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Title: RIP [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks
Post by: Berserkadin on April 16, 2011, 04:44:50 pm
LUMBERJACKS ALL OVER CALRADIA, UNITE!

FOR DEATH AND TIMBER!

Do you love the smell of freshly chopped timber?
The tender touch of flannel against your naked skin?
To put on womens clothing and hang around in bars?
Look no further, you've found home

The Lumberjacks are forest-living creatures, lurking around and working all day and sleeping all night. The Lumberjacks have very thick fur all over their body (Most Yeti sightings are probably naked Lumberjacks taking of their "flannel shirt" during a hot day or while "cleaning" themselves). The Lumberjacks natural habitats are forests all around Calradia, and they see all forest as their own territory, and will defend it fiercely, many peasants and rangers have died to the axes of one or several Lumberjacks while collecting wood for their campfires. Often a lord will have to hire the services of the Lumberjacks to collect wood, since he would need armies to escort the workers otherwise, and several times lords have made the foolish misstake to claim a forest as their own faced total obliteration.

Lumberjacks are social creatures, living in groups, with no obvious hierarchy, everyone seems to treat each other as equals. They seem to use some sort of "language" to communicate, consisting of shouts, laughs, burps and body movements, and they also seem to possess a telephatic ability, joining in bands instinctivly. The Lumberjacks have evolved a very deliquate chopping technique over the span of their existance, chopping trees like it where butter with their axes that they use as tools for hunting, working and fighting. Noone really knows where the Lumberjacks evolved from, some say humans, other gorillas, some propose its a bestial mix between man, bear and yeti, but noone really knows since Lumberjacks have been there aslong as human history have been able to record. The Lumberjacks have several natural enemies, including Trees, Tree-living creatures like squirrels and leopards, Trollbears and office-workers. How lumberjacks mate are still a well-keps secret, but scientist are still looking into it. There have been reports from women gettin robbed of their clothes by Lumberjacks, and occassionaly Lumberjacks have been seen wearing womens clothing, why isnt certain, but its possible it can have something to do with the mystery of how Lumberjacks mate.

Enclopodya Lumberjackus
-Charlus Darwinus


The Lumberjacks
Woodchoppers of Calradia
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Greetings and welcome to The Lumberjacks thread! This is a new clan, Wich aims to play serioulsy with a unserious theme. Our goal is to unite ALL lumberjacks all over Calradia, to defend our right to chop wood wherever, whenever we want and for whatever reasons we may have. We claim all forests and woods over Calradia as our property, since only the Lumberjacks know how to chop wood without making Calradia treeless. There will be no ranking or titles, since all Lumberjacks are equal, since we all chop to live, and live to chop, and in the eyes of the wood, we are all just lumberjacks. In game our goal is to play organised togheter in small bands, being flexible and chopping enemies, felling the hardest oak down to the most flimsy weed. 

Recruitment
We accept everyone to join, aslong as you can handle an axe and chop wood, how you fight to defend your chopping-rights is up to you. You should be able to join Ventrilo while you play. If your intressed, apply with Build, in game name and add Skartakk on steam, I will contact you when your in, then you Lumberjack_ as tag and start using the banner(that will be ready soon hopefully).

Chat
http://webchat.quakenet.org/?channels=Lumberjacks

Ventrilo
We got a Ventrilo server up and running most of the time
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Members

Lumberjack_Berserkadin (Lumberjack_Throwalot)
Lumberjack_Ozin
Lumberjack_Chamu (Lumberjack_Myllyz)
Lumberjack_Jack
Lumberjack_Erdgar
Lumberjack_Suzuk5

Outfit
Mostly anything European works, especielly nordic stuff, think lumberjacky :) Avoid arabic/eastern stuff.

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As for weaponry, we're Lumberjacks, and we only go to battle with axes (of all kinds of course)

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Sometimes after a hard days work and chopping we like to put on a nice Dress and some make-up and hang around in bars ;)

Banner
At the moment, we are using the Three White Sabers with RED background

This is the banner that will be applied to the banner pack (Credits go to Niemand, thank you :)
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I'm a lumberjack
And I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatry'
On Wednesdays I go shopping
and have buttered scones for tea

I'm a lumberjack
And I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on womens' clothing and hang around in bars

I'm a lumberjack
And I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies' and a bra
I wish I'd been a girly
Just like my dear pa-pa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo&feature=related)

Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU)
Post by: LordRichrich on April 16, 2011, 05:01:19 pm
I already have your theme song :)
Monty Pythons Lumber Jack Song

This has also inspired me to create many Monty Python themed clans :D
Best of luck!
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU)
Post by: Siiem on April 16, 2011, 05:18:47 pm
Omg, Olwen... I'm leaving.
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 16, 2011, 05:45:12 pm
Join the Lumberjacks, we got timber.

Siiem, the grass is greener
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Reyiz on April 16, 2011, 05:53:52 pm
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LOL
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: ToxicKilla on April 16, 2011, 05:58:15 pm
Good luck with it. Will be funny to see you all wearing womens clothing, when you get some members :lol:
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 16, 2011, 06:05:25 pm
Quote from: Reyiz on April 16, 2011, 05:53:52 pm
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LOL

You gotta start somewhere ;)
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Reyiz on April 16, 2011, 06:13:20 pm
Quote from: Berserkadin on April 16, 2011, 06:05:25 pm
You gotta start somewhere ;)

Indeed :) Good Luck with it :D
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 16, 2011, 06:52:14 pm
Ty for the good wishes, both of you  :)
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU)
Post by: Berserkadin on April 16, 2011, 07:19:06 pm
Quote from: LordRichrich on April 16, 2011, 05:01:19 pm
I already have your theme song :)
Monty Pythons Lumber Jack Song

This has also inspired me to create many Monty Python themed clans :D
Best of luck!
The Knights Who Say Ni? ;)
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: okiN on April 16, 2011, 07:19:49 pm
You'll need to enforce a strict curfew to make sure that all your members sleep all night and work all day. Only fake lumberjacks are on the servers after eleven PM!
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 16, 2011, 09:38:40 pm
A warm welcome to our first member except for me, Ozin :)
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: EponiCo on April 16, 2011, 10:14:50 pm
Gut Holz from the original Lumberjack!
May he be honorary member? :P
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 16, 2011, 10:27:05 pm
Quote from: EponiCo on April 16, 2011, 10:14:50 pm
Gut Holz from the original Lumberjack!
May he be honorary member? :P

Gut Holz?
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Braeden on April 16, 2011, 10:29:19 pm
Quote from: Berserkadin on April 16, 2011, 09:38:40 pm
A warm welcome to our first member except for me, Ozin :)

And it was at that moment the trees shuddered in terror, for they realized their world was doomed.

I'd say good luck, but looks like you no longer need it.
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: EponiCo on April 16, 2011, 10:30:19 pm
It means good luck ... but literally "good wood".
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on April 16, 2011, 10:52:38 pm
As soon as I saw the lyrics to the lumberjack song I straight away said
''I aprove of this clan!''
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Bjarky on April 16, 2011, 11:58:44 pm
Rumors are spreading in the taverns of calradia that the "Federation of free Trees" are preparing for war...
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 17, 2011, 12:00:35 am
We'll chop them into submission

and ty all for the good wishes :)
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on April 17, 2011, 12:52:37 am
thell chop you're lass and eat you're bark lumberjacks they be!

Yep its a lame version of somalian pirates but who the hell cares, ITS A LUMBERJACK!
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 17, 2011, 10:37:51 am
Join the crusade against the woods!
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 17, 2011, 11:21:03 am
A heartly welcome to our second recruit, Chamu!
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Ozin on April 17, 2011, 10:55:51 pm
Welcome Chamu! Be sure to join us on IRC  :)
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Gnjus on April 17, 2011, 11:10:24 pm
Good luck boys ! And remember, when hard times come (and they will, i assure you) and you start feeling useless, alone and depressed on the battlefield - just remember that there is always at least one clan more useless then yourselves: the Ninjas......this will give you extraordinary strength to fight like never before !

Just look at the my old friends: 3 tourneys - 3 finals, without any of the "legendary" cRPG fighters, "heroes" and "demi-gods" in our ranks. (ok, we had a lot of luck but you know what they say: luck follows the brave !)

You wanna know the secret of our success ? One thought, and one thought only that keeps us going:
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Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 17, 2011, 11:51:30 pm
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8-)
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Ozin on April 18, 2011, 12:23:21 am
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I think this can be applied to the banner pack(s) now.
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on April 18, 2011, 03:28:25 am
Quote from: Gnjus on April 17, 2011, 11:10:24 pm
Good luck boys ! And remember, when hard times come (and they will, i assure you) and you start feeling useless, alone and depressed on the battlefield - just remember that there is always at least one clan more useless then yourselves: the Ninjas......this will give you extraordinary strength to fight like never before !

Just look at the my old friends: 3 tourneys - 3 finals, without any of the "legendary" cRPG fighters, "heroes" and "demi-gods" in our ranks. (ok, we had a lot of luck but you know what they say: luck follows the brave !)

You wanna know the secret of our success ? One thought, and one thought only that keeps us going:
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yep true!
Are you depressed?
If you are you need the new product, Whack A Ninja or WAN,
Got a big repair bill after wearing plate? WAN!
Still felling sorry for you're self? Well then WAN!
Rember kids...
WAN ALL DAY LONG!

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Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 18, 2011, 08:38:35 pm
We're still looking for fellow lumberjacks, join up and defend our holy chopping-rights!
If Im afk, just apply in thread :)
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Duster on April 18, 2011, 09:03:58 pm
That is one bad ass banner, I must say. I put my support behind these guys all the way.
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Dravic on April 18, 2011, 09:17:59 pm
Made a list of axes, you can use it in first post and/or modify it if you don't like it:

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Generally, to be finished. Will post here again, when I end everything. Also, post here if you want more weapons in list.

And good luck with clan!
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 18, 2011, 09:30:34 pm
Quote from: Dravic on April 18, 2011, 09:17:59 pm
Made a list of axes, you can use it in first post and/or modify it if you don't like it:

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Generally, to be finished. Will post here again, when I end everything. Also, post here if you want more weapons in list.

And good luck with clan!
Ty ty very much dravic, totally awesome work :D added into thread start. Well you can add Throwing axes, its still axes, and there are exotic ways of chopping timber
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Dravic on April 18, 2011, 09:36:15 pm
Remember, that's only beginning. I will make it awesome list of weapons  :twisted:

Quote from: Berserkadin on April 18, 2011, 09:30:34 pm
Well you can add Throwing axes, its still axes

Will be done.

Quote from: Berserkadin on April 18, 2011, 09:30:34 pm
and there are exotic ways of chopping timber

Flamberge, Bardiches and co.? :D

Joking aside, do you want Bardiches?
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 18, 2011, 09:38:44 pm
Quote from: Dravic on April 18, 2011, 09:36:15 pm
Remember, that's only beginning. I will make it awesome list of weapons  :twisted:

Will be done.

Flamberge, Bardiches and co.? :D
Nah, only throwing axes ;) Bardiches are acceptable but nothing that should be in the threadstart, since Bardiche are used to hold up guns and not chop wood with ;)
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 18, 2011, 10:19:38 pm
Welcome to our third recruit, Lumberjack_Jack! Soon the mighty Flannel Banner will be raised on battlefield all around Calradia!
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on April 18, 2011, 10:45:28 pm
gl with the new clan guys  :wink: btw why don't you join persistent world mod? you can chop lots of trees there!
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Thovex on April 18, 2011, 11:00:24 pm
Quote from: Tavuk_Bey on April 18, 2011, 10:45:28 pm
gl with the new clan guys  :wink: btw why don't you join persistent world mod? you can chop lots of trees there!

Lol, and good luck guys.  :)
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) New Clan!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 19, 2011, 01:27:26 pm
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gl with the new clan guys   btw why don't you join persistent world mod? you can chop lots of trees there!
Maybe in the future ;)

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Lol, and good luck guys.  :)
Thank you, and see you on the choppingfield!
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) Looking for fellow Lumberjacks!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 19, 2011, 09:12:46 pm
Welcome our new Lumberjack-brother, Lumberjack_Erdgar!  :D
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) Looking for fellow Lumberjacks!
Post by: LordRichrich on April 19, 2011, 09:24:21 pm
I swaer you got the lyrics wrong on the song
Isn't the last line ma-ma not pa-pa?
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) Looking for fellow Lumberjacks!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 19, 2011, 09:29:05 pm
Quote from: LordRichrich on April 19, 2011, 09:24:21 pm
I swaer you got the lyrics wrong on the song
Isn't the last line ma-ma not pa-pa?
Im 100% sure its pa-pa ;)
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) Looking for fellow Lumberjacks!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 20, 2011, 01:24:07 pm
Updated thread start
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) Looking for fellow Lumberjacks!
Post by: Rage_Guy on April 23, 2011, 10:31:54 pm
I wanna join! :D :D :D
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) Looking for fellow Lumberjacks!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 24, 2011, 03:31:08 pm
Quote from: suzuk5 on April 23, 2011, 10:31:54 pm
I wanna join! :D :D :D
Well join our webchat then so we can talk :)
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) Looking for fellow Lumberjacks!
Post by: Berserkadin on April 24, 2011, 04:39:35 pm
welcome to the clan Lumberjack_Suzuk5 :)
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) Looking for fellow Lumberjacks!
Post by: Abay_ on April 25, 2011, 06:04:29 am
!!!FACTION LEADERS THREAD!!!

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,4296.0.html
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) Looking for fellow Lumberjacks!
Post by: Ozin on May 02, 2011, 08:13:52 pm
So I'm back from my holiday, ready for more chopping! The ventrilo server is back up, I'll leave it on constantly until we can find a new one.

We are still looking for more fellow lumberjacks, so if you have a special place in your heart for axes, don't hesitate to join us on IRC or ask us ingame!

IRC info - server: irc.quakenet.org - channel: #lumberjacks
Direct link: http://webchat.quakenet.org/?channels=Lumberjacks

Edit: Just noticed that our banner has been added to the banner pack, all go grab it at http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,2990.0.html !
Title: Re: [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Recruiting EU) Looking for fellow Lumberjacks!
Post by: Berserkadin on May 19, 2011, 06:45:12 pm
Well, Im leaving the clan, since I've got no time nor intress in leading it anymore. If anyone wanna take over tell me, but for the moment its "dead"
Title: Re: RIP [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks
Post by: Niemand on July 30, 2011, 08:03:15 am
Sorry about bugging you, but I just added this text to my Banner-Tailory-Thread... it's about rights and stuff and I think you should be Informed, since you are using one of my Banners - even if you disbanded, what i think is sad since the idea was funny. ;)

Quote from: Niemand on April 19, 2011, 11:35:50 pm
As long as you did not pay for your banner the following text counts:
If I make you a banner it is owned by your Clan as a whole, not by yourself as a person. If your Clan "vanishes" in any way (loses all members, gets inactive for about 3 month or whatever) or if you dont contact me to get your banner for a while or if you say you dont want it... ALL RIGHTS about/to/of that banner go back to me (Niemand). I can re-use that banner, sell it, rent it, f*ck it, eat it, trash it and whatever-else I want.

When you use it in other mods or wherever please tell me about it. I usually don't care but it would be interesting to know.

NEVER! under NO CIRCUMSTANCES! tell anyone that this banner was made by somebody else than me. I made it, the honour is mine. - This also counts if you paid for it!

If you dont agree on this dont use my Banner.

If you paid for the Banner you can do with it whatever you want. All rights and responsibilities are yours then. Except the honour of creating it - this is still mine! ;)
Title: Re: RIP [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks
Post by: Mr. Hannibal on February 26, 2012, 10:03:35 pm
HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH

BUMP?  :twisted:
Title: Re: RIP [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks
Post by: Niemand on February 27, 2012, 12:05:06 am
bump.