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Title: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Canary on July 26, 2012, 09:09:48 pm
9:49 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: WE ARE GOING TO WIPE YOUR ASSES OFF THE FUCKING MAP! YOU ASSHOLES!

It seems we can't be friends. CHAOS has unfortunately wronged Hospitallers one too many times.  After our destruction at the hands of a European onslaught, Hospitallers still only sought to be our friends. They even forgave us for that whole Green Machine thing. This time, however, we've gone too far. Our defense of one neutral castle has left Hospitallers with no other recourse but to declare war. As one last act of atonement, I took it on myself to openly and officially declare war on CHAOS for Hospitallers, saving them the trouble. I'm sorry for all our mistakes and that we were unable to be friends.

Although CHAOS didn't actively seek this war out, far be it from us to back down from a fight. So we welcome your invasion, because NA strat has been dull as dirt for months.


tl;dr (http://pastebin.com/beL0h611) War were declared.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Life on July 26, 2012, 09:11:13 pm
ohhhhhh shittt
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Pooper on July 26, 2012, 09:13:47 pm
Shit just got real.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Miracle on July 26, 2012, 09:15:00 pm
Oh noessssssssss
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: okiN on July 26, 2012, 09:19:32 pm
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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhalzo on July 26, 2012, 09:21:26 pm
9:49 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: WE ARE GOING TO WIPE YOUR ASSES OFF THE FUCKING MAP! YOU ASSHOLES!

tl;dr (http://pastebin.com/beL0h611) War were declared.

As the leader of FIDLGB, I pledge our support for Chaos in this war. It will be an honor to fight alongside you guys on the battlefield once again.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Hauptmann on July 26, 2012, 09:35:54 pm
REMEMBER TIME ONE SIDED FIGHT HAPPENED?  REMEMBER (VILLAGE)!!!!


AHAHAH FACTION IS THE BEST, GET RAPED FACTION

READY FOR NA WAR MK 3.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 26, 2012, 09:36:08 pm
Why is Devesater (note spelling) always so rude.

What a dick.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: karasu on July 26, 2012, 09:43:19 pm
Oh snap, run!

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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Farrix on July 26, 2012, 09:54:34 pm
Canary: we tried so hard to get you guys to cooperate with us and to bring the NA together to fight the euro's. You have adamantly refused to cooperate. What you said was that we should just roll over and die and let UIF rule the whole land so that chadz will wipe strat. Well sorry bud, but we ain't a buncha cowards. You are the only thing standing in the way of a unified NA. Consequently, you will be removed. FIDLGB, you guys need to consider the implications of what you have said. We've got nothing against you, but if you send troops our way, they will die. Then we'll have a reason to wipe out your fiefs. I'm sure there are plenty of NA clans that are more than willing and capable of running some extra territory.

For all the other NA clans: If you want to die in a blaze of glory, this is your chance. If you want to win, then send me or another hospi officer a message declaring your will. If you support the hospitaller war effort then perhaps you may earn a fief.

Oh and btw, the last straw was broken because you signed up in numbers on an enemy castle, ignoring a signed treaty stating that only 3 were allowed to sign up against a friendly clan. You brought this on yourselves.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: oprah_winfrey on July 26, 2012, 09:59:12 pm
Quote
48.10:35 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: i have victory in my eyes

I was wondering why Devestater kept falling off the ladders to his death in that battle, drawing his KDR to something like -4:20, now I know victory is bad for your eye sight.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Havoco on July 26, 2012, 10:02:50 pm
Red and green makes for Christmas in July.

As the leader of FIDLGB, I pledge our support for Chaos in this war. It will be an honor to fight alongside you guys on the battlefield once again.

Who let orange in to the Christmas party?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: HardRice on July 26, 2012, 10:03:15 pm
As that one lurker in your village canary, I got your back bro, <3

Gf hospi, have fun.

Oh and, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQkaD6fG8mk
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: dynamike on July 26, 2012, 10:17:33 pm
The FEDERATE ARMY of TACTICAL BETA USER TEST TEAM SQUAD (F.A.T. B.U.T.T.S.) is pledging to fight the common foe (in exchange for a lifetime supply of bug spray)!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Canary on July 26, 2012, 10:17:44 pm
Canary: we tried so hard to get you guys to cooperate with us and to bring the NA together to fight the euro's. You have adamantly refused to cooperate. What you said was that we should just roll over and die and let UIF rule the whole land so that chadz will wipe strat. Well sorry bud, but we ain't a buncha cowards.

Actually it was Rhaelys who said that thing about letting NA get wiped, if you'd been paying attention to who was talking you would have heard me disclaim that by saying "this is not the opinion of Chaos as a whole."

Oh and btw, the last straw was broken because you signed up in numbers on an enemy castle, ignoring a signed treaty stating that only 3 were allowed to sign up against a friendly clan. You brought this on yourselves.

Yes, that's why I said as much in the opening post.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: bagge on July 26, 2012, 10:19:37 pm
Ah, I love to play with NA ping. This is great!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 26, 2012, 10:38:49 pm
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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Havoco on July 26, 2012, 10:40:05 pm
Ok wtf, Christo is missing one of the juiciest NA drama threads here.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Nebun on July 26, 2012, 10:42:33 pm
guys don't forget u hate us more then each other, don't split up :(
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Vovka on July 26, 2012, 10:46:03 pm
Time to hook Chaos in UIF  :P
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Muki on July 26, 2012, 10:54:16 pm
Let the NA Drama begin!
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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Blackzilla on July 26, 2012, 10:54:27 pm
Time to hook Chaos in UIF  :P
Will there be a party? With snacks?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Darkkarma on July 26, 2012, 10:57:30 pm
Obviously, Fallopia pledges support to CHAOS and friends.

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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Nebun on July 26, 2012, 11:02:25 pm
Will there be a party? With snacks?

Only bear salad, and dancing under moon naked.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: To Kill A Dead Horse on July 26, 2012, 11:05:02 pm
*Grabs popcorn and a soda and a nice comfty chair to sit in*
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhalzo on July 26, 2012, 11:06:24 pm
FIDLGB, you guys need to consider the implications of what you have said. We've got nothing against you, but if you send troops our way, they will die. Then we'll have a reason to wipe out your fiefs. I'm sure there are plenty of NA clans that are more than willing and capable of running some extra territory.

I have already considered the implications. I've considered them quite a few times and each time I come to the decision that Chaos has had my back since I started FIDLGB by myself months ago and will have my clans support in this war. And who are you? Oh wait, that dude always wearing heavy armor and flailing your weapon around?

Red and green makes for Christmas in July.

Who let orange in to the Christmas party?

We're more cream colored, I guess you could call us the snow?

Oh and btw, the last straw was broken because you signed up in numbers on an enemy castle, ignoring a signed treaty stating that only 3 were allowed to sign up against a friendly clan. You brought this on yourselves.

So non claimed castles are considered enemies? The AI is out to get us.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: HardRice on July 26, 2012, 11:12:38 pm
so much trash talk from farrix... Dayum.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhaelys on July 26, 2012, 11:18:25 pm
Actually it was Rhaelys who said that thing about letting NA get wiped, if you'd been paying attention to who was talking you would have heard me disclaim that by saying "this is not the opinion of Chaos as a whole."


That's because we're the same person, Canary.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Braeden on July 26, 2012, 11:20:56 pm
Good luck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne0TksRJiGM)
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ganner on July 26, 2012, 11:26:50 pm


For all the other NA clans: If you want to die in a blaze of glory, this is your chance. If you want to win, then send me or another hospi officer a message declaring your will. If you support the hospitaller war effort then perhaps you may earn a fief.


In other words, submit to hosp and you MIGHT get some charity low prosp fief that they have no one to give purple text to.  Support CHAOS and you get to keep what you take, not be given scraps off the table

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That's because we're the same person, Canary.

Well DUH.  We all know that ALL of chaos leadership is just Canary's different personalities.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Shik on July 26, 2012, 11:29:05 pm
long live NA
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: LordBerenger on July 26, 2012, 11:30:25 pm
long live NA

Retard the server
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 26, 2012, 11:45:29 pm
Who said what about BETSY?!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Smoothrich on July 26, 2012, 11:46:26 pm
Reading this chat log is painful.  In the middle of it, Devastater gets some mountain dew stuck on his shift key and begins cap locking like

8:14 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: anyway
8:14 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: guess we know what your agenda is\
9:49 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: WE ARE GOING TO WIPE YOUR ASSES OFF THE FUCKING MAP! YOU ASSHOLES!
9:49 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: DONT WORRY TEMPLARS HAVE OUR BACKS AS WELL
9:49 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: GOOD KNOWING YOU DICKS
9:49 PM - Canary: I'm sorry?

I mean come on, what a chump.  This whole thing reads like some asthmatic nerd flailing his limp wrists around all exasperated in between puffs of his inhaler while trying to sound "bad assed" as per his favorite Die Hard movie that he's watched 5000 times due to severe Aspergers.

Anyways, it's been clear for like six months now that NA is a joke, Hospitallers forced everyone into vassalization, and even people like FIDLGB who I threatened repeatedly to declare war on Hospitallers, paypal me 10 dollars, or enjoy PRO clan mercing against them in every battle, swore that Hospitallers really weren't that bad, and they "owed a lot to them and the Templars"

So NA is a pathetic weakened state, Hospitallers jerk off over Power Games and subjugating people to their internet tough guy will, Templars are like the jewish cabal pulling the strings in NA who should've been relocated out of NA territory long ago, but NA clans were blinded with their nonstop wealth and gifts until it was too late, CHAOS take being slapped around for half a year before they man up, and cRPG is still one of the least entertaining games I have ever played.

gl hf
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Havoco on July 26, 2012, 11:50:17 pm
Reading this chat log is painful.  In the middle of it, Devastater gets some mountain dew stuck on his shift key and begins cap locking like

8:14 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: anyway
8:14 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: guess we know what your agenda is\
9:49 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: WE ARE GOING TO WIPE YOUR ASSES OFF THE FUCKING MAP! YOU ASSHOLES!
9:49 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: DONT WORRY TEMPLARS HAVE OUR BACKS AS WELL
9:49 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: GOOD KNOWING YOU DICKS
9:49 PM - Canary: I'm sorry?

I mean come on, what a chump.  This whole thing reads like some asthmatic nerd flailing his limp wrists around all exasperated in between puffs of his inhaler while trying to sound "bad assed" as per his favorite Die Hard movie that he's watched 5000 times due to severe Aspergers.

Anyways, it's been clear for like six months now that NA is a joke, Hospitallers forced everyone into vassalization, and even people like FIDLGB who I threatened repeatedly to declare war on Hospitallers, paypal me 10 dollars, or enjoy PRO clan mercing against them in every battle, swore that Hospitallers really weren't that bad, and they "owed a lot to them and the Templars"

So NA is a pathetic weakened state, Hospitallers jerk off over Power Games and subjugating people to their internet tough guy will, Templars are like the jewish cabal pulling the strings in NA who should've been relocated out of NA territory long ago, but NA clans were blinded with their nonstop wealth and gifts until it was too late, CHAOS take being slapped around for half a year before they man up, and cRPG is still one of the least entertaining games I have ever played.

gl hf

I like ponies.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Trebor on July 26, 2012, 11:51:20 pm
I King Robert the Fat, now get off my lazy ass and declare that we Velucan's shall fight on side of the semi-righteous warriors of Chaos (love you).
Now with that, back to the booze and babes.

King Robert of Veluca
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Vovka on July 26, 2012, 11:52:25 pm
Will there be a party? With snacks?
Yep Hovoco already bought all for our party
Vovka, I bought u lots of mcDonalds cheeseburgers, where do u want me to mail them?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Digglez on July 26, 2012, 11:53:58 pm
That's because we're the same person, Canary.


Canary & Rhaelys
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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhalzo on July 27, 2012, 12:00:19 am
Anyways, it's been clear for like six months now that NA is a joke, Hospitallers forced everyone into vassalization, and even people like FIDLGB who I threatened repeatedly to declare war on Hospitallers, paypal me 10 dollars, or enjoy PRO clan mercing against them in every battle, swore that Hospitallers really weren't that bad, and they "owed a lot to them and the Templars"

I remember our talk Smoothrich. I also don't remember saying that the Hospies "weren't that bad", but I do remember saying that we were helping out due to respect for Alpha and the Templars. FIDLGB and the other tundra clans were not and are not vassals to the Hospies. We were independant clans who came together for a purpose. It doesn't matter now though. See you all on the field.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: arowaine on July 27, 2012, 12:15:49 am
Time to hook Chaos in UIF  :P
if its not already done :)
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Darkkarma on July 27, 2012, 12:17:10 am
Reading this chat log is painful.  In the middle of it, Devastater gets some mountain dew stuck on his shift key and begins cap locking like

8:14 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: anyway
8:14 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: guess we know what your agenda is\
9:49 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: WE ARE GOING TO WIPE YOUR ASSES OFF THE FUCKING MAP! YOU ASSHOLES!
9:49 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: DONT WORRY TEMPLARS HAVE OUR BACKS AS WELL
9:49 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: GOOD KNOWING YOU DICKS
9:49 PM - Canary: I'm sorry?

I mean come on, what a chump.  This whole thing reads like some asthmatic nerd flailing his limp wrists around all exasperated in between puffs of his inhaler while trying to sound "bad assed" as per his favorite Die Hard movie that he's watched 5000 times due to severe Aspergers.


gl hf

If NA strategus were a set of high school clicks, Hospitaller would certainly be anime club.


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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: okiN on July 27, 2012, 12:19:48 am
Oh snap, did I hear anime club (http://gunshowcomic.com/ac/)?

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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Havoco on July 27, 2012, 12:20:24 am
So, what's anime?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Darkkarma on July 27, 2012, 12:21:56 am
Don't play coy with us, you baka-gaijin.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Nebun on July 27, 2012, 12:30:33 am
There is a third side!

If you support UIF, we will give you a brand new 1hr long video tape that will explain that you don't need to own a fief! And if u disagree after that we will give u another 2hr long tape to change your mind.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: LordBerenger on July 27, 2012, 12:32:33 am
There is a third side!

If you support UIF, we will give you a brand new 1hr long video tape that will explain that you don't need to own a fief! And if u disagree after that we will give u another 2hr long tape to change your mind.



...............COMMUNISTEEEEEEEN!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 27, 2012, 12:33:27 am
If NA strategus were a set of high school clicks, Hospitaller would certainly be anime club.

Who would the Free Peasants be?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: oprah_winfrey on July 27, 2012, 12:36:06 am
Well sorry bud, but we ain't a buncha cowards. You are the only thing standing in the way of a unified NA.

Weird, seems like all the NA clans posting in this thread are vowing their allegiance to Chaos.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Shadowren on July 27, 2012, 12:41:51 am

Do u even play anymore? I really thought you died or something.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Malaclypse on July 27, 2012, 12:45:05 am
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Man, I've always wanted to meet these broads, living in the same state as them. Sleeping with someone(s) who has two heads is kind of high up on my bucket list.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Nebun on July 27, 2012, 12:48:32 am


...............COMMUNISTEEEEEEEN!

Nah communists would give everyone equal shares :) For now we got light dictatorship with executions and shit
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 27, 2012, 12:56:15 am
Although Mechwarrior online seems to have taken my time up lately, I am eager to fight with my chaosbros against hospies. Never had one of them be rude to me or just about anyone else in battle, they've always had my back, and signed up for our battles. Can't say the same about the hospie folks.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Darkkarma on July 27, 2012, 12:57:01 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIVz4tZRbRE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIVz4tZRbRE)
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Visconti on July 27, 2012, 01:24:44 am
Weird, seems like all the NA clans posting in this thread are vowing their allegiance to Chaos.

Sure does  :wink: Find it odd that hospi are gonna ruin this treaty over some mercs in an AI castle defense. There are so few NA battles recently, im sure people want to fight in any they can. I seem to recall people flaming the UIF for declaring war just because clans merced against them. Ah well, more NA battles is always a good thing
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ufthak on July 27, 2012, 01:28:39 am
if its not already done :)

Shut up and flirt about joining Union more. You're the last person that should be commenting about things like that.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Mayzer on July 27, 2012, 01:31:00 am
Stratians.

The South has been peaceful. Yes, the neutral fiefs and castles have tasted our steel, and we fought valiantly under the pretext of honor and glory. But it was merely a pretext...

Too long have I allowed myself to be exploited by those who deem themselves higher than I.
Too long have I slayed countless innocents protecting their homes, their lands!
Too long have I looked away, letting the profane and corrupt spread their taint across this land.

I turn to you, fellow Stratians.

Regardless of what side you choose, be it against us, neutral, or with us...
... let us give Stratia back to its rightful liege - THE PEOPLE!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: okiN on July 27, 2012, 01:34:59 am
Regardless of what side you choose, be it against us, neutral, or with us...
... let us give Stratia back to its rightful liege - THE PEOPLE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z66wVo7uNw
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Joshly on July 27, 2012, 01:40:55 am
Let slip loose the potatoes of war!

To Mala: You are a strange person.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Goretooth on July 27, 2012, 01:57:27 am
Shut up and flirt about joining Union more. You're the last person that should be commenting about things like that.
Guess Union didn't go green.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ufthak on July 27, 2012, 01:59:25 am
Not that we ever talked to them about it. Fighting Union and DRZ was a load of fun.

Our only contact with UIF was a brief conversation with Nebun giving him a headsup that if we were successful on the NA side, we'd be looking for them to have something to do. DRZ, completely understandably so, didn't feel like waiting that long. What followed that was the only fun battles I've had all of strat 3 because Hospitan tended to bring too many trash players that didn't even care about handing us hundreds of huscarl shields because "they're templar gear, no skin off our back" and nobody would ever fucking fight in neutral towns.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: BaleOhay on July 27, 2012, 02:18:54 am
the only important thing to know is both sides should buy equipment off me.

ohay!!! I support war in all its strat forms!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Canary on July 27, 2012, 03:26:48 am
It begins! (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3946)
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Mayzer on July 27, 2012, 03:48:22 am
I knew it! They are after our precious Birch Bark!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Farrix on July 27, 2012, 03:52:51 am
Weird, seems like all the NA clans posting in this thread are vowing their allegiance to Chaos.


ahhh propaganda at its best. If you look at the posts there are a total of Tkov, FIDLGB, and Chaos who have posted support for you. The dude was a bit of a surprise considering we helped them get their castle, but so be it.

Ya'll sound like a buncha bitter kids after getting spanked with the wooden board. Ya know, my dad used to make me pick out which board he'd use. We offered ya'll carrots in abundance. You didn't want them. Now you'll get the stick. You better start figuring out which board you want us to use. There's a lot of options.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Darkkarma on July 27, 2012, 03:54:14 am

You might as well be arguing with a third grader, Ufthak. Strat discussions are notorious for each side never wanting to admit when they've done wrong,go back on their word or even turn into flat out hypocrites. (I dare say even we have fallen victim to this mind set a few times in our day.) I've written some of the most stubborn, butthurt essays/responses in my life in this diplomacy section.I actually legitimately disliked a guy ive always been able to laugh and shoot the shit with in peppovitch for a while over silly forum discussions. Strat really does bring out the worst in people and im glad the majority of the Chaos/Hospitaller guys are handling this like adults(save for the same,  spergs that rear their ugly heads with every iteration of strat.) I'm personally looking forward to fighting the Templars and the Mercs(?) in upcoming strat battles and to having battles on NA ping in general. I strongly suggest those who haven't already do the same.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Matey on July 27, 2012, 03:57:11 am
Canary: we tried so hard to get you guys to cooperate with us and to bring the NA together to fight the euro's

thats all i read of this thread other than first post.

am i the only one who finds it hilarious seeing hosp talking about uniting NA vs EU? last i checked EU was only able to fuck with NA because they had hosp/occ as their "totally equal friends"
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Visconti on July 27, 2012, 03:59:41 am

ahhh propaganda at its best. If you look at the posts there are a total of Tkov, FIDLGB, and Chaos who have posted support for you. The dude was a bit of a surprise considering we helped them get their castle, but so be it.

Ya'll sound like a buncha bitter kids after getting spanked with the wooden board. Ya know, my dad used to make me pick out which board he'd use. We offered ya'll carrots in abundance. You didn't want them. Now you'll get the stick. You better start figuring out which board you want us to use. There's a lot of options.

Dont forget, with TKoV comes MB and HoC. Also, you are a very weird person O.o
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Smoothrich on July 27, 2012, 04:01:14 am
Leave it to Hospitallers to bring daddy issues  - childhood abuse/possible sodomization into a Strategus discussion while thinking they are making a valid yet condescending point.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Bobthehero on July 27, 2012, 04:06:54 am
I, Bobthehero, am probably the leader of the FCC right now, support Chaos in their strat battle (that is, if we play strat, whatever that is)

If I am not the leader, well then, at least I offer the support of the Narhwals, we (Me) will probably help you, if I remember to take part in strat (whatever that is) battles.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Artyem on July 27, 2012, 04:07:07 am
While I don't much care to get involved in Strat i can't help but bring myself back (along with the few clan mates who are interested) to help support Stratia (my glorious motherland) against the immature, spineless cowards called Hospitaller. 

tl;dr Dracul has your back broski.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Farrix on July 27, 2012, 04:17:01 am
Leave it to Hospitallers to bring daddy issues  - childhood abuse/possible sodomization into a Strategus discussion while thinking they are making a valid yet condescending point.


Hahaha, that was pretty funny I'll give it to ya. Once again though we get someone making assertions with very limited information.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Matey on July 27, 2012, 04:19:08 am
I, Bobthehero, am probably the leader of the FCC right now, support Chaos in their strat battle (that is, if we play strat, whatever that is)

If I am not the leader, well then, at least I offer the support of the Narhwals, we (Me) will probably help you, if I remember to take part in strat (whatever that is) battles.

I'm with ya bobby.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 27, 2012, 04:20:12 am
There is a third side!

If you support UIF, we will give you a brand new 1hr long video tape that will explain that you don't need to own a fief! And if u disagree after that we will give u another 2hr long tape to change your mind.
I'd take that deal...
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Braeden on July 27, 2012, 04:21:20 am
Quote
We offered ya'll carrots in abundance. You didn't want them. Now you'll get the stick.

Translation: Hey, other NA clans, you are our domesticated animals, perform good work or be punished as such.

Am I misreading this, or are you deliberately antagonizing the rest of North America?

I mean, not that I have a horse in the game anymore, I just find recent Hospitaller posts to be amazingly hostile.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 27, 2012, 04:28:44 am
Hm...

You can always bring in the weeabo crafter (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,32996.msg492691.html#msg492691) if you need some medium tier cheap armor.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Farrix on July 27, 2012, 04:29:57 am
Translation: Hey, other NA clans, you are our domesticated animals, perform good work or be punished as such.

Am I misreading this, or are you deliberately antagonizing the rest of North America?

I mean, not that I have a horse in the game anymore, I just find recent Hospitaller posts to be amazingly hostile.


Haha, it is partially deliberate. Trying to see how much of a response I can muster from ya'll is interesting. as far as the posts being hostile: for the past several months we have been the witch being burned by much of the community. I've gotten sick of it, as I'm sure many others would in the same position.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 27, 2012, 04:32:04 am

Haha, it is partially deliberate. Trying to see how much of a response I can muster from ya'll is interesting. as far as the posts being hostile: for the past several months we have been the witch being burned by much of the community. I've gotten sick of it, as I'm sure many others would in the same position.

Nothing against Hosp but hosp battles are not fun and have....ts consequences...sometimes. Can understand why people get angry at y'all.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Peppovitch on July 27, 2012, 04:38:58 am
The problem here is that small minorities from clans post here, and people go overboard thinking it is the opinion of the whole group.  Almost all clans have a small group that is very active on the forums and do voice their opinions frequently.  I think we could all do well to remember that these kind of things get out of hand very fast, and keeping it civil will do a lot to alleviate the forum drama.

For our part, we will work on toning down the crap posting from various people, as we have done every war when it gets too crazy in here.  :lol:
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Kreczor on July 27, 2012, 04:39:19 am

Haha, it is partially deliberate. Trying to see how much of a response I can muster from ya'll is interesting. as far as the posts being hostile: for the past several months we have been the witch being burned by much of the community. I've gotten sick of it, as I'm sure many others would in the same position.
You mean a response like this?
seriously dude? thats too far. call me what you will, but role play does not include calling people bastards or homophobic. Base your accusations and your roleplay in the theme our clan and our allies have adopted, not in your own bitterness that we whooped your ass in yet another village, while you happened to defend one village.

Man, I'm a serious dude in general, I'll grant you that. But I can roleplay all day no problem, when you start using insults that have nothing to do with the theme we've adopted as a clan, You just sound like a douche.

BTW, we're gonna wipe our asses with your rhetoric after we've taken a big green shit all over your fiefs. There's been what, four battles so far, and we've won three in the same terms you won your single one. You better reconsider the way you talk or the terms you're gonna get when we're satisfied are gonna be stinkier than your momma's pussy.

For the admins: they've taken it to a personal level. I and my colleagues will play that game better than their ex's played their emotions.


edit:
The problem here is that small minorities from clans post here, and people go overboard thinking it is the opinion of the whole group.  Almost all clans have a small group that is very active on the forums and do voice their opinions frequently.  I think we could all do well to remember that these kind of things get out of hand very fast, and keeping it civil will do a lot to alleviate the forum drama.

For our part, we will work on toning down the crap posting from various people, as we have done every war when it gets too crazy in here.  :lol:

NAY! Let's be loud and proud!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Braeden on July 27, 2012, 04:41:16 am
I agree. Its the small minority that says things like "we will just keep laughing at you as we get drunk and take your fiefs" that is so antagonizing.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: BaleOhay on July 27, 2012, 05:08:18 am
I think that one annoying guy posting on that one side should buy my gear and kill the other annoying guy posting for the other side, and that guy should buy my gear to defend himself while being annoying and posting!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Farrix on July 27, 2012, 05:22:02 am
hahaha, this has been entertaining. And krekzor, that reply of mine was a bit overboard. But seriously dude, did you search all my posts just to find one like that? lol, you people are too easy.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Cicero on July 27, 2012, 05:23:04 am
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totally fitting this thread

Btw ; who the fuck is farrix ?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Visconti on July 27, 2012, 05:24:11 am
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totally fitting this thread

Btw ; who the fuck is farrix ?

some hospi guy
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Farrix on July 27, 2012, 05:30:08 am
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totally fitting this thread

Btw ; who the fuck is farrix ?

Dude, I been playin for years. Just started using forums back in February. Maybe I shoulda stayed out of them huh? All this propaganda shit gets me hyped up.

Oh and btw, Turkey sucks  :lol:
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: dynamike on July 27, 2012, 05:37:45 am
Maybe I shoulda stayed out of them huh?

Yes.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Braeden on July 27, 2012, 05:39:11 am
I think you're doing a wonderful job.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 27, 2012, 05:39:25 am
DAMN YOU WAR LEAVE MY TRADE ZONE DAMN IT.

My peaceful life as a trader is in danger.
And FIDLGB can attest to my awesomeness as a trader.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Farrix on July 27, 2012, 05:40:15 am
hahaha, too bad buddy.  :P
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Artyem on July 27, 2012, 05:56:37 am
Farrix, I can safely say that your attitude and demeanor in this thread has jumped around so much that I don't think anyone is sure if you even know what you're saying at this point.  All you've done is degrade your reputation, and your clan's reputation.  You have to realize that this is a GAME, you can call it propaganda but ten years from now no one will even know that this bullshit even happened.

So, my suggestion is that you simply shut your piehole before you only make things worse for the entire game, we have enough drama outside of strat that we don't really need more.  It's bad enough that Hospitaller decided that pixels are important enough to call an unjust war (no casus belli) against CHAOS and we don't really need to be plagued by your bipolar "I'M JUST GETTING A REACTION" "NAH IM SERIOUS" "NAH IM TROLLING" "NAH IM SERIOUS" horse shit as well.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Peppovitch on July 27, 2012, 05:58:01 am
I agree. Its the small minority that says things like "we will just keep laughing at you as we get drunk and take your fiefs" that is so antagonizing.

I am not innocent either, I will admit.  :lol:  It was my rage moment and I apologized for it.  I also got a warning from the admin.  :oops:
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Cicero on July 27, 2012, 06:05:40 am
Noone can manage me to understand NA battles , diplomacy , factions.

I mean come on %50 of your map filled with EU factions that retreating all the fuckin time against us who the fak are you to declare war each other ?

I repeat Who the fuck are you to declare war on each other ?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 27, 2012, 06:13:00 am
You fucking people. YOU FUCKING PEOPLE!

You couldn't give me a couple days could you? No, god damn it.

Now how am I going to assemble my dream team?

Arowaine
Tomba
Aderyn
Suuper
Dan CHEATS
Ildist of Chaos
Syls of TKoV
Miracle ATS
Noodles ATS
San of Chaos
TurmoilTom
Malicious
Katafraktos ATS
Dynamike
Tugboat
Kartofflen of chaos

I'll tell you how, I'M NOT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Such a son of a god damn shitnami we're all going to drown in the undershit!

So who's going to sign up to defend Rivercheg then? Am I to watch as my beloved dream team sign up against me in a fit of "know your placeitis?"

Just so you don't forget.

Arowaine
Tomba
Aderyn
Suuper
Dan CHEATS
Ildist of Chaos
Syls of TKoV
Miracle ATS
Noodles ATS
San of Chaos
TurmoilTom
Malicious
Katafraktos ATS
Dynamike
Tugboat
Kartofflen of chaos

Those guys :(

Well either way the Free Peasants will probably be attacking for a saturday night battle once everything is squared away. We will habour no grudge or resentment if you make our lives hard by signing up for the defence.

So yeah, who's going to help us hit it? Everyone? No one? 6 of one half a dozen of another?

Well should be a fun war.

Noone can manage me to understand NA battles , diplomacy , factions.

I mean come on %50 of your map filled with EU factions that retreating all the fuckin time against us who the fak are you to declare war each other ?

I repeat Who the fuck are you to declare war on each other ?

Your a clown. An ignorant clown. Go be ignorant some where else you ignorant clown. You're also a fail troll, but mostly just ignorant and clown like in apperance.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Sir_Rodrick on July 27, 2012, 06:26:16 am
Farrix, I can safely say that your attitude and demeanor in this thread has jumped around so much that I don't think anyone is sure if you even know what you're saying at this point.  All you've done is degrade your reputation, and your clan's reputation.  You have to realize that this is a GAME, you can call it propaganda but ten years from now no one will even know that this bullshit even happened.

So, my suggestion is that you simply shut your piehole before you only make things worse for the entire game, we have enough drama outside of strat that we don't really need more.  It's bad enough that Hospitaller decided that pixels are important enough to call an unjust war (no casus belli) against CHAOS and we don't really need to be plagued by your bipolar "I'M JUST GETTING A REACTION" "NAH IM SERIOUS" "NAH IM TROLLING" "NAH IM SERIOUS" horse shit as well.

Thanks.












































gottem
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Muki on July 27, 2012, 06:28:59 am
You fucking people. YOU FUCKING PEOPLE!

You couldn't give me a couple days could you? No, god damn it.

Now how am I going to assemble my dream team?

Arowaine
Tomba
Aderyn
Suuper
Dan CHEATS
Ildist of Chaos
Syls of TKoV
Miracle ATS
Noodles ATS
San of Chaos
TurmoilTom
Malicious
Katafraktos ATS
Dynamike
Tugboat
Kartofflen of chaos

I'll tell you how, I'M NOT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Such a son of a god damn shitnami we're all going to drown in the undershit!

So who's going to sign up to defend Rivercheg then? Am I to watch as my beloved dream team sign up against me in a fit of "know your placeitis?"

Just so you don't forget.

Arowaine
Tomba
Aderyn
Suuper
Dan CHEATS
Ildist of Chaos
Syls of TKoV
Miracle ATS
Noodles ATS
San of Chaos
TurmoilTom
Malicious
Katafraktos ATS
Dynamike
Tugboat
Kartofflen of chaos

Those guys :(

Well either way the Free Peasants will probably be attacking for a saturday night battle once everything is squared away. We will habour no grudge or resentment if you make our lives hard by signing up for the defence.

So yeah, who's going to help us hit it? Everyone? No one? 6 of one half a dozen of another?

Well should be a fun war.

Your a clown. An ignorant clown. Go be ignorant some where else you ignorant clown. You're also a fail troll, but mostly just ignorant and clown like in apperance.

); I'm not on that list
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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Blackzilla on July 27, 2012, 06:31:39 am
You fucking people. YOU FUCKING PEOPLE!

You couldn't give me a couple days could you? No, god damn it.

Now how am I going to assemble my dream team?

Arowaine
Tomba
Aderyn
Suuper
Dan CHEATS
Ildist of Chaos
Syls of TKoV
Miracle ATS
Noodles ATS
San of Chaos
TurmoilTom
Malicious
Katafraktos ATS
Dynamike
Tugboat
Kartofflen of chaos

I'll tell you how, I'M NOT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Such a son of a god damn shitnami we're all going to drown in the undershit!

So who's going to sign up to defend Rivercheg then? Am I to watch as my beloved dream team sign up against me in a fit of "know your placeitis?"

Just so you don't forget.

Arowaine
Tomba
Aderyn
Suuper
Dan CHEATS
Ildist of Chaos
Syls of TKoV
Miracle ATS
Noodles ATS
San of Chaos
TurmoilTom
Malicious
Katafraktos ATS
Dynamike
Tugboat
Kartofflen of chaos

Those guys :(

Well either way the Free Peasants will probably be attacking for a saturday night battle once everything is squared away. We will habour no grudge or resentment if you make our lives hard by signing up for the defence.

So yeah, who's going to help us hit it? Everyone? No one? 6 of one half a dozen of another?

Well should be a fun war.

Your a clown. An ignorant clown. Go be ignorant some where else you ignorant clown. You're also a fail troll, but mostly just ignorant and clown like in apperance.
If you stay neutral ill fight for ya.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 27, 2012, 06:38:30 am
That's the top 16 from out 2 fights.

Arowaine did the best out of both and under the worst conditions so he gets Frank's gold star of approval. I can get Hosp, ATS, KUTT and obviously the most important player of all, I, me, myself. That should do the job :D

Neutral is up to the councel, it's not up to me. I'm only one vote out of 7.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: dynamike on July 27, 2012, 06:46:01 am
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Anyone you fight, my sword is yours, awesome accented friend - even if its the fucking Remnants!  :D
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Cicero on July 27, 2012, 06:51:22 am
Your a clown. An ignorant clown. Go be ignorant some where else you ignorant clown. You're also a fail troll, but mostly just ignorant and clown like in apperance.
The point ; i was not trolling and probably i can choose even being a kapikulu rather than american
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: SittingBull on July 27, 2012, 07:31:57 am
God damnit I love America
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 27, 2012, 08:28:17 am
The point ; i was not trolling and probably i can choose even being a kapikulu rather than american

I wonder what would happen if you joined Kapikulu? Anyway, completely irrelivent. You know you would love to taste Freedom Fries and live in the land of FREEDOM and call yourself Merican. It must be hard being as brainwashed as you, living in that tyranicall freedom hating facist state (asuming it must be since it isn't America) I mean the "I hate America!" "Death to America!" stuff must get old. And the doubt, OH! The painful, unimaginable DOUBT! You must wake in the night screaming, wondering what your missing and feeling pangs of sadness wash over your soul as you realise you'll never know FREEDOM living in your prison state, with it's prison rules of shank or be shanked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZKtCc5qErw
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Taser on July 27, 2012, 08:54:00 am
Well the lines are being drawn.

Time for NA to be interesting again.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 27, 2012, 09:18:34 am
); I'm not on that list
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Hey man, not a single brethren Free Peasant is on there :(
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 27, 2012, 10:16:17 am
Hey man, not a single brethren Free Peasant is on there :(

Yeah well, none of us where in the top 16. We did well in other ways, I remember cheering, and clapping... also we built all that shit. We are job creators.

Also, I loves ya Muki.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 27, 2012, 10:37:35 am
Yeah well, none of us where in the top 16. We did well in other ways, I remember cheering, and clapping... also we built all that shit. We are job creators.

Also, I loves ya Muki.


Hey, i built shit, stood around alot, and threw useless ladders and still went 2:1!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rebelyell on July 27, 2012, 11:14:56 am
that thread for me is

blblblblablablbawarblablbakkabkabkabkabkabwarblablblbaklababhateyoublablablabdramablablblabtemplarsblablabnordtryingtobefunblblblaalb........
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Visconti on July 27, 2012, 11:28:00 am
You fucking people. YOU FUCKING PEOPLE!

You couldn't give me a couple days could you? No, god damn it.

Now how am I going to assemble my dream team?

Arowaine
Tomba
Aderyn
Suuper
Dan CHEATS
Ildist of Chaos
Syls of TKoV
Miracle ATS
Noodles ATS
San of Chaos
TurmoilTom
Malicious
Katafraktos ATS
Dynamike
Tugboat
Kartofflen of chaos

I'll tell you how, I'M NOT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Such a son of a god damn shitnami we're all going to drown in the undershit!

So who's going to sign up to defend Rivercheg then? Am I to watch as my beloved dream team sign up against me in a fit of "know your placeitis?"

Just so you don't forget.

Arowaine
Tomba
Aderyn
Suuper
Dan CHEATS
Ildist of Chaos
Syls of TKoV
Miracle ATS
Noodles ATS
San of Chaos
TurmoilTom
Malicious
Katafraktos ATS
Dynamike
Tugboat
Kartofflen of chaos

Those guys :(

Well either way the Free Peasants will probably be attacking for a saturday night battle once everything is squared away. We will habour no grudge or resentment if you make our lives hard by signing up for the defence.

So yeah, who's going to help us hit it? Everyone? No one? 6 of one half a dozen of another?

Well should be a fun war.

Your a clown. An ignorant clown. Go be ignorant some where else you ignorant clown. You're also a fail troll, but mostly just ignorant and clown like in apperance.

Im not on your list frank  :cry: Ill gladly sign up for you guys still, im sure some TKoV would as well

(Also,i was in the top 16 for the first battle XD)
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Taser on July 27, 2012, 12:08:35 pm
Im not on your list frank  :cry: Ill gladly sign up for you guys still, im sure some TKoV would as well

(Also,i was in the top 16 for the first battle XD)

Same here Frank. The free Peasants have my sword.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: LastKaze on July 27, 2012, 12:49:09 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez6wfJWVCeI
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Formaldehyde Junkie on July 27, 2012, 02:23:22 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3eTsNEgmL8
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rogue on July 27, 2012, 04:08:46 pm
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,36662.0.html
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 27, 2012, 04:25:17 pm
To those saying Hospitallers will give out "table scraps" to those who support us in the battles, that is wholly incorrect.  We will be sharing pieces of the pie (fiefs we take) to allies and friends who sign up with us.  We are quite happy and prosperous in the Khergit valley, and have no plans of relocating our forces any time soon.

Either way, no hard feelings on my side, I respect most of the people I see in the battle server (despite all your forum propaganda), and wish both sides of this conflict the best of luck.

Here's to millions of free XP to our mains!  Cheers!

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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Harpag on July 27, 2012, 04:32:39 pm
You should know who you hate the most  :wink:
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rebelyell on July 27, 2012, 04:36:35 pm
 :twisted: YOU :twisted:
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: TurmoilTom on July 27, 2012, 04:40:09 pm
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Frank, you always have my sword, no matter what anyone says.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Harpag on July 27, 2012, 05:01:29 pm
:twisted: YOU :twisted:
:D
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Cicero on July 27, 2012, 05:08:03 pm
Time for backstab wohoooo

And as we can understand whats your iq status from your nick FRANK THE TANK i m not hating your government or freedom ; you guys are totally idiots thats my main idea about NA
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 27, 2012, 05:17:51 pm
The point ; i was not trolling and probably i can choose even being a kapikulu rather than american
As if America would want underdeveloped shits like you anyway.
BTW: Found you a new avatar:
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This is a lot more like you, and a shitload of heavy armor won't change that.
Also, it's always funny to hear a Turk that can't spell talk about how Americans are idiots in his broken English.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Aderyn on July 27, 2012, 05:34:32 pm
Well that noone here seems to know (since only 7 where in the ts at the time) is that when we went to chaos ts after the battle canary pretty much said he wanted to war us... so we said fine. Ended the conversation with "let's have a fun war" and went back to our ts to trashtalk chaos talk to our members what happened.

It's kinda meh, it was a provoced war

have fun everyone
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Cicero on July 27, 2012, 05:50:52 pm
As if America would want underdeveloped shits like you anyway.
BTW: Found you a new avatar:
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This is a lot more like you, and a shitload of heavy armor won't change that.
Also, it's always funny to hear a Turk that can't spell talk about how Americans are idiots in his broken English.
move along butt hurt =) you do not know more than shit , english , no , turk ; answer me or argue with me when u get a proper english level.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: oprah_winfrey on July 27, 2012, 06:22:43 pm
Well that noone here seems to know (since only 7 where in the ts at the time) is that when we went to chaos ts after the battle canary pretty much said he wanted to war us... so we said fine. Ended the conversation with "let's have a fun war" and went back to our ts to trashtalk chaos talk to our members what happened.

It's kinda meh, it was a provoced war

have fun everyone

After the rinyar seige?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: okiN on July 27, 2012, 06:24:31 pm
Yeah, Aderyn has his timeline mixed up. Canary's log shows Devestater declaring war on Chaos before the battle. Didn't he tell the rest of you?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhalzo on July 27, 2012, 06:34:46 pm
Well that noone here seems to know (since only 7 where in the ts at the time) is that when we went to chaos ts after the battle canary pretty much said he wanted to war us... so we said fine. Ended the conversation with "let's have a fun war" and went back to our ts to trashtalk chaos talk to our members what happened.

Wait, you came into the Chaos TS after the battle? I don't remember this.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Blackzilla on July 27, 2012, 06:36:36 pm
Wait, you came into the Chaos TS after the battle? I don't remember this.
It was after you left Rhalzo.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhalzo on July 27, 2012, 06:50:42 pm
Wait, you came into the Chaos TS after the battle? I don't remember this.
It was after you left Rhalzo.

So a while time after Devestater did his whole caps lock fun time?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Osiris on July 27, 2012, 06:58:19 pm
Chaos will win! Im not a spy i hate you all equally THE END.










well not quite the end i do like chaos :D
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Canary on July 27, 2012, 07:21:40 pm
Well that noone here seems to know (since only 7 where in the ts at the time) is that when we went to chaos ts after the battle canary pretty much said he wanted to war us... so we said fine. Ended the conversation with "let's have a fun war" and went back to our ts to trashtalk chaos talk to our members what happened.

It's kinda meh, it was a provoced war

have fun everyone

Yes.

However, half an hour into the battle was when I received the caps lock steam message from Devestater. You guys came into our teamspeak trying to make amends (and demand reparation for tickets lost) after one of your leaders had already directly proclaimed war in the most vicious way possible. Regardless of my feelings about an NA vs NA war, how could I have ignored all the things he had just said to me?

I may not have done you right by signing up for a neutral fief, but there was no recovering from the knee-jerk reaction Devestater had.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: oprah_winfrey on July 27, 2012, 07:39:06 pm
Yes.

However, half an hour into the battle was when I received the caps lock steam message from Devestater. You guys came into our teamspeak trying to make amends (and demand reparation for tickets lost) after one of your leaders had already directly proclaimed war in the most vicious way possible. Regardless of my feelings about an NA vs NA war, how could I have ignored all the things he had just said to me?

I may not have done you right by signing up for a neutral fief, but there was no recovering from the knee-jerk reaction Devestater had.

I mean you signed up seven more people for a seige then your treaty aloud, you had to expect the CAPS LOCK CURSE OUT.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Casimir on July 27, 2012, 07:41:02 pm
this is why i should never go on holiday.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 27, 2012, 08:06:37 pm
Yes.

However, half an hour into the battle was when I received the caps lock steam message from Devestater. You guys came into our teamspeak trying to make amends (and demand reparation for tickets lost) after one of your leaders had already directly proclaimed war in the most vicious way possible. Regardless of my feelings about an NA vs NA war, how could I have ignored all the things he had just said to me?

I may not have done you right by signing up for a neutral fief, but there was no recovering from the knee-jerk reaction Devestater had.

Dev is like King Henry in the Tudors (besides the fact he's not the supreme leader of hospitallers).  There's reasons why kingdoms and factions have diplomats who don't knee-jerk react and announce war.  How many times in the Tudors did king Henry declare he was going to war with France or the Holy Roman Empire, to be talked down from the ledge by his advisors?  And diplomats are generally there to smooth things over.

I'm assuming that's why an envoy came to your teamspeak after the battle to try and come to some sort of an understanding.

I'd prefer if we didn't weaken ourselves while the UIF grows stronger, but I do welcome some free experience, and actual NA pings.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: TurmoilTom on July 27, 2012, 08:15:07 pm
If Hospitaller asks DRZ to intervene in the war like last time I will eat all of the Hospitallers' first-born children.

Just throwing that out there.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Mayzer on July 27, 2012, 08:16:53 pm
No one is in the right here. Both sides escalated the situation. War was only a matter of time...
I think it's time we saved face and stop pointing fingers at who did what.

Anyway, it seems you've already pointed with your swords.
I fight for Stratia!

TO BATTLE!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 27, 2012, 08:17:13 pm
Hospitaller didn't ask DRZ to intervene the first time.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Winterly on July 27, 2012, 08:20:43 pm
I mean you signed up seven more people for a seige then your treaty aloud, you had to expect the CAPS LOCK CURSE OUT.

I was kicked out of Hospi Roster and wasn't gonna miss out on the sweet sweet exp.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Aderyn on July 27, 2012, 08:21:35 pm
If Hospitaller asks DRZ to intervene in the war like last time I will eat all of the Hospitallers' first-born children.

Just throwing that out there.

We didn't ask them :| they suddenly attacked and we where like "wtf?"

When we asked them why, they said they wanted to kill off the greenfaction before they went over to EU to attack them. Since the war between hosp and greenmachine was pretty much over us not wanting to join the greenmachine to fight EU...

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Aderyn on July 27, 2012, 08:22:30 pm
I was kicked out of Hospi Roster and wasn't gonna miss out on the sweet sweet exp.

kicked you out because i didn't want anyone spreading intel :O sorry

if i knew you where only there to fight for the xp i'd let you fight =D you seem alright
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Goretooth on July 27, 2012, 08:26:52 pm
If Hospitaller asks DRZ to intervene in the war like last time I will eat all of the Hospitallers' first-born children.

Just throwing that out there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Bjord on July 27, 2012, 08:28:43 pm
Christo arrive yet? Can't be assed to look through every page.

Also: GO CHAOS! Fuck the Hosperglers up, and you may earn a fief(from the depths of my heart).

And: NA drama!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 27, 2012, 08:35:58 pm
Yes.

However, half an hour into the battle was when I received the caps lock steam message from Devestater. You guys came into our teamspeak trying to make amends (and demand reparation for tickets lost) after one of your leaders had already directly proclaimed war in the most vicious way possible. Regardless of my feelings about an NA vs NA war, how could I have ignored all the things he had just said to me?

I may not have done you right by signing up for a neutral fief, but there was no recovering from the knee-jerk reaction Devestater had.

What is your relation to Remnant. Considering a remnant army 2 days ago was sighted going north(and then to attack mazen). Almost seems like you fella's were setting it up. Though remnant isn't chaos, they are seeming to get help from that side.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: LordBerenger on July 27, 2012, 08:41:22 pm
Just wondering. Everyone seems to support Choas err Chaos.

Are there even anyone support Hosperglers at all? Lol
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ufthak on July 27, 2012, 08:45:58 pm
We didn't ask them :| they suddenly attacked and we where like "wtf?"

When we asked them why, they said they wanted to kill off the greenfaction before they went over to EU to attack them. Since the war between hosp and greenmachine was pretty much over us not wanting to join the greenmachine to fight EU...

 :rolleyes:
"

Are you stupid? I told Arowaine 2 months in advance that we were going to attack you guys so we'd have some fights on NA ping. Arowaine talked about possibly teaming up instead, but we said no. Get your facts straight. Alpha can verify this. He did everything he could to dissuade NA vs NA bloodshed, but we were just too bored.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: HardRice on July 27, 2012, 08:46:04 pm
Just wondering. Everyone seems to support Choas err Chaos.

Are there even anyone support Hosperglers at all? Lol

Templars i'm assuming, Hate, Fallen supporting templars and allies so....

But seriously, fuck Hosperglers.

And GG spookfans.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: LordBerenger on July 27, 2012, 08:46:40 pm
Templars i'm assuming, Hate, Fallen supporting templars and allies so....

But seriously, fuck Hosperglers.

And GG spookfans.

#REPOMAN
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: dynamike on July 27, 2012, 08:47:21 pm
I fight for Stratia!

TO BATTLE!

 :!: :!: :!:


What is your relation to Remnant. Though remnant isn't chaos, they are seeming to get help from that side.

Chaos are to Remnants what a bra is to a woman.

Only after it's gone it really gets exciting.  :wink:
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Aderyn on July 27, 2012, 08:50:15 pm
"

Are you stupid? I told Arowaine 2 months in advance that we were going to attack you guys so we'd have some fights on NA ping. Arowaine talked about possibly teaming up instead, but we said no. Get your facts straight. Alpha can verify this. He did everything he could to dissuade NA vs NA bloodshed, but we were just too bored.

If you told occitan 2 months in advance then how is this a unjust war (as stated in the first post), not that it matters tho.

Also, how am i stupid for telling people how it went down? I'm not an omnipotent being that knows what others tell others...
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 08:53:18 pm
Yanks. The way i see 'em:
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The way all of this will end:
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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 27, 2012, 08:54:32 pm
Dynamike's most recent statement does not reflect the stance of the clan as a whole.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: oprah_winfrey on July 27, 2012, 08:56:46 pm
Dynamike's most recent statement does not reflect the stance of the clan as a whole.

You like your women with their bras on?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ufthak on July 27, 2012, 08:59:31 pm
I'm referring to the original "Greenmachine" war, which was instrumented by Smoothrich and I. I just can't believe the majority of your clan was never briefed about what actually happened surrounding that.

"Greenmachine" was blatant warmongering with a flimsy pretext to get people to shut up when we declared war on them. TKoV was slated as the original target, but we took pity on them because of Egad's untimely ban and a strat downtime before that which resulted in upkeep loses. After TKoV we were going to move on to Hospitan, that was always the plan when things were set in motion. Before that plan was constructed, however, the plan was to declare war on both the F.C.C and Hospitan at the same time before Braeden vanished on us and set us back a few months.

No more making shit up about what I planned for Greenmachine, please. I've said this all a few times before and talked too many people for it to not be all out there. I apologize though, I shouldn't have called you stupid.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: dynamike on July 27, 2012, 09:00:12 pm
Dynamike's most recent statement does not reflect the stance of the clan as a whole.

That was like the most nothing saying post I ever made so I think it should reflect everyones opinion and be adhered to without exception.

Also: I declare war on you IN THE NAME OF STRATIA!

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Edit to be clear: CHAOS ≠ Stratia. There are some Stratian members in Chaos, as are in Remnants and elsewhere. My statements do not reflect the Remnants, only my sandy Stratian vagina.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Aderyn on July 27, 2012, 09:10:57 pm
I'm referring to the original "Greenmachine" war, which was instrumented by Smoothrich and I. I just can't believe the majority of your clan was never briefed about what actually happened surrounding that.

"Greenmachine" was blatant warmongering with a flimsy pretext to get people to shut up when we declared war on them. TKoV was slated as the original target, but we took pity on them because of Egad's untimely ban and a strat downtime before that which resulted in upkeep loses. After TKoV we were going to move on to Hospitan, that was always the plan when things were set in motion. Before that plan was constructed, however, the plan was to declare war on both the F.C.C and Hospitan at the same time before Braeden vanished on us and set us back a few months.

No more making shit up about what I planned for Greenmachine, please. I've said this all a few times before and talked too many people for it to not be all out there. I apologize though, I shouldn't have called you stupid.

seems like we where talking about different things :) in my first post it was talking about what happened at rindyar. =)

oh well, missunderstandings happen
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Canary on July 27, 2012, 10:51:00 pm
What is your relation to Remnant. Considering a remnant army 2 days ago was sighted going north(and then to attack mazen). Almost seems like you fella's were setting it up. Though remnant isn't chaos, they are seeming to get help from that side.

Remnant started as a group of ex-Chaos members who were not content with remaining in Chaos for a variety of reasons. Our relationship has been comparable to giving each other dirty looks from across the room while trying not to rekindle any old grudges. We haven't spoken often. Alternatively, if you look back at that "Betrayal" thread, it could have been likely that the whole thing was a ruse set up to confuse people. Maybe we were just yanking everybody's chain. Viewed in such a light, that whole thread almost foreshadows everything that is happening now.

In reality, while there may have been hypothesizing and speculation about how a new NA war might start or how people longed for NA vs NA battles on NA ping, there was not much conspiratorial premeditation or planning for this one.

It's worth noting that whatever faction's banner Shik flies under will be on the surface at best. Shik is a loose cannon who will fire into Strategus wherever fickleness leads a hero's heart.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: To Kill A Dead Horse on July 27, 2012, 10:53:37 pm
This is why we can't have nice things.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Bjord on July 27, 2012, 10:56:50 pm
You sure like to write like a novelist, Canary. :wink:

My cannon likes to go loose on your mom, by the way. Must be the fickleness of her booty.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: HardRice on July 27, 2012, 11:01:07 pm
You sure like to write like a novelist, Canary. :wink:

My cannon likes to go loose on your mom, by the way. Must be the fickleness of her booty.

Oh you....
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: LordBerenger on July 27, 2012, 11:19:41 pm
Shik is so cool.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Shadowren on July 27, 2012, 11:37:45 pm
Lots of drama and drama queens in this thread. I am just looking forward to the battles/sieges that's will be on good ping and hours.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Blackzilla on July 28, 2012, 12:01:04 am
Lots of drama and drama queens in this thread. I am just looking forward to the battles/sieges that's will be on good ping and hours.  :mrgreen:
The xp will be glorious.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhalzo on July 28, 2012, 12:04:48 am
Lots of drama and drama queens in this thread. I am just looking forward to the battles/sieges that's will be on good ping and hours.  :mrgreen:

Fun is coming back to Strat battles!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: San on July 28, 2012, 12:32:20 am
Give me 30 battles so I can get 30 million easy exp and level 35.


lol, but really, best of luck to all. I was asked an hour before that defense on TS that I should join quickly or it would be full. It was purely on a whim for me.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Goretooth on July 28, 2012, 12:45:32 am
Remnant started as a group of ex-Chaos members who were not content with remaining in Chaos for a variety of reasons. Our relationship has been comparable to giving each other dirty looks from across the room while trying not to rekindle any old grudges. We haven't spoken often. Alternatively, if you look back at that "Betrayal" thread, it could have been likely that the whole thing was a ruse set up to confuse people. Maybe we were just yanking everybody's chain. Viewed in such a light, that whole thread almost foreshadows everything that is happening now.

In reality, while there may have been hypothesizing and speculation about how a new NA war might start or how people longed for NA vs NA battles on NA ping, there was not much conspiratorial premeditation or planning for this one.

It's worth noting that whatever faction's banner Shik flies under will be on the surface at best. Shik is a loose cannon who will fire into Strategus wherever fickleness leads a hero's heart.
It's clearly a trick by na to get UIF back into NA turf for more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-lu816sfkc
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: PhantomZero on July 28, 2012, 01:01:24 am
Chaos and Hospitallers at war!?!?!

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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: SonicHog on July 28, 2012, 01:01:59 am
This all echoes of WWI. CHAOS signing up 7 measly dudes for neutral AI castle basically was the assassination of Franz Ferdinand. The powder keg has been lit. Seems tension in NA clans has been building for some time now and this was only a matter of time.

The Dude says we fight for CHAOS, and we abide.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Goretooth on July 28, 2012, 01:03:26 am
Chaos and Hospitallers at war!?!?!

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lol
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 28, 2012, 02:19:32 am
It's worth noting that whatever faction's banner Shik flies under will be on the surface at best. Shik is a loose cannon who will fire into Strategus wherever fickleness leads a hero's heart.

Heh. Shik has a penchent for attacking asstralis. 3 times i think now. They won the first. The second was them finishing him off after the first, and the third is now.

He's like a bull. Always attacks red, it seems.

Also, why the hell does shik have 400 crates on him. Seems like a fail if he looses....

DL might actually help astralis for once cause of this war. We like peach cause we wanna mass whore gold and shit.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: GauisMarius on July 28, 2012, 02:23:22 am
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This is better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agrx2baUsvA&feature=my_watch_later_videos&list=WLC561BDA1380CFEDE
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: BaleOhay on July 28, 2012, 05:09:50 am
i now hate both sides since neither hired me for the fight.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: ManOfWar on July 28, 2012, 05:16:06 am
What the fuck is with strategus now man?

Hospitallers have godlike death armor that makes you almost impenetrable. Everyone being tin cans and just wacking  each other sucks ass.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 28, 2012, 05:32:42 am
What the fuck is with strategus now man?

Hospitallers have godlike death armor that makes you almost impenetrable. Everyone being tin cans and just wacking  each other sucks ass.

Yeah, but the XP pay out is like having a rocket jammed up your arse :D
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Formaldehyde Junkie on July 28, 2012, 05:36:47 am
Either way it sounds like everyone is having fun in the battles. Bummed out I'm missing it all.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Uumdi on July 28, 2012, 05:46:40 am
Allow me to shed light on some of the controversy.

CHAOS was originally going to be called Hospishorter (no relation to hospitaller whatsoever).  But after a few days of wearing hospishorter tags (i was there it was awesome), we were assaulted with condescending remarks.

Not everyone agreed that shorter is necessarily inferior.  In fact, there's a few hospitallers that might be short IRL but I'd still find them equally if not even more adorable than I do now.

Some of us are still salty about those dark days, but in the end, some of us will brohugbump once again.  Some of us will play putt-putt together.  Some of us will each other fat gay nerds. 

One day we may see the light that sprouts forth from the CHAOS, nurtured by the Hospitality of brother love.

However, today we play internet horses and leech xp for our mains.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ganner on July 28, 2012, 05:51:53 am
Umadi, i will play putt putt with you anyday <3
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 28, 2012, 06:02:41 am
Let us brohooth and join in glourious batteru!!!

IMOTBHFML everyone's been to serialz and we need to like gag it with a spoon because it's groady and like just internet swords and horses some more YAY!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: HardRice on July 28, 2012, 06:57:47 am
What the fuck is with strategus now man?

Hospitallers have godlike death armor that makes you almost impenetrable. Everyone being tin cans and just wacking  each other sucks ass.

This.

And fog, please dear god don't let fog happen ever again.

(Especially since some people don't even have fog.)
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Peppovitch on July 28, 2012, 07:00:08 am
Huseby and I were commanding and the whole time we were screaming "Where are they!?  What side!?"  :lol:

It made for some pretty fun meat grinders.  :twisted:
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Formaldehyde Junkie on July 28, 2012, 07:03:12 am
So if the two headed girl and I went to go play a round of putt-putt would we get charged as two or three peple?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Malaclypse on July 28, 2012, 07:06:47 am
Heavy butt armor being too effective is just the module in general, which is obviously going to translate over to Strategus as people will be able to craft the things they wear often. As long as we're able to obtain gear for our armies based on cRPG, or as long as armor is as ridiculously effective in normal play as it is, we'll continue to see these kind of plate monster armies on the the fields of Calradia given enough peacetime to raise the gold for the endeavor. I'd imagine most factions would see that kind of positive handicap as pretty alluring if victory is their goal.

The fog thing is, well. No accounting for weather! It's unfortunate that it worked out like that, and even more so that it worked kind of randomly so that a few folks on each side were without it while the rest of us were lost in a nightmarish hell of ohgodwherearethey.

All about the number of clubs, Beeper, you know that man.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhalzo on July 28, 2012, 07:18:57 am
Huseby and I were commanding and the whole time we were screaming "Where are they!?  What side!?"  :lol:

It made for some pretty fun meat grinders.  :twisted:

I got lost so many times in that fog and somehow I always ended up with a small group of my dudes that would randomly trickle in. Then we'd end up finding either: A) more friendly troops B) enemy troops C) more friendly troops fighting enemy troops. All in all not the best of battles, but it was fun and we got a decent amount of XP.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Aderyn on July 28, 2012, 07:43:05 am
Heavy butt armor being too effective is just the module in general, which is obviously going to translate over to Strategus as people will be able to craft the things they wear often. As long as we're able to obtain gear for our armies based on cRPG, or as long as armor is as ridiculously effective in normal play as it is, we'll continue to see these kind of plate monster armies on the the fields of Calradia given enough peacetime to raise the gold for the endeavor. I'd imagine most factions would see that kind of positive handicap as pretty alluring if victory is their goal.

The fog thing is, well. No accounting for weather! It's unfortunate that it worked out like that, and even more so that it worked kind of randomly so that a few folks on each side were without it while the rest of us were lost in a nightmarish hell of ohgodwherearethey.

All about the number of clubs, Beeper, you know that man.

some of your guys didn't have fog? :O
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Formaldehyde Junkie on July 28, 2012, 07:44:49 am
Quote
Each of the twins manages one side of their conjoined body. The sense of touch of each is restricted to her body half; this shades off at the midsagittal plane such that there is a small amount of overlap at the midline. They are effective in cooperatively using their limbs when both hands or both legs are required. By coordinating their efforts, they are able to walk, run, swim and ride a bicycle normally—all tasks that they learned at a normal speed. Together, they can type on a computer keyboard at a normal speed and drive a car.

Sounds like two clubs to me

No longer an na drama thread, but a serious discussion about conjoined twins and putt-putt abilities
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhalzo on July 28, 2012, 08:42:03 am
Sounds like two clubs to me

No longer an na drama thread, but a serious discussion about conjoined twins and putt-putt abilities

I want to hang out with those two heads. If they both smoke, do they get double high?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: LordBerenger on July 28, 2012, 11:00:59 am
Choas and allies only hope is that Goretooth sees the light and opens the gate and abandons Hosperglers!


Or try to get some low tier ranked spergler and convert them to Paganism.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Harpag on July 28, 2012, 02:01:54 pm
Stop this pointless war. In the face of an external enemy, time set aside internal conflicts on afterward. Think about America!

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,36720.0.html

We will help you!

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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Osiris on July 28, 2012, 02:43:46 pm
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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 28, 2012, 03:58:14 pm
Huseby and I were commanding and the whole time we were screaming "Where are they!?  What side!?"  :lol:

It made for some pretty fun meat grinders.  :twisted:

I kept spawning on them every time. Even after i changed spawn point to somewhere on the flags.

I liked ayyke better. 30:24 over a super shitty 22:22. To hell with coursers.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: ManOfWar on July 28, 2012, 05:08:32 pm
lol I had no fog :D
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Blackzilla on July 28, 2012, 05:35:07 pm
lol I had no fog :D
You were not at FIDLGB battle! The ayyike battle was not foggy.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: BaleOhay on July 28, 2012, 05:40:16 pm
who won?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: dynamike on July 28, 2012, 05:48:43 pm
who won?

The fog.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 28, 2012, 06:23:46 pm
who won?

Foggy coursers.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Aderyn on July 28, 2012, 06:25:37 pm
who won?

hospitallers!

we killed 445(of 750) of theirs and they killed 181(of 500) so they ended up retreating. =)
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Blackzilla on July 28, 2012, 06:31:06 pm
Our peasant gear was no match for full plate and camping on a hill no fun tactics
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Uumdi on July 28, 2012, 06:32:02 pm
Or try to get some low tier ranked spergler and convert them to Paganism.

How...did...you know the... inner workings of my mind...
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Goretooth on July 28, 2012, 06:34:46 pm
Our peasant gear was no match for full plate and camping on a hill no fun tactics
UIF fights differently?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Mayzer on July 28, 2012, 06:45:41 pm
UIF fights differently?

What he meant to say was that we were ill prepared for the ungodly weather conditions and defensive tactics.
Although it was fun, wasting the remaining tickets was not necessary - we were beaten.

Lessons were learned. Fun was had. Experience was granted.
AND THE BLOOD OF MANY INNOCENT STRATIANS WAS SHED!

We will meet on the battlefield again!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhalzo on July 28, 2012, 06:47:47 pm
What he meant to say was that we were ill prepared for the ungodly weather conditions and defensive tactics.
Although it was fun, wasting the remaining tickets was not necessary - we were beaten.

Lessons were learned. Fun was had. Experience was granted.
AND THE BLOOD OF MANY INNOCENT STRATIANS WAS SHED!

We will meet on the battlefield again!

I'll bring more bows and horses next time, heh.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Akhooey on July 28, 2012, 06:54:56 pm
Stop this pointless war. In the face of an external enemy, time set aside internal conflicts on afterward.

erm, what external enemy





Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 28, 2012, 07:58:00 pm
Who had full plate? You must be talking about the ayyike siege, because my army didn't have any plate.  The only difference I noticed was that we had a perfect hill formation on our flags, and being that we were the defenders, we had no reason to try and take your spawn.


Everyone ready for a 4am central time battle this morning?  Thanks for that FIDLGB you have awesome timing
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Malaclypse on July 28, 2012, 08:33:01 pm
Everyone ready for a 4am central time battle this morning?  Thanks for that FIDLGB you have awesome timing

You probably don't want to show up for that one on the Templar side. Really. XP will be horrid.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: HardRice on July 29, 2012, 12:32:46 am
Who had full plate? You must be talking about the ayyike siege, because my army didn't have any plate.  The only difference I noticed was that we had a perfect hill formation on our flags, and being that we were the defenders, we had no reason to try and take your spawn.


Everyone ready for a 4am central time battle this morning?  Thanks for that FIDLGB you have awesome timing

E: I'm stupid, yeah ayyike.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: HardRice on July 29, 2012, 02:36:30 am
What he meant to say was that we were ill prepared for the ungodly weather conditions and defensive tactics.
Although it was fun, wasting the remaining tickets was not necessary - we were beaten.

Lessons were learned. Fun was had. Experience was granted.
AND THE BLOOD OF MANY INNOCENT STRATIANS WAS SHED!

We will meet on the battlefield again!

With plate, next time.

I hope!?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Bjord on July 29, 2012, 02:43:54 am
Harpag is saying that if this were real life, he'd be the one sucking up to you Americans. In the form of cheap cleaning service and general manual labour, such as building haphazard fences and other carpentry.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Aderyn on July 29, 2012, 09:40:36 am
Well, if you guys didn't wanna fight plate, why did you go and pick a fight? These armies wheren't meant for you...  :(
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: HardRice on July 29, 2012, 10:10:02 am
Well, if you guys didn't wanna fight plate, why did you go and pick a fight? These armies wheren't meant for you...  :(
Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS

Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS

Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS


 :evil:
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Bronto on July 29, 2012, 02:28:26 pm
To be honest, at the time this started, I was like "FUCK YEAH! NA PING AND FREE XP!" Now it kind of seems pointless to be fighting a war in NA lands when we should be attacking EU. Everyone needs to chill out, sit down, look at the map and territories/clans we have and come to an agreement. Afterall not every war is fought and decided on a battlefield. If we don't use diplomacy why even have it listed as a topic. We are wasting resources, all of us, for what? EU hasn't attacked yet, instead they just point their fingers and think what they always have "dumb Americans!" Should we give them that satisfaction or should we FINALLY band together and shove our armies deep in their sandy vaginas! Think about it, ALL OF YOU! Don't let your E-peens make your decisions.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Bjord on July 29, 2012, 02:53:40 pm
Come at us, broski.

But first you have to get through the kurwas and the wodkas.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Silicium on July 29, 2012, 04:06:39 pm
what bjorn said.

Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Visconti on July 29, 2012, 05:01:23 pm
To be honest, at the time this started, I was like "FUCK YEAH! NA PING AND FREE XP!" Now it kind of seems pointless to be fighting a war in NA lands when we should be attacking EU. Everyone needs to chill out, sit down, look at the map and territories/clans we have and come to an agreement. Afterall not every war is fought and decided on a battlefield. If we don't use diplomacy why even have it listed as a topic. We are wasting resources, all of us, for what? EU hasn't attacked yet, instead they just point their fingers and think what they always have "dumb Americans!" Should we give them that satisfaction or should we FINALLY band together and shove our armies deep in their sandy vaginas! Think about it, ALL OF YOU! Don't let your E-peens make your decisions.

Id rather enjoy strat on NA ping then sit around doing nothing for months on end, or fighting on an EU server with 170 ping
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Syls on July 29, 2012, 05:05:25 pm
Damn you turks, and your 6 in the morning battle.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Cicero on July 29, 2012, 05:13:06 pm
oh come on they are kapikulu even if they will open battle at nowhere land with no time ; they will still loose
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ohayashi on July 29, 2012, 07:40:22 pm
I'll merc for anyone, but I believe in the Chaos cause.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 29, 2012, 07:47:27 pm
Damn you turks, and your 6 in the morning battle.

Change that there night time setting!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Farrix on July 29, 2012, 08:29:11 pm
To be honest, at the time this started, I was like "FUCK YEAH! NA PING AND FREE XP!" Now it kind of seems pointless to be fighting a war in NA lands when we should be attacking EU. Everyone needs to chill out, sit down, look at the map and territories/clans we have and come to an agreement. Afterall not every war is fought and decided on a battlefield. If we don't use diplomacy why even have it listed as a topic. We are wasting resources, all of us, for what? EU hasn't attacked yet, instead they just point their fingers and think what they always have "dumb Americans!" Should we give them that satisfaction or should we FINALLY band together and shove our armies deep in their sandy vaginas! Think about it, ALL OF YOU! Don't let your E-peens make your decisions.


Wow, just wow...
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Blackzilla on July 29, 2012, 08:52:47 pm
To be honest, at the time this started, I was like "FUCK YEAH! NA PING AND FREE XP!" Now it kind of seems pointless to be fighting a war in NA lands when we should be attacking EU. Everyone needs to chill out, sit down, look at the map and territories/clans we have and come to an agreement. Afterall not every war is fought and decided on a battlefield. If we don't use diplomacy why even have it listed as a topic. We are wasting resources, all of us, for what? EU hasn't attacked yet, instead they just point their fingers and think what they always have "dumb Americans!" Should we give them that satisfaction or should we FINALLY band together and shove our armies deep in their sandy vaginas! Think about it, ALL OF YOU! Don't let your E-peens make your decisions.

Bronto, I don't know what your ping on EU is, but fuck fighting in that territory with 200 ping. I'd rather be wiped off the map having fun. (again)
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ad1no on July 29, 2012, 10:51:38 pm
Death to the blasphemous heretic crusaders who do evil in the name of God.. If only the white knights that fly the banner knew the truth behind the cunningly veiled lies Hospitaller hierarchy spews as a daily routine.

I urge all the white knights to search in themselves for the truth and DO WHAT IS RIGHT. Renounce your pledges to the heretic crusaders and lets heal our lands!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Visconti on July 30, 2012, 03:35:47 am
GG hospitaller, GG
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: HardRice on July 30, 2012, 03:37:17 am
GO GREEN!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 30, 2012, 05:29:04 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k72rrPUEDdk

Suck it TKOV!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Syls on July 30, 2012, 05:35:44 am
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: LastKaze on July 30, 2012, 05:53:13 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k72rrPUEDdk

Suck it TKOV!
Xbows are OP
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Taser on July 30, 2012, 07:25:03 am

We can embed now... o.o.

Plus what syls said.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhaelys on July 30, 2012, 07:56:49 am
We can embed now... o.o.

Plus what syls said.

Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 30, 2012, 10:12:07 am
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Post by: Nessaj on July 30, 2012, 05:24:47 pm
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Post by: Goretooth on July 30, 2012, 05:50:05 pm
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Post by: Gmnotutoo on July 30, 2012, 07:31:00 pm
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Mayzer on July 30, 2012, 07:44:47 pm
I see a lot of names in that video that aren't familiar to me!
Although, Canary did die twice to ranged!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhalzo on July 30, 2012, 08:22:03 pm

Perfect song to go with that. I know I'm ready for some peasant madness in Rebache later on tonight.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Vovka on July 30, 2012, 09:20:13 pm
Nerf Archers!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Aderyn on July 30, 2012, 09:27:56 pm
Nerf Archers!

Isn't that vid from before the archernerf?

*pokerface*
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ethgar on July 30, 2012, 11:42:25 pm
Isn't that vid from before the archernerf?

*pokerface*


Lol
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Noctivagant on July 31, 2012, 04:24:11 am
Nuff said
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Darkkarma on July 31, 2012, 04:55:31 am
WAR OF THE WALLETS
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Visconti on July 31, 2012, 05:07:03 am
What i would give for a strat battle without plate  :cry:

Regardless, very fun battle templars
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Braeden on July 31, 2012, 05:19:07 am
Peasant battle is best battle
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 31, 2012, 05:20:03 am
Equal skill beats equal gear

Normal skill loses to superior equipment.

Always bet on gear cause skill can very real quick.

FIDLGB must have been...unprepared for war. Nothing but weak/light armies. I thought you fella's would have more than that!(maybe in the castle)
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Malaclypse on July 31, 2012, 05:35:53 am
FIDLGB must have been...unprepared for war. Nothing but weak/light armies. I thought you fella's would have more than that!(maybe in the castle)

Also keep in mind that sending a bunch of peasants at a group of armed knights was kind of a staged event (referring to the FIDLGB offense, not the village battle which took place this evening). They had extra light gear, and we thought that it would be a funny thing to do.

We had hoped that the enemy side would be good enough sports not to just spawn camp us (which doesn't seem especially fun for either side, might as well just be killing bots in DTV at that point) but it happened and we signaled the retreat because of it EXDEE. That some of the defenders questioned why the retreat was signaled is beyond me.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 31, 2012, 05:45:08 am
Also keep in mind that sending a bunch of peasants at a group of armed knights was kind of a staged event (referring to the FIDLGB offense, not the village battle which took place this evening). They had extra light gear, and we thought that it would be a funny thing to do.

We had hoped that the enemy side would be good enough sports not to just spawn camp us (which doesn't seem especially fun for either side, might as well just be killing bots in DTV at that point) but it happened and we signaled the retreat because of it EXDEE. That some of the defenders questioned why the retreat was signaled is beyond me.

Hm. Still Rebache had nothing for gear....Perhaps we shall have some more fun battles once the castle and last village are taken. Chaos holdings should be fun too. UKC has lost a ton of men and materials already. (1500 to us at Jeribe, 300 at vezin, 1900 today versus CA, maybe 1800 tomorrow versus jeirbe again) How can Green just BLEED troops like that?
Also, Hosp defending (spawn camping?) was what they are supposed to do. Though FOG was the big enemy that battle. Far more than the hosp's army.

All said and done, has been fun. Way better than those dumb EU attacks and AI assaults/defenses.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Visconti on July 31, 2012, 06:12:39 am
Hm. Still Rebache had nothing for gear....Perhaps we shall have some more fun battles once the castle and last village are taken. Chaos holdings should be fun too. UKC has lost a ton of men and materials already. (1500 to us at Jeribe, 300 at vezin, 1900 today versus CA, maybe 1800 tomorrow versus jeirbe again) How can Green just BLEED troops like that?
Also, Hosp defending (spawn camping?) was what they are supposed to do. Though FOG was the big enemy that battle. Far more than the hosp's army.

All said and done, has been fun. Way better than those dumb EU attacks and AI assaults/defenses.

In total i think we have lost 4k? 4.1k? and have killed somewhere around 3.5k. Considering we assaulted a castle full of greatmauls and heavy armor, and the field battles against full plate and champion chargers, i dont think were doing too bad. Still, the past 3 days have been much more fun then the past 2-3 months of strat, so its worth it. Cant wait for the rest of the battles to play out, so much exp to be had!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Malaclypse on July 31, 2012, 06:24:25 am
Also, Hosp defending (spawn camping?) was what they are supposed to do. Though FOG was the big enemy that battle. Far more than the hosp's army.

Ahhh, I think I didn't make myself clear enough. I was referring to an assault on a Crusader Alliance force by FIDLGB @ around 4am on Sunday. FIDLGB sent 1000 peasants at the army, we had a push into them, then the defenders just rushed our spawns and started killing us, so we naturally retreated, as where is the fun in that, for us and frankly for them, too? Doing overheads over a pile, you know. Afterwards some of the "defenders" harangued us for retreating, somehow not understanding how much fun we were not having! From what I understand the castle will have real stuff though, and should be a fun battle.

Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Uumdi on July 31, 2012, 07:34:48 am
Yeah I'm level 9 right now, sign me up for all of them.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Graf_Hodenschaf on July 31, 2012, 11:08:32 am
To be honest, at the time this started, I was like "FUCK YEAH! NA PING AND FREE XP!" Now it kind of seems pointless to be fighting a war in NA lands when we should be attacking EU. Everyone needs to chill out, sit down, look at the map and territories/clans we have and come to an agreement. Afterall not every war is fought and decided on a battlefield. If we don't use diplomacy why even have it listed as a topic. We are wasting resources, all of us, for what? EU hasn't attacked yet, instead they just point their fingers and think what they always have "dumb Americans!" Should we give them that satisfaction or should we FINALLY band together and shove our armies deep in their sandy vaginas! Think about it, ALL OF YOU! Don't let your E-peens make your decisions.

+1
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on July 31, 2012, 01:51:09 pm
Cba to read this shit, but all I can say is Im disapointed in NA as a whole.

You had a chance to start doing something, and you threw it away and started infighting...

Fucking pathetic.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Mayzer on July 31, 2012, 02:10:43 pm
Cba to read this shit, but all I can say is Im disapointed in NA as a whole.

You had a chance to start doing something, and you threw it away and started infighting...

Fucking pathetic.

A chance to do something? I've fought in at least 2 battles every day so far.
I'd say we're finally doing something...
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 31, 2012, 02:12:40 pm
Cba to read this shit, but all I can say is Im disapointed in NA as a whole.

You had a chance to start doing something, and you threw it away and started infighting...

Fucking pathetic.

We NA players can't carebear the fuk out of the map. We can only attack the AI so many times. Especially since the AI defences are usually EU rosters. NA likes XP more than we like the BS of EU vs NA war.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: BaleOhay on July 31, 2012, 02:21:59 pm
We NA players can't carebear the fuk out of the map. We can only attack the AI so many times. Especially since the AI defences are usually EU rosters. NA likes XP more than we like the BS of EU vs NA war.

Since I am the leader of BS I approve this message
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Braeden on July 31, 2012, 02:25:47 pm
Man we are doing so many things.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 31, 2012, 05:10:45 pm
Cba to read this shit, but all I can say is Im disapointed in NA as a whole.

You had a chance to start doing something, and you threw it away and started infighting...

Fucking pathetic.
Just because an EU alliance has enabled all involved to take over 100% of the EU map and has no enemies on the EU side of the map, doesn't mean that the NA factions have to somehow match the same power block.  NA and EU are split as far as most factions are concerned, so maybe the UIF guys will have to start fighting each other for territory.  Or have fun playing on NA ping when you come to attack us.  Or continue playing your peaceful trading simulator.  But never have all the large NA clans conspired to take over the NA side of the map and not fight for territory. 
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Mayzer on July 31, 2012, 05:41:23 pm
We are living the American dream. Hot apple pie and baseball.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on July 31, 2012, 06:04:50 pm
Or have fun playing on NA ping when you come to attack us.  Or continue playing your peaceful trading simulator.  But never have all the large NA clans conspired to take over the NA side of the map and not fight for territory.

Check your facts, Mercs were the first EU clan to refuse to join the mega alliance in EU and were consequently mobbed by large armies, forcing us to move into NA territory, and we havent stopped fighting the UIF since. You may think it sucks for you NA, it sucks more for us, and this shit just leaves the UIF to continue what they have been doing since the start, fighting with so few to oppose them. You can understand how it stings a little.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Goretooth on July 31, 2012, 06:12:42 pm
Check your facts, Mercs were the first EU clan to refuse to join the mega alliance in EU and were consequently mobbed by large armies, forcing us to move into NA territory, and we havent stopped fighting the UIF since. You may think it sucks for you NA, it sucks more for us, and this shit just leaves the UIF to continue what they have been doing since the start, fighting with so few to oppose them. You can understand how it stings a little.
The current NA war was unavoidable.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Bronto on July 31, 2012, 06:14:43 pm
Talk about fighting the UIF, for a small clan that's pretty much all we've done till this shit came about. Our towns were UIF, our castle, could've been, i don't remember. just ask Herkutatti, it was kind of bittersweet taking his land from him, because he is a good player and a stand up dude on our forums page.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Cicero on July 31, 2012, 06:19:44 pm
Check your facts, Mercs were the first EU clan to refuse to join the mega alliance in EU and were consequently mobbed by large armies, forcing us to move into NA territory, and we havent stopped fighting the UIF since. You may think it sucks for you NA, it sucks more for us, and this shit just leaves the UIF to continue what they have been doing since the start, fighting with so few to oppose them. You can understand how it stings a little.
Just for record ; Mercs fought many battles for UIF in strategus version 1 , 2 and at the beginning of 3 =)

You have made your end with your own hands.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Goretooth on July 31, 2012, 06:26:51 pm
Just for record ; Mercs fought many battles for UIF in strategus version 1 , 2 and at the beginning of 3 =)

You have made your end with your own hands.
Want to buy a clan thread?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 31, 2012, 06:32:24 pm
Blueberry I wasn't talking about the mercs.  They kicked out mercs, HRE, crusaders, and anyone else not part of their alliance.  They now control the EU side of the map.  Apparently they are fine with just fighting some of the EU factions that poke at their borders.  If that's their idea of a fun medieval battle/strategy simulation, than so be it. If it wasn't for mercs, crusaders and HRE/fallen kind of sort of keeping these UIF guys busy, what would they do?  If the EU was split from NA, would they start fighting each other for territory?  Or just keep building up waiting for the Others to show up at their doorstep?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Cicero on July 31, 2012, 06:40:35 pm
Want to buy a clan thread?
No ; especially not american
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Kreczor on July 31, 2012, 06:58:02 pm
Cba to read this shit, but all I can say is Im disapointed in NA as a whole.

You had a chance to start doing something, and you threw it away and started infighting...

Fucking pathetic.
I'd like to say that I think you've got us all wrong. NA isn't here to pat you on the shoulder and take care of you, and just because you may be friends with some of the NA factions in no way means we will support you in killing the UIF. We had a chance to have some fun in strat for the first time in months and we went for it (albeit we jumped the gun a little bit early, I mean most of the fidlgb battles are peasant fights (AWESOME PEASANT FIGHTS MIND YOU)).

I'm disappointed in you Blueberry, I figured you would have realized how bored and impatient NA can get. We like to fight on our own turf where we don't have to worry about bad ping issues. Plus, who doesn't like some good ol' fashioned NA drama?

Furthermore, most of the sieges on the EU side of which I signed up on consisted of a 45 minute wait before the attackers finally hit the walls. That is not in anyway my definition of fun unless I'm an archer.

All in all, I'm happy this war started. I'm sure the hospitallers and other factions were aching for a fight too, and we're all having a ton of fun. That's right, we're all secretly working together to have fun.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: ildist on July 31, 2012, 07:09:11 pm
Oh hey, I actually  agree with Kreczor on this one.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Uumdi on July 31, 2012, 07:13:40 pm
I remember I was out for the entire winter.  3 or 4 months went by without a computer, so I was like, oh shit I'm sorry.




Nothing Happened.




August starts tomorrow.

I understand the theory behind what we should be doing.  The ping advantage on our side, sure would be nice on defense.  But we will perpetually be playing defense.  We just don't have the manpower or the production to match EU.  Its just the way it is.  With the way strat is, we were lucky to have stayed at peace for as long as we did.  Hospitaller, bless their hearts, are only the butt of this joke because they have the decency and drive to keep a large roster from killing each other.

Spare us the ridiculous theories about what we should all be doing.  We're just playing the game, and with a game that has infinite respawns and trashtalking, defeat and victory are more subjective than we think.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhalzo on July 31, 2012, 07:33:17 pm
oh shit I'm sorry.

Sorry for what?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Mayzer on July 31, 2012, 07:51:07 pm
Sorry for what?

My dad said we should be proud  of our dicks.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Noctivagant on July 31, 2012, 08:15:06 pm
I'd like to say that I think you've got us all wrong. NA isn't here to pat you on the shoulder and take care of you, and just because you may be friends with some of the NA factions in no way means we will support you in killing the UIF.

For the record, we DID HELP NA to reclaim your territories. Without us (couple of EU factions), you'd be fighting in weird hours, most likely out numbered and reclaiming the north Na would take much longer. But if this is how you see the situation, I can say you simply used us. Actually you guys are serving yourselves in a silver plate now, if anyone is bothered to re-enter the territory of course, I expect peace messages now like Na for Na hooray! But if it does happen, just remember what you said. Because my diplomacy will be repeating your sentence back at you.

Good luck with Hospitallers.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Turboflex on July 31, 2012, 08:23:38 pm
For the record, we DID HELP NA to reclaim your territories. Without us (couple of EU factions), you'd be fighting in weird hours, most likely out numbered and reclaiming the north Na would take much longer. But if this is how you see the situation, I can say you simply used us. Actually you guys are serving yourselves in a silver plate now, if anyone is bothered to re-enter the territory of course, I expect peace messages now like Na for Na hooray! But if it does happen, just remember what you said. Because my diplomacy will be repeating your sentence back at you.

Good luck with Hospitallers.

lol you "helped" after you attacked NA so don't get too righteous.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Havoco on July 31, 2012, 09:18:02 pm
Tbh im kinda surprised UIF has been together for this long considering they have had EU lands for several months now. I think it would suck if the only way hospitallers could fight battles would be to fight on EU ping.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: HardRice on July 31, 2012, 09:27:34 pm
Tbh im kinda surprised UIF has been together for this long considering they have had EU lands for several months now. I think it would suck if the only way hospitallers could fight battles would be to fight on EU ping.

The UIF are European, so why would it suck for them?
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Darkkarma on July 31, 2012, 09:29:30 pm
"Cba to read this shit"

-makes an incredibly stupid, ignorant post-

Trust me, it shows.

Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rebelyell on July 31, 2012, 09:34:31 pm
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about that about strat ect.

Its really funny
VR be trade us
GO atacked after we had some massive trades with them.
Now some of NA want wipe us after we helped them

solution
People are disks, It even more funny how game can show peps behavior. 

and I will that again
We will help hosp because they are god friend of Templars always ready to help.

Less trashtalk  more fun battels.
IT is so stupid you can start fun war based on battles and friendly spars where is no pressure only fun exp fight, but no you want hate each other.
Other EU clans are on NA only because they want show UIF then they cant kill us, we will always fight against them, its our RP.





I am sure then they are ready to pump  millions of gold to help you and wipe us out from strat, they probably will. They will miss whole fun only because they want ... IDK what but who cares.


Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: HardRice on July 31, 2012, 09:37:32 pm
Fuck I know what I need to use it for.


For the record, we DID HELP NA to reclaim your territories. Without us (couple of EU factions), you'd be fighting in weird hours, most likely out numbered and reclaiming the north Na would take much longer. But if this is how you see the situation, I can say you simply used us. Actually you guys are serving yourselves in a silver plate now, if anyone is bothered to re-enter the territory of course, I expect peace messages now like Na for Na hooray! But if it does happen, just remember what you said. Because my diplomacy will be repeating your sentence back at you.

Good luck with Hospitallers.

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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lech on July 31, 2012, 09:40:33 pm
Lol nocti, you and other eu factions (hre, templars, kapikulu) free NA from those oppressive EU factions who wanted to claim their land :D It's like fighting fire using flamethrower.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: HardRice on July 31, 2012, 09:44:58 pm
Lol nocti, you and other eu factions (hre, templars, kapikulu) free NA from those oppressive EU factions who wanted to claim their land :D It's like fighting fire using flamethrower.

Using a can of gasoline OR PETROL, pretty much.


Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lech on July 31, 2012, 09:57:57 pm
Using a can of gasoline OR PETROL, pretty much.

Don't worry, eu faction control just 20 fiefs on NA side, everything is under control. Eurasia always fight against Oceania.

My dad said we should be proud  of our dicks.

I am.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhaelys on July 31, 2012, 10:16:32 pm
My dad said we should be proud  of our dicks.

'Specially since they're such good size an' all.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Harpag on July 31, 2012, 10:20:52 pm
When I look at what Americans are saying, I'm starting to think about support for our European opponents to take all NA lands, and then fight with them for fun and XP on EU servers ...
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lech on July 31, 2012, 10:23:45 pm
When I look at what Americans are saying, I'm starting to think about support for our European opponents to take all NA lands, and then fight with them for fun and XP on EU servers ...

But on the other hand, crusader alliance is allied with hospitallers. I bet they would give some of their fiefs away to help them so even crushing hospis alone wouldn't work.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 31, 2012, 10:33:07 pm
When I look at what Americans are saying, I'm starting to think about support for our European opponents to take all NA lands, and then fight with them for fun and XP on EU servers ...

Bring it on.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhaelys on July 31, 2012, 11:04:56 pm
When I look at what Americans are saying, I'm starting to think about support for our European opponents to take all NA lands, and then fight with them for fun and XP on EU servers ...

It's this kind of thinking which directly proves that a completely separate EU and NA Strategus map is needed.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rebelyell on July 31, 2012, 11:28:37 pm
It's this kind of thinking which directly proves that a completely separate EU and NA Strategus map is needed.

true
agree
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Kreczor on July 31, 2012, 11:30:24 pm
For the record, we DID HELP NA to reclaim your territories. Without us (couple of EU factions), you'd be fighting in weird hours, most likely out numbered and reclaiming the north Na would take much longer. But if this is how you see the situation, I can say you simply used us. Actually you guys are serving yourselves in a silver plate now, if anyone is bothered to re-enter the territory of course, I expect peace messages now like Na for Na hooray! But if it does happen, just remember what you said. Because my diplomacy will be repeating your sentence back at you.

Good luck with Hospitallers.
I believe you took what I said completely out of context.
1. NA isn't here to pat you on the shoulder and take care of you,
2.just because you may be friends with some of the NA factions in no way means we will support you in killing the UIF

1. I meant that if you're looking for sympathy, go look somewhere else because it seems all we've been doing these past few months is fighting battles in EU and we're sick of it so we started some drama. Personally, I hate fighting on the EU servers because I'm a ping crutching pute. I said nothing about you helping us, in fact, come over here with your armies and fight hospitaller and you'd have tremendous amounts of support from NA players. Likewise, if I sent an army to EU lands to fight the UIF I'd expect you to sign up and help my army.

2. This comment was directed at what seemed like Blueberry complaining that we weren't helping you guys fight off the UIF with you. See above for more information.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: DaveUKR on August 01, 2012, 01:01:35 am
Hospitallers hired me a couple of times (God gives them money to hire me, God wills it!). If Chaos brings some more - I'll fight for them. I am a cheap whore now  :oops:
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhaelys on August 01, 2012, 01:54:47 am
Chaos & friends are not in the business of paying people to enjoy the game. We just want to have fun. If you're getting paid, more power to you ^_^
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: callahan9119 on August 01, 2012, 02:11:02 am
Damn I read this whole thing...a real page turner.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 01, 2012, 02:56:02 am
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 01, 2012, 07:09:17 pm
Weird, I don't see any battles tonight.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 01, 2012, 08:19:48 pm
Which is lame...people better attack some shit tonight so I can play in a battle tomorrow night.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Uumdi on August 01, 2012, 08:22:43 pm
level 11 got accepted to neutral castle in 20 minutes.   Sorry guys.  YW Empire.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Peppovitch on August 02, 2012, 05:07:55 am
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 02, 2012, 09:54:29 am
Why does John Cleese look like Dynamike to me? WHY!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Harpag on August 02, 2012, 11:38:39 am
Incidentally noticed that at the end of movie placed by Peppovitch, among the four announcements is a really great sabre duel.
Scene from polish movie "Deluge" by Jerzy Hoffman (Best Foreign Film Oscar in 1974).
Daniel Olbrychski as Kmicic (white shirt) vs Tadeusz Łomnicki as Wołodyjowski (grey shirt)
Wołodyjowski - "best manual blocking ever" in 2:50  to Kmicic  - "you waving like a flail"  :)
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: DaveUKR on August 02, 2012, 12:19:07 pm
level 11 got accepted to neutral castle in 20 minutes.   Sorry guys.  YW Empire.

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Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhaelys on August 02, 2012, 05:46:52 pm
http://forum.meleegaming.com/announcements/strat-4-announcement/

gf
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Blackzilla on August 02, 2012, 06:07:59 pm
http://forum.meleegaming.com/announcements/strat-4-announcement/

gf

Looks like the Euros will be ending this war early, again.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 02, 2012, 06:20:57 pm
http://forum.meleegaming.com/announcements/strat-4-announcement/

gf

I hope to see some giant battles in the since it doesn't matter anyway. And i will welcome the millions of XP.  :D
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Mayzer on August 02, 2012, 07:42:22 pm
Well this is an interesting turn of events. Time to get Sumbuja back!
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhalzo on August 02, 2012, 08:04:19 pm
http://forum.meleegaming.com/announcements/strat-4-announcement/

gf

I wonder how much time we have before this goes into place.
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 02, 2012, 08:11:51 pm
I wonder how much time we have before this goes into place.

December 2010
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: TurmoilTom on August 02, 2012, 08:13:31 pm
December 2010
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Sir_Rodrick on August 19, 2012, 09:47:32 am
December 2010
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Spanish on August 20, 2012, 10:44:26 pm
I missed this entire thread guys! D:
Title: Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Blackzilla on August 20, 2012, 11:25:10 pm

God Rodrick, you're sooo late.