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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Auphilia on September 02, 2012, 06:59:11 pm

Title: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Auphilia on September 02, 2012, 06:59:11 pm
You are greeted by a samurai courier.
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After recognizing you as a true samurai or ninja, he hands you a letter.

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Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on September 03, 2012, 12:23:49 am
tl;dr
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Florent48 on September 03, 2012, 03:22:21 am
I really like your RP. How do you RP so much in cRPG?! Good luck with the Shogunate! :D
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Auphilia on September 03, 2012, 04:07:02 am
well it is c"RP"G. lolz

I got my whole life to be myself. In games I like to be a character. ;)
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Tanken on September 03, 2012, 05:57:14 am
I will finally have enough foreigners to open my sushi bars! YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: [ptx] on September 03, 2012, 07:21:09 am
Japanese with white/blonde hair?
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Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: ArysOakheart on September 03, 2012, 12:12:20 pm
well it is c"RP"G. lolz

I got my whole life to be myself. In games I like to be a character. ;)

Rather... You have your whole life to be a dude. So in game you like to roleplay as a female.
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: bredeus on September 03, 2012, 12:58:08 pm
Good luck with the unification of samurai ronins and homeless ninjas
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Nebun on September 03, 2012, 03:57:16 pm
oh no, more pokemons
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Noctivagant on September 03, 2012, 04:50:49 pm
Japanese with white/blonde hair?


and
a male empress?

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Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Memento_Mori on September 03, 2012, 05:10:00 pm

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"Female Samurai"
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:)
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Auphilia on September 03, 2012, 06:20:56 pm
Rather... You have your whole life to be a dude. So in game you like to roleplay as a female.

Are you still on about you having a crush on me or something like a year ago? Can you please let that go? Jesus Christ dude. Yes, I'm a guy. No one in their right mind thinks I'm a girl. You are the only person who actually thought I was a girl and freaked out when you found out I had a penis. We were friends until you pulled that shit. Please, for the love of god, let it go and move on. You have been following my posts for almost a god damn year now, always having some kind of negative feedback or just minusing random posts of mine. You need help. Do you want to talk in Teamspeak or something? If that helps you move on then, I'll talk to you about it. But, for real, that shit isn't healthy. Do you honestly hate me because I'm not a real girl? I never once even said I was a real girl. Everyone who I talk to in this game, or are friends with, knows I'm a guy.

Anyways let me know if you want to talk about this or whatever. If that's what it takes to help you move on, then I'll do that.
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Noctivagant on September 03, 2012, 07:50:30 pm
"Female Samurai"
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:)

Onna bugeisha (女武芸者?) : (lit. female master of martial arts) female equivalent of samurai, as you mentioned above mostly uses naginata to keep the distance between her assets and the enemy. With the introduction of Neo-Confucianism and handy kitchen robots, they found better use in life.
Then the sentence

あなたは私のサンドイッチを作ることができます was invented in Edo period. (Anatawa watashi no sandoicchi wo tsukuru koto ga dekimasu)

Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: ArysOakheart on September 03, 2012, 11:07:18 pm
Are you still on about you having a crush on me or something like a year ago? Can you please let that go? Jesus Christ dude. Yes, I'm a guy. No one in their right mind thinks I'm a girl. You are the only person who actually thought I was a girl and freaked out when you found out I had a penis. We were friends until you pulled that shit. Please, for the love of god, let it go and move on. You have been following my posts for almost a god damn year now, always having some kind of negative feedback or just minusing random posts of mine. You need help. Do you want to talk in Teamspeak or something? If that helps you move on then, I'll talk to you about it. But, for real, that shit isn't healthy. Do you honestly hate me because I'm not a real girl? I never once even said I was a real girl. Everyone who I talk to in this game, or are friends with, knows I'm a guy.

Anyways let me know if you want to talk about this or whatever. If that's what it takes to help you move on, then I'll do that.

I'm not following your posts, you just post so god damn much I can't help but run into them. A crush on you? Sorry, I had more fun rubbing my hunting crossbow all over Sep.  I freaked out when I found out you were a dude? Or rather you freaked out when I said the first half of your steam name in game, which turned out to be the first half of your real name (you gave that away).

I guess I am rather bitter about having some one try to perma-ban me twice off of something as stupid as the first half of their steam name being said in game. Other than that, I just think it's odd for a dude to continually over a year make 6 different clans and 5 of them roleplaying as the female leader. Also, not everyone knows you are a guy, I had to inform many people of that you were a dude, as they thought you were a chick (since you are always roleplaying as one and you never spoke in TS back then).

Oh well, good luck on your new clan, and all the others that follow this one.
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 03, 2012, 11:44:11 pm
I had to inform many people of that you were a dude, as they thought you were a chick (since you are always roleplaying as one and you never spoke in TS back then).

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Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: [ptx] on September 04, 2012, 12:14:21 am
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dafuq

Just admit that you're both gay and make out, sheesh :|
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Auphilia on September 04, 2012, 01:42:24 am
You wanted to join my clan and I didn't mind. You joined me and Sep for a while then I decided you were a swell enough guy so I added you on steam. We didn't use Teamspeak back then. I didn't use teamspeak until I had to for Red Lotus. I was never "not talking in TS" lol? When the fuck did we ever talk in Teamspeak? You have always done all your shit under the table and talking about me behind my back. After I added you on steam you freaked out because I was a guy and moments later you joined the Hos teamspeak and told everyone what my real name was and had them troll me in the game about it. Every time they killed me or I died they would shout out my real name, that's fucking low. If I don't want to use my real name in this game, then that is my business. I trusted you by adding you on steam, and the little shit troll sociopath you were had to go and tell multiple clans my real name trying to get revenge on me for breaking your heart or whatever the fuck I did to you? I love how you admit you stalk me too. Who the fuck knows every clan I've made and all my characters? I don't even know all of my characters.

Yes, Meow and other game devs/admins had to warn you not to harass me by using personal information on cRPG. And you did it again anyways, hence why they had to warn you a second time. They should have just banned your ass. One less stalking sociopath for the crpg community.

God forbid what you would have done if you found out Sep was a guy too. Move on, dude.

Thanks for the luck, please leave me alone now.  :|
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Seren on September 04, 2012, 01:55:16 am
Who care about Auphilia being a guy?  He has the right to roleplay a female character if he wants as female playing games has right to play male characters.  Anyways, what matter here is that Auphilia is doing a great job uniting the samurai clans together under a single banner when external threats comes.  He is doing what in my opinion cRPG is made for or at least strategus by roleplaying.
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Memento_Mori on September 04, 2012, 02:49:17 am
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haha yeah I googled "female samurai" and thought I'd add a little to what you said. Kinda interesting that even the female samurai class were expected to die with weapons in hand aha.

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Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Spanish on September 04, 2012, 02:57:13 am
haha yeah I googled "female samurai" and thought I'd add a little to what you said. Kinda interesting that even the female samurai class were expected to die with weapons in hand aha.

Not really I'm pretty sure back in WW2 the Japanese were sharpening bamboo stalks into spears when so he boys and women could defend themselves when they thought the US would invade Japan.


And tears I love that series....a lot <3
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Memento_Mori on September 04, 2012, 03:17:38 am
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lol. That went over real big I'm sure.
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 04, 2012, 03:36:01 am
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lol. That went over real big I'm sure.

Naw tis true. Japan had all sorts of guerilla fighting and to the death stuff if the allies planned to invade Japan. Part of the reason the Atomic weapons were used. That's, to this day, a still argued whether right or wrong action. No one knows the ifs, but we surely do speculate.
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: ArysOakheart on September 04, 2012, 11:51:10 am
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I shall respond to this in a roleplaying fashion.

"You wanted to join my clan and I didn't mind. You joined me and Sep for a while then I decided you were a swell enough guy so I added you on steam." - Auphalia

Which clan is this? Swan Maidens? I'm sure my male servant aspects were very appealing to you.

"We didn't use Teamspeak back then. I didn't use teamspeak until I had to for Red Lotus." - Auphalia


Well at least Red Lotus got you to use it before you dropped them and moved on to your next flavor of the month.

"You have always done all your shit under the table and talking about me behind my back." - Auphilia

Ah yes, all the people who don't like you are my doing. Under the table of course. I spent about 2 million cRPG gold in sullying your name.

"After I added you on steam you freaked out because I was a guy and moments later you joined the Hos teamspeak and told everyone what my real name was and had them troll me in the game about it." -Auphilia

Wow that's a run-on. We peasants in Fisdnar have even dun learned something to spoke better. Well here's the issue, you divulged your real name by freaking out about me giving away the first half of your steam name. What I mean is, you might want to think about using part of your real name in your steam name if you don't want others to know.  (I think you like run-ons soooo) Though at the time I thought you were just a crazy gay guy who wanted other dudes to think he was a chick so maybe he could cyber with them at some time so i told everyone to be wary of a guy who may be trying to cyber with them because he has a red saumurai outfit and sheath his weapon a little to swiftly after each fight for my liking.

"Every time they killed me or I died they would shout out my real name, that's fucking low." -Auphilia

Who gave out the information that your real name was ***? That was you. And I know, I hate it when people in game kill me and say my real name (they do). It hurts the fact my character name is something else.

"If I don't want to use my real name in this game, then that is my business." -Auphilia

We wouldn't have known your real name if you didn't divulge that information.

"I trusted you by adding you on steam, and the little shit troll sociopath you were had to go and tell multiple clans my real name trying to get revenge on me for breaking your heart or whatever the fuck I did to you?" Princess Auphilia

Actually I wondered if you were using another persons account (on steam) or whatnot, so I said the first 3/7ths of your steam name in game to see if I would get a reply from you, and that is when you flipped out. I guess you can't remember that either, but you fucking flipped out.

"I love how you admit you stalk me too. Who the fuck knows every clan I've made and all my characters? I don't even know all of my characters." -Empress Auphilia

I admitted to stalking you? I can't even begin to understand where you got I was stalking you from. Do you mean reading the Faction Halls? Where you make a new clan every few weeks? Sorry I often look there. Also, I can remember all of my characters. Maybe this is a memory issue we're running into here? Or you just make so many goddamn new characters you can't even keep up with it.

"Yes, Meow and other game devs/admins had to warn you not to harass me by using personal information on cRPG. And you did it again anyways, hence why they had to warn you a second time. They should have just banned your ass. One less stalking sociopath for the crpg community. "

Oh yes, totally a Sociopath for saying the first half of your steam name in game. You would think if it was an actual big deal, they might have done something other than warn me twice. No no no, you're right, i'm a total stalking sociopath.

"God forbid what you would have done if you found out Sep was a guy too. Move on, dude. "

Actually I knew he was a dude, since you know, he acted like one. Either way, rubbing my hunting xbow on him was one of the best times i've had in cRPG.


Since you are in fact a self proclaimed mature male and I am a stalking sociopath, we should end this conversation here.


Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Vibe on September 04, 2012, 11:58:02 am
this thread is now daily NA drama thread
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Smoothrich on September 04, 2012, 01:48:36 pm
Though at the time I thought you were just a crazy gay guy who wanted other dudes to think he was a chick so maybe he could cyber with them at some time so i told everyone to be wary of a guy who may be trying to cyber with them because he has a red saumurai outfit and sheath his weapon a little to swiftly after each fight for my liking.

lmao

You are one disturbed individual ArysOakheart.  Probably bottom of the barrel of this community, and that is saying a lot. Leave this thread forever, and preferably the forums and game as well.

Don't even reply to this.  Just give your looms away, delete your characters and move on with your life.
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Micah on September 04, 2012, 02:46:37 pm
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ogawd i wanna -1 this guys so much =3
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Memento_Mori on September 04, 2012, 04:07:08 pm
Naw tis true. Japan had all sorts of guerilla fighting and to the death stuff if the allies planned to invade Japan. Part of the reason the Atomic weapons were used. That's, to this day, a still argued whether right or wrong action. No one knows the ifs, but we surely do speculate.

I never said it wasn't true? All I was saying was that I'm sure bamboo spears would go over great against rifles and bayonets. xD

Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Muki on September 04, 2012, 06:04:50 pm
Love Story Thread :D Love this Drama better than what they show on Jerry shores (I think that what the American show called)
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Smoothrich on September 05, 2012, 07:21:41 am
Love Story Thread :D Love this Drama better than what they show on Jerry shores (I think that what the American show called)

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Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: ArysOakheart on September 05, 2012, 08:58:51 am
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Look who joined us!




Smooth why is it you are always so angry in your posts?

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I don't care.

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Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: JennaHaze on September 05, 2012, 09:22:45 am
I will finally have enough foreigners to open my sushi bars! YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!

LOL :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Auphilia on September 05, 2012, 11:35:49 pm
None of this makes any sense anymore...
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Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: SepChu on September 09, 2012, 10:05:40 am
"God forbid what you would have done if you found out Sep was a guy too. Move on, dude. "
Actually I knew he was a dude, since you know, he acted like one. Either way, rubbing my hunting xbow on him was one of the best times i've had in cRPG.

*Checks underneath my desk*  Oh yes, clearly how someone plays a game tells you everything about them. Including right down to their personal traits and bad habits!  :rolleyes:

On the much brighter side, even after leaving (just uninstalled M&B, had to play it once more :B ) cRPG I still had fun playing it and that is what counts to me!

~Fun Times~
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The community made it interesting, fun and sometimes just plain exasperating.... (more so when your egotistical friend acts like..) However over time I've grown extremely bored with the game in general. So! It's time for me to move on, and possibly get a new hobby.

Queue exit music!


Wish you all the best.

Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Malaclypse on September 09, 2012, 10:08:49 am
Wish you all the best.

Come back to the forums once in awhile and post more Metric, yo. Namaste.


Original post: this is what you mean by Ninjas, right?
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I am glad to finally see a cRPG coalition that supports Juggalos.

@Kimiko and Arys: Listen, in love there will be some quarrels; expectations are made, often unfairly, and people overreact when those go unmet. You guys will get through this xoxo
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Auphilia on September 09, 2012, 12:01:10 pm
Didn't say you were a guy, just said god forbid what he would do if he found out you were one.

I don't know or care if you are. Welcome back or goodbye again ;o

Elsie and I have missed you.



Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on September 10, 2012, 02:15:36 am
What's this then?

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Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on September 10, 2012, 08:00:02 am
Though at the time I thought you were just a crazy gay guy who wanted other dudes to think he was a chick so maybe he could cyber with them at some time so i told everyone to be wary of a guy who may be trying to cyber with them because he has a red saumurai outfit and sheath his weapon a little to swiftly after each fight for my liking.
lawl.
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: ArysOakheart on September 11, 2012, 10:40:54 am
*Checks underneath my desk*  Oh yes, clearly how someone plays a game tells you everything about them. Including right down to their personal traits and bad habits!  :rolleyes:

On the much brighter side, even after leaving (just uninstalled M&B, had to play it once more :B ) cRPG I still had fun playing it and that is what counts to me!

~Fun Times~
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The community made it interesting, fun and sometimes just plain exasperating.... (more so when your egotistical friend acts like..) However over time I've grown extremely bored with the game in general. So! It's time for me to move on, and possibly get a new hobby.

Queue exit music!


Wish you all the best.

Well Sep, farewell and good luck. As I said before, I had much fun rubbing my MW hunting xbow all over you.
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: BASNAK on September 11, 2012, 04:11:45 pm
Damn I was all happy and stuff while reading this, Then I realized you were NA.  :|
Would've joined fer sure if you were Euromy old friends.
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Havoco on September 11, 2012, 04:20:10 pm
What's this then?

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I'm sensing a new "how many people of x race can fit in a car?" joke here
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on September 11, 2012, 04:38:41 pm
Damn I was all happy and stuff while reading this, Then I realized you were NA.  :|
Would've joined fer sure if you were Euromy old friends.

Join ninjas. We're part of the shogunate and we're EU primarily, though we have 3 NA members.
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Auphilia on September 11, 2012, 05:25:49 pm
Damn I was all happy and stuff while reading this, Then I realized you were NA.  :|
Would've joined fer sure if you were Euromy old friends.


The Jōshō Shogunate aspires to unite all samurai and ninja clans in both NA and EU to offer a more exciting crpg experience for role-players. We aren't exclusively NA. Most of our members are from NA, but we take samurai/ninja clans from all sides of the world. The ninja clan is primarily EU. If you are interested in joining the shogunate, they might be able to help.
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: BASNAK on September 11, 2012, 07:52:51 pm
But wont you operate in NA territory in Strategus? Which would mean I have to fight with NA ping :o
Correct me if Im wrong. Are you all gonna make a huge samurai coalition, with one territory. Or just alliances?
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: okiN on September 11, 2012, 07:54:56 pm
This thread went to a very strange place.
Title: Re: To Samurai & Ninja
Post by: Banok on September 12, 2012, 01:20:35 am
Naw tis true. Japan had all sorts of guerilla fighting and to the death stuff if the allies planned to invade Japan. Part of the reason the Atomic weapons were used. That's, to this day, a still argued whether right or wrong action. No one knows the ifs, but we surely do speculate.

I was actually talking to a teacher&student over here from japan recently about this, on the beach haha.

yeah he said japan would never surrender, US could not take japan by land so they nuked. this wasn't a boast just what he thought to be true. I think he even said he thought the nuking nessesary to end war even tho he had close family who died in it.

what was most interesting was that he said its common knowledge in japan that the generals who ordered pearl harbour bombed, openly declared war on the american government and gave them warning. US kept it quiet and used it to "trick" world into thinking it a surprise attack/illegal war etc. to justify stopping japan from "liberating" asia from the west (aka invading western colonies in asia). 

although japanese weren't really liberating those asian colonies they were comminiting attrocities, really wouldnt surprise me part about US governments deception was true.