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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Spook Island on June 28, 2012, 07:39:38 pm
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Here's the story...
Earlier this morning, I grabbed a box of Cheerios from the cabinet above me and, while simultaneously turning 180 degrees in the same movement, placed them down on the table next to the bowl in in one fluid turning motion.
You should have seen what I did with the jug of milk. 8-)
Little did I realize at the time that I was completely breaking the law of CRPG physics.
I consider myself lucky to be alive right now.
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A GHOST!!!
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Tired of being called Repoman?
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A GHOST!!!
Spooky.
I'm sorry. :cry:
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Another 2h Hero crying over his abuzive lolstab animations.
Get over it or respec like many other 2h "pro`s" did. :lol:
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It's alive!
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wah wah
And IRL I can hold a pike in the ground and if a horse rides into it, it gets so fucked it up curls up as best it can in a fetal position and waits to die.
i can also jump off a horse in real life without having to wait for it to come to a complete stop and I also don't ever pick up weapons on the ground in real life when I'm attempting to dismount a horse.
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When I went to open my apartment door after getting home from the store, I put my groceries on the ground behind me then spun and stabbed the key into the lock without missing a beat, unlocked the door, and was promptly sucked into the black void abyss of infinity known as the porthole of hell.
While there, I met the Devil and asked him why the fates had forsaken me in such a manner.
The fattest, most bloated, and wretched of his imps rolled forward and spoke up in a shriveled gobbling manner of tone that chilled me to the bone..
"bweecuz te moshun issss inconceivable to meeeez"
I fell to my knees with tears in my eyes howling a guttural scream up unto the cataclysm that had become my temple.
From that day forward, the ability for humanity to physically pivot whatsoever had become lost beneath the sands of time to all but a few wise feline-humanoid hybrids who held such weighty secrets scribed in an undecipherable alien language beneath the spine of the world.
I was never heard from again.
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It's probably because ghosts don't have to adhere to the same physics as us mere mortals.
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It's hysterical how many people hate Spook but he stays around and people still put up with him
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He's a non-factor baddy to me, I never knew who he was because apparently he only plays siege (hence the non-factor baddy label). Anyone who fakes their death for attention will always get the point and laugh from me.
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maybe if they see a fat kid doing these kind of moves, they might realize their bodies may some day be able to perform the same kind of athleticism
and just maybe... just maybe... they dont need to nerf a game to be able to play decently
who am i kidding :rolleyes:
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Is this the wanker who faked his own death?
Hmm... expected him to be permabanned. Why isn't he?
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i always thought "wanker" was just a word actors used to portray themselves as flamboyantly feminine british characters on slapstick comedy sketches
i need to get out more often i guess
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Nono, don't get out more often, please! The whispers are already bad enough.
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I don't know what q q v means, but I'm pretty sure they aren't John Goodman's initials.
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QQV or gtfo.
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I am physics.