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Post by: Kulin_ban on June 04, 2012, 09:59:09 am
HACKED
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on June 04, 2012, 10:00:28 am
I have no screen, but definitely Deserter. And don't take it personal please, ujuki.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: FleetFox on June 04, 2012, 10:38:35 am
The Deserter flag looks great to me :)
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on June 04, 2012, 11:15:52 am
The old FPF banner that was neon pink with Betsy on the front. We got an abuse thread about it :D

There was one beutiful moment when rohy just stood like a deer in head lights mesmerized for the first 40 seconds of battle, then a lance cav came pounding by and took him out.

Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vibe on June 04, 2012, 11:21:18 am
Who is Betsy and would she be appropriate to mate with my horse named Seabiscuit
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Canary on June 04, 2012, 11:23:17 am
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This is a repost that bears repeating.

The old FPF banner that was neon pink with Betsy on the front. We got an abuse thread about it :D

Yeah, you.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: dodnet on June 04, 2012, 11:27:21 am
I have no screen, but definitely Deserter. And don't take it personal please, ujuki.

I like the deserters flag too, if you mean the red broken sword.

Anyone like my personal banner?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Thomek on June 04, 2012, 12:14:06 pm
lol yeah we need moderation..
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: sF_Guardian on June 04, 2012, 12:16:50 pm
I use some old launcher, less shit banners in there :D

But seriously, we need smone to control this,
its hard to play a game like this with that shit banners,
i even have all the mods from the installer in but
this banners seriously hurt my eyes :/
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Arathian on June 04, 2012, 12:36:05 pm
>kkk cartoon banner

do want. This is going to be hilarious.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Sagar on June 04, 2012, 12:39:11 pm
It is medieval best game/mod on planet earth. We need some rules here.  Please do something about this.

If someone want to have own banner at last read some Rules of Heraldry.

International Heraldry - http://www.internationalheraldry.com/



Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: dodnet on June 04, 2012, 12:39:31 pm
Here are some more straight out of banner files:
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Don't you remove my sweet red eye  :|
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Beauchamp on June 04, 2012, 12:45:17 pm
eye is good, the rest is...
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Miwiw on June 04, 2012, 12:46:54 pm
none of those above should be in the official banner pack. the people are free to put them client-side of course. Unless they represent a bigger clan they won't need those anyway.

Be a bit more historical please, like Taleworlds did with the native warband banners. They already look fancy!
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 04, 2012, 12:51:26 pm
Historical, LARP, Heraldy, herp derp, ''pretend to be knight even though i'm not''.


 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: at all this LARP, (YOU RUINING MAH ''pimple face'' IMMERSION bullshittery.)
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Christo on June 04, 2012, 12:52:44 pm
KKK banner, really?

...
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: [ptx] on June 04, 2012, 12:53:20 pm
This reminds me, i must purchase a banner slot.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Kafein on June 04, 2012, 12:55:20 pm
The eye, joker and boxxy banners have nothing wrong tbh


And mine respects the rules of tincture, unlike many pseudo-medieval banners.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Peasant_Woman on June 04, 2012, 01:00:36 pm
Eye and joker look passable. Boxxy is pushing it. The others are trash.
There should be a system where if you upload a troll banner you must wear a 'banner of shame' until you refresh your purchse on your slot or whatever.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Christo on June 04, 2012, 01:10:19 pm
Eye and joker look passable. Boxxy is pushing it. The others are trash.
There should be a system where if you upload a troll banner you must wear a 'banner of shame' until you refresh your purchse on your slot or whatever.

Actually the one with the shield, axe and spear, helm in the middle, looks pretty cool. I can't read the text down there though.

I agree on the second one lol, it should be something like "IDIOT" or such.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Lemmy_Winks on June 04, 2012, 01:21:07 pm
I love the bear grylls, one, made me lol
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Christo on June 04, 2012, 01:28:14 pm
The one with the shield, axe and spear is there because it is stretched, not done properly.

Not all banners are equally bad in there, but there are MANY more in the banner files that are trash.

Yeah I meant the image in general, not the banner itself.

Also said that I cannot read what's down there, another problem.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Kafein on June 04, 2012, 01:40:58 pm
Apparently people don't like the boxxy banner (Joker86's production, not mine), so I made a new one for my new clan :

The Knights ! The Pixel Paladins !

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Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 04, 2012, 02:00:42 pm
Apparently people don't like the boxxy banner (Joker86's production, not mine), so I made a new one for my new clan :

The Knights ! The Pixel Paladins !

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BOOOOOOOOOO! U gave in for the nerdy LARPers! (kind of).
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Elmetiacos on June 04, 2012, 02:01:15 pm
Lets see some screenshots of the worst custom banners you've seen in game.

I'll start with this one - looks like a modern t-shirt.
In fact, it should say "European Tour 2011-12" on the back, with dates and cities.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Bombi93 on June 04, 2012, 02:07:06 pm
hahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Taser on June 04, 2012, 02:12:00 pm
I'm waiting for the troll clans to buy banners and put advertisements in them.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Cosmos_Shielder on June 04, 2012, 02:18:51 pm
I love the Boxxxxxxy banner.
Still amazer that nobody reported the blue neon french banner
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 04, 2012, 02:52:06 pm
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Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Boerenlater on June 04, 2012, 02:55:50 pm
I'm waiting for the troll clans to buy banners and put advertisements in them.
Or companies like Brazzers, they can advertize with a banner.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 04, 2012, 02:59:32 pm
Porn banners?
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Shik on June 04, 2012, 03:25:03 pm
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Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: dodnet on June 04, 2012, 03:45:27 pm
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MY EYES!  :shock:
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Yoghurt on June 04, 2012, 07:41:27 pm
Guys, this is Bear Grylls. Thats hillarious, this banner needs to get public.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: autobus on June 04, 2012, 07:50:01 pm
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this one
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 04, 2012, 08:06:48 pm
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this one

Bitch
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Turboflex on June 04, 2012, 08:11:51 pm
I don't get it... A lot of effort has been put into the aesthetics of M&B and cRPG, which everyone here clearly enjoys or they wouldn't be playing, so why is this crap permitted just so trolls can prove how cool and contrarion they are (LOL PINK).

What's the point of modelling nice looking armour/weapons if people can plaster neon colours and pop culture references all over them?

There needs to be a high barrier for quality and medieval aesthetics, one warning for bad images, after that you lose your slot and it goes back to auctions. The same standards need to apply for this as they do for people who submit new gear models...
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 04, 2012, 08:15:10 pm
Thanks to that mindset ^ CRPG have lost tons of players. Not only because of that mindset per say but also when funny weapons that didn't fit that formula got removed (Boulder on a Stick, Looney Toons Axe etc etc..)
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Lemmy_Winks on June 04, 2012, 08:19:56 pm
I don't get it... A lot of effort has been put into the aesthetics of M&B and cRPG, which everyone here clearly enjoys or they wouldn't be playing, so why is this crap permitted just so trolls can prove how cool and contrarion they are (LOL PINK).

What's the point of modelling nice looking armour/weapons if people can plaster neon colours and pop culture references all over them?

There needs to be a high barrier for quality and medieval aesthetics, one warning for bad images, after that you lose your slot and it goes back to auctions. The same standards need to apply for this as they do for people who submit new gear models...

If this were true there wouldn't be samarui/viking/16th century equipment in a middle ages themed game. The existence of those weapons and armor kills immersion for me far more than any banner would.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Lysander on June 04, 2012, 08:25:25 pm
Whats wrong with the JOKER Banner?



so I made a new one for my new clan :

The Knights ! The Pixel Paladins !

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+1 to your banner  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Turboflex on June 04, 2012, 08:44:41 pm
If this were true there wouldn't be samarui/viking/16th century equipment in a middle ages themed game. The existence of those weapons and armor kills immersion for me far more than any banner would.

The aesthetic is broader medieval from 8th - 16th century, including for better or worse the Japanese Sengoku period...Obviously if you include all this broad geography you will get funny stuff like 8th century vikings fighting renaissance burghers or ottomans. The Japanese stuff is there for better or worse, technically you can make the case that since the Mongol stuff is there, and the Mongols did attempt invasions of Japan during this era, it's a thread connecting it to the rest of the world.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 04, 2012, 08:52:25 pm
I hate LARPing cunts and people who just have ...just have to have it as historically accurate as possible.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Elindor on June 04, 2012, 08:53:47 pm
"LARPing" or not, there needs to be SOME restrictions, and I'm pretty sure there will be relatively soon.  Will they enforce strict medieval heraldric rulesets?? Probably not and that would be too much anyhow.  But just general guidelines probably do need to be implemented.

PS - love the mindset that anyone who doesn't like giant pink penis banners all over the medieval warfare simulation game they play is a quote "LARPer".  Just LOL on that one.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Mial on June 04, 2012, 08:54:24 pm
 :cry: I am deeply hurt, that the JOKER Banner got mentioned in one sentence with these three banners:
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 (http://www.abload.de/image.php?img=drecksbanner2p7pb.jpg)

I put a lot of effort in the JOKER banner. It may not be the best looking, but in my opinion it looks decent.
Its mirrored, because ingame it gets mirrored again.

Compare it with the other custom banners; most dont look that much better and some look even worse.
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Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Bjord on June 04, 2012, 08:57:06 pm
Then you hate me as well Berenger, because fuck me if I see another pink banner with hearts on it or fucking Game of Thrones t-shirt banners.

Seriously.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Turboflex on June 04, 2012, 09:19:28 pm
I hate LARPing cunts and people who just have ...just have to have it as historically accurate as possible.

I bet you this idiot hangs out on 4chan hentai forums.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Kafein on June 04, 2012, 09:25:46 pm
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WTF Kindgom Hearts banner ?

The clan is named "Heartless" ? :D

The blue should be a little brighter though
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 04, 2012, 09:39:40 pm
bombi i warned u bro! i told you ppl would make fun of you for having text on your banner! :lol:  :oops:  :lol:

I really like the Saracen banner. Looks good and realistic.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 04, 2012, 09:46:24 pm
Then you hate me as well Berenger, because fuck me if I see another pink banner with hearts on it or fucking Game of Thrones t-shirt banners.

Seriously.

The ONLY (keyword: ONLY) restrictions that SHOULD be put in is that in the banners there should be no racism, hate crimes or any sexual content.

Otherwise everything else should be allowed in banner pack imo. Personally dicks and that stuff is something i couldn't care less about but besides that ,Ponies, bright colored banners, text, etc etc.. should be allowed.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: B3RS3RK on June 04, 2012, 09:59:59 pm
The ONLY (keyword: ONLY) restrictions that SHOULD be put in is that in the banners there should be no racism, hate crimes or any sexual content.

Otherwise everything else should be allowed in banner pack imo. Personally dicks and that stuff is something i couldn't care less about but besides that ,Ponies, bright colored banners, text, etc etc.. should be allowed.

I agree with you there.If people buy a banner slot, they can put everything they want inside those rules.I personally would prefer it without these weird colors, texts and unicorns and stuff, but it would only be fair to allow them.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Loar Avel on June 04, 2012, 10:04:54 pm
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For Khaine and the witch king!



Now, I wan't to know witch clan copy the pecores banner? =)

And how can I join the little poney clan?
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Dezilagel on June 04, 2012, 10:29:22 pm
Oh god, the Bear Grylls banner is amazing!  :lol:


*Cheap advertisement*

Pecores took their banner from here (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,21928.0.html), feel free to take and use any yourself.

*Cheap advertisement*


As I said before - I fully support very loose restrictions on banners. If someone uses a banner which is 'stupid' then he's the one making a fool out of himself.

I mean some people seem to make it out like they suffer because other people wear banners not in their taste. I man WTF, seriously?
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 04, 2012, 10:31:38 pm
I bet you this idiot hangs out on 4chan hentai forums.

Lol 4chan.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Loar Avel on June 04, 2012, 11:47:56 pm
*Cheap advertisement*

Pecores took their banner from here (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,21928.0.html), feel free to take and use any yourself.

*Cheap advertisement*

The first one I've put for Pecores... But they didn't like it  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Havoco on June 05, 2012, 12:01:41 am
Now I wanna make a neon green and orange banner and make the crossing guards faction.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Miwiw on June 05, 2012, 12:05:42 am
If its allowed to put any shit on your banner I want an option to hide the custom banners.

The difference is that you didn't have to use the banner packs .. here you dl them automatically.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Momo on June 05, 2012, 12:10:06 am
The Bear Grylls banner is epic.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Penitent on June 05, 2012, 05:11:11 pm
The joker banner is fine.  It's tasteful and well done.   We have to do something about these:


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I am all for clans wanting to express themselves, and I like the trolling atmosphere of CRPG.  I really do.  However, the trolling mixed with medieval violence only works if the mod isn't a fucking circus.  Then the whole thing becomes a joke, and its not as funny any more.  Pink knights adorned with ponies and sperms just cheapen the whole gaming experience.  I don't like it.

I really hope they put restrictions soon, or make an easier way for us to edit the banners ourselves.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Zisa on June 05, 2012, 07:46:49 pm
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haha that's got to be semen storm - awesome banner. Holy shit that is good.
If you want to restrict banners to srs bsns, you best start retricting names and clan names as well.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Penitent on June 05, 2012, 07:55:53 pm
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haha that's got to be semen storm - awesome banner. Holy shit that is good.
If you want to restrict banners to srs bsns, you best start retricting names and clan names as well.

No, I think clan names are fine, because they aren't in your face.  The cotton-candy blue and smiling sperm is hard to ignore.  It's a circus!  I smiled when I saw it...but its abhorent to have in game.  I'm on a foggy, raining battlefield, the thunder of hoofs are closing in...I turn around just in time to see a horse and rider, his shield emblazoned with the image of a smiling sperm.  It's the last thing I see before I die.  It's like I'm on fucking LCD!  What the hell man.

The banners don't have to be serious, just appropriate and tasteful.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Dezilagel on June 05, 2012, 07:59:44 pm
appropriate and tasteful.

And who's the judge?

Personally I'm totally fine with gore and porn, while most American campaign ads almost make me puke.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 05, 2012, 08:08:25 pm
No, I think clan names are fine, because they aren't in your face.  The cotton-candy blue and smiling sperm is hard to ignore.  It's a circus!  I smiled when I saw it...but its abhorent to have in game.  I'm on a foggy, raining battlefield, the thunder of hoofs are closing in...I turn around just in time to see a horse and rider, his shield emblazoned with the image of a smiling sperm.  It's the last thing I see before I die.  It's like I'm on fucking LCD!  What the hell man.

The banners don't have to be serious, just appropriate and tasteful.

Epic and sig'd.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Penitent on June 05, 2012, 08:14:42 pm
Epic and sig'd.

LOL

Dude you sig'ing that almost made my crack up on a phone call at work.
You're slowly converting me, but I still think its ridiculous. :)
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 05, 2012, 10:25:49 pm
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Best banner ever!
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Gomer on June 06, 2012, 08:21:23 am
Seriously guys... immature as fuck with these banners. Some of us put a lot of time and effort to make them historically accurate and good looking. I am super offended.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Fartface on June 07, 2012, 06:06:12 pm
Buthurt Gomer the cunt.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 07, 2012, 06:08:28 pm
I really enjoy seeing people with matching, well-done banners and period-authentic armor to the empire/city-state/whatever they are drawing inspiration from.

But I also get amused by the really dumb banners.

 :)
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Fartface on June 07, 2012, 06:20:34 pm
Who has the Bear Grylls banner , I want it.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Patoson on June 07, 2012, 07:33:02 pm
For God's sake, remove those out of place banners!!!
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Spanish on June 07, 2012, 08:00:26 pm
I love the super bright banners! I need get that boxxey banner up and the USA Flag as banner too for that EU Tournement, so those Eu can feel America's patriots destroy them on the battlefield.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 07, 2012, 08:18:12 pm
I love the super bright banners! I need get that boxxey banner up and the USA Flag as banner too for that EU Tournement, so those Eu can feel America's patriots destroy them on the battlefield.

So many butthurts here going anti cool banners.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 07, 2012, 10:43:10 pm
I love the super bright banners! I need get that boxxey banner up and the USA Flag as banner too for that EU Tournement, so those Eu can feel America's patriots destroy them on the battlefield.

Well I think the guys recording that event are using a special banner pack with all country's flags so... IN YOUR FACE :D
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on June 08, 2012, 02:12:39 am
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Buthurt Gomer the cunt.

Also, i liek pretty banners. Freedom of speech > butthurt cunts.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Gomer on June 08, 2012, 02:22:50 am
Buthurt Gomer the cunt.
LOL have you seen my banner?
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: BaleOhay on June 08, 2012, 05:07:30 am
best banner ever. Fear the TerrorTops when you see him coming at you on my shield.

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Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Herr_Thomas on June 08, 2012, 05:41:29 am
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Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Slamz on June 08, 2012, 06:56:25 am
I assume that within 3 months, every banner with be:

Boxxy
a penis
Boxxy with a penis
Other "hilarious" internet memes
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Gomer on June 08, 2012, 07:11:58 am
I assume that within 3 months, every banner with be:

Boxxy
a penis
Boxxy with a penis
Other "hilarious" internet memes
Penis banner was my idea. I had it first. Its Trade Marked. MINE
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: authur4 on June 08, 2012, 07:17:44 am
Who has the Bear Grylls banner , I want it.

i won't tell you it's KH...........
just have fun :D
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Gomer on June 08, 2012, 07:22:39 am
i won't tell you it's KH...........
just have fun :D
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Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Eugen on June 08, 2012, 07:59:22 am
Delete KKK Banner!

Admins please delete this stupid ugly thing right now! Its pure racist and no fun at all. Maybe it already happened. Then thank you for saving me from seeing this shit ingame.

Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Slamz on June 08, 2012, 08:16:06 am
Delete KKK Banner!

Admins please delete this stupid ugly thing right now! Its pure racist and no fun at all. Maybe it already happened. Then thank you for saving me from seeing this shit ingame.

You have to understand that the idea for custom banners was implemented by someone who just came in from the wilderness and had never seen the internet before.  They had no idea that people would use the internet to display bad pictures.  There are some things you just don't learn when being raised by wolves in the deep forests of Siberia, as this person clearly was.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 08, 2012, 08:25:35 am
You have to understand that the idea for custom banners was implemented by someone who just came in from the wilderness and had never seen the internet before.  They had no idea that people would use the internet to display bad pictures.  There are some things you just don't learn when being raised by wolves in the deep forests of Siberia, as this person clearly was.
Retard, fascist, my old friend.

The KKK banner is not a particular nice thing but, really, you go off believing that just because one guy makes a painting you dislike all paintings in the world should be destroyed...
...so yeah, go fuck yourself... NH bundle of sticks shitface.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Gomer on June 08, 2012, 09:13:37 am
WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST BE FRIENDS PLEASE
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Christo on June 08, 2012, 09:19:35 am
KKK banner has to go.

End of story.

If it's allowed, someone should draw a cute puppy as his banner then.
And then the madness begins.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Gomer on June 08, 2012, 09:25:49 am
KKK banner has to go.

End of story.

If it's allowed, someone should draw a cute puppy as his banner then.
And then the madness begins.
I'll make a cute puppy banner gime a few min
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Gomer on June 08, 2012, 10:18:59 am
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I can remake it. It's currently setup for heraldic mail. I can make it set for shields/head circle. I can also make a mean einstein Banner! All that needs to be done s change it to PNG
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Slamz on June 08, 2012, 10:22:09 am
KKK banner has to go.

End of story.

If it's allowed, someone should draw a cute puppy as his banner then.
And then the madness begins.

Just a matter of time.

I'm surprised they didn't set standards to begin with.  Kinda like Pirates of the Burning Sea, you could submit custom banners but they had to pass through an approval process, which was basically the devs.  Their rules were "must be authentic to the period".

Even if we don't make it that strict, there really has to be some sort of approval process.  I give it 3 more days before someone make a banner consisting of child pornography.  2 days for gore.  I think we've already passed ponies and boxxy, so we're headed in the expected direction.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Gomer on June 08, 2012, 10:24:44 am
Just a matter of time.

I'm surprised they didn't set standards to begin with.  Kinda like Pirates of the Burning Sea, you could submit custom banners but they had to pass through an approval process, which was basically the devs.  Their rules were "must be authentic to the period".

Even if we don't make it that strict, there really has to be some sort of approval process.  I give it 3 more days before someone make a banner consisting of child pornography.  2 days for gore.  I think we've already passed ponies and boxxy, so we're headed in the expected direction.

AND GOMERS AWESOME KINDER GARDEN NEON PINK PENIS!

Child Porn... Challenge accepted. 4CHAN TIME!

Ive seen MANY Penis banners in Pirates. There kinda hidden in the picture kinda like ATS but they are there. Pirates was such a good game before everything required membership...
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Owl_Baron on June 08, 2012, 07:37:27 pm
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Hey! That raindbowdash banner was a placeholder, i just finished the real one today!

To be honest, there are even quite ridiculous banners ir like
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Yaroslavl Oblast, Crazy Russians :mrgreen:

hahaha or this ones of Hungarian Istvan Varallyay
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and painted
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or japanese heraldics please
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Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 08, 2012, 09:49:37 pm
I find it amusing how hard the Devs have worked to keep the armor and weapons somewhat believable, and then they enable a system that not only allows all these shit, childish, 'look at me and my pedantic trolling' banners that pretty much throw the whole medieval ambiance in the toilet,  but they actually force it on you, unless you want to reload custom banner packs everytime a new pack loads every 3 hours.

Great Idea, bad implementation.

Sorry, but this is lame.  This is alot worse than having done nothing at all, and let people choose their level of 'realism' with banner packs reloaded only when a content patch comes along.  It WAS so easy, to just load this stupid crap yourself if thats what you wanted on your OWN copy, now, youve implimented a system that is basically forcing the  most immature/inappropriate to the game garbage, created by trolls that want nothing more than someone to look at them, onto the entire community.

Might as well add storm trooper armor and five foot long cod pieces.  This is just stupid.

Why dont we just add 2-handed pink dildo maces Devs?  Free speech right?  lol, yeah right.

Up until now, this game improved on M&B's medieval theme, now it looks like a bunch of ten year olds with crayons drawing poop, sex organ, and 'let me be offensive like an unruly 3rd grader' graffiti, on an otherwise well done medieval fighting game. (no offense to the really cool 'serious banners that people have created and loaded - good job, they are friggin sweet!)

Rant all you want, This communities little troll games are immature and sad not to mention REAAAAALLLLY old, and not so funny.  We got the joke - 2 YEARS AGO,  the same joke everyday for 2 years aint funny.  Atleast get a better joke.

The Prates of the burning sea system wouldnt work here either, because that was community driven and policed, and THIS community is just pathetic when it comes to  maturity, and having the ability to not make poop jokes at every opportunity.

Keep this 10 year old shit on the forums Devs, these knuckleheads are  destroying your product with this garbage. 
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 08, 2012, 10:20:29 pm
Oh and also, the fact that these banners load every couple hours, thus fucking up everyones custom files like darkness, metal sounds, etc, was short sighted and and not very well thought out too.

Get rid of it, and work on a better way of implimenting it.  This isnt doing anyone any good, its a giant step backward.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Turboflex on June 08, 2012, 10:24:32 pm
Well its pretty easy to fix, it just has to be moderated and people who submit bad banners get punished for wasting admin time, that would cut down on the penis/sperm/KKK uploads real fast. Right now it seems there's basically zero moderation of banners...
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 08, 2012, 10:34:12 pm
Yeah i dont wanna be all mr. serious, but this is trolling, and not even good trolling, and not really fun.  I've seen a penis drawn with a crayon before.  Har Har.

But even more, the way it creates a patch everytime 1 or 2 new banners are added, makes everyone who uses custom stuff like Calradia in darness, metal sounds reload their stuff? 

Major lack of forsight on the devs part, unless this is the first step to getting rid of everything custom in CRPG....

so if thats the case, they should just come out and say it, and be honest, and if it isnt, they should just shelve this crap and let people do the banner packs which was way better, I dont see any balancing improvements,  just a gold sink in unison with a giant step backwards in graphics.

If the devs think this is some great improvement to banner balance, then moderate the damned poop joke monster YOUVE created, and ALSO load this stuff on a regular schedule like weekly, bi-weekly or monthly.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: cmp on June 08, 2012, 10:41:05 pm
I find it hilarious how people get super mad and write essay shit posts when we already announced they will be moderated.
Inform yourself first maybe?
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Herr_Thomas on June 08, 2012, 10:43:50 pm


herp derp durr hurr

It only updates the banner files, not the entire game. Your mods aren't touched.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 08, 2012, 10:49:07 pm
I find it hilarious how people get super mad and write essay shit posts when we already announced they will be moderated.
Inform yourself first maybe?

If you call that an essay. I'd hate see your grades from your school days.

Moderating and announcing your going too, are two completely seperate things.

maybe if this mod wasnt amaturish from every aspect, I would have known about your announcement, and maybe if you ever wanted to be picked up by anyone and paid, you would have been moderating from the moment of implimentation.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 08, 2012, 10:50:13 pm
maybe if this mod wasnt amaturish from every aspect, I would have known about your announcement, and maybe if you ever wanted to be picked up by anyone and paid, you would have been moderating from the moment of implimentation.
No offense, but if you hate the mod so much why the fuck you play it?
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: cmp on June 08, 2012, 10:51:23 pm
If you call that an essay. I'd hate see your grades from your school days.

Moderating and announcing your going too, are two completely seperate things.

maybe if this mod wasnt amaturish from every aspect, I would have known about your announcement, and maybe if you ever wanted to be picked up by anyone and paid, you would have been moderating from the moment of implimentation.

Or maybe it's just you talking shit. You kinda confirmed that with your post about the banner updater overwriting your mods, which is utter bullshit.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 08, 2012, 10:51:56 pm

It only updates the banner files, not the entire game. Your mods aren't touched.

Hmm well we had some members that seemed to think otherwise.  I dont use any mods so I dont have anything first hand on that.

My apologies on that note then.


I stiull think its amature to release this and not moderate it out of the box.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 08, 2012, 10:52:05 pm
No offense, but if you hate the mod so much why the fuck you play it?

He mad cuz his skinny ass can't roleplay viking/nord.

LARP 4 life.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Andswaru on June 08, 2012, 10:53:03 pm
DOnt upset cmp he might remove invisable horses, im enjoyin em man.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 08, 2012, 10:53:15 pm
Or maybe it's just you talking shit. You kinda confirmed that with your post about the banner updater overwriting your mods, which is utter bullshit.

I admitted my wrong,  I'll be suprised if you do, after you have time to watch this thread, but not time to run the moderation on your banners properly.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: cmp on June 08, 2012, 10:54:06 pm
I admitted my wrong,  I'll be suprised if you do, after you have time to watch this thread, but not time to run the moderation on your banners properly.

Admit what exactly?
And I'm not a website dev, so there you go again talking shit.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 08, 2012, 10:58:23 pm
Admit what exactly?
And I'm not a website dev, so there you go again talking shit.

That this shouldnt have been implemented until the moderation part was already doing its part/ in place.

thats all man,  I'm not here to get in a major fight or anything.

my point was, the stupid trolling penis/poop/whatever banners are making your and the devs hard work, look  bad.

i appreciate this mod, I dont appreciate however bieng singled out for pointing out what should be obvious, and apparently wasnt when they pushed this live.

And I'm not ranting against the devs if you took it that way  (other than they shouldve seen THIS one coming, and THIS was somewhat amaturish), i'm ranting against the 10 year-old dick joke community.   

I'd like to see this mod picked up by a Dev house if thats what the devs want, but this and a few other things are just shooting that 'projected image' in the foot.



Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: cmp on June 08, 2012, 11:00:55 pm
They don't make us look bad, they make the user look bad.
That plus knowing that they won't last long means I don't have to worry about it.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 08, 2012, 11:07:52 pm
They don't make us look bad, they make the user look bad.
CMPXCHG8B FOR PRESIDENT!
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 08, 2012, 11:15:30 pm
Well,  I kinda disagree, in that, any pro game I've ever heard of/played woulda rolled this back to save face.  and, if the Devs are trying to get picked up by a Paying institution, this doesnt help. 

But no biggie.

You are right though, about me sounding over the top, AND I was wrong (Specifically about the mods bieng overwritten, and bieng a bit off an ass - Ask the other Snowhawks, its my MO, and amazing that theyve put up w/ me for as long as theyve had, and even promoted me as well lol).  but be assured I wasnt here to talk shit, it just came out sounding that way.

I'd be happy to 'adjust' my original post, if that's better for the community.  Your right, I don't know who is who here, nor do I care to really research it.  Thats why I'm a player not a dev or such.

I find it kinda weird though, how its a free for all of dick jokes, racism and stupidity, then I say something about implimentation, andI get jumped on.

Also, notice, that I didnt get personal, until I felt you got personal, i dont usually approach things that way, until my opponent takes things there, and then it just turns on like a faucet.

But I do apologize to ya.  No need for me to be as abrasive as I was with ya.  And dont think for  aminute that I dont fricken love this mod, its the only game I've played for the last year.  your right, I probably shouldve remembered that before I got as abrasive as i did.

Shall I adjust my original post for posterity?  Or should i leave it there, as a reminder that I can play the fool as well as anyone?

your choice, i just want whats best for the mod.



Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 08, 2012, 11:19:39 pm
'look at me and my pedantic trolling'

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Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: cmp on June 08, 2012, 11:21:13 pm
Shall I adjust my original post for posterity?  Or should i leave it there, as a reminder that I can play the fool as well as anyone?

You cleared things up with this post, so I don't see the need for that.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 08, 2012, 11:24:36 pm
Cool beans, sorry for the irritation, and uneducated argument.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Penitent on June 08, 2012, 11:25:41 pm
Vingnir the Wanderer...I like this guy.
The odds of someone admitting a fault on the interwebz forums is 1:1,000,000.  You have to have a certain virtue to do that.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 08, 2012, 11:26:56 pm
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Like I said, I can play the fool as well as any.  :lol:

And from what I read here regularly in these forums, i'm far from alone. hehehe

Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 08, 2012, 11:31:05 pm
Vingnir the Wanderer...I like this guy.
The odds of someone admitting a fault on the interwebz forums is 1:1,000,000.  You have to have a certain virtue to do that.

I'm just an older guy than probably most here (which probably makes my rants sound even MORE immature, when you know that lol)

So i've had a few years to figure out, that admitting when your out-there-bad, is better than stubbornly rolling with it.

Thanks though.  I bet you though, i'm far from alone,  just most people dont bother saying it when theyre mad on the interwebz.

for all the dumb/over the top/ insensative jokes, this is actually a pretty cool game community, when you can see past the  silly BS.

Please excuse my silly-ass for the prima-donna thread derail.   Me talking has gone on too long.

Oh, but one more thing:

He mad cuz his skinny ass can't roleplay viking/nord.

LARP 4 life.

You havent seen the pictures of my mighty long haired viking ass in full chain and Gjermnbu Helmet from our Snowhawk  Camp-out at a viking village three weeks ago obviously.  :wink:  I'll replace my avatar with a pic,  you wish you were as Northman as me!!! RAAAAAAAR! (I even look like i'm taking an axe to the head just like i do regularly in CRPG) lol

(Its loaded now) 
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Gomer on June 09, 2012, 12:40:17 am
I'm just an older guy than probably most here
Good then your old enough to understand you idiocracy for complaining about these banners. It is the internet people are my old friends. Get over it. I would think someone as "old" as you would understand that. If you don't like people being immature you might as well uninstall.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Penitent on June 09, 2012, 12:45:53 am
Good then your old enough to understand you idiocracy for complaining about these banners. It is the internet people are my old friends. Get over it. I would think someone as "old" as you would understand that. If you don't like people being immature you might as well uninstall.

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Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 09, 2012, 12:47:21 am
Good then your old enough to understand you idiocracy for complaining about these banners. It is the internet people are my old friends. Get over it. I would think someone as "old" as you would understand that. If you don't like people being immature you might as well uninstall.

Which is exactly what I just admitted.   Even old guys get butthurt sometimes too.   Trust me i'm over it. and maybe i'm immature for my age, but life wouldnt be as fun if I wasnt, sometimes its funny too.

I still dont like your pink banner and heraldic though...  Makes me wanna desaturate my monitor settings even more than they already are. lol



Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 09, 2012, 12:48:56 am
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 :P

Lol, that Deadhorse gif, i shit-you-not, was renamed 'Vingnir.gif' on the Snowhawk forums by our web editor,  we're not all so different as we might think....
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Penitent on June 09, 2012, 12:50:23 am
Lol, that Deadhorse gif, i shit-you-not, is named 'Vingnir' on the Snowhawk forums,  we're not all so different as we might think....

LOL you are kidding me.  That is quite a coincidence.

Edit: and we both changed our forum avatar at the same time.  This is getting weird.  :shock:
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Dezilagel on June 09, 2012, 12:52:49 am
Now kiss.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 09, 2012, 12:55:19 am
I have the best banner ingame.


JOIN AMERICAN SUPREME ARMY TODAY FOR BEST BANNER!
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 09, 2012, 12:56:18 am
Now kiss.

We have a place called 'The Shed' for such Man-love endeavors in Snowhawk village, its on the Stonehammer map as well, hehehe

perhaps you should come visit our sweaty little shack,  we're recruiting pitchers and catchers...   :lol:

We are actually recruiting again, In fact i've been tasked with writing that up.  (i'm just having too much fun here)  If you google snowhawk clan, you can come visit us, just make sure you watch your backside within 100 yards of the Shed, Magnus will be waiting for you...

(The site is temporarily slow/down right now though, as the webhost is changing servers right now, should be back and running super quick by the end of the weekend, if not within hours)



Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 09, 2012, 03:00:54 am
I poked fun at you but for the most part I agree. CRPG keeps an at least somewhat "authentic" aesthetic feel that is miles ahead of any other game I can think of. Banners ought to match that, although you shouldn't penalize people for HGNGNG THEY COULDNT MAKE THAT SHADE OF PURPLE IN THE YEAR 1287 BAN THIS CHUCKLE FUCK
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on June 09, 2012, 04:36:27 am
Fuck all of you. I want to see bright neon green cock-spangled-banners with male horses fucking vigorously.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 09, 2012, 05:51:35 am
I poked fun at you but for the most part I agree. CRPG keeps an at least somewhat "authentic" aesthetic feel that is miles ahead of any other game I can think of. Banners ought to match that, although you shouldn't penalize people for HGNGNG THEY COULDNT MAKE THAT SHADE OF PURPLE IN THE YEAR 1287 BAN THIS CHUCKLE FUCK

I agree  :)
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Herr_Thomas on June 09, 2012, 08:17:17 am
I have the best banner ingame.


JOIN AMERICAN SUPREME ARMY TODAY FOR BEST BANNER!

USA USA USA
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: BADPLAYERold on June 09, 2012, 08:47:39 am
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the only none shit banner that isn't america based
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Sagar on June 09, 2012, 09:57:33 am
Developers should be allowed only medieval banners featuring the rules of heraldry.

All others should be deleted.

While I fighting in Middle Ages, players running beside me with an American flag ..... totally without any sense of taste.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 09, 2012, 11:11:53 am
While I fighting in Middle Ages, players running beside me with an American flag ..... totally without any sense of taste.
Fucking racist.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Bobthehero on June 09, 2012, 11:17:18 am
Developers should be allowed only medieval banners featuring the rules of heraldry.

All others should be deleted.

While I fighting in Middle Ages, players running beside me with an American flag ..... totally without any sense of taste.

Nope, no, nein, fuck, no nah, no, non, nyet, nein and no in every other languages.

The FCC banner isn't following the heraldics rules, but fuck, its perfect for its use, representing the unit of our clan, with all 4 symbols on it, limiting ourselves to the rules would screw it up.

It would also fuck the Hyrule clan, who use their banner only to have their shield looking like the one in Legend of Zelda.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 09, 2012, 11:44:04 am
While I fighting in Middle Ages, players running beside me with an American flag ..... totally without any sense of taste.

You're just mad because you cannot stand greatness right in front of you.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Elmokki on June 09, 2012, 11:53:14 am
If you hate all these awesome banners, buy the slots next month and put your own banners instead!

On a more serious note, yeah, they're pretty terrible. Even more terrible than I was planning to use if I ever got a cheap exclusive banner. But hey, supply and demand. I mean, seriously, who didn't see this coming? If you really thought no-one would put up troll banners when there aren't any rules preventing it, you are truly delusional.

Oh yeah, anyway, if there's demand (donations plx) I can code a program that replaces the banner files with something more medieval with one click before you launch cRPG!
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: cerkosan on June 09, 2012, 12:07:04 pm
I miss c-rpg like it was before... no more history in banners...
This game looks more like CIRCUS and knights like CLOWNS with all these ugly banners...
Delete all new made banners and keep the original one (clans should pick one and reserve it) or just make selection with banners suitable for medival times.
Pirates, skulls, national banners... bljak
Everything goes downhill just like situation in real life  :cry: 
No more tradition, honour and respect!
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: BADPLAYERold on June 09, 2012, 12:16:07 pm
This game looks more like CIRCUS and knights like CLOWNS with all these ugly banners...

"Game nicks: N4B_Cerkosan"
"{N4B} Noobs 4 Boobs - The Blue Army! 'Recruiting' (Any class)"
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Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 09, 2012, 12:18:06 pm
"Game nicks: N4B_Cerkosan"
"{N4B} Noobs 4 Boobs - The Blue Army! 'Recruiting' (Any class)"
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FINISH HIM!
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: cerkosan on June 09, 2012, 12:42:52 pm
"Game nicks: N4B_Cerkosan"
"{N4B} Noobs 4 Boobs - The Blue Army! 'Recruiting' (Any class)"
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N4B is history, we have renamed to Crusaders for same reason (havent changed; thx 4 att)  :mrgreen:
P.S. no more noobs, but we still like boobs anyway
P.P.S never used that banner anyhow
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Sagar on June 09, 2012, 05:13:22 pm
I don't have anything against American flag, but in middle ages?

Some of us respect very much medieval ages (weapons, armors, flags). If your country does not have this period of history (Europe has) show some respect.

This is the best game/mod ever and should not be destroyed by such a heraldry - circus.
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: LordBerenger on June 09, 2012, 05:24:45 pm
I don't have anything against American flag, but in middle ages?

Some of us respect very much medieval ages (weapons, armors, flags). If your country does not have this period of history (Europe has) show some respect.

This is the best game/mod ever and should not be destroyed by such a heraldry - circus.

Stop being a LARP twat. Also who knows? Maybe USA since they're so awesome has invented a time machine and are able to travel back in time to medieval time period? RP u bitch!
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Christo on June 09, 2012, 05:26:47 pm
Stop being a LARP twat. Also who knows? Maybe USA since they're so awesome has invented a time machine and are able to travel back in time to medieval time period? RP u bitch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Su_D9VFBao&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Su_D9VFBao&feature=related)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl514Vk7HlA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl514Vk7HlA)

Like this?

It was awkward when people shouted USA USA USA there, but the banner looks cool.

Make one like this, Berenger.  :wink:
Title: Re: Worst exclusive banners thread
Post by: Oberyn on June 09, 2012, 06:06:37 pm
This entire process was an elaborate trap. You smoke out the retarded and/or morally bankrupt trolls early on, who, having the self-control of 5 year old spoiled brats, will have thoroughly canvased the game with dick banners and such as soon as it was possible to do so. Then, when you implement a screening process, you already know who under no circumstances should ever have access to the creation of a banner again. Or just make it x10 more expensive for those very "special" people. And every subsequent rejected banner adds another factor of 10 to the price.