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cRPG => Suggestions Corner => Topic started by: Latvian on March 25, 2012, 08:19:03 pm

Title: health restoration option
Post by: Latvian on March 25, 2012, 08:19:03 pm
as today we were trolling on eu 1 with lovely community an idea came up.New weapon-black dildo  it's main mode is 2h and secondary is throwable. It is not too OP but still powerfull and you can regain health by licking or sucking it. Well? What do you say?
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Vexus on March 25, 2012, 08:21:43 pm
Only if it's black.
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Mr. Hannibal on March 25, 2012, 08:22:43 pm
No,this is a shitty idea!
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Guzzy on March 25, 2012, 08:26:52 pm
Go for it. Can't wait the +3 Mighty Black dildo in strategus !
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Latvian on March 25, 2012, 08:27:21 pm
Go for it. Can't wait the +3 Mighty Black dildo in strategus !
thats the spirit
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Vexus on March 25, 2012, 08:31:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CQPZ9S3760

A gameplay video with the weapon.
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Rage_Guy on March 25, 2012, 08:40:57 pm
Hi,
its signed,
I can only approved
Rage Guy


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Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Muunilinst on March 25, 2012, 08:56:13 pm
we need this really i mean how would a game look like without suckable and throwable dildos ?!
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Tibe on March 25, 2012, 09:16:02 pm
LOL im already imagining my old friendchers sucking dildos in barns and clanmates sharing it.
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Latvian on March 25, 2012, 09:19:11 pm
LOL im already imagining friendly archers sucking dildos in barns and clanmates sharing it.
see? my idea has point
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Logen on March 25, 2012, 09:28:07 pm
LOL im already imagining friendly archers sucking dildos in barns and clanmates sharing it.
and then you storm the barn and assault the whole perverted lot of em, killing them left and right with mighty twohanded swings
we need this NOW
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Jarlek on March 26, 2012, 12:14:13 am
and then you storm the barn and assault the whole perverted lot of em, killing them left and right with mighty twohanded swings
we need this NOW
INDEED!
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Logen on March 26, 2012, 02:09:39 am
Imagine the sweet sight of archers, running away in panic with dildos in their mouths  :lol:
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Latvian on March 26, 2012, 03:25:05 pm
as i see dildos not included in any updates or something it means we need to get more supporters to this..... go on... spread the word of black dildo!!!!
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: dodnet on March 26, 2012, 03:38:51 pm
Why not pink?  :(
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Wookimonsta on March 26, 2012, 04:00:14 pm
i wish to regain health by copulating with horses, is this acceptable?
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Leshma on March 26, 2012, 04:07:48 pm
Actually, it is. Yesterday, while I was dueling Logen and left with 15% HP I've stabbed some stray horse and regained all my HP which led to me winning that duel.
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Logen on March 26, 2012, 04:27:39 pm
cheater  :(
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Latvian on March 26, 2012, 05:22:19 pm
Why not pink?  :(
you racist
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Lannistark on March 26, 2012, 06:10:38 pm
I just want some uber power, and the black dildo seems just like the perfect hit.
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Rage_Guy on April 05, 2012, 08:27:12 pm
bump
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on April 06, 2012, 08:30:55 am
Just turn the healing tent into a giant japanese penis statue.
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Latvian on April 07, 2012, 11:27:36 am
Just turn the healing tent into a giant japanese penis statue.
not as fun as giant dildo
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Lannistark on April 09, 2012, 06:43:47 pm
Seriously who has balls to propose this to admins? Someone go ask chadz   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Latvian on April 26, 2012, 07:25:11 pm
Seriously who has balls to propose this to admins? Someone go ask chadz   :mrgreen:
this thread is official request to chadz or any other person responsible for this!
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on April 27, 2012, 08:51:09 am
Push this turd into the spam hole!
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Latvian on April 28, 2012, 06:13:38 am
at least i am trying to throw some ideas to improove crpg......
Title: Re: health restoration option
Post by: Latvian on February 28, 2013, 11:28:56 pm
necro bump!