012, 05:55:11 pm
Quote from: Teeth on November 05, 2012, 12:15:04 pm
And another random faction that does a better job at fighting the UIF than the Coalition, Mercs and Templars.

With i think only like 2 players they managed to capture a castle inside grey territory, these guys are even my heroes  :mrgreen:

So yea, they did an awesome job here.