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Title: My Fridge
Post by: polkafranzi on April 04, 2012, 01:52:41 pm
It started to rain so i was bored and took pics of my fridge contents.
See poll.

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Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Herkkutatti on April 04, 2012, 02:00:55 pm
More alcohol and more meat.
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Logen on April 04, 2012, 02:06:46 pm
who keeps coffee in a fridge
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Vibe on April 04, 2012, 02:16:10 pm
+1 for the rum in your fridge, lately my favourite alcohol, I reward myself with a glass or two of rum daily
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Logen on April 04, 2012, 02:17:22 pm
thats probably the reason you look like shit
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Vibe on April 04, 2012, 02:21:41 pm
Quote from: Logen on April 04, 2012, 02:17:22 pm
thats probably the reason you look like shit

If by shit you mean handsome then yes! I'm like the George Michael of cRPG man
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Cepeshi on April 04, 2012, 02:24:09 pm
Quote from: Vibe on April 04, 2012, 02:21:41 pm
If by shit you mean handsome then yes! I'm like the George Michael of cRPG man

Best is rum with one seed of coffe and one cube of sugar, put all in one small shot, insert in your mouth, chew and then swallow, yummy. Can add milk/creme for the pussies to make it more eggnogish
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Logen on April 04, 2012, 02:26:48 pm
Quote from: Vibe on April 04, 2012, 02:21:41 pm
If by shit you mean handsome then yes! I'm like the George Michael of cRPG man
You partisan hat is handsome. Your face isnt!
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: djavo on April 04, 2012, 03:04:58 pm
Replace all Gosser with something besser.
OK?
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: polkafranzi on April 04, 2012, 03:07:14 pm
Quote from: Vibe on April 04, 2012, 02:16:10 pm
+1 for the rum in your fridge, lately my favourite alcohol, I reward myself with a glass or two of rum daily

A man with fine taste yourself kind sir.

Quote from: djavo on April 04, 2012, 03:04:58 pm
Replace all Gosser with something besser.
OK?

buy 1 kiste get a 6er träger free...

normally it would be nothing but puntigamer
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Arn_Magnusson on April 04, 2012, 03:09:09 pm
I'm jelly, and you're probably fat german kid C: Buy more alcohol, bro.
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Latvian on April 04, 2012, 03:56:35 pm
those who did not select last option in poll are telling LIES
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: polkafranzi on April 04, 2012, 04:10:14 pm
Quote from: Arn_Magnusson on April 04, 2012, 03:09:09 pm
I'm jelly, and you're probably fat german kid C: Buy more alcohol, bro.

Fat no, Austrian yes, also have a spirit cabinet derp.

Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: B3RS3RK on April 04, 2012, 04:24:01 pm
Oh, attention whore showing off his alcohol!

Cool :D
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on April 04, 2012, 05:22:27 pm
no almdudler?
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: polkafranzi on April 04, 2012, 05:32:15 pm
Quote from: Tavuk_Bey on April 04, 2012, 05:22:27 pm
no almdudler?

 :lol:

i'm impressed man, you know this great drink.
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: B3RS3RK on April 04, 2012, 05:43:45 pm
Why the fuck do you have sekt in your fridge btw?

Are you gay?

or do you leave it there for the ladies?:D
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: polkafranzi on April 04, 2012, 05:47:44 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on April 04, 2012, 05:43:45 pm
Why the fuck do you have sekt in your fridge btw?

Are you gay?

or do you leave it there for the ladies?:D

 :wink:
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Niemand on April 04, 2012, 06:35:59 pm
Clean it out completely. It kinda looks disgusting. then buy:

- Zwiebeln (onions)
- Voll-/Mehrkorn Sandwich-Toast
- Hinterkoch-schinken (boiled Ham)
- Salami/Paprika-Salami
- Cornichons (mini-gürkchen im Glas)
- Schaschlik-Gewürzketchup
- Käsescheiben deiner Wahl (Cheese Slices)
- Dänische Röstzwiebeln (Cronions: http://www.edeka-direkt.de/images/articles/29cd73ca47075713b27c7fd7ccfabc3f_5.jpg )
- Remoulade/Sandwich-Sauce
- Fleischküchle/Frikadellen (Faschierte Leibchen - rissoles)
- Paprika
- Peperoni (falls gewünscht)

- Milk
- Juice

You will usually not need more than that. You can choose what to put on the sandwich (i wouldnt put all the meat on it together, that would be too much) and you can decide if you want to fry it in the pan before (Like the Frikadellen) or the Kochschinken.

Maybe buy some Tagliatelle/Bandnudeln, Hinterkochschinken, Salami, Eggs, Cheese to make some Schinkennudeln

The Beer sucks. Go and get some frankonian Beer. Veldensteiner, Wolfshöher, ...
Do not put that coffee in the fridge. Better stop drinking it completely.


B3RS3RK: Hes gay. There are no womenz on teh interwebz! <= remember that.
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: larlek on April 04, 2012, 08:07:30 pm
Condoms. Yeah, really. Slap that shit on and then stick it in your women and watch her reaction. Priceless.
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Fartface on April 04, 2012, 08:16:06 pm
JELLY
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: zagibu on April 04, 2012, 11:32:00 pm
Quote from: larlek on April 04, 2012, 08:07:30 pm
Condoms. Yeah, really. Slap that shit on and then stick it in your women and watch her reaction. Priceless.

The freezer works better for that.
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: wayyyyyne on April 05, 2012, 12:30:29 am
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Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Franke on April 05, 2012, 12:55:01 am
Phil, are you sure those non-Germans know what Kren is?

Niemand, I'm rather sure those Austrians have their own word for Fleischküchle...

EDIT: Aperol, WTF???
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Niemand on April 05, 2012, 12:59:58 am
Quote from: ReBa1918 on April 05, 2012, 12:55:01 am
Niemand, I'm rather sure those Austrians have their own word for Fleischküchle...
Quote from: Niemand on April 04, 2012, 06:35:59 pm
- Fleischküchle/Frikadellen (Faschierte Leibchen - rissoles)
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Franke on April 05, 2012, 01:01:41 am
Well, I expected something like Fleischpflanzerl
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Herkkutatti on April 05, 2012, 01:02:55 am
Do you /eat/ alcohol for lunch  :mrgreen:? or are you poor? :mrgreen: , because it seems that there is only 3 "cocks" to eat. my fridge is always full of food.
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Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Niemand on April 05, 2012, 01:09:02 am
There should be an anime cooking-show. :D
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: polkafranzi on April 05, 2012, 09:48:45 am
Quote from: joosto on April 05, 2012, 01:02:55 am
Do you /eat/ alcohol for lunch  :mrgreen:? or are you poor? :mrgreen: , because it seems that there is only 3 "cocks" to eat. my fridge is always full of food.
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She lives 1400km away in england, so no, u.

Quote from: ReBa1918 on April 05, 2012, 12:55:01 am
Phil, are you sure those non-Germans know what Kren is?

EDIT: Aperol, WTF???

Horseradish  :lol:

Again, for zeh ladies who like to drink Aperol Spritzer in my abode.

Quote from: wayyyyyne on April 05, 2012, 12:30:29 am
Ze fridge lacks Ruckwurst (which is a total disgrace for you being Styrian)

Thanks for reminding me! Added to shopping list.
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on April 05, 2012, 10:32:30 am
Quote from: Arn_Magnusson on April 04, 2012, 03:09:09 pm
I'm jelly, and you're probably fat german kid
Fail!

*edit* Needs more Doom Bar! Get Dan to export some over for you
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: polkafranzi on April 05, 2012, 11:14:18 am
Quote from: Tomas_of_Miles on April 05, 2012, 10:32:30 am
*edit* Needs more Doom Bar! Get Dan to export some over for you

For those that don't know...

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Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: zagibu on April 05, 2012, 07:55:32 pm
Where is the Sauerkraut? And Haxen?
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Niemand on April 05, 2012, 10:05:34 pm
Quote from: zagibu on April 05, 2012, 07:55:32 pm
Where is the Sauerkraut? And Haxen?
Not austrian. He needs Wiener Schnitzel and Wiener Sausages and... an AUG.

Edit: And Croissants.
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: polkafranzi on April 06, 2012, 12:32:40 am
Quote from: Niemand on April 05, 2012, 10:05:34 pm
Not austrian. He needs Wiener Schnitzel and Wiener Sausages and... an AUG.

Edit: And Croissants.

Well done, you got the bonus prize (just credibility) and guessed what's in the foil! Wiener schnitzel from my gasthaus.

and croissants? wtf is that?
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Niemand on April 06, 2012, 04:51:06 am
So ne komische Art von Butterhörnchen (bei uns hassn die Bambercher), die von den Schluchtis erfunden wurde, als die Türken vor den Toren standen, inspiriert von dem Sichelmond. = "Croissant" => http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croissant

And for our english-speaking guests: learn german! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croissant
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Stabby_Dave on April 08, 2012, 07:35:19 pm
You guys and your weird sounding foods.
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Miwiw on April 08, 2012, 09:49:46 pm
Dont forget to keep your pee in the fridge if you're doing a pregnant test.
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: polkafranzi on April 08, 2012, 09:58:11 pm
Quote from: Miwiw99 on April 08, 2012, 09:49:46 pm
Dont forget to keep your pee in the fridge if you're doing a pregnant test.

  :idea:
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Laufknoten on April 08, 2012, 10:07:38 pm
Typischer Single-Haushalt Kühlschrank.  :P
I voted for more meat btw. Also buy some Heinz Ketchup derp. 
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: Niemand on April 09, 2012, 05:26:46 am
Edited: sry. was trolling again.

Bad Habits... Bad Habits... :?
Title: Re: My Fridge
Post by: zagibu on April 09, 2012, 11:21:47 am
You can make Heinz Ketchup yourself:

- 1 can of tomato juice (3 dl)
- 1 kg of sugar
- 1/2 kg of salt

Put in pot and cook until sugar and salt is dissolved.