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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: TurmoilTom on September 17, 2012, 04:58:06 am

Title: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
Post by: TurmoilTom on September 17, 2012, 04:58:06 am: Nothing to do with my clan.

Stay off my bridges.
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Post by: Bobthehero on September 17, 2012, 05:13:50 am: K
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Post by: Matey on September 17, 2012, 05:16:14 am: I may decide to burn all bridges... i just feel an urge.
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Post by: Bobthehero on September 17, 2012, 05:48:53 am: I'll follow to hell and back Matey, lets burn those stupid bridges.
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Post by: TurmoilTom on September 17, 2012, 12:58:01 pm: Not before I see you guys burn in hell.

Stay off my bridges.
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Post by: Taser on September 20, 2012, 10:18:37 pm: All 14 of them? Or all the bridges? In NA and EU?
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Post by: Syls on September 21, 2012, 01:16:27 pm: The trolls need their bridges!
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Post by: TurmoilTom on September 22, 2012, 05:59:51 am: Quote from: Taser on September 20, 2012, 10:18:37 pm
All 14 of them? Or all the bridges? In NA and EU?

All bridges that have ever been bridges ever at any point at any time.

All of them.
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Post by: Bobthehero on September 22, 2012, 06:01:15 am: We shall burn them all
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Post by: TurmoilTom on September 22, 2012, 06:03:45 am: I will eat your firstborn child.

Stay off my bridges.
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Post by: Bobthehero on September 22, 2012, 06:05:15 am: Don't plan on havin' kids, boom bitch, watcha gonn' do now?
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Post by: TurmoilTom on September 22, 2012, 06:11:42 am: Probably just down some Mountain Dew and a few bags of Doritos. You win this round.

But I'll be back.

Just like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Post by: Bobthehero on September 22, 2012, 06:13:41 am: I wish I could down MD and eat Doritos, but all I have is Pepsi and an almost empty bag of Doritos, you succeded in making me jealous :(
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Post by: Miracle on September 22, 2012, 06:16:46 am: Hello, Oh Glorious Turmoilous Tom. I was wondering if it would be possible for me to pass over one of your prized bridges. I would be most careful.
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Post by: TurmoilTom on September 22, 2012, 06:40:02 am: I charge 1400 strategus gold for each stone that is stepped on by you and your associates while crossing the bridge, along with 27500 up front before you cross. If you move a pebble a trap door will open up, dropping you into the waters below. I have filled all the rivers with alligators and snapping turtles. You have been warned. Meet my agent, Charlie Sheen, behind the turkish bathhouse in Ulburban to deliver your payment. The password is "Platoon."
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Post by: Miracle on September 22, 2012, 08:46:14 am: The only problem with that is I have claimed all of the Calridian alligators and snapping turtles as my own. I would be careful where you step in my waters!

Also, Everytime I read stay off my bridges...I have a flashback to Gran Tornio and Clint Eastwood yelling at the asians to stay off his lawn. Thought that should be known.
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Post by: TugBoat on September 22, 2012, 09:53:57 am: BOAT CLAN CLAIMS ALL WATERWAYS.

BRIDGES GO OVER WATERWAYS, CROSSING OUR TERRITORY.

WE DEMAND TRIBUTE.
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Post by: Cepeshi on September 22, 2012, 09:55:39 am: I claim the space. Stay off my space!
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Post by: jasonjay543 on September 23, 2012, 08:50:10 am: What if i build bridges next to your bridges, lower the fee of passage, and steal all of your bridge business?
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Post by: Nightingale on September 23, 2012, 10:44:31 am: Quote from: jasonjay543 on September 23, 2012, 08:50:10 am
What if i build bridges next to your bridges, lower the fee of passage, and steal all of your bridge business?

Quote from: TurmoilTom on September 22, 2012, 05:59:51 am
All bridges that have ever been bridges ever at any point at any time.

All of them.

I think that if you made a bridge it would, well you know. "His"
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Post by: Jarlek on September 23, 2012, 05:10:31 pm: Quote from: TugBoat on September 22, 2012, 09:53:57 am
BOAT CLAN CLAIMS ALL WATERWAYS.

BRIDGES GO OVER WATERWAYS, CROSSING OUR TERRITORY.

WE DEMAND TRIBUTE.
Does this include the "river" I made in the bushes just earlier?
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Post by: TurmoilTom on September 28, 2012, 10:51:42 pm: It has come to my attention that I have not made the goons exempt from these claims. I would like to formally apologize and state that anyone who wears the LLJK tag may come and go freely from my territories, so long as I am informed 3 months, 6 days, 4 hours, 52 minutes and 12 seconds in advance, at the very minimum.

Thank you for your time, and stay the fuck off my bridges.
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Post by: Auphilia on September 28, 2012, 11:04:51 pm: They might need a new home soon :\
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Post by: Rikthor on September 29, 2012, 12:26:06 am: Quote from: TurmoilTom on September 28, 2012, 10:51:42 pm
It has come to my attention that I have not made the goons exempt from these claims. I would like to formally apologize and state that anyone who wears the LLJK tag may come and go freely from my territories, so long as I am informed 3 months, 6 days, 4 hours, 52 minutes and 12 seconds in advance, at the very minimum.

Thank you for your time, and stay the fuck off my bridges.

Since I have no tag I will assume these requirements do not apply to me and therefore I am allowed to skip as I please across the bridges in the desert. Since there are none. :(

Quote from: Auphilia on September 28, 2012, 11:04:51 pm
They might need a new home soon :\
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Title: Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
Post by: Herr_Thomas on September 29, 2012, 07:00:37 am: As your underling ballsquire, I am here to inquire about access to the bridge north of Nova Slezkh Castle. I will be crossing in approximately 12 days 1 hour 32 minutes and 47 seconds. I hope my tribute of 3 gorillion strat gold, 20 loom points, and a promise to not step on more then 43 stones will suffice for access to your marvelous bridges.

Also, I claim Navy Blue as my own.
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Post by: TurmoilTom on September 29, 2012, 08:10:04 am: Approved. Meet my agent behind the turkish bath house in New Ulburban to deliver your payment. The pass-phrase is "Platoon."
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Post by: the real god emperor on September 29, 2012, 08:12:34 am: Turkish bath house near Ulburban? Invade NA!
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Post by: Jarlek on September 29, 2012, 09:33:39 am: Quote from: Herr_Thomas on September 29, 2012, 07:00:37 am
As your underling ballsquire, I am here to inquire about access to the bridge north of Nova Slezkh Castle. I will be crossing in approximately 12 days 1 hour 32 minutes and 47 seconds. I hope my tribute of 3 gorillion strat gold, 20 loom points, and a promise to not step on more then 43 stones will suffice for access to your marvelous bridges.

Also, I claim Navy Blue as my own.
Navy Blue already taken. Here's a good one for you.
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Post by: Bobthehero on October 01, 2012, 02:44:08 am: Claimin' yellow, for FCC!
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Post by: Spanish on October 01, 2012, 08:49:17 am: Can i steal the lime green?
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Post by: Taser on October 20, 2012, 06:33:53 am: visitors can't see pics , please register or login

:oops:
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Post by: genric on October 20, 2012, 07:31:03 am: I like this color game
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Post by: TurmoilTom on October 20, 2012, 09:05:35 pm: Quote from: Taser on October 20, 2012, 06:33:53 am
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:oops:

You're going down.
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Post by: Taser on October 20, 2012, 10:42:15 pm: Quote from: TurmoilTom on October 20, 2012, 09:05:35 pm
You're going down.

To war then. My people will contact your people as to an appointment we can meet and conduct a slap fight.
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Post by: TurmoilTom on October 21, 2012, 02:06:08 am: Quote from: Taser on October 20, 2012, 10:42:15 pm
To war then. My people will contact your people as to an appointment we can meet and conduct a slap fight.

A slap fight would be excellent. Also, clothes will not be allowed. That goes for the ladies, too.
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Post by: genric on October 21, 2012, 02:33:57 am: Quote from: TurmoilTom on October 21, 2012, 02:06:08 am
A slap fight would be excellent. Also, clothes will not be allowed. That goes for the ladies, too.

That makes it hard for me to sneak in, can we wear masks?
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Post by: Taser on October 21, 2012, 02:42:53 am: Quote from: TurmoilTom on October 21, 2012, 02:06:08 am
A slap fight would be excellent. Also, clothes will not be allowed. That goes for the ladies, too.

I thought that went without saying.
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Post by: TurmoilTom on October 21, 2012, 02:55:57 am: Quote from: Taser on October 21, 2012, 02:42:53 am
I thought that went without saying.

I like you. And to show it I will only sodomize half of your kingdom's women.