So I have been letting a beard grow lately...

[Arathian]

...and apparently, my beard naturally develops mutton chops. I look like this:

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Is this a good thing? It might be!

[zagibu]

So is this your first beard?

[Arathian]

So is this your first beard?

Yes indeed. I have been living in my own house the last couple of months so I am away from my relatives (that hate beards)

[zagibu]

Okay, then know that there are only two kinds of beards, those that make you a real man (but scare off all the ladies) and those that make you a wimp (but attract all the ladies). Choose wisely!

[Arathian]

Okay, then know that there are only two kinds of beards, those that make you a real man (but scare off all the ladies) and those that make you a wimp (but attract all the ladies). Choose wisely!

Mainly beards all the way.

Beards before hoes.

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[Armpit_Sweat]

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[Arathian]

Don't you dare make fun of Bismark and Willhelm's beard D:

[Ptolemy]

What are they looking at on the ceiling?

[Arathian]

What are they looking at on the ceiling?

They are actually looking at Willhelm.

[Tagora]

mammary glands or get the heck outa here!

[Vibe]

I must +1 in this thread, awesome pic as ever Armpit, I am your true fanboi

[zagibu]

Mainly beards all the way.

Beards before hoes.

So you have chosen the long road. A noble choice. Now you must get the ladies the hard way: by building up your renown. In the end, you will be better off, though, because with a manly beard and renown (which are of course tightly interwoven), you can get the ladies that are not only beautiful, but also smart. The queen bitches. And you will also be able to keep them (if you wish so).

[Armpit_Sweat]

So you have chosen the long road. A noble choice. Now you must get the ladies the hard way: by building up your renown. In the end, you will be better off, though, because with a manly beard and renown (which are of course tightly interwoven), you can get the ladies that are not only beautiful, but also smart. The queen bitches. And you will also be able to keep them (if you wish so).

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[dreadnok]

Mines alot longer and its red!

[Armpit_Sweat]

Mines alot longer and its red!

We are not talking about penises, but if yours is red - you should probably get it checked. Or post a picture here. Most of the folks in Spam section are certified urologists. Don't be shy! If your penis falls off - it will go long time before it grows back.