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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: owens on May 02, 2012, 01:44:50 pm

Title: PK U.S Tour
Post by: owens on May 02, 2012, 01:44:50 pm
PK is looking for a wealthy cRPG player to sponsor our U.S tour. We will advertise and promote your business/product relentlessly if need be.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Vkvkvk on May 02, 2012, 01:49:36 pm
I fail to understand why anyone wealthy would invest as a sponsor for a pile of shit that would give them nothing back.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 02, 2012, 02:45:13 pm
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Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Kafein on May 02, 2012, 05:29:20 pm
who?
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: POOPHAMMER on May 02, 2012, 05:30:35 pm
I'll pay you all to stop coming on NA and teamkilling

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Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Spanish on May 02, 2012, 06:40:32 pm
Quote from: POOPHAMMER on May 02, 2012, 05:30:35 pm
I'll pay you all to stop coming on NA and teamkilling

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or i could just ban them all of course
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Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: ManOfWar on May 02, 2012, 06:46:26 pm
Is this a joke?
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 02, 2012, 06:50:27 pm
who's pk

the guacamole chicken club from wendy's is pretty bomb
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: SeQuel on May 02, 2012, 07:01:42 pm
Was your other thread not a big enough pile of shit so you had to create one equal to it?
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: EyeBeat on May 02, 2012, 07:43:43 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on May 02, 2012, 06:50:27 pm
who's pk

the guacamole chicken club from wendy's is pretty bomb

Asiago Chicken Club 4 lyfe.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 03, 2012, 12:22:03 am
What is that freaking giff Eyebeat! :}p

If I win a large sum of money I'll take all the worst Australian players to NA and attempt as best I can to completely destroy our repu... wait a minute, too late.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: BlackWhite on May 03, 2012, 12:31:02 am
Already enough tking trolls in NA. Go try EU maybe?
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Eugene on May 03, 2012, 02:48:11 am
team killing is not in PK résumé (unless it is totally deserved by the ass holes that play on the servers and hate PK for the shear skill we display 100% of the time) and as the elite players of the whole cRPG community we need to show to these american infants how much better we are this is to assert our dominance over the cRPG community through the shear skill we posses.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Cyclopsided on May 03, 2012, 02:59:48 am
Quote from: Eugene on May 03, 2012, 02:48:11 am
team killing is not in PK résumé (unless it is totally deserved by the ass holes that play on the servers and hate PK for the shear skill we display 100% of the time) and as the elite players of the whole cRPG community we need to show to these american infants how much better we are this is to assert our dominance over the cRPG community through the shear skill we posses.
I always forget that the AUS players are so much better than all of the NA and EU players.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Eugene on May 03, 2012, 03:03:57 am
well you shouldn't as it is almost impossible to forget such a momentous group of legends. oh and we all put horses to shame with our penis sizes
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 03, 2012, 10:20:49 am
Why post with an alt?

I'm this (-) close to putting up a mute thread on all your accounts, this is just fucking bizarre behavior.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Ganner on May 03, 2012, 12:12:30 pm
Quote from: Spanish on May 02, 2012, 06:40:32 pm
or i could just ban them all of course
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Or I could just ban them because they are racist pricks every time they join the server.

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Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Black Wind on May 03, 2012, 01:34:02 pm
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 03, 2012, 10:20:49 am
Why post with an alt?

I'm this (-) close to putting up a mute thread on all your accounts, this is just fucking bizarre behavior.

An alt?

owens = owens
Eugene = Eugene the Engorged A.K.A Red_Corsair
Black Wind = Redemption/Sudo

three different minds.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 03, 2012, 03:04:00 pm
Quote from: Black Wind on May 03, 2012, 01:34:02 pm
three different minds...
...of the same one person...

I think Leshmas nametag of skidz peasant should be given to these guys.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Black Wind on May 03, 2012, 03:23:13 pm
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 03, 2012, 03:04:00 pm
...of the same one person...

I think Leshmas nametag of skidz peasant should be given to these guys.

Just because you can't compete with us. Learn to play, rookie.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: zagibu on May 03, 2012, 09:46:49 pm
PK is plain indeed.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Bjord on May 03, 2012, 10:05:59 pm
:lol:

What a fucking joke.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: POOPHAMMER on May 03, 2012, 10:14:10 pm
Pathetic Kunts
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 04, 2012, 12:01:36 am
Quote from: Black Wind on May 03, 2012, 03:23:13 pm
Just because you can't compete with us. Learn to play, rookie.
I could beat you in HT'ing everyday, learn to play, Aussie bitch.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Black Wind on May 04, 2012, 05:53:29 am
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 04, 2012, 12:01:36 am
I could beat you in HT'ing everyday, learn to play, Aussie bitch.

Look. I think everyone here knows that any non-PK's are sub-par, at best. This being said, I'd have no trouble stomping you in a duel. I doubt you can even block.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Logen on May 04, 2012, 06:40:04 am
Quote from: Black Wind on May 04, 2012, 05:53:29 am
I doubt you can even block.
Thats true.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: [ptx] on May 04, 2012, 06:50:05 am
Holy fuck, you mean, all you guys can block and shit? :shock:
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 04, 2012, 09:02:30 am
Quote from: Black Wind on May 04, 2012, 05:53:29 am
Look. I think everyone here knows that any non-PK's are sub-par, at best. This being said, I'd have no trouble stomping you in a duel. I doubt you can even block.
Well maybe that's because he doesn't need to block in HT duel :mrgreen:
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Vibe on May 04, 2012, 09:06:05 am
This aussie troll was fun for a while, now it's getting extremely dull. Crawl back to your shrimp caves so we can again forget that Australia even exists.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 04, 2012, 09:19:47 am
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Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Bjord on May 04, 2012, 09:55:58 am
Good one, Odin.  :D

Vibe, what is this Australia you speak of?
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Vibe on May 04, 2012, 10:01:33 am
Quote from: Bjord on May 04, 2012, 09:55:58 am
Vibe, what is this Australia you speak of?

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Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 04, 2012, 02:00:35 pm
Quote from: Black Wind on May 04, 2012, 05:53:29 am
Look. I think everyone here knows that any non-PK's are sub-par, at best. This being said, I'd have no trouble stomping you in a duel. I doubt you can even block.
Dear Aussie bitch, I could beat you in a HT duel any fucking day, and even if I couldn't block then I could still beat you in a HT duel, this game isn't 100% melee you Aussie fuckface arrogant piece of shit, so how about you fuckers arrange a trip to Europe (which your ancestors where kicked out of for raping sheep or some shit) and try and see if you can actually fight worth a fuck in the class/build I'm best at.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Bjord on May 04, 2012, 02:23:40 pm
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 04, 2012, 02:00:35 pm
so how about you fuckers arrange a trip to Europe (which your ancestors where kicked out of for raping sheep or some shit)

It's funny because it's true.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 04, 2012, 03:29:20 pm
Quote from: Vibe on May 04, 2012, 10:01:33 am
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Vibe, that picture needs blackwind somewhere saying "I iz pro!!!" while being anally raped by sheep.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Black Wind on May 05, 2012, 10:03:57 am
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 04, 2012, 03:29:20 pm
Vibe, that picture needs blackwind somewhere saying "I iz pro!!!" while being anally raped by sheep.

Hey, calm down. Just because ANY PK could easily demolish an EU player in anything we choose, it doesn't mean you have to be over-sensitive about it. You see, many American's have recognised the superiority we reign, even WITH 220+ ping. I even top the score-board there from time to time... How embarassing for them.

The only barrier I have from topping the European boards, is that the ping is 370+, thus, blocking is impossible. I have been in EU servers before, and if Khorin is the best you have, little hope do you have against any PK's, even an initiate.

tl;dr - EU is the worst community in the c-RPG sector of warband. Please uninstall.


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If a wealthy c-RPG player wants to sponsor us for an EU tour, instead of NA, be more than welcome. Just means we'll win by more, as NA beat EU in many activities, or so they claim.

The US PRO clan is like PK from what I can see, but seems to have the skill of PK, divided by 50.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: B3RS3RK on May 05, 2012, 03:59:21 pm
Man, just leave it be.It was funny for a while, but now it´s just pathetic.Nobody takes you serious anymore, and the only reputation you have is that of stupid fucks.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Black Wind on May 05, 2012, 04:48:26 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on May 05, 2012, 03:59:21 pm
Man, just leave it be.It was funny for a while, but now it´s just pathetic.Nobody takes you serious anymore, and the only reputation you have is that of stupid fucks.

So who are you again, what rep do you have?
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: B3RS3RK on May 05, 2012, 05:04:39 pm
Quote from: Black Wind on May 05, 2012, 04:48:26 pm
So who are you again, what rep do you have?

Probably better than yours, even though Iam a stupid bundle of sticks.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Black Wind on May 05, 2012, 05:45:58 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on May 05, 2012, 05:04:39 pm
even though Iam a stupid bundle of sticks.

I wholeheartedly agree!
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: B3RS3RK on May 05, 2012, 06:43:49 pm
Well, on the ladder of bundle of sticksry I still stand far below you.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Black Wind on May 05, 2012, 07:00:57 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on May 05, 2012, 05:04:39 pm
Iam a stupid

If you admit to stupidity, your credibility drops tenfold. (not that we couldn't tell, as there should be a space betwen the words: "I" and "am"

Due to this self-described "stupidity" of yours, how could you know how amazingly skilled PK really is? You simply couldn't. (this is also partially due to a rookies inability to recognise far superior players)

But then again, asking that of you, is like asking a tomato a similar question. Why a tomato? Oh, I just thought I'd relate you to one of the other vegetables out there! :)
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: B3RS3RK on May 05, 2012, 07:07:22 pm
Bitch you are just like a pack of Lays: 90% air and some potato.

I won´t bother with you anymore, pathetic moron.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: zagibu on May 05, 2012, 09:24:39 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on May 05, 2012, 07:07:22 pm
Bitch you are just like a pack of Lays: 90% air and some potato.

Don't insult Lays now. They have more honor than both of you combined
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Bjord on May 06, 2012, 09:01:41 pm
Stop feeding these trolls, these inbred sons of rapists and murderers. Amusing that the poor bastards actually think they are something, such ignorance can only be found on a dry piece of shit island.

But, alas, our thoughts are with you, dear Aussies. When we place cheeks upon toilet to shit.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: TurmoilTom on May 06, 2012, 09:09:22 pm
Quote from: Bjord on May 06, 2012, 09:01:41 pm
But, alas, our thoughts are with you, dear Aussies. When we place cheeks upon toilet to shit.

Indeed. I cannot help but think of PK when I journey to the porcelain chair.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Kadeth on May 08, 2012, 04:30:29 am
Quote from: Bjord on May 06, 2012, 09:01:41 pm
Stop feeding these trolls, these inbred sons of rapists and murderers. Amusing that the poor bastards actually think they are something, such ignorance can only be found on a dry piece of shit island.

But, alas, our thoughts are with you, dear Aussies. When we place cheeks upon toilet to shit.

Nice one!

..just wanted to make you feel like someone cares about what you think of Australia.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: owens on May 13, 2012, 06:46:12 am
Kadeth is the only non-PK to earn our respect ever.

I suggest that the pathetic American cRPG community lift their game before our wonderful tour planned for 2013 (thats right we got a sponsor). PK could defeat 200+ opposition and we number only 1 dozen see if this can be done when we are over their. It would be funny to watch my Two handed sword rapidly change colour to a rich crimson as the bodies pile at the feet of a small band of PK elites.

We make predator look like a pussy.
We are faster than a Blackbird.
We do not loose.

PK elites only know victory.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Bjord on May 13, 2012, 09:55:05 am
Not enough ego-flaunting(and you do it so poorly too).

Nice fiction, though.
Quote from: owens on May 13, 2012, 06:46:12 am
...watch my Two handed sword rapidly change colour to a rich crimson...

lol
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 13, 2012, 12:35:11 pm
Quote from: Black Wind on May 05, 2012, 10:03:57 am
and if Khorin is the best you have.
lol, if you thought Khorin was the best EU player you sure as fuck is gonna get owned by any of the good ones...
...I bet even Bjord could rape you...
BTW: INB4 you commit suicide IRL after I throw a lance at your chars face.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on May 13, 2012, 12:39:37 pm
Quote from: owens on May 13, 2012, 06:46:12 am

We do not loose.


Nice disclaimer.

Quote from: owens on May 13, 2012, 06:46:12 am

PK elites only know victory.

Oh wait it wasn't.

Not sure why, but that spelling mistake really gets me...
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Black Wind on May 13, 2012, 12:54:52 pm
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 13, 2012, 12:35:11 pm
lol, if you thought Khorin was the best EU player you sure as fuck is gonna get owned by any of the good ones...
...I bet even Bjord could rape you...

Sorry, I just assumed he was. as EU are that negligible, they lost to NA in the cav tournament. Given this information, why bother check out the lowbies of the community?

Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 13, 2012, 12:35:11 pm
BTW: INB4 you commit suicide IRL after I throw a lance at your chars face.

Now, you assume that throwing takes skill, that automatically ruins any credibility you had. Secondly, I doubt a retard on your magnitude would even know how to throw.

I also heard you're quite the rager, so... If PK rolls through, you might go through quite a few computers.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Black Wind on May 13, 2012, 12:57:02 pm
Quote from: Tomas_of_Miles on May 13, 2012, 12:39:37 pm
Not sure why, but that spelling mistake really gets me...

Owens, is a fine example of a man with correct priorities. A man, that failed English in high-school, due to his chronic warband addiction. Due to these habits, he has become one of the most formidable combatants around. So, watch who you talk to like that son, because I would bet my left nut, that this guy would show you how it's done.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: LordBerenger on May 13, 2012, 05:37:07 pm
Assuming it takes skill in this fail animation abusing mod, derp.

Equip yourself with a bow and some arrows and start pew pewing and laugh at these ridiculous LARPing ''knights''.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 13, 2012, 07:55:41 pm
Quote from: Black Wind on May 13, 2012, 12:57:02 pm
Owens, is a fine example of a man with correct priorities. A man, that failed English in high-school, due to his chronic warband addiction. Due to these habits, he has become one of the most formidable combatants around. So, watch who you talk to like that son, because I would bet my left nut, that this guy would show you how it's done.
Bitch, unless that my old friend gets his ass to EU before cRPG dies forever you owe me a your left testicle.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Leshma on May 13, 2012, 09:37:57 pm
I quit PK.

Weak clan.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Mr. Hannibal on May 13, 2012, 09:46:00 pm
Quote from: Leshma on May 13, 2012, 09:37:57 pm
I quit PK.

Weak clan.

Wow,Leshma,you finally got to your senses!

Now i don't at least hate you!
 :)


Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Christo on May 13, 2012, 10:37:06 pm
Quote from: Leshma on May 13, 2012, 09:37:57 pm
I quit PK.

Weak clan.

Why did you join at the first place?
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Bjord on May 13, 2012, 10:50:38 pm
He mistook inflated ego for skill.  :lol:
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Herkkutatti on May 13, 2012, 11:50:34 pm
Quote from: Son Of Odin on May 02, 2012, 02:45:13 pm
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Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Bobthehero on May 14, 2012, 12:04:03 am
Met a pk guy, wasn't impressed, raped him.

1/10 would not read again nor recommend.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: owens on May 14, 2012, 12:59:12 am
Leshma was expelled from PK.

I apologise for my error even a PK elite can be foiled by predictive text. Also eat shit and die PK carry shields durring scrims so you might as well shove that lance up your bottom champ.
Title: Re: PK U.S Tour
Post by: Black Wind on May 14, 2012, 01:04:51 am
Quote from: Bobthehero on May 14, 2012, 12:04:03 am
Met a pk guy, wasn't impressed, raped him.

1/10 would not read again nor recommend.

As far as I can recall, you were nothing but at ant under my foot, waiting for the appliance of pressure.

You were the bottom bitch in the duel server.