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Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: nuffen on March 08, 2011, 08:34:52 pm
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Ok
So, you walk down the street, on your way home from school/work. This dude starts to go in ur way, intentionally. Whatever way you turn, he gets in front of you, just to annoy you. Your starting to get angry, and asks him polite to stop going in your way, he then states that the air is free for everyone. Your trying to explain to him about common sense, and how he should allow you to walk, and not intentionally try to block ur way. He tells you to "calm down, its only IRL!". You take up your longsword and cuts him in two pieces with a well-placed swing.
Ban?
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What would I do if some idiot would block me on the street like that? Simple;
I would push the guy out of my way *guy falls to the ground* , looking back to him saying "Pathetic..".
That's it, no need to draw big ass swords/guns there.
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It's real life. Just punch the bundle of sticks.
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Just keep walking and if you bump into him his 'the air is free for everyone' argument is invalid and he is now physically harassing you. That is when its time to violently hack him into pieces.
I do not agree with your choice for the longsword. Brutally murdering annoying people sounds like a job for the mighty WAR CLEAVER!
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kick in the nuts
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jump on him
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Pull down his pants and scream rape to a nearby officer
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Press E
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Trade in some points in WM for ATH?
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It's real life. Just punch the bundle of sticks.
no pimp slap him like a hoe!
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I'd run away. And maybe cry about the situation later, once the fear had worn off.
Haha, I'm only joking. Of course, in reality, I'm just as tough as all the other people here, so I'd probably knock him out and then say something clever, maybe something with a pun in it.
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When I was in first grade I would ride my bike home from my friends house down a big hill, there was this jerk older kid who would routinely be at the bottom of the hill(between my and my friends house)
He stopped me twice and scared me into going back up the hill and taking a much longer road home
I remember the third time I saw him at the bottom of that hill waiting to block me and scare me into going the long way home
But this time instead of giving into fear I turned it into rage, charged down that hill straight at him, my bike collided with his stationary bike and somehow after the wreck he ended up pretty messed up
I kicked him in the head a few times and left him
Never did see him again
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@OP
Well, the difference between this game and real life is that we can't jump very high. In warband there may not really be another option than to attack.
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You don't have to be violent.
You can defend you and must defend someone only it's a danger for your/his life.
If there is no risk of physical danger but the perseverance in the caused embarrassment, it's a harassment thus liable to penalty by the law...
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Sweep the leg. Then show him the details in the sidewalk. :twisted:
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Start freaking out in a small circle looking desperate while yelling "WTF MAN THOSE SLIPPERS WERE GREEN!!! GREEEEEEEEEEN AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
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You don't have to be violent.
Noone said you HAVE to be. You should choose to be because more people need to get their shit jacked IRL to remind them that being a fuckwad douchetart like people are online is not ok.
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Just dig a tunnel underneath him, I've seen it done in Minecraft.
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Noone said you HAVE to be. You should choose to be because more people need to get their shit jacked IRL to remind them that being a fuckwad douchetart like people are online is not ok.
long day gorath?
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I'd jump over him.
Really, I don't know why everyone is always like "people jump so high in warband and not IRL".
You just don't train your vert, and besides you can use him as leverage to jump over him in real life. People have shoulders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zc2foSaTZo
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long day gorath?
Actually yeah. Got cut off in traffic by this fuckwad teenager in his little rice burning import piece of shit, lost my morning coffee from slammin the brakes. Obviously this annoyed the shit out of me as I now had to go get another damn coffee. Flipped him the bird when I managed to get next to him and he yelled bundle of sticks out the window. Got to a red light got out of my truck with my breaker bar so he could say it to my face and the piece of shit sped through the red light instead of dealing with me face to face. And that was just the start of the day so far.
Sure people should have the right to be a cunt if they choose to be. We should also have the right to cave their face in for doing so as well.