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Title: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on August 01, 2012, 05:53:09 am: I hereby demand 20k gold as reparations for the damages Deprav has caused to my horse, if he pays 20k we'll go without a trial right now, if not, then I demand he also pay my lawyer, Oilcans, 10k fee.
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on August 01, 2012, 06:41:05 am: Fucking idiot just pay already, surrender now.
Revolt against your greed and pay up
End the damn shit Deprav
Elsewhere and not in the fine country of USA you'd just have gotten beheaded right now with no trial so be gratefull

Better fucking surrender Deprav.
As everyone knows Oilcan will beat the living shit out of you.
Deprav this'll be the lawsuit of the century.
Perhaps after this lawsuit for an extra 5k I won't tell everyone how we kicked your ass.
Lawyers like Oilcan just can't be beaten, give in.
Already do I hear you crying as I win this and take your gold.
Years and years will go and no trial this great will be held.
Eternal talk of Oilcans victory shall be talked eternally.
Remember the day when Zlisch and his lawyer dominated the courthouse and beat the living shit out of Deprav.
Fuck you Tears, fucking duel me!
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: 22nd_deprav on August 01, 2012, 07:57:49 am: Pure and simple muckraking.

Everybody knows I'm fair and just. This sand you're throwing in people's eyes won't blind anybody !
I don't even know what you're talking about, you probably ran into my attacks to hurt your horse on purpose and start a scandale by pure money hunger. I know this is how it works in your country but we don't drag people in the mud for our own financial comfort around here. You're a twisted mind with dirty hands.

Public bullying and blackmail won't work, this gold I earned myself with efforts and wasted time is not for such individuals like yourself.

This deeply hurts my feeling and put me in despair and doubts... you're lucky I'm not asking for a compensation for the psychological side-effect of your action.
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: Felix on August 01, 2012, 08:02:41 am: wtf?
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: Molly on August 01, 2012, 08:50:32 am: I like bunnies...
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: SeQuel on August 01, 2012, 08:58:23 am: Can you seriously stop creating threads? On average how many do you make a day? You're being annoying and you're not funny at all. Please stop.
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: Croaker McGee on August 01, 2012, 09:05:47 am: Deprav could always counter-sue for slander and character assassination. I would be glad to offer him representation. I received my JD from Gudinovfer U Law School and am a partner at the Law Offices of Fukov and Dai. My fee is 150k a day, and I've never lost a case.
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on August 01, 2012, 09:08:35 am: Deprav won this. Close thread
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 01, 2012, 09:20:04 am: Quote from: benkei on August 01, 2012, 08:50:32 am
I like bunnies...

You said that already, move onto large land animals, then head back to the sea.

I'll help you get started.

Benkei likes Pandas.
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: Blashyrkh on August 01, 2012, 09:34:18 am: It can only be settled by Holmgang!
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: Teeth on August 01, 2012, 10:43:20 am: Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on August 01, 2012, 06:41:05 am
Fucking idiot just pay already, surrender now.
Revolt against your greed and pay up
End the damn shit Deprav
Elsewhere and not in the fine country of USA you'd just have gotten beheaded right now with no trial so be gratefull

Better fucking surrender Deprav.
As everyone knows Oilcan will beat the living shit out of you.
Deprav this'll be the lawsuit of the century.
Perhaps after this lawsuit for an extra 5k I won't tell everyone how we kicked your ass.
Lawyers like Oilcan just can't be beaten, give in.
Already do I hear you crying as I win this and take your gold.
Years and years will go and no trial this great will be held.
Eternal talk of Oilcans victory shall be talked eternally.
Remember the day when Zlisch and his lawyer dominated the courthouse and beat the living shit out of Deprav.
Fuck you Tears, fucking duel me!
Why the fuck does this not rhyme?
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: Taser on August 01, 2012, 01:11:58 pm: Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 01, 2012, 09:20:04 am
You said that already, move onto large land animals, then head back to the sea.

I'll help you get started.

Benkei likes Pandas.

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Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: F i n on August 01, 2012, 01:26:39 pm: General Discussion they say.
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: dodnet on August 01, 2012, 01:40:08 pm: Quote from: SgtTeeh on August 01, 2012, 10:43:20 am
Why the fuck ~~does th~~is zlisch still not ~~rhyme~~ ~~panos~~permabanned?

fixed
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: Micah on August 01, 2012, 02:39:24 pm: Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on August 01, 2012, 05:53:09 am
I hereby demand 20k gold as reparations for the damages Deprav has caused to my horse, if he pays 20k we'll go without a trial right now, if not, then I demand he also pay my lawyer, Oilcans, 10k fee.

well , actually i think that ...

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Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: wanteds on August 01, 2012, 03:16:42 pm: Quote from: 22nd_deprav on August 01, 2012, 07:57:49 am
Pure and simple muckraking.
you probably ran into my attacks to hurt your horse on purpose and start a scandale by pure money hunger.

He does that all the time.
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on August 01, 2012, 05:10:39 pm: Quote from: SgtTeeh on August 01, 2012, 10:43:20 am
Why the fuck does this not rhyme?
'cuss
F
R
E
E

B
A
D
P
L
A
Y
E
R

doesn't need to rhyme.
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: 22nd_deprav on August 01, 2012, 07:05:31 pm: You sure don't need to rhyme,
But you won't get any dime.

now everybody's like "DAYYYM"
you just got sexed at your own game.

(lolololololo)
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: STOPHammerTime on August 01, 2012, 07:39:02 pm: I dont know what this shit is about but im pretty sure I dont care.
Title: Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
Post by: wanteds on August 01, 2012, 09:09:39 pm: haha nice new avatar Jack!