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Title: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: Arathian on September 27, 2012, 10:14:50 am
...and apparently, my beard naturally develops mutton chops. I look like this:

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Is this a good thing? It might be!
Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: zagibu on September 27, 2012, 01:26:51 pm
So is this your first beard?
Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: Arathian on September 27, 2012, 08:10:04 pm
So is this your first beard?

Yes indeed. I have been living in my own house the last couple of months so I am away from my relatives (that hate beards)
Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: zagibu on September 27, 2012, 08:46:39 pm
Okay, then know that there are only two kinds of beards, those that make you a real man (but scare off all the ladies) and those that make you a wimp (but attract all the ladies). Choose wisely!
Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: Arathian on September 27, 2012, 08:59:31 pm
Okay, then know that there are only two kinds of beards, those that make you a real man (but scare off all the ladies) and those that make you a wimp (but attract all the ladies). Choose wisely!

Mainly beards all the way.

Beards before hoes.

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Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on September 27, 2012, 10:03:12 pm
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Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: Arathian on September 27, 2012, 10:05:57 pm
Don't you dare make fun of Bismark and Willhelm's beard D:
Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: Ptolemy on September 28, 2012, 03:46:27 am
What are they looking at on the ceiling?
Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: Arathian on September 28, 2012, 04:59:41 am
What are they looking at on the ceiling?
They are actually looking at Willhelm.
Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: Tagora on September 28, 2012, 09:09:57 am
mammary glands or get the heck outa here!
Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: Vibe on September 28, 2012, 09:58:39 am
I must +1 in this thread, awesome pic as ever Armpit, I am your true fanboi
Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: zagibu on September 28, 2012, 03:50:17 pm
Mainly beards all the way.

Beards before hoes.

So you have chosen the long road. A noble choice. Now you must get the ladies the hard way: by building up your renown. In the end, you will be better off, though, because with a manly beard and renown (which are of course tightly interwoven), you can get the ladies that are not only beautiful, but also smart. The queen bitches. And you will also be able to keep them (if you wish so).
Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on September 28, 2012, 05:45:56 pm
So you have chosen the long road. A noble choice. Now you must get the ladies the hard way: by building up your renown. In the end, you will be better off, though, because with a manly beard and renown (which are of course tightly interwoven), you can get the ladies that are not only beautiful, but also smart. The queen bitches. And you will also be able to keep them (if you wish so).

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Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: dreadnok on October 03, 2012, 01:03:57 am
Mines alot longer and its red!
Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on October 03, 2012, 12:28:00 pm
Mines alot longer and its red!

We are not talking about penises, but if yours is red - you should probably get it checked. Or post a picture here. Most of the folks in Spam section are certified urologists. Don't be shy! If your penis falls off - it will go long time before it grows back.
Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: zagibu on October 03, 2012, 10:51:53 pm
Maybe he is a redskin? I don't know if redskins have red penises, or if they have penises at all, but it's possible, right?
Title: Re: So I have been letting a beard grow lately...
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on October 04, 2012, 02:09:10 pm
Maybe he is a redskin? I don't know if redskins have red penises, or if they have penises at all, but it's possible, right?

Is he Buffalo Bill?  :shock:

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