Wow, I can be the first to discuss the Mercs?
Wow, I can be the first to discuss the Mercs?
You can be the first fatass to eat a burger in this thread.
I think he makes excellent posts, sometimes extra-witty.
My posts were never appreciated. I'm just a misunderstood, sad emo who nobody likes. Wish I were dead. :cry:
Nice map btw. If you squint, it kind of looks like Europe, and Mercs look like the Holy Roman Empire.It's a shame that the HRE are the Holy Roman Empire then. :lol:
Sorry, I can't keep track of all these new Factions around nowadays. You guys are the ones who tried to stand up to the Shogunate and lost right? =o
Awesome formus you got there, gratz to Noctivagant I suppose? I would be proud to have such a neat clan site!
Sorry, I can't keep track of all these new Factions around nowadays. You guys are the ones who tried to stand up to the Shogunate and lost right? =o
All we want is a nice big hug.
Can I join your TS and troll you all?
Can I join your TS and troll you all?
It is very important to know and understand the RULES and the INSTRUCTIONS, if you have any questions ask them here, these things won't be said again in-game.
shouldn't this thread be in spam/offtopic section instead?
trolol
@Olwen - I'm trying! I managed to beat Siiem a few times yesterday night (more like morning today), although I admit he was probably drooling on his keyboard from sleep deprivation.
/me hugs the Mercs.
Don't let those big, nasty, bully clans get you down!
Too late, in april I'll sit down in the shower with chlorine and ammonium chloride in a bucket sniffing it while I cut my wrists... All the cruel mean people in this community drove me to this. I hope you're happy people, you people just killed a person with your relentless trolling.
Could we get a live-feed? :)
Also thats a very unmanly way to kill yourself..here is a guide on how to do it like a man (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide) 8-)
that is not good enough!
Here is a guide on how to commit the perfect suicide:
First, find a piano string, thin steel wire or another wire/string that can withstand the weight of a falling human being and is somewhat sharp.
Then tie it around your neck, as if you want to hang yourself.
When this is done, go to the top of a tall building, bridge or wherever you can make a free fall. Tie the other end of the wire to something on top of the structure you are standing on.
Then grab some glue and put it on both your hands. Glue you hands to the side of your head, so you cant take them away.
After that, you just have to jump from the structure you are standing on. When you have fallen far enough, the wire around your neck will tighten, and if you've chosen a good enough wire/string, it will cut your head of.
When you land on the ground, your hed will be seperated from your body, but your hands will still be glued to your head.
Outcome:
It will look like you have literally ripped your own head off your shoulders!
You do realize, the autopsy report will reveal the true cause of death and void any previous suspicions as to how you died.
You do realize, the autopsy report will reveal the true cause of death and void any previous suspicions as to how you died.
You've thought about this too much Torp. It's creepy.
Hanging yourself from the top of a tall building makes no sense, you will be squished when you make contact with the earth so the cause of death would be obvious. Better chose a low height, 10 meters should be more than enough as the gravitational force is the same at 10m above the soil as at 1000m and unless you use a very long wire you won't reach maximum velocity so height won't really make a difference.
Noc is the unappreciated hard-working faculty of all that is creative. He's done everything, basically.
I'm one of the few to acknowledge it, the others neglect him and because of that he is less keen on doing stuff for us(LIKE A BANNER, OR AT LEAST A RE-MAKE).
that is not good enough!
Here is a guide on how to commit the perfect suicide:
First, find a piano string, thin steel wire or another wire/string that can withstand the weight of a falling human being and is somewhat sharp.
Then tie it around your neck, as if you want to hang yourself.
When this is done, go to the top of a tall building, bridge or wherever you can make a free fall. Tie the other end of the wire to something on top of the structure you are standing on.
Then grab some glue and put it on both your hands. Glue you hands to the side of your head, so you cant take them away.
After that, you just have to jump from the structure you are standing on. When you have fallen far enough, the wire around your neck will tighten, and if you've chosen a good enough wire/string, it will cut your head of.
When you land on the ground, your hed will be seperated from your body, but your hands will still be glued to your head.
Outcome:
It will look like you have literally ripped your own head off your shoulders!
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(http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,3577.0.html)
Xant can come too, I have no problem with him.
Forum is not quite the same without the real merc thread :(
This thread does not provide the same enjoyment,
I need my regular merc fix, so pretty please unlock your original thread and delete your private forum.
It is for the greater good!
Just post in here im sure it will have the same effect :P
Any pics or vid from that event? ^^
Some of me... in the shower ;)
Well I'm waiting!
Pffft, havent seen Xant in a while. I guess I'll never see those pics...visitors can't see pics , please register or login
you do realize that you are kinda in forced retirement right now right? :mrgreen:
ehr i'm not playing with you, you're just a retard looking for friendship and annoying others, i don't like you and i don't want to talk to you, so just stop seeking me, i'm not your friend, neither is anyone here, to sum up you don't have anything to do here, so why still staying ? you're pathetic ... it's all i have to say
on the contrary
i am meow's friend
and meow is my friend