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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: djavo on September 11, 2012, 06:45:06 pm

Title: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: djavo on September 11, 2012, 06:45:06 pm
Great leecher is looking for new clan. Since Gnjus has backstabbed me again to play some gay mmorpg with other derps I'm forced to move far away from his nose influence.
Whoever bids more has my utmost loyalty in game as well in strategus 4.0.

Need a new farmer? Need someone who will TK you? Need an idiot on TS? You dont have to ask any further.

Starting auction at 1 stones.
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: gazda on September 11, 2012, 08:02:49 pm
i heard kapikulus and bashibazouks are (secretly) bidding for you as we speak,

oh noes kapikulus seem to be topping  whatever bashibazouks offer(rumor has it, they offered 40 stones and A CAMEL)
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: CaveSquirrel on September 11, 2012, 08:30:52 pm
5 Gold/week + some bread and water.

Jobs you would need to do is feeding and cleaning my horse (also some other "special horsethings", only horses understand them, can hurt you)

Also you can get the stones in the stall for your Stone-Collection.
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: chadz on September 11, 2012, 08:37:12 pm
how much so you will always fight as merc for the other team?
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: Largg on September 11, 2012, 09:34:32 pm
I could see myself funding an independent quality troll.
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: djavo on September 11, 2012, 10:32:22 pm
Quote from: Largg on September 11, 2012, 09:34:32 pm
I could see myself funding an independent quality troll.
Wrong I am not troll, I just want a place to settle, cavern is collapsing.

Quote from: chadz on September 11, 2012, 08:37:12 pm
how much so you will always fight as merc for the other team?

just buff throwers

Quote from: CaveSquirrel on September 11, 2012, 08:30:52 pm
5 Gold/week + some bread and water.

Jobs you would need to do is feeding and cleaning my horse (also some other "special horsethings", only horses understand them, can hurt you)

Also you can get the stones in the stall for your Stone-Collection.

That sounds as fair offer, but horses somehow hate me.
Can I also get kidney stones?

Quote from: gazda on September 11, 2012, 08:02:49 pm
i heard kapikulus and bashibazouks are (secretly) bidding for you as we speak,

oh noes kapikulus seem to be topping  whatever bashibazouks offer(rumor has it, they offered 40 stones and A CAMEL)

May the best kebab win
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: Miwiw on September 11, 2012, 10:50:14 pm
1000 gold a day and 1 LP per year. You'll be first of my Queensguard of Queen Miwiw the 1st. You may not enter my bedroom though.
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: Corwin on September 11, 2012, 10:51:58 pm
Quote from: Miwiw99 on September 11, 2012, 10:50:14 pm
1000 gold a day and 1 LP per year. You'll be first of my Queensguard of Queen Miwiw the 1st. You may not enter my bedroom though.

You are safe, he was castrated when he was a teenager. He was Bandits' first soprano.
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: Miwiw on September 11, 2012, 10:52:42 pm
No thanks then. I am not buying a sheep without wool.
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: Latvian on September 11, 2012, 10:58:58 pm
you can be my personal slave
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: Harafat on September 12, 2012, 01:27:59 am
 I Bid 2 stones for djavo!

I would bid the weight of the earth. +1 stone!
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: Latvian on September 12, 2012, 05:58:52 am
actualy i offer you to pay ME just so you can run next to me and do my dirty jobs.
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: Jarlek on September 12, 2012, 03:53:56 pm
Quote from: Latvian_Knight on September 12, 2012, 05:58:52 am
actualy i offer you to pay ME just so you can run next to me and do my dirty jobs.
Dirty jobs like leaving the spawn completely open or losing 2.5x as many people? :P

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Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on September 16, 2012, 12:16:03 am
I bid 3 stones and some throwing knives for you to give up your imperialistic dreams and join Werfrieds Peasant Battalion in liberating the land from all fascists who dare to put up a fight and from all heathens who do not accept the Goat as the one true god.
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: Cicero on September 16, 2012, 04:24:55 am
2 sheeps , 1 cow and free circumcision
Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: Leshma on September 16, 2012, 04:01:15 pm
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Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: djavo on September 16, 2012, 10:44:56 pm
Quote from: Leshma on September 16, 2012, 04:01:15 pm
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Title: Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
Post by: Araxiel on September 17, 2012, 03:46:48 am
Quote from: djavo on September 16, 2012, 10:44:56 pm

HAHAHA funny shit.