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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Spook Island on June 28, 2012, 07:39:38 pm

Title: Oh my god... Earlier this morning I SHATTERED the Laws of CRPG Physics.
Post by: Spook Island on June 28, 2012, 07:39:38 pm
Here's the story...

Earlier this morning, I grabbed a box of Cheerios from the cabinet above me and, while simultaneously turning 180 degrees in the same movement, placed them down on the table next to the bowl in in one fluid turning motion. 
You should have seen what I did with the jug of milk.  8-)

Little did I realize at the time that I was completely breaking the law of CRPG physics.

I consider myself lucky to be alive right now.
Title: Re: Oh my god... Earlier this morning I SHATTERED the Laws of CRPG Physics.
Post by: Arrowblood on June 28, 2012, 07:43:04 pm
A GHOST!!!
Title: Re: Oh my god... Earlier this morning I SHATTERED the Laws of CRPG Physics.
Post by: Zanze on June 28, 2012, 07:44:04 pm
Tired of being called Repoman?
Title: Re: Oh my god... Earlier this morning I SHATTERED the Laws of CRPG Physics.
Post by: Tennenoth on June 28, 2012, 07:46:17 pm
A GHOST!!!

Spooky.

I'm sorry.  :cry:
Title: Re: Oh my god... Earlier this morning I SHATTERED the Laws of CRPG Physics.
Post by: Lord_Panos on June 28, 2012, 07:48:33 pm
Another 2h Hero crying over his abuzive lolstab animations.

Get over it or respec like many other 2h "pro`s" did.  :lol:
Title: Re: Oh my god... Earlier this morning I SHATTERED the Laws of CRPG Physics.
Post by: Miley on June 28, 2012, 07:49:34 pm
It's alive!
Title: Re: Oh my god... Earlier this morning I SHATTERED the Laws of CRPG Physics.
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 28, 2012, 07:51:00 pm
wah wah

And IRL I can hold a pike in the ground and if a horse rides into it, it gets so fucked it up curls up as best it can in a fetal position and waits to die.

i can also jump off a horse in real life without having to wait for it to come to a complete stop and I also don't ever pick up weapons on the ground in real life when I'm attempting to dismount a horse.
Title: Re: Oh my god... Earlier this morning I SHATTERED the Laws of CRPG Physics.
Post by: Spook Island on June 28, 2012, 08:10:00 pm
When I went to open my apartment door after getting home from the store, I put my groceries on the ground behind me then spun and stabbed the key into the lock without missing a beat, unlocked the door, and was promptly sucked into the black void abyss of infinity known as the porthole of hell.

While there, I met the Devil and asked him why the fates had forsaken me in such a manner.

The fattest, most bloated, and wretched of his imps rolled forward and spoke up in a shriveled gobbling manner of tone that chilled me to the bone..

"bweecuz te moshun issss inconceivable to meeeez"

I fell to my knees with tears in my eyes howling a guttural scream up unto the cataclysm that had become my temple.

From that day forward, the ability for humanity to physically pivot whatsoever had become lost beneath the sands of time to all but a few wise feline-humanoid hybrids who held such weighty secrets scribed in an undecipherable alien language beneath the spine of the world.


I was never heard from again
.
Title: Re: Oh my god... Earlier this morning I SHATTERED the Laws of CRPG Physics.
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 28, 2012, 08:17:55 pm
It's probably because ghosts don't have to adhere to the same physics as us mere mortals.
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Post by: TugBoat on June 28, 2012, 08:37:36 pm
It's hysterical how many people hate Spook but he stays around and people still put up with him
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 28, 2012, 08:38:15 pm
He's a non-factor baddy to me, I never knew who he was because apparently he only plays siege (hence the non-factor baddy label).  Anyone who fakes their death for attention will always get the point and laugh from me.

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Title: Re: Oh my god... Earlier this morning I SHATTERED the Laws of CRPG Physics.
Post by: Spook Island on June 28, 2012, 09:24:36 pm
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maybe if they see a fat kid doing these kind of moves, they might realize their bodies may some day be able to perform the same kind of athleticism

and just maybe... just maybe... they dont need to nerf a game to be able to play decently
who am i kidding  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Oh my god... Earlier this morning I SHATTERED the Laws of CRPG Physics.
Post by: Molly on June 28, 2012, 09:45:26 pm
Is this the wanker who faked his own death?
Hmm... expected him to be permabanned. Why isn't he?
Title: Re: Oh my god... Earlier this morning I SHATTERED the Laws of CRPG Physics.
Post by: Spook Island on June 28, 2012, 10:27:56 pm
i always thought "wanker" was just a word actors used to portray themselves as flamboyantly feminine british characters on slapstick comedy sketches

i need to get out more often i guess
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Post by: zagibu on June 28, 2012, 11:29:33 pm
Nono, don't get out more often, please! The whispers are already bad enough.
Title: Re: Oh my god... Earlier this morning I SHATTERED the Laws of CRPG Physics.
Post by: Spook Island on June 28, 2012, 11:38:38 pm
I don't know what q q v means, but I'm pretty sure they aren't John Goodman's initials.
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Post by: Baggy on June 30, 2012, 12:45:33 am
QQV or gtfo.
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Post by: Shemaforash on June 30, 2012, 03:34:36 am
I am physics.