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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Matey on March 18, 2012, 05:19:48 am

Title: Dear DRZ
Post by: Matey on March 18, 2012, 05:19:48 am
I am currently in your lands stealing your villages with my fierce army; if you wish to survive my rampage I suggest you provide me with 300,000 gold and 49 horses. If you meet my demands I will only burn one of your villages to the ground instead of the entirety of your kingdom.

With love,
Matey
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: SeQuel on March 18, 2012, 05:32:11 am
I, as leader of BRD give DRZ permission to kill Matey_BRD on sight.

Ha, just kidding. Hope you burn.
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: JihadistMexican on March 18, 2012, 05:39:46 am
God will burn their villages with fire and brimstone ( and Mateys pirate cannons )
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Vovka on March 18, 2012, 05:44:29 am
All of our men went to war, let's see if you can win our women and young children  :D
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Matey on March 18, 2012, 05:47:54 am
Quote from: Vovka on March 18, 2012, 05:44:29 am
All of our men went to war, let's see if you can win our women and young children  :D

you could bribe me... just saying... the offer is there.
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Vovka on March 18, 2012, 05:53:29 am
but why? your army to entertain them) After the fight, we can offer you a hat and a donkey, which will take you home)
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Matey on March 18, 2012, 05:59:08 am
what kind of a hat?
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: SeQuel on March 18, 2012, 06:01:52 am
Quote from: Matey on March 18, 2012, 05:59:08 am
what kind of a hat?

The finest kind. If you come back home alive I'll assume your a DRZ spy and ban you.
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Nebun on March 18, 2012, 06:05:51 am
all you can really do is this

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but only thing we can offer you is this

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Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Tanken on March 18, 2012, 07:04:58 am
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Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Kazak on March 18, 2012, 10:10:48 pm
So young, but already became Petrosyan

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Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on March 18, 2012, 11:24:07 pm
Quote from: Kazak on March 18, 2012, 10:10:48 pm
So young, but already became Petrosyan

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fixing your img

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Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Kazak on March 18, 2012, 11:40:01 pm
Quote from: Tavuk_Bey on March 18, 2012, 11:24:07 pm
fixing your img

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You dare to fix me?!
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This means war!
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EDT: On you picture Petrosyan says: Preapare yo anus...
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on March 18, 2012, 11:49:48 pm
(click to show/hide)

well your first petrosyan img didn't appear :D btw nice petrosyan reaction collection  8-)
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Matey on March 19, 2012, 12:47:17 am
The time of your DOOM approaches! You may still attempt to bribe me off, I am still interested in what kind of hat you are offering.

my army is ready... my soldiers look like one of these pictures...

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OR

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OR maybe...

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OR i guess it could be

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BUT WHICH ONE IS IT?!
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Spanish on March 19, 2012, 02:24:12 am
Definitely the middle one because ninja's who get stuck in a photo can't really be ninjas so they're peasants in disguise. Good luck!
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Nebun on March 19, 2012, 02:59:28 am
This is the Mayor of the village, don't mess with him!!!

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Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Nebun on March 19, 2012, 09:13:13 am
as expected your troops run away without a battle :)
really our mayor is better then he looks, don't be afraid
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Matey on March 19, 2012, 09:21:36 am
I wasnt home or I woulda given you a fight to remember!

I did hire Druzhina_Archer_MDC or whatever his name is to fight for me though... i even changed my battle plan to "I BELIEVE IN YOU MDC! (or whatever his name is)"

I guess he failed me. how disappointing.

P.S. Spanish picked correctly as to what my army was composed of.
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Nebun on March 19, 2012, 11:14:30 am
hm thought u attacked at that time because you wanted to :) but i guess it was night time

yeah Archer KMC also afraid of the mayor
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: SeQuel on March 19, 2012, 07:03:51 pm
Quote from: Nebun on March 19, 2012, 11:14:30 am
hm thought u attacked at that time because you wanted to :) but i guess it was night time

yeah Archer KMC also afraid of the mayor

Cowardly Russian!
Title: Re: Dear DRZ
Post by: Spanish on March 19, 2012, 09:08:28 pm
It's okay matey my army consisted of 27 champion Arabian warhorses that wielded +2 villager torches :) they never got to see any action